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lennynatural's Recent Statuses
Mon, 8-Apr-24 8:26 PM (15 days ago)
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The eclipse has come and gone (around here). Life goes back to normal (or what passes for normal)
My daughter got a nice video and some nice pics of it ...the camera on my phone is not as good but I like mine...hi sweet Lenny
(15 days ago)
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Hi Sexy Adele smile
(15 days ago)
at least you got to see it lol
(15 days ago)
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Fri, 15-Mar-24 8:34 PM (39 days ago)
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*stumbles around looking for eye bleach and memory eraser after pic modding*
It causes amnesia (memory loss) and analgesia (pain-relief). good shit ... man you remember NOTHING [weirdest legal trip i never went on, floated from here to where tha fuk i bean and back again] grin
(39 days ago)
Is Kirk back from the dead?
(39 days ago)
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Looking into the abyss 🫣🕳
(39 days ago)
Perhaps the butt gapers are hoping a Dr is logged in and wants a free check up.
(39 days ago)
No thank you!
(38 days ago)
Wed, 13-Mar-24 11:33 PM (41 days ago)
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Indecisive about dinner, finally figured it out. Y'all behave while I'm away.
Wonders who's going to mod us lot while your away....blink
(41 days ago)
shup, Ravers sneaky
(41 days ago)
What did you have?
(41 days ago)
After your last reply, you need a long, long, long break. Might help you.
(28 days ago)
I had grilled cheese sammiches and Ramen noodles.......beef flavor.........
(28 days ago)
Thu, 29-Feb-24 5:18 PM (54 days ago)
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Happy Leap Day!
I’ll have to wait an extra day to celebrate next year!
(54 days ago)
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In most countries the 29th of Feb isn't a legal date of birth. The parents would have to register the birth as the 1st of march
(54 days ago)
No way!
(54 days ago)
I just dont celebrate birthdays anyway, except I had my 70th last week and wifey arranged a couple of surprises.
(54 days ago)
Happy Crappy 30th of Feb You Airy yahoo
(54 days ago)
Sat, 3-Feb-24 2:51 AM (81 days ago)
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The 3rd of February, 1959, the day the music died.
Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens and the Big Bopper!
(81 days ago)
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Tue, 23-Jan-24 11:33 PM (91 days ago)
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They put it on sale, just cheap enough that it's $1 short of qualifying for free shipping. To get free shipping I have to spend $1 more except they don't have anything for a $1.
I'll take my time with this, see if there's anything else that I actually want.
(91 days ago)
They always try to bait you in just for free shipping. You end up buying stuff you didn't plan on.
(91 days ago)
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The marketing dept has gotten into your head! Is it worth waiting and struggling to find something just to fall for "free" or are you content with your order to pay for shipping that is probably less
(91 days ago)
than another item
(91 days ago)
All the good scams are taken.
(90 days ago)
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Mon, 15-Jan-24 5:52 PM (99 days ago)
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For U.S. folks, anyone having trouble with their ATT uverse TV service? Mine is out.
Says 'Nationwide' according to google, In an announcement on AT&T’s U-verse page, the company said it is aware of the outage and “are working to restore services as quickly as possible.”
(99 days ago)
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Works fine today. I couldn't use my search engine last night, though.
(99 days ago)
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Anything worth watching?
(99 days ago)
TRC, absolutely!
(99 days ago)
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What are you watching these days, lenny?
(99 days ago)
Thu, 4-Jan-24 10:51 PM (110 days ago)
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I wonder if anyone noticed I had a fresh haircut in my latest pics.
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Too late, Relaxer, you've been mooned!
(110 days ago)
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🫣
(110 days ago)
And so it is, relaxer 😉
(110 days ago)
nope .... but i hope ya dint pay too much fo it sneaky
(110 days ago)
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Well yum Freckles. Would you like something for the weekend ?🤪
(110 days ago)
Thu, 4-Jan-24 12:14 AM (111 days ago)
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My first new pic of the year is up smile
Happy Nude Year!😉
(111 days ago)
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What took you so long? tongue
(111 days ago)
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Sun, 31-Dec-23 5:47 PM (114 days ago)
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Almost a quarter century in the 21st. Where does the time go? Happy Nude Year, everybody!!!
