)theroyalcouple's Recent Statuses
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Sat, 5-Oct-24 7:45 AM (15 hours ago)
Front door handle fell off. Put a new one on. Hinges were loose. Replaced with new ones. Dick was itchy. Scratched it. Fixed the vacuum cleaner. It sucks again. Productive Saturday.
Wed, 2-Oct-24 10:20 AM (3 days ago)
At our fave Chinese restaurant. There's always (always) an o.a.p about 85 who chokes on pork in plum sauce, almost dead but insists he's, choke, cough, o.... Cough splurt... I'm o.... O... Splutter ok
Tue, 1-Oct-24 12:57 PM (4 days ago)
It's just a fucking disgrace. I hate it. (11 year old me lol)
I'm not into wrestling, least not since they had really good looking wrestlers...did he at least get a good price?
(4 days ago)
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I don't remember, when I visit my folks I'll see if I still have the VHS 😁
(4 days ago)
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Andre the Giant was a really nice guy out of the ring.
(3 days ago)
Mon, 30-Sep-24 7:15 AM (5 days ago)
I read Kris Kristofferson passed away. Bloody great lyricist and song writer. I'm not sad because he gave so much to the world and lived to a good age. Good onya, KK. Thanks for everything.
Kris Kristofferson & John Prine, 2 of the best songwriters we've ever had.
(5 days ago)
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Sat, 28-Sep-24 6:00 AM (7 days ago)
Should people who are a different nationality to you be allowed to open a small business, such as a cafe, in you local area?
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Thu, 26-Sep-24 4:15 AM (9 days ago)
Arty did good things for us. Thanks you. Inshallah you get sexier everyday and your snark remains positive.
Tue, 24-Sep-24 12:52 PM (11 days ago)
Can someone do a Halloween contest please? We'll donate 85.01 nudles to the cause. Cheers, ta, thanks, boobs, bums, good onya, love you, you too, over and out. Snerk.
rofl, doesnt NN usually do one? Id love helping you do one? i can do a banner of your choice,,,doing profile banners on request atm
(11 days ago)
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Sun, 22-Sep-24 2:46 PM (13 days ago)
Just took two weeks to open the site. And that's with my internet running at 100,000,000,000 gigabits per nanosecond
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Fri, 13-Sep-24 12:55 PM (22 days ago)
Driving the bus at 100 koh with 16 teenagers and two teachers. A mob of about 15 kangaroos jump Infront of the bus. Dodge, miss, clip tail, brake, miss again, poo pants, calm screaming kids. Ugh. 😢
Could be worse. Could be bats attacking your red convertible crossing the desert on the way to Las Vegas.
(21 days ago)
Phew, was it yesterday? 13th? in Sweden our Kangoros are deers, driving at night i saw a movement in the corner of my eye, hit the breaks and 7 deers jumped onto the road
(21 days ago)
and passed my hood to disapper in the field on other side of the road
(21 days ago)
Omgosh!! I'll take "Things that Gotta will never experience" for $1000. That musta been terrifying and exciting at the same time!
(21 days ago)
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Tue, 10-Sep-24 10:37 AM (25 days ago)
Mrs RC is home. I'm 350km away on Kangaroo Island. Today I saw some rocks, trees, a sign post that read "STOP" and now that it's dark, I've just seen a street light. Life's different, on the island.
The Koala population is back to what it was before the fire. Kangaroos are plentiful. A lot of the accommodation, restaurants, resorts have been rebuilt.
(25 days ago)
Fri, 6-Sep-24 12:38 PM (29 days ago)
This guy's voice is awesome..He sounds like he eats gravel for breakfast and boulders for lunch
Fri, 6-Sep-24 11:59 AM (29 days ago)
We'll choke on our vomit and that will be the end. We're fated to pretend; fated to pretend........... Fucking great song!
Sun, 1-Sep-24 8:06 AM (34 days ago)
Merry Father's Day to all the Dad's wherever Father's Day is a thing today. You are all loved. Especially me. ❤️
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? i'm confused? or is it a play on LABOR day... becoming a father or mother. but that's tomorrow, where i live. hey, i just woke up after only 3.5 hours sleep.
