)lennynatural's Recent Statuses
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Mon, 12-May-25 12:10 AM (8 days ago)
Alright, I think it's time for a beer. My first one of the week.
Sun, 11-May-25 7:46 PM (9 days ago)
Was watching a video of a couple fucking, a roach scampered across the nightstand.
Sorry about that, I'll try to be more 'scuttly' next time: P
(9 days ago)
Mon, 5-May-25 9:30 PM (15 days ago)
Bad news/Good news. The bad) A semi truck loaded with beer overturned on I-55 today. The good) It appears to be all light beer.
so long as no one hurt, and the truck not too damaged, It's just a case of flavoured colored piss water thats lost. 
(14 days ago)
MookEndling likes this
[yes i tried it]
Sun, 4-May-25 11:28 PM (15 days ago)
I've noticed that with the new format in status, once you click the "like" button, you no longer have the option to unlike it.
Lenny in the new status, once you leave that status, or refresh your page the option to unlike disappears. It’s been like that for quite a while now.
(15 days ago)
.... if mangemint is never seed agin they felled orf de erf tryin decifer that one
Wed, 2-Apr-25 6:59 PM (48 days ago)
My neighbor got a big blow job, part of their roof blew off.
We bought a Jackery last year at the end of hurricane season. We have 6 solar panels that will charge it or it can be charged with 12v from your car.
(48 days ago)
Stay safe everyone. We’ve just had 21 solar panels and an 8kwh battery installed.. the house runs on battery overnight so we don’t draw from the grid, and we use the panels during the day.
(48 days ago)
Beaucoups of pollen here. Was just pondering a different way of securing the porch swing. This, after checking the bungee mass of deck furniture.
(48 days ago)
MitchandDaisy likes this
Luckily I have Poirot on speed dial, I'll send him over.
(63 days ago)
Sun, 19-Jan-25 10:39 PM (121 days ago)
Is Buck Ass naked, except for glasses and cozy fur lined Crocs.
Yes, fur from the Faux, it's nice. Fully dressed now, it's 9f outside.
(120 days ago)
MitchandDaisy likes this
Wow lenny. Even got a lattice top. Does that make you a pastry chef... 
(134 days ago)
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Sat, 4-Jan-25 2:31 PM (136 days ago)
Today's checklist: Toilet - scrubbed. Groceries - ordered. TV - needs to be watched.
It's because it's a smart TV juicy. 
(135 days ago)
isnt smart tv an oxymoron
(135 days ago)
Tue, 24-Dec-24 8:14 PM (147 days ago)
As I was leaving the house, I found a small box of cookies at my door, yes, there really is a Santa!
SEB must have accidentally dropped them as she was escaping after stealing them from your pantry.
(146 days ago)
It's AGR she's been flinging em about the place all morning
(146 days ago)
Oh, and a dill pickle. Was good.
(151 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
nah, santa dont know where I am, he never visits me these days
(177 days ago)
went 5 miles elsewhere had sourdough pizza, service exellent, pizza one of the best i had, went back a couple of times
(181 days ago)
Yay!! Pepperoni, tomato, onion, green pepper, green olives please!!
(181 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
That works. Forgot the mushrooms, add those please
(181 days ago)
Sun, 10-Nov-24 9:45 PM (191 days ago)
I'm going to drink this entire bottle of rum and you can't stop me! 
Wed, 6-Nov-24 8:51 PM (195 days ago)
I'm sitting here looking at NN and a warm feeling has enveloped my entire body. Yes, the furnace has kicked on.
Fri, 1-Nov-24 2:34 AM (200 days ago)
The weather was not nice, a number of little monsters rang my doorbell and escaped with chocolate and sugary treats, then I grabbed a bottle of tequila and went to the neighbor's.
My 15+ year old dog cant handle the stress of the ghouls..lights out and into the basement for us
(200 days ago)
an afluent character as yaselfs should cue up fo one of Altons millyun dollah rewards 
(204 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
ive got mass spam from both major parties....lol
(204 days ago)
^^^same moosie...and I never gave either one a cent!
(204 days ago)
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Wed, 9-Oct-24 9:56 PM (223 days ago)
A woman walked past me, wearing faded denim blue short shorts, black socks and pink Crocs. Beautiful! (the socks and Crocs)
i got my tanktop dress at least 
(223 days ago)
She may have had a shirt, but my eyes were glued to her legs, socks 'n Crocs.
(222 days ago)
Mon, 7-Oct-24 7:37 PM (225 days ago)
Don't know what made me think of this, in the old cartoon Yogi Bear, Yogi and BooBoo were always getting in trouble for stealing the picnic baskets that Ranger Smith was putting out for the campers,
Couldn't answer it ,sorry I don't think I'd seen too much of that show but if Yogi wasn't getting in trouble for something what fun would the show be...
(225 days ago)
I dont know what made you think of it either Lenny
(225 days ago)
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Sun, 22-Sep-24 8:52 PM (240 days ago)
Lots of pervs out here, looking at nekid people, just hit 55,000 views.
<<gives lenny a congratulatory ass pinch.
(240 days ago)
Back from the Beer Station with a 6 pack of Oktoberfest beer (yes, it's officially Oktoberfest), time to tap one and work on dinner.
(239 days ago)
MitchandDaisy likes this
Never had an Oktoberfest beer. Sounds purdy darn good.
(239 days ago)
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McPhallus likes this
no one saw the business end of your pitch fork so all is well
(241 days ago)
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End of summer fireworks, they do it every year.
(241 days ago)
