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Sun, 7-Jan-24 11:27 PM (122 days ago)
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Only 53 days until you know who arrives. Good thing I finally stopped coughing. 🥴
I...I don't know! unsure
(122 days ago)
You're joking, right? Just in case you're not joking, His name begins with an R and ends with an -er.
(122 days ago)
MitchandDaisy likes this
Santy Claws 'as bean all ready sneaky
(122 days ago)
He skipped my house this year, Wodes. Sigh.
(122 days ago)
Rudolf-er [starts wiv a r n ends wiv a -er tongue] shit on me roof, so i shot the bastid grin
(122 days ago)
Jersey__Girl and Relaxer like this
Hope the 53 days fly by JG smile
(122 days ago)
Jersey__Girl likes this
Thank you, Mitch. Somehow they always go faster when we're together then when we're apart.
(122 days ago)
MitchandDaisy likes this
no idea who you could possibly be talking about JG 🙄🤣
(122 days ago)
Jersey__Girl likes this
Rooter!
(122 days ago)
Oh, you tease, flit.heart Rooter, trc? confused
(120 days ago)
flitterbee likes this
what a person is called when ya root someone, have sex, fuck them, it must be an aussie term
(120 days ago)
theroyalcouple likes this
Rooter - Noun:- synonym: 'Passion fingers' one who roots things.. past tents: Rooted or broken. Bob had a job, he rooted everything he touched he became known as bob the rooter. grin
(120 days ago)
The one doing the rooting? Root is slang for intercourse. It's funny when people say "I'm rooting for you". Like, why would anyone have a fuck for me?
(120 days ago)
Rooter, noun, a job or hobby, a rooter takes plant cuttings for the purpoise of ''rooting'' the cutting, hence A Rooter. grin
(120 days ago)
This proves that we are nations separated by a common language. In the US root means cheering for a team or what a baby does when she wants to nurse or what a plumber does to a drain.
(119 days ago)
theroyalcouple likes this
yeah an y'all pronounce things wrong too raspberry
(119 days ago)
But we know enough not to put *eet root on our McYummies!
(119 days ago)
Put a B in place of the *, apparently it's a naughty word to the censor bot.
(119 days ago)
a real berger has beat troot McYummies is fuct inda head and does put beat troot on bergers in AU becoose thats a real fekin berger
(119 days ago)