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Mon, 25-Sep-23 10:41 PM (5 minutes ago)
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And suddenly I can't comment on a post I've already commented on. WTF?
Tech glitch? Block party?
(43 seconds ago)
I bet it has something to do with those attack Guinea Pigs.
(28 seconds ago)
Mon, 25-Sep-23 10:01 PM (44 minutes ago)
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Trying to care about your own self is so hard when all you feel like is a failure
Fbvines likes this
Failure is extremely subjective but the first part of getting better is taking care of yourself.
(20 minutes ago)
Saturnfinger1 likes this
Mon, 25-Sep-23 9:49 PM (56 minutes ago)
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in New News!!! I see Adele back! I've missed her
But I just turned up the hot tub, stocked the bar, put towels out by the pool, and hired a band.
(13 minutes ago)
See, ksaints got it all ready. I say we all crash the joint. SEB be damned!
(9 minutes ago)
ksaint likes this
Don't make me set my attack guinea pigs on you all
(8 minutes ago)
ksaint and Laphroaigh like this
It works better if you butter her up Saturn. SEB, didn’t I mention how you have the most beautiful hair. It’s always so shiny and catches the light perfectly.
(6 minutes ago)
*others sneak into SEB's house while she is busy receiving compliments
(11 seconds ago)
Mon, 25-Sep-23 8:54 PM (1 hour ago)
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I need a lady to remind this old punk rock drummer of the power of the P. One positive comment might bring me back to life. Thx
- - Pistols - as in Sex - -
(1 hour ago)
Mon, 25-Sep-23 8:52 PM (1 hour ago)
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I Meed a lady to remind this old punk rock drummer of the power of the P. One positive comment might bring me back to life. Thx
- - pistol packin mama - -
(1 hour ago)
Mon, 25-Sep-23 8:41 PM (2 hours ago)
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What a great start to the week. I hope the rest of the days follow suit, and that you all have a good of a week as I am.
How nice of you. Glad to hear good things.
(1 hour ago)
Saturnfinger1 likes this
How are you doing, ksaint?
(1 hour ago)
I’m good. Been a crazy last month, but good crazy.
(1 hour ago)
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Glad to hear it.
(1 hour ago)
ksaint likes this
Mon, 25-Sep-23 8:25 PM (2 hours ago)
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Before I even met you, it was you I was looking for..
Relaxer likes this
You work for the police hunting serial killers?😁
(2 hours ago)
Shh…that’s a secret.
(2 hours ago)
Relaxer likes this
Mon, 25-Sep-23 8:22 PM (2 hours ago)
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64510
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(2 hours ago)
Lottery results from the future.
(2 hours ago)
Elon Musk's bank account number?
(2 hours ago)
Mon, 25-Sep-23 8:08 PM (2 hours ago)
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Wishing I was sharing this dirty little slut with you all
Luzi93 and shy28boy like this
Great 😊
(2 hours ago)
Mon, 25-Sep-23 7:57 PM (2 hours ago)
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SO glad it's Monday. Hate those pesky weekends and all that ''free time".
I completely agree ban weekends
(2 hours ago)
Fbvines likes this
In my world, everyday is Saturday and every night is Friday. Sunday afternoons make an apparance during football season.
(2 hours ago)
Fbvines, Raven2005 and TopCat57 like this
Always good to know someone enjoys their work
(2 hours ago)
Fbvines and lennynatural like this
I'm happy to say that today was my first and last day of work for the week.
(2 hours ago)
Fbvines and lennynatural like this
Monday.Another Week starting sad. Friday. Another Week Finished smile. So that is how the theory goes.....ohmy
(1 hour ago)
Fbvines likes this
Mon, 25-Sep-23 6:43 PM (4 hours ago)
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need my face suffocated by someone's pussy
shy28boy likes this
I will tell Garfield
(2 hours ago)
Banana987 likes this
Mon, 25-Sep-23 6:41 PM (4 hours ago)
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Nothing
from nothin' leaves nothin'
(2 hours ago)
shy28boy and ksaint like this
..compares, nothing compares…to you.
