)MookEndling's Recent Statuses
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Sat, 5-Oct-24 12:20 AM (22 hours ago)
cancel culture pays for sins of the past with the future, costing it the now
Man you are way too cerebral for us mere mortals 
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(21 hours ago)
Fri, 4-Oct-24 7:33 AM (1 day ago)
Joker: Folie À Deux : there this sap named fleck what a fuckin maroon...the verse must love em to make so many. worth your nickle
Thu, 3-Oct-24 10:22 PM (2 days ago)
dear movie gods, don't fuck up highlander remember there can only be one.
Nope nope nope. Without Sean Connery and Clancy Brown it just won't be the same.
(1 day ago)
Wed, 2-Oct-24 10:54 PM (2 days ago)
mail order brides : do you think they use packing peanuts or bubble wrap. 
hopefully booble wrap...dont want a mail order bride with packing penis
(2 days ago)
Wed, 2-Oct-24 10:44 PM (2 days ago)
if all things are fair: can a naked man sell cars like women do
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Wed, 2-Oct-24 9:02 AM (3 days ago)
dark side of the rainbow : scored like a silent movie. creates a psychedelic vibe pretty cool
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Tue, 1-Oct-24 11:10 PM (3 days ago)
is it just me or does like everthing need just to chill. go get a drink,laid. watch a cartoon. you know relaxs abit.
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Human sacrifice. Dogs and cats living together. Mass hysteria!”
(3 days ago)
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q that has to be the best non freak out, freak out ever 
(3 days ago)
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Wacky Races is still my favourite cartoon. One day I will be one of The Ant Hill Mob
(3 days ago)
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Tue, 1-Oct-24 3:46 AM (4 days ago)
The running man: ben richards : the book, signs up the movie, fasicist cop punished for not following orders. why do the writter(s) think we need to feel sorry for him.
Sun, 29-Sep-24 8:06 PM (6 days ago)
just watched the first adventure of the first doctor, the guy is a bit of an asshat
Sat, 28-Sep-24 4:39 AM (7 days ago)
mobster lullabies : do you know the muffin man x2 we're looking for the muffin man. he's got our books and gonna turn informant.
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I know I'd be dead without music so kinda the same thing
(7 days ago)
Fri, 27-Sep-24 9:18 AM (8 days ago)
to tired to think..hey i'm to tired to think 
no wait does that constitute thinking or that 
no wait does that constitute thinking or that
Thu, 26-Sep-24 5:52 AM (9 days ago)
hey you, yeah you. if i'm out here playing by myself i can save some bandwidth ya know whats im sayin' 
:LOL;
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Wed, 25-Sep-24 7:20 AM (10 days ago)
vixens to the left sirens to the right, death by dehydration. how did that blind lumber jack know...
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I cut down trees I wear high heels, suspenders and a bra. I wish I'd been a girly just like my dear papa.
(10 days ago)
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im pretty sure i met a lot of Elmos and Animals (ok some swedish cooks too)
(10 days ago)
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Yes...the screaming voice in my head sounds exactly like Animal...
(9 days ago)
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Mon, 23-Sep-24 12:08 AM (12 days ago)
lol just realised i have to flip my meat, sounds naughty here 
Sat, 21-Sep-24 12:18 PM (14 days ago)
i'm a little tea pot short and stout, here is my handle and here is my... 
Sat, 21-Sep-24 2:51 AM (14 days ago)
time for hey what about that: if your phone does have an actual ai. can your phone testify against you(yes sir thats his dick he made me take the picture and send it unsolicited )
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Fri, 20-Sep-24 11:04 PM (14 days ago)
so over the years i've suffered injuries to my penis, little did i know the tissues had fused. now they have relaxed an i have a more natural upward curve. it tops out about the same.
Thu, 19-Sep-24 11:06 PM (15 days ago)
i use to think the world worked like clock work, now i'm amazed we invented the door. i guess social engineering kinda works
Sorry to say, Mook, but we already have someone in status that isn't intelligible.
(15 days ago)
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so...is this a deadmans boots sorta thing or just reapply later 
(15 days ago)
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