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Fri, 24-May-24 7:47 PM (41 seconds ago)
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morning sexy friends
Fri, 24-May-24 7:40 PM (7 minutes ago)
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What is the best topping on pizza?
rhinostool likes this
Pepperoni
(2 minutes ago)
Fri, 24-May-24 6:50 PM (57 minutes ago)
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Later perverts....
lennynatural likes this
Yes Please smile
(52 minutes ago)
Hurry back
(43 minutes ago)
Raven2005 likes this
Fri, 24-May-24 6:10 PM (1 hour ago)
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I think TOF might be the best day of the week.. 🫠
I think that naked bounce should be every day if they want too...smile
(1 hour ago)
Lenny, Detroit or Chicago?
(41 minutes ago)
Oops!
(40 minutes ago)
Fri, 24-May-24 5:28 PM (2 hours ago)
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Beating off any women want to be appreciative today him ready
Wait, you're beating off appreciative women?
(2 hours ago)
Fri, 24-May-24 5:27 PM (2 hours ago)
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Beating off. ...anh
Fri, 24-May-24 5:10 PM (2 hours ago)
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Hello Detroit!
Wouldn't that be Chicago?
(2 hours ago)
jake5270 likes this
Smitts, he's probably visiting. I heard they make a good pizza there.
(1 hour ago)
smitten4u likes this
For me, Detroit was once the home of the great Tamla Motown...
(1 hour ago)
Lenny, Detroit or Chicago?
(40 minutes ago)
Both. Different styles.
(30 minutes ago)
Fri, 24-May-24 4:52 PM (2 hours ago)
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😆😅 If your Boss had just been killed and the FBI thought it was case related would you then say on the news "I knew all of his cases abd his clients too" huh talk about signing a death warrant.
Stay off my case!!!
(1 hour ago)
ohmy sweet Lenny you'd know if I were on your case 😆
(1 hour ago)
lennynatural likes this
Fri, 24-May-24 3:52 PM (3 hours ago)
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Status joke for the long weekend here in the US
Why do bald men still own so many combs? Because they just can’t part with them!
(3 hours ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
To the public onFloppy Dick Mondays when it is not as long as normal...grin
(2 hours ago)
Fri, 24-May-24 3:41 PM (4 hours ago)
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Police are looking into a number of murders all committed at breakfast time. They suspect it is a cereal killer☺️
Fri, 24-May-24 2:40 PM (5 hours ago)
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Looking forward to the Memorial Day weekend. Finally some time to myself!
Fri, 24-May-24 2:30 PM (5 hours ago)
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Trying to work this morning but a particular distraction keeps coming up and demanding attention.
smitten4u likes this
And Which Lovely NN Female is it ?
(4 hours ago)
I'm never one to tell.
(2 hours ago)
Raven2005 likes this
Sorry,I'll leave you alone 😔 😆 🤣
(1 hour ago)
McPhallus likes this
Help is on the way AGR, just hope I don't slip and utter your name in a moment of passion or overwhelming persuasion. 😏😍😛🤩
(1 hour ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
😆 🤣 😂
(1 hour ago)
McPhallus likes this
Fri, 24-May-24 2:29 PM (5 hours ago)
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It is FMF yep
owbiglineman and Saetyrical like this
Hellos sweet girl smile FMF ?
(4 hours ago)
Fri, 24-May-24 1:56 PM (5 hours ago)
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Doing a bit of DIY this weekend, I’ve got to shave my cock
Holy Fing ouch! Shave the follicles not you cock. You're gonna want to keep that! 😄
(1 hour ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Your cock must be a hairy b.east.. isn't the hair usually just above it and on the balls? grin
(1 hour ago)
There can be some hair on the cock, too. Let me send you some unsolicited hair cock closeups for you to examine.
(1 hour ago)
Might be interesting to divert them to the impending ~ COCKFOSTERS ~ Groupie...jerk LOL
(1 hour ago)
I'm sure maturebreeder wouldn't mind sweet lennygrin
(1 hour ago)
Fri, 24-May-24 1:22 PM (6 hours ago)
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Happy FriYAY on this 3 day weekend !!! time to hit the water and get into some naked shenanigans !!
Have fun Bags!
(2 hours ago)
Fri, 24-May-24 12:52 PM (6 hours ago)
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Wishing all a great and horny Friday!