Happy New Year Lenny!
(114 days ago)
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All the best Len beer thumbup
(114 days ago)
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Happy New Years sweet Lenny 💋
(114 days ago)
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Happy New Year Lenny!
(114 days ago)
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Happy New Year to you as well ✨️
(114 days ago)
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Wed, 27-Dec-23 10:38 PM (118 days ago)
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Haven't seen TC here lately, hope he's doing OK.
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Haven’t seen him ages…coincided with the new block feature! 🤣
(118 days ago)
Nor have I. I'll to send him a message. Thanks for letting us know, lenny. xo
(118 days ago)
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I know,I noticed that,kind of missing him...hey sweet Lenny xxx
(118 days ago)
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I'm guessing he's with his family for the holidays, but I'll check. xx
(118 days ago)
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Tue, 26-Dec-23 7:17 PM (119 days ago)
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Happy Boxing Day to all who celebrate!
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We don't do Boxing Day in the U.S. I believe the name comes from when employers would give their servants a gift in a box on the day after Christmas, along with the day off as they had to serve on
(119 days ago)
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Christmas day.
(119 days ago)
here its ''middledays sale'' no boxing or wrestling
(119 days ago)
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But today is a good day to stock up on the leftover Christmas decorations the stores have.
(119 days ago)
Artistic and LOVEXXXPORN like this
oh dear, dont need more of that
(119 days ago)
Sat, 23-Dec-23 1:37 AM (123 days ago)
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I baked a bunch of cookies today, now enjoying a Zombie Dust.
Sat, 9-Dec-23 8:05 PM (136 days ago)
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Maybe you'll get it for Christmas. You never know!
K B W kevin bloody wilson ;- "Santa claws ... WHERE'S ME FUKIN BIKE" grin
(136 days ago)
*Santee Claws had to google KBW* Ya get no bike until you stop using that vulgar language! *Throws on red bike with banana seat and high rise handle bars and a bell back into the gift bin*
(136 days ago)
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Nah, not that lucky 🤣
(136 days ago)
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Sun, 26-Nov-23 7:21 PM (149 days ago)
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I shouldn't watch TV when I'm hungry, I just bought a 10 pound glazed ham from QVC.
The ham doesn't ship for a couple of weeks. But yeah, get that block of mozza ready! I'm hoping Bedard scores enough to bring home a Blackhawks win.
(149 days ago)
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Hi sweet Lenny 💋
(149 days ago)
We didn't get our hockey wish today lenny. sad
(149 days ago)
Hi sexy Adele smile
(149 days ago)
No, Mitch, not a good sports day.
(149 days ago)
Tue, 14-Nov-23 10:08 PM (161 days ago)
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I'm 3 views away from 54,000. That means I've been seen in the natural state by a lot of people.
I hit 54,000
(161 days ago)
*takes a bow with dangly bits hanging out* Thank you, all!
(161 days ago)
Congrats Sir Lenny!
(161 days ago)
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I just moved you towards your next thousand... 54,001 views now.
(161 days ago)
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You mean Illinois, lenny?
(161 days ago)
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Sun, 5-Nov-23 7:25 AM (171 days ago)
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Somebody, take the Halloween candy away from me!
goodnight
(171 days ago)
Merry Sheeps Counting grin
(171 days ago)
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Sorry, I’m weak-willed, I’d eat every piece of chocolate.
(171 days ago)
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Not me,I'm not taking it,even though I shouldn't eat it I might so keep that stuff away from me
(170 days ago)
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don't worry, they are totally not safe with me! tongue
(170 days ago)
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Tue, 31-Oct-23 6:47 PM (175 days ago)
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Greetings from the Pumpkin Patch (Have a great Halloween!)
