)casstess's Recent Statuses
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Fri, 29-Nov-24 8:40 PM (6 days ago)
☃️ seasoNN's greetings all! what's your favorite part of the holidays?
Christmas Eve dinner (lobster stew, which has taken me 20 years to perfect, with fresh beer cheese bread right out of the oven - followed by Christmas dinner: slow roasted prime rib of beef
(6 days ago)
smittenforyou likes this
although we dont celebrate it, its a good time to make a reflection of what you are really thankful for
(6 days ago)
1 reason we moved back to MI was to be closer to family. We have a 10' long dining room table and it was full yesterday. Full table, full bellies, & full hearts
(6 days ago)
Sat, 23-Nov-24 1:01 PM (12 days ago)
Sundress sex is out. Railing her in a cute apron while she makes Christmas cookies is in. happy holidays everyoNNe!
Sun, 27-Oct-24 12:50 PM (39 days ago)
😜 Just dropped a photo hotter than the projector that made it. I 💜 NN.
Fri, 18-Oct-24 6:26 PM (48 days ago)
I don't know the science behind it, but if you're totally naked and you want to feel even more naked all you have to do is put on some shoes.
Yes because you put your shoes on last. It's.ready to go once your shoes are on.
(47 days ago)
AwesomeTits24 likes this
went to a nudist resort that had a residential area. tossed the clothes in the trunk and walked around the neighborhood in sneakers. so delightfully surreal; wish it wasnt.
(46 days ago)
Sat, 21-Sep-24 1:35 PM (75 days ago)
yikes... latest today is at six hours ago....maybe I shouldn't have uploaded a pic. Please good people of NN! if you've been on for 6 months and love the site, please consider being a moderator!!!
s.bam ... Mrs RC says you're damn hot... So she says "fill out the form" 🔥🔥
(72 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Tue, 17-Sep-24 2:27 PM (79 days ago)
happy tail-in-tuesday my good friends! seize the day- do something you always do, but do it differently! put some jive in that routine.
is this where I can say "pics or it didn't happen"? 😉
(79 days ago)
Thu, 12-Sep-24 5:48 PM (84 days ago)
okay gang, what are the worst sexual words? I've always loved snatch, cunt, and twat, but I fear I may be more alone in that belief...
Whore and slut are up there at the top. There is never a positive connotation with them. And theu seem to be used by males who aren't enlightened in their attitudes towards women
(84 days ago)
AwesomeTits24 likes this
lol quiet! nothing like being told how she wants to withdraw your seminal fluid that is discharged from your glands. 😜
(82 days ago)
There are several that are immediate turnoffs and usually I prefer "correct" terminology, but don't call it "semen" if you wanna get me goin. 🙄
(82 days ago)
Wed, 11-Sep-24 11:49 AM (85 days ago)
ooo. new stuff! anyone have the stats on image size for personal profile banner?
Straightjimbo93 likes this
Sat, 7-Sep-24 8:11 PM (89 days ago)
have a little weirdness added to your day! check out the avant-garde group and share your funky self! 
Fri, 6-Sep-24 2:14 PM (90 days ago)
masturbation is not just self-care, it's self-celebration! 🥳
lol baggins... I know, I seriously lack in video productions...
(90 days ago)
Bbaggins4321 likes this
Thu, 5-Sep-24 3:45 PM (91 days ago)
wow... just had the most vicious dental hygienist ever. what an interesting profession.
I got a waterpik last year JG .. changed my life lol.... she's never mad at me 
(90 days ago)
Just went to the dentist yesterday; had to have a filling replaced. The sound of the grinding was very jarring, and at one point I could smell something burning.
(90 days ago)
I have had the same hygienist for 30 years. I love her. She never stops talking and takes everything out of my mouth so I can respond. It is like a very odd coffee date with an old friend when I go
(90 days ago)
Tue, 3-Sep-24 5:23 PM (93 days ago)
Oh you awesome people made this so tough. I was thrilled by everyone's entries and loved seeing what you came up with. Some of it came down to just figuring out if it was a pun or a word play
And brava, Cass, for sneaking one last pun into this status when referring to my “body” of work 👏👏👏
(93 days ago)
intriguing and stimulating comp!! truly loved it! and amazing job everyone! 
(93 days ago)
Thanks for the idea and organisation Cass. Congrats to the winners. Some great puns . A very stiff competition.
(92 days ago)
Congrats to the winners and to the organizer.
(92 days ago)
I really enjoyed this one - congrats everyone. Always impressed by the creativity!
(92 days ago)
gimme a week, i cant do a good job in photochop in that time 
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neaky [scarcasm font]
(94 days ago)
Jersey__Girl likes this
Sun, 1-Sep-24 2:04 PM (95 days ago)
Holy cow!?! 10 minutes from submit to live? shout out to the mods who are on their game! 🥰 Sunday morning is popular...
Yes it's like groups,you enter there,I always submit my pics through group
(96 days ago)
risingmoon likes this
That's ok with me,I have fingers ,I can go look at them..good luck
(96 days ago)
risingmoon likes this
If all goes to plan, tomorrow is the day.
(98 days ago)
Mon, 19-Aug-24 8:56 AM (108 days ago)
...waiting on getting a competition approved... not sure who has those magical powers...
haha... thanks for the humps...I mean bumps... 😈
(107 days ago)
it's ... aliveeee!!! *storm crackles in the distance
(106 days ago)
seductivestacia likes this
Sat, 17-Aug-24 12:09 AM (111 days ago)
What is your greatest sports achievement, big or small? (making this photo for the NN competition got me wondering) 
My proudest moment was the day I made the Gallon Club at the sperm bank
(107 days ago)
Sun, 4-Aug-24 3:54 PM (123 days ago)
Come join the new avant-garde group! See more nudity in funky ways! 
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^^^^ oh oh someone is lurking,noooooo,please no pic cock pics in status *runs out screaming 
(121 days ago)
clittylicker likes this
Sat, 3-Aug-24 6:47 PM (124 days ago)
They say clothes make the man, but I say being naked gives him freedom.
Sun, 21-Jul-24 6:45 PM (137 days ago)
My titties may cure what ails you; I call that iboobprofen.
So I take two four times a day? I feel better already.
(136 days ago)
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