bimarriedbottom's Recent Statuses
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Sat, 13-Jul-24 10:07 AM (13 days ago)
My Bible Belt state has banned the largest porn network on Earth. I’d like to thank our elected officials for being my nanny. What we do without their protection? 🤣I used to make fun of California.
Project 2025 would be disastrous in so many ways and all the cult 45ers think it's great. Wait until it takes away their right too.
(13 days ago)
Adele, you were probably thinking about M&N's, the internet porn candy that melts in your ...............(fill in the blank)
(24 days ago)
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We're going to have to start a Go-Cuss-Me account to help out TRC
(24 days ago)
Thu, 23-May-24 11:56 AM (64 days ago)
In 19 years I never clicked on the Notices tab. There’s some funny stuff posted!
Thu, 16-May-24 11:47 AM (71 days ago)
Odd. A new status has been posted, shows at the top of the desktop page like normal. Not been blocked by them. But it won’t show up in the feed. Computers…🤬🤣
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Thu, 4-Apr-24 6:42 PM (113 days ago)
150th Kentucky Derby coming soon. Party!!!!!!!!! (World famous horse race.)
Sun, 31-Mar-24 12:01 PM (117 days ago)
HE IS RISEN. “He” of course is my penis. Haha you thought I meant Jesus???? Happy Easter! Or whatever you’re into!
So did he see his shadow this year or not???
(117 days ago)
I might add the 2nd cumming also occurred, truly a blessed day at my age! 🤣🤣🤣 No doubt AGR is baking some deliciousness!
(117 days ago)
Tue, 9-Jan-24 8:06 PM (199 days ago)
After nearly 18 we sat down for verification pics. It’s official, we aren’t fake! Hurray! 😂😂😂
Sun, 7-Jan-24 10:44 PM (201 days ago)
False alarm on the first ever video chat. She chickened out after I took the verification pics! Sorry! Hope for the future…
Sun, 7-Jan-24 10:42 AM (201 days ago)
There’s a chance we may play on video chat for the first time ever later today. Have to figure out the nuts and bolts of it first. Old people and technology…😂
Tue, 26-Dec-23 4:02 AM (213 days ago)
Stupid fat fingers. 11:00 PM Christmas Day, dear god everyone is finally gone. Is it wrong to want my house back, alone with my wife?
Tue, 19-Sep-23 6:15 PM (311 days ago)
Fri, 15-Sep-23 5:30 PM (315 days ago)
Last day of vacation on the Florida beach. Back to reality tomorrow. 😤 On the plus side my speedos caused zero commotion. That I’m aware of…😂
Fri, 1-Sep-23 5:24 PM (329 days ago)
Interesting about the new block feature…it appears I’m blocked by a few! Now I wonder what the offense was…sorry to whoever, but of course they’ll never see this! 🤣
We'll block people that act like they are a friend until you need some support then they bail
(329 days ago)
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Mon, 14-Aug-23 3:39 PM (347 days ago)
Life marches on. Hot and humid summer now, soon enough we will be in the damp freezing winter. Good camping weather either way! 😆
Mon, 3-Jul-23 10:18 PM (1 year ago)
We afford our beloved pets more dignity than we do people often times. So much joy, short lived, so much pain. Life goes on. Regardless. Cheers NN! Think I’ll have another drink.
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(1 year ago)
Sucks losing family, no need for apologies
(1 year ago)
Sat, 31-Dec-22 10:09 PM (1 year ago)
7 hours to go still in my time zone. Happy New Year’s to all of you future dwellers! Got USDA Prime Filet beef for dinner, other yummy stuff. Everyone be safe!
Tue, 20-Dec-22 10:19 PM (1 year ago)
I can’t stand Will Farrell but I love the movie Elf. Merry Christmas everyone!
you can see anyones pics from photo page, not needed to go via profile
(1 year ago)
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Well this comment stream took a turn. Have a good evening everyone!
(1 year ago)
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