Don't see you doing that this year, it's snowing here and quite chilly
(175 days ago)
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Same here. Usually sit outside with the neighbor but I don't see that happening either.
(175 days ago)
Cool.
(175 days ago)
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Hello sweet lenny, suddenly I have a craving for pumpkin 🎃
(175 days ago)
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Thu, 26-Oct-23 1:51 AM (181 days ago)
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A whale noticed a ship in the sea and recognized it as the one that attacked his father many years ago. So he said to his whale girl friend
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“Lets both go under the ship and blow hard through our blow holes, that will surely sink the ship.” She agreed and they swam under the ship
(181 days ago)
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and blowed as hard as they could and it caused the ship to sink. But then the whale noticed the sailors had jumped into the water and were swimming to
(181 days ago)
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the safety of the shore. So he said to his gf “Let’s go there and eat up the sailors!” She replied, “Listen, I agreed to the blow job but I am not going to swallow the seamen!”
(181 days ago)
Tue, 24-Oct-23 7:20 PM (182 days ago)
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I have a grocery sack filled to the brim with Halloween candy.
Hi TA smile I'll be waiting for you!
(182 days ago)
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(182 days ago)
*heads over to Lenny's*
(182 days ago)
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wot no paper bags wiv dog terds innem? blink
(182 days ago)
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*steals Lenny's candy
(182 days ago)
Wed, 18-Oct-23 10:37 PM (188 days ago)
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I didn't want to post this on someone else's thread, so here it is, Toblerone for SexyEatingBabe
allegedly the most humane way to killem and it was a HOOGE sukka so i was gunna git it tax e dermied like, but da frizzer went catty wompu won day an toad went soupy .. crap happens grin
(188 days ago)
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thinking... with all the commercials we do for Tobly every day, we should ask Swiss for a fee and use it to support NN laugh
(187 days ago)
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I could have eaten a whole one in the time it took you to unwrap it!
(187 days ago)
😆 emu
(187 days ago)
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Emu, that would have made boring video, ya gotta have some suspense in the plot.
(187 days ago)
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Sat, 30-Sep-23 10:33 PM (206 days ago)
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It's Saturday, early evening, that means it's crocktail time!
Looks refreshing!
(206 days ago)
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Cheers!
(206 days ago)
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Posted 14 hours ago…probably still sleeping it off! 😂
(205 days ago)
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Tue, 19-Sep-23 1:31 AM (218 days ago)
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Had a big salad for dinner, now enjoying some Canadian chocolate.
What makes the chocolate Canadian?
(218 days ago)
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My neighbors brought it back, it's Laura Secord. Yes, I know, it was her goal in life to have candies named after her. smile
(218 days ago)
juicy likes this
Laura Secord sucker books were a fave at Christmas. My Nana always got them for us. Enjoy!
(218 days ago)
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mucho grassy ass
(218 days ago)
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Sat, 16-Sep-23 12:58 AM (221 days ago)
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On an unrelated note, I ordered out tonight for fried chicken, they gave me an extra piece. Now I have enough for tomorrows dinner as well.
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Cold leftover chicken is good with cold dill pickles. Just saying in case anyone didn't know.
(221 days ago)
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was it a good piece or a dried up wing?
(221 days ago)
fuck the chicken. Dill pickles are always good
(221 days ago)
cmp, the chicken was good.
(221 days ago)
Ju, you can have both. smile
(221 days ago)
Thu, 7-Sep-23 10:38 PM (229 days ago)
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Pic modding these days, look at pics of tits, ass, pussy etc and then plates of food appear. Don't know whether to be horny or hungry!
Is SEB posing naked while eating her dinner? (Or tea as it is up north).
(229 days ago)
Great pic idea
(229 days ago)
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Apologies....
(229 days ago)
Great looking dishes, Smitt, nothing to apologize for.
(229 days ago)
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J was doing another Zoom interview, so I cooked outside, it was delicious.
(229 days ago)
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