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I have never been pressured to sing in a Karaoke bar, even in Tokyo, where it is incredibly popular, I sing like a brick swims....
(9 hours ago)
We built this city on Rock n Roll 🎶
(2 hours ago)
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Thu, 4-Dec-25 8:30 PM (2 days ago)
it is under a month away.. i hope everyone knows what theyre getting me for christmas
SpiritWolf68 likes this
roll it up in a doobie
(2 days ago)
its hanging from every door i have access too... you miss 100% of the shots you dont take
(2 days ago)
^^ Wayne Gretzky quote right there🏒.
(2 days ago)
The old "what, you shower more than once a week" works quite well...
(2 days ago)
Wed, 3-Dec-25 8:26 PM (3 days ago)
she let me smash once she found out I was a fan of 'Who's Line is it Anyway?'
happyhumper69 likes this
He got lucky with a lady because he was a fan of that show
(3 days ago)
She fancied a romp in the hay because I am a fan of 'Whos Line is it Anyway?'
(3 days ago)
Tue, 2-Dec-25 8:06 AM (4 days ago)
4 inches of snow... wow. That's huge right? Thats like a massive amount of snow, right???
Hold mah 
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(4 days ago)
Enough to stop time here. At least long enough for the rednecks to get the 4 wheeler gassed up.
(4 days ago)
4 inxhes of snow HARD or 4 inches of SOFT snow?
(4 days ago)
Mon, 1-Dec-25 5:02 PM (5 days ago)
It’s Cyber Monday!! Whoo. Gonna do so much cybering. I better turn on my anti virus
Sat, 29-Nov-25 9:29 PM (7 days ago)
omg can't wait for cyber monday.. can't wait for all the cybering im gonna do
Deep Purple used to go space trucking. Get inFb, we goin' cybertrucking📐🤖🛻.
(7 days ago)
A cybertruck is a contraceptive tho!
(6 days ago)
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Fri, 28-Nov-25 9:24 PM (8 days ago)
Reverse cowgirl so we can both watch A Muppet Christmas Carol
Wow that is insane lol. He'd get in trouble over here... and it is funny because the a huge part of the Faux King's voter base are evangelicals... and he does not aline at all with their values but
(7 days ago)
ICE and the FBI are having a field day with my browsing history now
(7 days ago)
Thu, 27-Nov-25 11:12 PM (9 days ago)
Happy Holiday to all of those who celebrate. During these weird times I hope people can find family, community, connection. Have a good one.
The more time goes on I tend to start to appreciate days with good/decent health, and time I get with loved ones... there's a pretty messed up world out there.
(9 days ago)
Wed, 26-Nov-25 6:40 PM (10 days ago)
these insta girls want me so bad.. they post reels just for me ugh. hate their mind games.
insta girls just wanna have insta fun.... 
(9 days ago)
Tue, 25-Nov-25 6:44 PM (11 days ago)
*sees attractive NN woman, tries to act natural... acts very unnatural*
**Dusts beat off, sprays a lil Lysol on it, hands it back**
(12 days ago)
No Cotton No, you can never give a beat back post drop. Plus we can't be cleaning up beats. I crave a nice dirty beat....🤔
(12 days ago)
Sun, 23-Nov-25 10:34 PM (13 days ago)
I don't think you trust.. In... my.. self-righteous suicide
Just saw this. Glad you got to delete your comment. Mods can delete profile comments, but only recent ones going back 4-8 hours on average. Older comments, we can't remove them.
(13 days ago)
Sat, 22-Nov-25 11:27 PM (14 days ago)
She means the world to me, I told her we’re gonna be together at least 1 more week
damnit spunk boy! ugh. I am working on it. Next week!
(15 days ago)
Thu, 20-Nov-25 11:30 PM (16 days ago)
been busy training chatgpt to act like me... ive needed help keeping up w the female demand
anyway idk. people are making it whatever they want it seems.
(16 days ago)
SpiritWolf68 likes this
my friend use it in work he says its a she lol
(16 days ago)
lol... some dude married one... while living w his gf
(16 days ago)
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Sat, 8-Nov-25 11:53 PM (28 days ago)
whoa-oh, im an alien, an illegal alien - I am an Englishman in New York
Oh look there's Sting looking for his last name in the chip dip
(28 days ago)
How can one forget his Dune codpiece.....he certainly stung one's eyes wearing that!
(28 days ago)
Sat, 8-Nov-25 12:31 AM (29 days ago)
The History book on the self, is always repeating itself...