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We had Steller's Jays in Washington. They were just as nasty as their Blue Jay counterparts. They were very pretty though
(14 days ago)
I am ready for the 7th inning stretch. Empty beer, full bladder
(14 days ago)
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We were once on a trip to the Farne islands in Northumberland which is a haven for birds. We were told to wear a cap when on the islands cos you are likely to get shat on. In the boat crossing (cont)
(39 days ago)
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to the island I didnt have my cap on. there were at least 40 people on the boat and guess who got shat on.
(39 days ago)
I once got shat on by a seagull while I was taking a boat to Block island. That stuff is vile-smelling!
(39 days ago)
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i'd be a Pelican, a diet of whole fish makes fo some good berd shit, and i'd fly half round the werld fo a good shit 
(36 days ago)
We're presently a bit cooler than you Lenny at 88 🙂, although the real feel is 97, lol!
(42 days ago)
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Why do they always have a preemptive news conference when Jeopardy is supposed to be on? And all the speakers say the same shit.
(42 days ago)
we finally have a nice tempured fall
(42 days ago)
Tue, 23-Sep-25 11:14 PM (48 days ago)
Found 5 golf balls in the yard today, the kid next door must have a terrible slice.
diversity is good, sport can be a big dollah thing to get into, he might be diversifying
(48 days ago)
thats actually cool, as in cool, and cool too, it has snowed here perzactly once in my lifetime
(48 days ago)
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Turns out the balls didn't come from next door, they came from the guy behind me. I've been returning them to the wrong yard!
(47 days ago)
Tue, 23-Sep-25 3:34 AM (49 days ago)
What did the Ocean say to the Cruise Ship? Nothing, it just waved.
Bro, I think that happens as well when they are being made
(51 days ago)
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When I look at the world around us, sometimes I think we have too much ozone.
(51 days ago)
I think certain countries must’ve been starved of oxygen. Only way to explain their thoughts
(51 days ago)
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Fri, 5-Sep-25 11:29 PM (66 days ago)
Dinner time approaches, I'm going to make a spicy meat ball.
So, the balls are browned off and now simmering in Cento crush tomatoes. You guys better hurry.
(66 days ago)
If the way to a person's heart is through their stomach, then we are slaves to lenny & Ginger.
(66 days ago)
I'm sure there's some good food coming out of your kitchen, Mitch.
(66 days ago)
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On top of spaghetti. I lost my poor meatball. When someone sneezed. It rolled off the table and onto the floor....
(66 days ago)
going to visit friend, packed crushed tomatoes with chilli, currypaste and Ajvar (hot)
(66 days ago)
Tue, 2-Sep-25 10:19 PM (69 days ago)
I have leftover pork made on the grill. Can't decide between having it with pasta or make tacos with it. Ideas?
Sat, 30-Aug-25 7:26 PM (73 days ago)
I'm going to watch some videos of people fucking each other, Gawd, it's GREAT being premium!
I have 2, one with a wooden handle and one, all metal, great for shifting hay and detritus up at my horse field; )
(73 days ago)
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Thu, 28-Aug-25 4:52 PM (75 days ago)
Dang gummit! I was watching a video (not NN) where someone said "Alexa set a timer for one minute" A minute later my Echo device starts chirping,
Tue, 19-Aug-25 12:25 AM (84 days ago)
Sitting in the dark, electric went out. I might have to drink warm beer
I absolutely love the small community I live in, if the main grid goes down our town has its own power plant they can fire up and keep us going.
(84 days ago)
Longest I've ever seen us go without, is maybe 15 to 20 minutes. And that's probably cause one of city workers was knee deep in a beer when the call came in......
(84 days ago)
I had a 15 Kva Genset when I lived in the hills.. power went out so often, Neighbours hated me 
Genset was called Christ, he was our Saviour The Enlightenment jokes were probably a bit much ..
Genset was called Christ, he was our Saviour The Enlightenment jokes were probably a bit much ..
(84 days ago)
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thats why i have an ecoflow solar generator and 2 batteries
(55 days ago)
Fri, 8-Aug-25 6:50 PM (95 days ago)
I was fucking a married woman when she heard the house door open,”stay here in bed with me” she said “he’s so drunk he won’t know you’re here” Sure enough, he came
into the room, removed his clothes and went into bed next to her. After a few moments he said “hey, something is wrong, I’m counting 6 feet, who else is in bed with us?”
(95 days ago)
“Dear, you’re so drunk your vision is blurry, get out of bed, stand over there and count again” He does as told and says, “Oh ok, you’re right, I only see 4 feet now!”
(95 days ago)
lets hope he enjoyed it with family 
(98 days ago)
I didn’t realise he was on NN
(98 days ago)
will you still need me, will you still feed now your 64
(98 days ago)
Dear, Miss Lenny, We here at SEB Supergrocers always aim to please our customers, if an empty lettuce bag was found in your groceries then we can only assume you put it there, Thank you!!
(107 days ago)
That's the level of customer service I expect from SEB Supergrocers. I'm lucky that I didn't order any empty Toblerone wrappers.
(107 days ago)
Thank you for your custom.
(107 days ago)
Thu, 24-Jul-25 8:19 PM (110 days ago)
Copious amounts of free, unmetered water is falling from the heavens
They have a law in FL for some reason we can't collect rain water lol.. Lame
(109 days ago)
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Sun, 13-Jul-25 12:18 AM (121 days ago)
I was going to order a fast easy meal from Grubhub, I couldn't make up my mind, I wanted one of everything. So, I'm making shrimp stir fry.
I have chicken leg quarters thawing out for the grill tomorrow, and then I'll get lazy untill maybe Wednesday, then I'll cook again
(121 days ago)
I hate that these apps cost the restaurants so much! If I am going to order I do it directly. Most of them have a delivery service they use which saves them and me $
(121 days ago)
Tue, 1-Jul-25 2:05 AM (133 days ago)
I'm a few hours early, but Happy Canada Day to all the fine people north of my border!
Thu, 29-May-25 10:11 PM (165 days ago)
What is the last comment you received on one of your pics? No need to identify who made it, just the comment.
How in the heck did I miss this delicious post wow 😉
(165 days ago)
He only posted rhe status 12 hours ago. Don't worry about it. Anyways you gonna answer Lenny's question Gotta?
(165 days ago)
Wed, 28-May-25 7:57 PM (167 days ago)
Today is national Hamburger Day. The Industrial Hamburger Establishment must be behind this.
what is the difference between a hamburger and a beefburger?
(167 days ago)
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Tue, 27-May-25 1:40 AM (168 days ago)
Pizza is out of the oven, it should be safe, SexyEatingBabe should be in bed.
I had pizza for breakfast but could eat it again!
(168 days ago)
Ohhh that sounds yummy!!! *brings some hot mustard*
(168 days ago)
Breakfast pizza is great! 5/8 is gone, leaving 3/8 for tomorrow's breakfast or lunch.
(168 days ago)
Mon, 12-May-25 12:10 AM (183 days ago)
Alright, I think it's time for a beer. My first one of the week.
Sun, 11-May-25 7:46 PM (184 days ago)
Was watching a video of a couple fucking, a roach scampered across the nightstand.
Sorry about that, I'll try to be more 'scuttly' next time: P
(184 days ago)
Mon, 5-May-25 9:30 PM (189 days ago)
Bad news/Good news. The bad) A semi truck loaded with beer overturned on I-55 today. The good) It appears to be all light beer.
so long as no one hurt, and the truck not too damaged, It's just a case of flavoured colored piss water thats lost.
(189 days ago)
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[yes i tried it]