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Oh I missed it too! I’ve got a good excuse though, I was in the pub to toast you! Happy birthday! 🍾🥳
(119 days ago)
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Tue, 26-Dec-23 12:35 AM (136 days ago)
Is anyone here thinking of doing any new year's resolutions? If so then what are you thinking?
Edit: I just read the thread and got a stiffy 😱
(136 days ago)
I resolve to never again engage in a heated debate about pineapple on pizza
(136 days ago)
I'd like to stroke some of the not so furry things too. 
(136 days ago)
New Year’s Revolution . I’m all in.
(136 days ago)
Merry Christmas SEB! 🎅🎄 Hoping Santa brought you everything on your wish list!
(137 days ago)
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Wed, 11-Oct-23 1:58 PM (212 days ago)
What was the name of the 80's comedy TV show. It was about a bar which was run by a guy called Sam. Cheers to anyone who can help me.
Are you sure you're old enough to have put 15 years in on here sexy?
(218 days ago)
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You 40!? "I don't believe it!!" ~ Victor Meldrew
(218 days ago)
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I bet I know what day in January... lol I have a FaNNtastic way to remember here ..😉.
(218 days ago)
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No thanks...cos knowing my luck I would end up with my nose in the butt crack of some hairy arsed munter....so it's a no from me: D
(248 days ago)
TC, that's when it's time to simply drop out
(248 days ago)
It’s been a fantasy for decades. Every now and then a bell rings and you have to lick whatever is closest.
(247 days ago)
Mon, 4-Sep-23 5:16 PM (249 days ago)
Never be ashamed of a scar. It simply means you’re stronger than whatever tried to hurt you.
i dont need tattoos. Ive lost track of my surgical scars
(248 days ago)
I wonder how many women would opt out of motherhood if they knew they might be stuck with a Caesarean scar for life.
(247 days ago)
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I had a c section and my scar is barely visible. Doesn't bother me in the least
(247 days ago)
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Fri, 25-Aug-23 6:40 PM (259 days ago)
I'm seriously thinking of finally posting topless pictures, Picture ideas are getting more difficult covering up all the time...
Angles, lighting, story telling, different perspectives, etc. I don’t think it matters what you post (that you’re happy with) because pervs always want more.
(257 days ago)
You know that the internet is collectively holding its breath ……. Currently blue - turning purple …. xx
(251 days ago)
Wed, 23-Aug-23 11:19 AM (261 days ago)
This place has been going 20 years now, in all these years we could have walked past members from here, and none of you knew.
Very true SEB, if you had your clothes on I'd never know it was you 
(261 days ago)
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That's why I always smile at strangers
(261 days ago)
Fri, 18-Aug-23 4:59 PM (266 days ago)
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Fri, 18-Aug-23 2:57 PM (266 days ago)
At some point in your childhood, you and your friends went outside to play for the last time, and nobody knew it.
Wonders if SEB want to migrate to Scotland to wear a kilt...
(261 days ago)
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Sat, 5-Aug-23 10:52 AM (279 days ago)
Happy birthday Lenny, i did bring a cake but someone has eaten it.
Was there ever really a cake? I feel duped!
(279 days ago)
Fri, 28-Jul-23 4:24 PM (287 days ago)
Some days i roll my eyes so hard i manage to check out my own arse.
I can imagine this eyerolling happens a lot. (Is not, I repeat not, checking out SEB’s bum)
(287 days ago)
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Sorry to say SEB.....I've never made it up to your eyes.........
(287 days ago)
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Mon, 24-Jul-23 6:02 PM (291 days ago)
Today i got a shock as i opened my refrigerator door to see my salad dressing
Your lucky Seb lol it could be a tossed salad mmmmm that might raise your dressing 😉
(290 days ago)
Thu, 20-Jul-23 6:37 PM (295 days ago)
Today i had Minted lamb, Gammon, Roast chicken, Rump and Sirloin steak, Honey pork belly, Garlic bread, Fries, and a pink Gin and Soda
It's 6 hours later after all that meat. How do you feel? Lol
(294 days ago)
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I had to google Gammon
(294 days ago)
I eat hot dogs. Can't be that scary
(294 days ago)
late there now and evening here...spinach artichoke pizza on the way
(298 days ago)
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Fri, 14-Jul-23 10:25 PM (300 days ago)
Some people are a little bit too trigger happy around here
Very very old reference..Roy Rogers..was Trigger happy
(300 days ago)
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my bad...the trigger is short and quick, but at least i pack a six shooter
(300 days ago)
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Thu, 6-Jul-23 9:13 AM (309 days ago)
Can any kind people please check my profile and tell me if it is viewable please...I'm getting people saying it isn't but i haven't changed anything....Thank you.
I checked. Wow I’m glad I did. It’s been a bit. 😈😈
(309 days ago)
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Definitely viewable, and definitely worth viewing
(309 days ago)
Viewable fine…and I adore your latest profile pic…beautiful eyes….
(306 days ago)
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Sun, 2-Jul-23 12:22 PM (313 days ago)
Ignore the people who are always talking behind your back, that's where they belong, behind you.
disclaimer .... disregard if you are a ventriloquist dummy... Good Morning Sexy SEB xoxo
xoxo
(313 days ago)
True. But one wrong word they're not only behind my back, they're on the ground! 
(313 days ago)
Can you turn around as I want to see what's behind you... Hmmm I'll rephrase that, I want to see your behind.
(313 days ago)