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Tue, 23-Apr-24 9:25 PM (17 hours ago)
Who wants to play school bus? You be the bus and I put kids in you.....
Wed, 17-Apr-24 10:43 PM (6 days ago)
It's hard to be humble when you're 235 pounds of twisted steel and sex appeal with a body women love and men fear.
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Tue, 9-Apr-24 8:30 PM (14 days ago)
If i had a nickel for everytime someone called me sexy, well I wouldn't have any nickels
Mon, 8-Apr-24 9:21 PM (15 days ago)
What's the difference between my nose and my penis??????????? I can blow my own nose
NN likes this
Wed, 3-Apr-24 11:33 PM (20 days ago)
In the song bingo, is it the farmer or the dog named bingo?
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Wed, 3-Apr-24 12:24 AM (21 days ago)
Who else finds it ironic, you do cpr compressions to the song "staying alive?
McPhallus likes this
All I want to be remembered for is being honest, nothing else is worth a damn!
(25 days ago)
Lenny - can you record it for me? I need to work outside while it's happening and would really like to see it.
(27 days ago)
Sun, 24-Mar-24 3:21 AM (31 days ago)
Ever go down a rabbit hole on something and realize your life isn't as fucked up as you once thought?
Sat, 23-Mar-24 9:03 PM (31 days ago)
How do we expect animals to only cross at the signs? We have crosswalks and don't use them how can animals be expected to follow the same rules?
Fri, 22-Mar-24 10:33 PM (32 days ago)
If 44 percent of marriages end in divorce how do the other 56 percent end??????????? Death
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