bimarriedbottom's Recent Statuses
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Thu, 21-Nov-24 12:43 AM (17 days ago)
Nothing else makes me feel as old as chasing a 3 year old…dear god why can’t they bottle that and give us a shot???? 😂
my grandsons are 6 and 10...I can be with them for more then an hour b4 I go. go see ypur mom or dad
(17 days ago)
Jersey__Girl likes this
It is highly unlikely either of my spawn will procreate. I am good with that. I think they have made a good decision
(17 days ago)
my daughter did, doubt if my son will...both made the right decision...
(17 days ago)
Mon, 30-Sep-24 9:06 PM (68 days ago)
Epic failure on our first attempt at playing in video chat. Damn it! And I test things out first but it failed! Ugh, it will take me 10 years to get her to try again 🤣🤣🤣.
Pete_from_Aus likes this
I tested it out first, but it kept freezing up and then wouldn't reconnect. Too bad, it was a hot time for me! I'll post a bit of video, I did record the rest of it.
(68 days ago)
Pete_from_Aus likes this
And for sure I'm terrified of some Neanderthal pissing her off.
(68 days ago)
quietwacpl and Pete_from_Aus like this
Mon, 2-Sep-24 1:05 AM (97 days ago)
Do it today, you might be dead tomorrow. I say that all the time, never take my own advice, but lately life has gut-punched us with reminders. If there's someone you love, tell them, NOW.
i cum today, might not cum tomorrow, fuck edging
(97 days ago)
McPhallus likes this
Fri, 9-Aug-24 8:49 PM (120 days ago)
I’m warming up to the groups, post pics not for general consumption like Nature. Also noticed that I can see comments from someone who has us blocked!
Sat, 27-Jul-24 8:32 PM (133 days ago)
First time on cam today, solo action, doing some testing of equipment before Mrs. Bmb joins in. All guys in chat of course like most chat rooms but I’m ok with that. It was fun!
Sat, 27-Jul-24 3:45 AM (134 days ago)
Editing video is so tedious! 25 mins and maybe 10 is worthwhile, grab a few still shots...being an exhibionist perv is a lot of work!
McPhallus likes this
Sat, 13-Jul-24 10:07 AM (148 days ago)
My Bible Belt state has banned the largest porn network on Earth. I’d like to thank our elected officials for being my nanny. What we do without their protection? 🤣I used to make fun of California.
Project 2025 would be disastrous in so many ways and all the cult 45ers think it's great. Wait until it takes away their right too.
(148 days ago)
MarilynMonroeFanCH and lennynatural like this
Adele, you were probably thinking about M&N's, the internet porn candy that melts in your ...............(fill in the blank)
(158 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
We're going to have to start a Go-Cuss-Me account to help out TRC
(158 days ago)
Artistic and AdeleGingerRaine like this
Thu, 23-May-24 11:56 AM (199 days ago)
In 19 years I never clicked on the Notices tab. There’s some funny stuff posted!
Thu, 16-May-24 11:47 AM (206 days ago)
Odd. A new status has been posted, shows at the top of the desktop page like normal. Not been blocked by them. But it won’t show up in the feed. Computers…🤬🤣
McPhallus likes this
Thu, 4-Apr-24 6:42 PM (247 days ago)
150th Kentucky Derby coming soon. Party!!!!!!!!! (World famous horse race.)
Sun, 31-Mar-24 12:01 PM (252 days ago)
HE IS RISEN. “He” of course is my penis. Haha you thought I meant Jesus???? Happy Easter! Or whatever you’re into!
So did he see his shadow this year or not???
(252 days ago)
MrsTrellis and McPhallus like this
I might add the 2nd cumming also occurred, truly a blessed day at my age! 🤣🤣🤣 No doubt AGR is baking some deliciousness!
(251 days ago)
Tue, 9-Jan-24 8:06 PM (333 days ago)
After nearly 18 we sat down for verification pics. It’s official, we aren’t fake! Hurray! 😂😂😂
Sun, 7-Jan-24 10:44 PM (335 days ago)
False alarm on the first ever video chat. She chickened out after I took the verification pics! Sorry! Hope for the future…
Saetyrical and drgoode845 like this
Sun, 7-Jan-24 10:42 AM (336 days ago)
There’s a chance we may play on video chat for the first time ever later today. Have to figure out the nuts and bolts of it first. Old people and technology…😂
Tue, 26-Dec-23 4:02 AM (348 days ago)
Stupid fat fingers. 11:00 PM Christmas Day, dear god everyone is finally gone. Is it wrong to want my house back, alone with my wife?
Tue, 19-Sep-23 6:15 PM (1 year ago)
Fri, 15-Sep-23 5:30 PM (1 year ago)
Last day of vacation on the Florida beach. Back to reality tomorrow. 😤 On the plus side my speedos caused zero commotion. That I’m aware of…😂
Fri, 1-Sep-23 5:24 PM (1 year ago)
Interesting about the new block feature…it appears I’m blocked by a few! Now I wonder what the offense was…sorry to whoever, but of course they’ll never see this! 🤣
We'll block people that act like they are a friend until you need some support then they bail
(1 year ago)
Mr_Girth_Brooks likes this
Mon, 14-Aug-23 3:39 PM (1 year ago)
Life marches on. Hot and humid summer now, soon enough we will be in the damp freezing winter. Good camping weather either way! 😆
Mon, 3-Jul-23 10:18 PM (1 year ago)
We afford our beloved pets more dignity than we do people often times. So much joy, short lived, so much pain. Life goes on. Regardless. Cheers NN! Think I’ll have another drink.
Definitely no need to apologise...status is for everyone 😊
(1 year ago)
Sucks losing family, no need for apologies
(1 year ago)