Fri, 24-May-24 10:41 AM (9 hours ago)
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So why does the blonde wear panties with flower on them?...They are in memory of all the faces that have been buried there.🫢
SpiritWolf68, Relaxer and McPhallus like this
Fri, 24-May-24 8:26 AM (11 hours ago)
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Uploading pics is a ball ache. If anyone wants to see me in the meantime pm me ... I promise I'm not totally hideous x
It definitely killed the pic stream with the ID thing. From 1000’s per day to 100’s but cut out some of the fakes. Thanks mods!
(7 hours ago)
I just hate the fact that when I want to upload my god damn pizza I have to wait three hours to post it because some doucheass needed to fake a pic.
(7 hours ago)
Rick12111 likes this
Sadly the ID badge has not stopped men posting women without concent,I think men should only post women in pics as a couple and visa versa but that would lose money I'm guessing
(7 hours ago)
Rick12111 likes this
Sometimes you've just gotta pick the right time to upload pics. If I post in the afternoon it might take 2-4 hrs. Upload at 1900-2000 (UK)time and it normally takes less than 30mins.
(6 hours ago)
MitchandDaisy likes this
Just depends on the Mods and when they're online 😉
(6 hours ago)
McPhallus likes this
Fri, 24-May-24 8:23 AM (11 hours ago)
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I'm very horny right now
What about now?
(9 hours ago)
McPhallus and Saetyrical like this
Fri, 24-May-24 8:20 AM (11 hours ago)
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Who knew that my bra would be my best friend one day? Post-surgery boobie needs support 😅
I've been (knock on wood) pain free so far today!
(9 hours ago)
I’m sure you had volunteers to offer to cradle them for you.
(9 hours ago)
shaqila and McPhallus like this
I'm from boobie support. Two large hands available for your needs. And any other needs you may require
(8 hours ago)
shaqila and McPhallus like this
Can I book your services for tonight? 😏
(7 hours ago)
SpiritWolf68 likes this
Sure , if you want to book he a flight .. I might make by tonight
(7 hours ago)
shaqila likes this
Fri, 24-May-24 7:15 AM (12 hours ago)
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You don't fool me with your easy lies and fables. You won't see me in ten buck furs and sables. You sparkle like a snake. The wine is real but the glass is fake...
MitchandDaisy likes this
Alan Parsons Project. Fab (pun intended) studio music. Been listening to quite a bit of Steely Dan lately. Their songs would sound fresh if they came out next year.
(5 hours ago)
Bbaggins4321 and EmuLater like this
I made a mistake many years ago and bought a Steely Dan album because I misheard what the DJ called the band that played the previous track... Steeleye Span lol.
(5 hours ago)
MitchandDaisy likes this
Fri, 24-May-24 6:46 AM (13 hours ago)
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Having a road trip in the motorhome, currently in Scotland !! !lovely week in the Lakes, but a tad wet up here!!
Among my fantasies is touring England, Scotland, Ireland. Have fun!
(9 hours ago)
Even by Scottish standards, it's been really wet the last 2 days.
(4 hours ago)
Fri, 24-May-24 5:54 AM (13 hours ago)
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Hot
Dancing screaming itching squealing fevered Feeling hot hot hot!!!
(13 hours ago)
Dog with mustard, ketchup and grated cheese
(11 hours ago)
Fri, 24-May-24 5:39 AM (14 hours ago)
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Chocolate cake for breakfast!
That sounds good as well Raven 😋
(6 hours ago)
Raven2005 likes this
I’m usually a lemon cake fan , but I was feeling a bit chocolatey this morning
(6 hours ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Love lemon anything wink
(6 hours ago)
Me too , including lemons 🍋😊
(5 hours ago)
Guess I’m the only one who remembers the bit from Bill Cosby’s “Himself” about giving his kids chocolate cake for breakfast
(5 hours ago)
Thu, 23-May-24 11:35 PM (20 hours ago)
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Wish i could have a NN pool party before leaving here
McPhallus and smitten4u like this
Lenny, why does one need to have a pool party and leave? Why noy have a pool party and stay to have another pool party?
(19 hours ago)
McPhallus and smitten4u like this
Did you not build your new place? Was no pool an oversight, or over budget?
(19 hours ago)
Careful what you wish for...Some videos here show peeing in the pool..lol
(19 hours ago)
Clothing optional? It's been a pandemic since we've visited a nude resort with a pool.
(5 hours ago)
Pools must be so difficult to maintain...ohmy
(5 hours ago)
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