)Jersey__Girl's Recent Statuses
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Fri, 11-Oct-24 2:24 AM (1 day ago)
While you talk about sex, I'm going to drive up to catch the northern lights, an orgasm`inducing sight for a photographer. 
Tue, 8-Oct-24 2:13 AM (4 days ago)
If anyone has any experience withh anything or knows anything about something, please let me know.
I have a shirt with “they don’t know that we know they know we know” 😁
(4 days ago)
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I know a little about a lot and everything about nothing...
(4 days ago)
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Sun, 6-Oct-24 9:33 PM (5 days ago)
It's going to be alright. When one door closes...you know the rest.
Fri, 4-Oct-24 10:43 PM (7 days ago)
Starting a chat with a cat: Psp Psp (US and UK), kiss kiss (Finland), minou minou(France), what's new pussycat whoa oh whoa (Wales).
AOOOHH!! a fijo de na mignotta!! (rome slang.. don't use it tho! means "u son of a .." XD)
(6 days ago)
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never really tried getting spanked but I would try if you do the spanking Jersey_Girl
(8 days ago)
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Sat, 28-Sep-24 12:42 AM (14 days ago)
I just deleted 2 cock closeups from my Artistic Black and White group. I guess this must be what mods feel like.
I'm sorry, I don't get it. Shouldn't it be "sed the old man in a hat?"
(14 days ago)
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Wed, 18-Sep-24 10:44 PM (23 days ago)
I understand being a responsible adult, but every day? Every single day? That seems a little excessive, doesn't it?
Actually, speaks, I think I'm a better person now than I used to be.
(22 days ago)
I don't wanna adult anymore. I wanna dog. I'll be sleeping in a sunny patch on the floor. Bring snacks...
(22 days ago)
Mr, sit…..stay…….good boy (scratches behind ear) 
(22 days ago)
Sun, 15-Sep-24 5:59 PM (27 days ago)
After being in pain for too long, I'm finally having an epidural tomorrow. Praying that it works. 🙏
The doctor told me it could last a week or it could last forever. I exhausted physical therapy & am not getting surgery until it's a must. I'm one of the lucky ones that still has relief
(24 days ago)
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There is nothing "Just Average" about you my sexy friend, so I am thinking you will be one of the faNNtastic treatment success stories...
(24 days ago)
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cannot help but have good thoughts when it is about you Jersey_Girl! 
(24 days ago)
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Sat, 14-Sep-24 7:47 PM (28 days ago)
Time to shower while the towel's still hot. Laters, peeps. xx
Fri, 13-Sep-24 8:01 PM (29 days ago)
Gotta love autocorrect. The latest bungle was "I just love my new deadspread." 
Yes joking, and evidently not at my best today... lol
(28 days ago)
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Thu, 12-Sep-24 7:45 PM (30 days ago)
Public Service Announcement: If you use CBD cream with menthol, make sure you wash your hands before you touch any sensitive areas. It burns.
A lick would have been more helpful. LOL
(29 days ago)
Thu, 12-Sep-24 5:51 AM (30 days ago)
Today was a good day, thanks to you, my friends. Tonight is going to be a good night. Sweet dreams. 
Wed, 11-Sep-24 12:54 AM (31 days ago)
Hangers? Saggers? Thanks for making me feel insecure about my breasts. I may never show them again. cry:
Sat, 7-Sep-24 5:59 PM (35 days ago)
Going to visit my cutie pie today. It's so adorable to watch her trying to remember where her hand is. I hope you're having a wonderful Saturday.
👋 Finds my hand to wave at my sexy friend... I have no doubt how adorable she is if she looks like you JG...🤩 Hope your having an Awesome Sunday!
(34 days ago)
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Awww, thank you, undi. I think she looks like her mother, so she's fine either way. Enjoy your Sunday, too. xxx
(33 days ago)
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Wed, 4-Sep-24 5:51 PM (38 days ago)
Don't make yourself small for anyone. Be the awkward,funny,intelligent beatiful weirdo that you are. Don't hold back.
well, see, the basic problem with that is:- 
some nancy stalker gets they nose outa gear and reports me under multiple names to have me exterminated sad, but OH so TRUE !! this is me!
some nancy stalker gets they nose outa gear and reports me under multiple names to have me exterminated sad, but OH so TRUE !! this is me!
(37 days ago)
Mon, 2-Sep-24 6:42 PM (40 days ago)
I finally did it! Bought a new pari of shoes with memory foam insoles. No more forgetting why I am naked with a camera in my hand. 
Your wait is over, paul and lenny.
(39 days ago)
If it weren't for the memory in my phone I'd be lost
(38 days ago)
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Sun, 1-Sep-24 6:22 PM (41 days ago)
Just wondering what the rules are regarding statuses hyping your own pics. I seem to remember there are some restrictions.
Fri, 30-Aug-24 5:37 PM (43 days ago)
Humans are 90 percent water. So, we're like cucumbers with anxiety.
I have no anxieties! I'm a perv cucumber! 
(42 days ago)
It's the water and a lot more...if you get that reference you are chronologically superior
(42 days ago)
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Fri, 30-Aug-24 11:04 AM (43 days ago)
Is it just me or is being liked by blobs less than satisfying?
"Blobs" are ok, but nothing beats Likes from your "Friends" Morning Sexy JG 😊
(43 days ago)
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You’re not dumb, Bb. A blob is a person without a profile pic. 🔵
(43 days ago)
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Fri, 30-Aug-24 2:11 AM (43 days ago)
Words of advice from CSNY: If you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with.
you are truly way too kind to me Jersey_Girl, thank you for simply being the wonderful lady you naturally are xx
(43 days ago)
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Thu, 29-Aug-24 5:27 AM (44 days ago)
The first testicular guard was used in cricket in 1874. The first helmet was used in 1974. it took 100 years for men to realize that the brain is also important.
Wed, 28-Aug-24 12:03 AM (45 days ago)
I must leave you lovelies. Going out to buy fruit for my competition pics. That's the only hint I'm sharing. TTFN.
I’d be happy to. The peaches have been insane this year!
(45 days ago)
froot? ... Beanz are froot. 
Musical Froot
Musical Froot
(45 days ago)
Hahaha brilliant, my favourite fruit is a peach, a little bit of fuzz but smooth as silk,and when you bite into it and the juice runs down your chin wow nothing beats the enjoyment i get🤔🤔🍾🤣🤣🤣
(45 days ago)
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Or raspberries?? Preferably the ice cream version ,i could eat raspberry ripples all day,sorry shit jokes,last one ,promise hahaha 👍
(45 days ago)
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