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bimarriedbottom's Recent Statuses
Sat, 13-Jul-24 10:07 AM (13 days ago)
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My Bible Belt state has banned the largest porn network on Earth. I’d like to thank our elected officials for being my nanny. What we do without their protection? 🤣I used to make fun of California.
McPhallus and Mr_Vein like this
We will never beat Big Brother & AI...crying
(13 days ago)
Wait til you hear about Project 2025. Vote Blue!
(13 days ago)
Project 2025 would be disastrous in so many ways and all the cult 45ers think it's great. Wait until it takes away their right too.
(13 days ago)
McPhallus, Mr_Vein and MrsTrellis like this
A VPN is your best bet. Numerous YouTube rs offer discounts for the major Virtual Private Networks out there. Plus you have better access to overseas content.
(13 days ago)
"Government overreach " was a threat, not a warning. Just like that phrase "legislate from the bench".
(13 days ago)
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Tue, 2-Jul-24 12:03 PM (24 days ago)
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The spam-bots are working overtime today, wow!
Oh here i thought my threads had retained popularity 🤣
(24 days ago)
MellieK likes this
Yes, now I see. I told a spam bot to fuck off. I'm wasting swear words
(24 days ago)
MellieK and Artistic like this
Adele, you were probably thinking about M&N's, the internet porn candy that melts in your ...............(fill in the blank)
(24 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
@trc oh no, you might run out of them
(24 days ago)
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We're going to have to start a Go-Cuss-Me account to help out TRC
(24 days ago)
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Thu, 23-May-24 11:56 AM (64 days ago)
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In 19 years I never clicked on the Notices tab. There’s some funny stuff posted!
Artistic, NN, Laphroaigh and VegasBob like this
Ur a peach.catching obscure greats.nice catch…….LOL
(40 days ago)
Damien's is a classic!
(40 days ago)
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*Damian*
(40 days ago)
Nor have I.
(39 days ago)
One of those things which aren't for mobile.
(39 days ago)
Thu, 16-May-24 11:47 AM (71 days ago)
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Odd. A new status has been posted, shows at the top of the desktop page like normal. Not been blocked by them. But it won’t show up in the feed. Computers…🤬🤣
McPhallus likes this
I think they just need to torque the Flux capacitor a little more, that'll get things running correctly......
(71 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Maybe they deleted it?
(71 days ago)
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Sun, 12-May-24 3:16 PM (75 days ago)
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Happy Mother’s Day to all the beautiful NN mothers. 😁
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Thu, 4-Apr-24 6:42 PM (113 days ago)
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150th Kentucky Derby coming soon. Party!!!!!!!!! (World famous horse race.)
McPhallus and mojo75nz like this
there “were” block parties… anyway they call it the most exciting 2 minutes in sports. Marketing has spun it into a 2-3 week party. Starts with a massive fireworks show.
(113 days ago)
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oh .. xxxxxxxx I didn't know we needed an excuse to drink bourbon.. oops
(113 days ago)
oops. I guess that was a naughty word haha... should have said shiz lol
(113 days ago)
Drinking rum, no excuse needed,,, well ok im solo sad
(113 days ago)
Mint Juleps. I'm usually doing yard work. Come inside to watch for 5 minutes and return to work. Get it that it's a big deal, but idk.
(112 days ago)
Sun, 31-Mar-24 12:01 PM (117 days ago)
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HE IS RISEN. “He” of course is my penis. Haha you thought I meant Jesus???? Happy Easter! Or whatever you’re into!
So did he see his shadow this year or not???
(117 days ago)
MrsTrellis and McPhallus like this
Happy Easter bimarried 💋
(117 days ago)
Glad I kept this one in my head.
(117 days ago)
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I might add the 2nd cumming also occurred, truly a blessed day at my age! 🤣🤣🤣 No doubt AGR is baking some deliciousness!
(117 days ago)
"He" is about to be chopped off and ascend to heaven scared tongue raspberry w00t
(116 days ago)
Tue, 9-Jan-24 8:06 PM (199 days ago)
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After nearly 18 we sat down for verification pics. It’s official, we aren’t fake! Hurray! 😂😂😂
Congrats,I bet the men aren't to happy your wife is covered up.
(199 days ago)
AGR, it was among the first comments 😆 but she was cold.
(199 days ago)
Ok smile
(199 days ago)
I thought it was your job to keep her warm,need to up your game man
(199 days ago)
Just noticed my typo in the original post. Damn it! 18 YEARS it should read but you all figured out. And AGR, I do my best! 😁
(199 days ago)
Sun, 7-Jan-24 10:44 PM (201 days ago)
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False alarm on the first ever video chat. She chickened out after I took the verification pics! Sorry! Hope for the future…
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Thats a bummer. would love to see you both on video chat .. xx
(201 days ago)
As in the pics, she’s afraid of being identified. I told her to watch the camera angles but…oh well. She might warm up to the idea.
(200 days ago)
McPhallus likes this
How many people outside of here have seen her naked,hey bimarried xxx
(200 days ago)
We used to play around some, but it was many years ago when she quit. And then it was mostly guys for me, she never had much interest in anyone fucking her. A few did, I loved it! But she got …
(200 days ago)
…extremely jealous over time and eventually quit so it’s been 12 years or more. The last guy we met from NN! Life goes on.