(2 hours ago)
Mon, 25-Sep-23 4:25 PM (6 hours ago)
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Thinking NN verification process stinks when it comes to anonymity
Not so bad, take a look at this [Link]
(6 hours ago)
You're forgiven for that statement seeing you're a newbie. NN verification is different from the ID verification that applies to all adult sites.
(6 hours ago)
Neither of said verifications processes impact anonymity.
(6 hours ago)
Nerdy_Stan likes this
What makes you say that?
(2 hours ago)
Mon, 25-Sep-23 4:20 PM (6 hours ago)
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Nothing
🎶 'And nothing else matters.. Never cared for what they do.. Never cared for what they know..' 🎶
(4 hours ago)
Bbaggins4321 and ksaint like this
🎼 ‘s gonna change my world, nothing’s gonna change my world. The David Bowie version.
(2 hours ago)
Mon, 25-Sep-23 3:07 PM (7 hours ago)
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Autuminal Floppy Dick Monday..ohmy...
shy28boy likes this
Wonders if Vaginas start of the week feeling floppy...grin
(5 hours ago)
What?
(5 hours ago)
My Sony Ericsson 750i only had a 2MP camera but too great pics which I've printed on A4.
(5 hours ago)
*took
(5 hours ago)
The spec's of older cameras can seem far lower than the new ones they churn out today,but once in a whiile, the basic omes can produce gems..Thumbup1:
(4 hours ago)
Mon, 25-Sep-23 2:13 PM (8 hours ago)
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Thinking about a trip to the UK in Nov 23…
shy28boy and Fbvines like this
Mon, 25-Sep-23 1:24 PM (9 hours ago)
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Out walking, lovely day!
Similar day here: )
(7 hours ago)
EmuLater likes this
I'm back now, it's like Spring/Summer.
(7 hours ago)
err...Pass...:blimk:
(7 hours ago)
Can just tell that autumn is just around the corner...
(7 hours ago)
EmuLater likes this
Mon, 25-Sep-23 1:08 PM (9 hours ago)
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Looking around....
Mon, 25-Sep-23 12:23 PM (10 hours ago)
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To all those wonderful women out there who are happy to show their faces, thank you. You are all so hot!
Too many male accounts sharing identifiable female faces without their knowledge.
(9 hours ago)
Mon, 25-Sep-23 12:05 PM (10 hours ago)
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currently rubbing one out....with soda water and a lot of swearing. spilt my lunch on the rug ffs
SexyEnglishBabe and shy28boy like this
i am sure absolutely no one will be glad to hear that the stain removal process was a success! smile
(9 hours ago)
SexyEnglishBabe and smitten4u like this
I'll sleep easier in my bed tonight, phew! : P
(7 hours ago)
bman5946 and smitten4u like this
Mon, 25-Sep-23 11:13 AM (11 hours ago)
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I put my scale in the bathroom corner and that's where the little liar will stay until it apologizes.pizza
Mon, 25-Sep-23 10:48 AM (11 hours ago)
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Happy Monday all! Well, raining in Connecticut. How about you?
Same in Michigan
(11 hours ago)
Sunny in Sao Paulo
(10 hours ago)
Mon, 25-Sep-23 9:28 AM (13 hours ago)
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My son might not be the best roofer in the world. But he is up there.
k12agy1, spunky4u, Fbvines and shy28boy like this
Nailed it!
(11 hours ago)
Does he have shingles?
(2 hours ago)
Mon, 25-Sep-23 8:40 AM (14 hours ago)
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Any girls like a pussy eating white boy
But, you’re blue and a at that….
(6 hours ago)
Laphroaigh and TopCat57 like this
And A M O N K E Y
(6 hours ago)
I'd say more, but I'll put in as much effort as you have to your profile....Zero : )
(6 hours ago)
Very personal question from a vampire's profile. 😱 Aren't vampires bood suckers? blink
(4 hours ago)
Welcome aboard. Maybe fill out your profile a little so the women know a little something about you.
(4 hours ago)
Mon, 25-Sep-23 8:10 AM (14 hours ago)
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I sure wished I could find some one for some FUN.
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