)MellieK's Recent Statuses
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(Much better than the cat’s usual offerings of half-dead mice and decapitated frogs)
(65 days ago)
Wed, 9-Oct-24 6:35 AM (104 days ago)
Is appreciative of our miserable but tame weather. Stay safe out there folks 😘
Weather that bores you to tears is preferable to the exciting kind that actively tries to kill you
(104 days ago)
Sun, 6-Oct-24 6:00 PM (107 days ago)
Gorgeous homely weekend. Thoroughly sexed and exhausted. Happy girl ❤️
Sittin' I'm a shady parking lot, early for a nearby appointment. (Killing time in the shade.)
(119 days ago)
MitchandDaisy likes this
Hello lovely Mellie
(119 days ago)
Tue, 27-Aug-24 5:14 PM (147 days ago)
How is one supposed to be motivated to do anything when it’s basically winter in August?! 😭
Stretch the summer. Stretch the daylight. Leave the leaves 🍃 and feel the breeze. Less clothing for awhile longer.
(146 days ago)
I’ll take all the heat, and the house and the wine!! Mwah ha haha haaaaaa 💕😈
(146 days ago)
Mon, 26-Aug-24 3:07 AM (149 days ago)
2 years ago today, I was incredibly nervous waiting for HF to come over and finally fuck me. I didn’t anticipate falling in love and having my life changed, but here we are! ❤️
Congrats again Mellie! I love hearing stories where lovely people get the happiness they deserve.
(148 days ago)
this status has melted my hearth!! so happy for you two!! *_*
(148 days ago)
Seriously, that is a truly heartwarming and life affirming post to read! Congrats 
(148 days ago)
I love a happy joyous ending Happy Anniversary both
Happy Anniversary both
(147 days ago)
hornyfukcer likes this
4 & 20 blackbirds Ravers, but Ravens are much bigger, maybe just one would do?...
(160 days ago)
Laphroaigh likes this
Well if it helps, I reckon you’re making a bunch of people sick with jealousy too…
(169 days ago)
being happy for other's happiness is much more fun! in italian I would yell: "dateci dentro!!"!
(169 days ago)
This is truly heartwarming seeing such a lovely person enjoying her life.
(169 days ago)
Wrinkled sheets?! Happy aNNiversary lovely. 🎉
(175 days ago)
I must be mummified. My 21st just passed!
(175 days ago)
Wed, 24-Jul-24 5:42 PM (181 days ago)
I started today all enthused I should starting exercising again, and I’ve ended it brain dead with a beer on the sofa. Best laid plans and all that. Cheers 🍻
Fri, 19-Jul-24 7:15 AM (186 days ago)
I’m not sure it’s a typical relationship milestone at this stage of the game, but HF just followed me on NN 🍾🥰
Yikes - sounds like he started following me before he followed you, Mellie…
(186 days ago)
hornyfukcer likes this
Hi lovely Mellie
(186 days ago)
Im pretty sure he already followed you,,,home
(186 days ago)
I'm glad he didn't follow me home that would be creepy lol
(184 days ago)
Saturnfinger1 likes this
Wed, 10-Jul-24 6:05 PM (195 days ago)
I’ve got a sore throat but shhh don’t tell HF he might bail on meeting my bestie this weekend 👀
Haha he doesn’t want to get my cold!! Anyway she’s got vomiting and diarrhoea now so that trip is cancelled regardless 😭
(194 days ago)
Oh no! More time with Mellie. I can safely say its a hard life.
(194 days ago)
Tue, 9-Jul-24 6:41 PM (196 days ago)
Why on earth doesn’t the recent activity from people you’re following feature include videos that have been posted? Madness I tell you!!
There’s a recent content of your follows option. It only ever shows pics
(196 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Oh I guess I don't look there either,I just look at my friends list
(196 days ago)
Just went to look,as I've never done looked before, guess that is another premium benefit I never use.
(196 days ago)
Mon, 1-Jul-24 6:15 PM (204 days ago)
Browsing the competition entries. Good to see people have paid attention to the rules! 😂
Sun, 30-Jun-24 7:40 PM (205 days ago)
I’ve lived alone for years, but Sunday evening alone hits differently now 🥹
Hi lovely Mellie 🤗
(205 days ago)
I’m pretty good I suppose! Survived my first week back at work, so I call that an achievement
(222 days ago)
Awweee sad face >>>>
(264 days ago)
Mon, 29-Apr-24 7:10 PM (267 days ago)
The ‘view’ your own profile button doesn’t seem to work anymore on desktop, only takes me to the ‘edit’ page 😫
Fri, 26-Apr-24 7:28 PM (270 days ago)
Taking a certain someone to meet the parentals tomorrow. Is nervous!!