(200 days ago)
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Sun, 7-Jan-24 10:42 AM (201 days ago)
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There’s a chance we may play on video chat for the first time ever later today. Have to figure out the nuts and bolts of it first. Old people and technology…😂
Well have fun xxx
(201 days ago)
Saetyrical likes this
Let me know how when you have. 🤔, old lol
(201 days ago)
Tue, 26-Dec-23 4:02 AM (213 days ago)
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Stupid fat fingers. 11:00 PM Christmas Day, dear god everyone is finally gone. Is it wrong to want my house back, alone with my wife?
Mon, 25-Dec-23 1:11 PM (214 days ago)
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Ho Ho Ho!
not aloud say that, hoes git offended, is now "hay hay hay" ...
(214 days ago)
beer beer beer
(214 days ago)
burgerburgerburger
(214 days ago)
Tue, 19-Sep-23 6:15 PM (311 days ago)
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I said fuck it and wore it on the beach. Looking good? 😛 or 😱No one screamed!
cmp, I'm old enough to remember just about anything and everything except music lyrics.
(309 days ago)
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Remember "The Gong Show Movie" from 1980? Basically all the stuff that was to dirty or discusting for the TV show.
(309 days ago)
^^ Or a shepherd's crook to haul him off stage.
(309 days ago)
Should be ^^^
(309 days ago)
Looks good bimarried, sorry I missed this when yiu posted it before
(64 days ago)
Fri, 15-Sep-23 5:30 PM (315 days ago)
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Last day of vacation on the Florida beach. Back to reality tomorrow. 😤 On the plus side my speedos caused zero commotion. That I’m aware of…😂
The weather been nice for the beach, hope you enjoyed!
(315 days ago)
Got friends trying to convince us to move to the Sarasota area. The white sand is beautiful but it’s too crowded for me! Lots of great food and sun.
(314 days ago)
Fri, 1-Sep-23 5:24 PM (329 days ago)
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Interesting about the new block feature…it appears I’m blocked by a few! Now I wonder what the offense was…sorry to whoever, but of course they’ll never see this! 🤣
We'll block people that act like they are a friend until you need some support then they bail
(329 days ago)
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I've never blocked anyone grin
(329 days ago)
I’ve only blocked a few whose pics are too extreme even for this aging bottom guy! But pics only. No problem conversing.
(329 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
I only block those who blocked me
(329 days ago)
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I’ve only blocked two people - and deservedly so.
(329 days ago)
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Mon, 14-Aug-23 3:39 PM (347 days ago)
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Life marches on. Hot and humid summer now, soon enough we will be in the damp freezing winter. Good camping weather either way! 😆
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Mon, 3-Jul-23 10:18 PM (1 year ago)
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We afford our beloved pets more dignity than we do people often times. So much joy, short lived, so much pain. Life goes on. Regardless. Cheers NN! Think I’ll have another drink.
Definitely no need to apologise...status is for everyone 😊
(1 year ago)
*hugs
(1 year ago)
plumguy likes this
so sorry to hear, big hugs heart
(1 year ago)
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Sucks losing family, no need for apologies
(1 year ago)
I agree .. sending my condolences! 💐
(1 year ago)
Mon, 29-May-23 12:48 PM (1 year ago)
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♥️🤍💙
(1 year ago)
100% correct. Thanks those who have served for their service.
(1 year ago)
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Wed, 4-Jan-23 4:17 PM (1 year ago)
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2023…perhaps THIS will be the year…
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I am hoping it is my year to bottom for a real man.
(1 year ago)
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Sat, 31-Dec-22 10:09 PM (1 year ago)
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7 hours to go still in my time zone. Happy New Year’s to all of you future dwellers! Got USDA Prime Filet beef for dinner, other yummy stuff. Everyone be safe!
I don't know what I'm going to have except someone else is making it smile Happy New Year, Bi!
(1 year ago)
1 hr 37 min here and I will be well asleep
(1 year ago)
Sun, 25-Dec-22 11:29 AM (1 year ago)
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Merry Christmas everyone!
smitten4u, NicRae and LOVEXXXPORN like this
and to you and yours!
(1 year ago)
Sun, 25-Dec-22 3:48 AM (1 year ago)
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Damn fat fin
Sun, 25-Dec-22 3:48 AM (1 year ago)
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Damn fat fin…
Sun, 25-Dec-22 3:48 AM (1 year ago)
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Still
Tue, 20-Dec-22 10:19 PM (1 year ago)
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I can’t stand Will Farrell but I love the movie Elf. Merry Christmas everyone!
you can see anyones pics from photo page, not needed to go via profile
(1 year ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
thank you autistic, ever mr logistics grin sorry, typo on the r, to bad i can't go back and fix it tongue
(1 year ago)
autistic and mr...well...thanks??
(1 year ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Sorry,typing doesn't allow for sarcasm or anything so it seemed that way and I don't know you so I don't know how you react to others,my apologies
(1 year ago)
Well this comment stream took a turn. Have a good evening everyone!
(1 year ago)
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