(34 days ago)
Fri, 30-Aug-24 7:41 PM (36 days ago)
500gm medium rare steak with prawn and garlic sauce topping. Large Grenache. Happy days. What did you guys have for dinner? Or going to?
now I dont feel so bad
Tue, 27-Aug-24 9:57 AM (39 days ago)
Someone started posting pics and vids a week or so ago. Guys love what she posts. Me? I don't find her attractive at all. Am I suddenly a gay homosexual?
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Fri, 23-Aug-24 8:08 AM (43 days ago)
Who's ever been on Reddit? It's a cesspit of teenagers selling their cocks and Only fans women asking for money. In between all that I might find my formula one stuff. Ugh.
I use it often, set up the safe search and sfw
(43 days ago)
Wed, 21-Aug-24 10:20 PM (45 days ago)
It's kinda cute that Lenny and Jabis are playing Air Scrabble over in the forum's all by themselves. 🙂
I reckon RC`s comment was meant for AGR`s post. or have I lost the plot
(44 days ago)
Sat, 17-Aug-24 6:41 AM (49 days ago)
Not embarrassing, just funny. Female friend of our started working at our local pharmacy. I walk in, hand over my usual prescription for Cialis. She smiles, and says "mmm, lucky Trace" lol.
Sun, 4-Aug-24 2:42 PM (62 days ago)
Mrs RC's Dad is in hospital. End of life, palliative care. She's seeing him a lot and is sad. Won't be on much and if we are, won't be usual funny self.
On his terms. The way it should be.
(60 days ago)
Mon, 29-Jul-24 9:23 AM (68 days ago)
Jess Fox for Aust. and Summer McIntosh for Canada are my fave athletes so far in the Olympics.
Lol. For once I'm looking past how they look and just admire them for how great they are with their chosen sport. Summer is only 17 and on the world stage. I find that amazing.
(68 days ago)
Grace did 32.5km @ 48.8 kph in 40:14min.sec 80m ascent / 715 kcal. My nearest distance 31.2 was 1:19 hr/min 305m ascent. Just incredible how fast they are. (On closed course, no traffic.)
(68 days ago)
It’s like the recent Tour de France, they go uphill as fast as I can go downhill! And downhill they go over 100kph/62mph! On a 7kg/16 pound bicycle!!!
(68 days ago)
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Sat, 20-Jul-24 6:45 AM (77 days ago)
Peeps of our little NN status clique: If I post a YouTube of me in my band singing a great song, would you watch it? It's an old vid of dodgy quality though. 🙂
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That was actually my 40th. I had to provide the entertainment for my own birthday bash. Lolol.
(77 days ago)
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Mon, 15-Jul-24 12:48 PM (82 days ago)
One of the simple NN pleasures is looking at our friends requests and new followers then blocking them all for having no pics. 
Hmm...I wonder who we could get to DJ. 
(81 days ago)
Just in case anyone was wondering, I also block profiles that have close up cock pics.
(81 days ago)
Fri, 12-Jul-24 8:54 PM (85 days ago)
Why in the name of all things stupid did I agree to start work at 5:30 on Saturday morning!! Good grief, it's dark, cold and rainy. And a tad scary 😳 😭😰
Lenny- Yep. 2 mins to spare. I knew I could rely on him lol
(84 days ago)
Now it's 10:00 AM and I'm with kookaburras and kangaroos 🦘. Still fucking cold though. 🥶🥶
(84 days ago)
I used to work nights and it’s my preferred shift I used to love walking at night with my headphones in where no one is around
(84 days ago)
If I’m working Saturday at 5:30 am shit has really gone wrong! 🤣 Retirement…among my many fantasies.
(84 days ago)
Your natural body time clock will suffer to catch up.
(84 days ago)
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Tue, 9-Jul-24 5:59 AM (88 days ago)
Hey you, yeah you, over here... Sshh but we know when your telling fibs in status and pic captions. Sshhh, you don't have to tell lies to be liked.
Not talking about anyone in particular, just the growing trend of story telling and obvious bullshit captions etc
(88 days ago)
I hate that as well I’d rather them be honest and truthful but sometimes my heart is a dick lol
(88 days ago)
I will never understand the point of bragging about stuff you did t do (or prob never will do)
(88 days ago)