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clittylicker's Recent Statuses
Mon, 27-Nov-23 8:02 AM (122 days ago)
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Happy Loy Krathong everyone! smile
hippy flying basket? McLoony ville freak
(122 days ago)
Who?
(122 days ago)
[link removed] .th/event/loy-krathong-festival/
(122 days ago)
clittylicker likes this
Sun, 22-Oct-23 1:40 AM (159 days ago)
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RIP Sir Bobby!
RIP
(159 days ago)
Legend
(159 days ago)
Sat, 21-Oct-23 4:51 AM (160 days ago)
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To whom it may concern: If you're posting a picture that depicts only one person, it is either "Male" or "Female", not "Both"
Yeah, I understand that, but being "both" is stretching it a bit.
(159 days ago)
Wait, doesn't that mean they are ambidextrous? LOL
(159 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine and 6Robroy9 like this
Or ambisexual?
(159 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
also, if you're posting a picture of your penis, the gender is definitely NOT female!!!!
(159 days ago)
MrBananaHammock likes this
There's quite often some lovely boobs in the most popular male posters section of the front page 🤨
(159 days ago)
Wed, 20-Sep-23 12:01 PM (190 days ago)
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Is it possible to take a skin graft from your buttocks and transplant it onto someone who isn't related to you? Arse skin for a friend.
I am lucky when I was burned over 65% of my body it was only second degree and didn't require grafts. The treatment I received involved cadaver skin attached with over a thousand staples.
(190 days ago)
Jersey__Girl and smitten4u like this
I'd call this post punishment. wink
(190 days ago)
True that didy, my granddad got the blast to his thighs, torso, hands and head. He shielded his face with his hands. The docs took skin from the back of his legs and his arse.
(189 days ago)
From what I know, skingrafts have to come the the same person that needs them on another part of their body only.
(189 days ago)
As long as it doesn't make then look like an ass blink
(189 days ago)
Mon, 21-Aug-23 4:43 AM (221 days ago)
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My wife said Gilbert O'Sullivan came into the bank where she works. I asked her what he wanted. She said "A loan again, naturally"
Thu, 17-Aug-23 11:57 AM (224 days ago)
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RIP Parky. ☹️
Mr_Vein and gpflem like this
Great Yorkshire man and broadcaster RIP indeed!
(224 days ago)
EmuLater likes this
He really was the best of the best. It was always about the interviewee and not his own ego
(224 days ago)
EmuLater and TopCat57 like this
Mind you he did hate it When Rod Hull and Emu attacked him! : D
(224 days ago)
EmuLater likes this
I did witness him losing is temper once during a recording at TV Centre.
(224 days ago)
TopCat57 likes this
Michael Aspel put it perfectly today..." thanks' for your company"
(224 days ago)
EmuLater likes this
Sat, 11-Mar-23 12:01 AM (1 year ago)
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TRIVIA TIME!!! Anybody interested?
juicy, Artistic and SexyEnglishBabe like this
*bebops back to J and the rolling tray
(1 year ago)
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
OK, I'm here, let's get started!
(1 year ago)
Sorry I missed it. I went out and spent money instead. wink
(1 year ago)
JG, you spent MONEY again??? What on, this time???
(1 year ago)
Makeup and food, mostly. Don't judge me, lenny. tongue
(1 year ago)
lennynatural likes this
Fri, 17-Feb-23 11:34 PM (1 year ago)
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Is there a trivia quiz today? If so, what time and what format? smile
Juicy, my one true love!! XXXX Just watching it now, Jason. smile
(1 year ago)
juicy likes this
Jasp, Jason, Jason!
(1 year ago)
LOL That's hilarious, but so accurate
(1 year ago)
juicy likes this
I lost it with the musical in the middle LOL
(1 year ago)
I lost it with the body armour and tights
(1 year ago)
juicy and MaroonAdouri220 like this
Tue, 14-Feb-23 5:26 AM (1 year ago)
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...and yet another mass shooting in a US educational institution!! FFS, ridiculous!!
Senseless
(1 year ago)
Unfortunately it’s their constitutional rights to get shot! Makes no sense to me, especially as they ban abortions, but you can buy a gun and kill as many people as you can.
(1 year ago)
Talk about the definition of stupidity.
(1 year ago)
Exactly Pete. The only way you get to kill kids here, is with a gun. It's the way God wants it, after all.
(1 year ago)
Pro-life, until you're born. just know... we don't all believe this.
(1 year ago)
Sat, 14-Jan-23 12:00 AM (1 year ago)
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Am I in time for trivia today or is it the wrong day/time?
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
Damn it I rushed home for nothing?
(1 year ago)
Jersey is going to host clitty
(1 year ago)
Oooh! Jersey is going to host Clitty!! I like that idea. smile
(1 year ago)
Jersey__Girl and MrsTrellis like this
Arti, raven?
(1 year ago)
Artistic likes this
Please note the JG has blocked me, so I can not be in this weeks Trivia. sad
(1 year ago)
Sat, 6-Aug-22 8:05 AM (1 year ago)
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Judith Durham died yesterday! That beautiful voice gone forever. 😔 RIP Judith.
Agent_K likes this
The Seekers were the sound of my childhood, I'll never find another you a particular favourite. RIP.
(1 year ago)
lennynatural likes this
This is not the time for me to joke about the Batman theme
(1 year ago)
Oops wrong thread sad
(1 year ago)
TopCat57 likes this
Saves me googling The Seekers and batman...: P
(1 year ago)
She was marvellous and The Seekers Classics will last forever R.I.P Judith Durham P
(1 year ago)
Fri, 5-Aug-22 10:35 PM (1 year ago)
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Good morning all. smile Is everybody ready for Trivia in 25 minutes?
I best make sammiches then. You are optimistic!
(1 year ago)
We could just change ends every 20 minutes. wink
(1 year ago)
juicy and paul01224 like this
Though I would expect you to be done at least twice!
(1 year ago)
juicy likes this
Mix and match
(1 year ago)
Sandwiches would be good, keep the energy levels up!
(1 year ago)
juicy likes this
Sat, 9-Jul-22 2:31 AM (1 year ago)
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Corporal Agarn has died! sad RIP Larry
bluebayour6 likes this
hmm,,, consults google
(1 year ago)
Remember him well.
(1 year ago)
clittylicker likes this
Fuck me I’m old. Used to watch his show. But wow, 99! Helluva a run!
(1 year ago)
clittylicker and bluebayour6 like this
Remember his name from the credits, appeared he was "active" as actor for 75 years.
(1 year ago)
Fri, 1-Jul-22 1:39 AM (1 year ago)
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Happy July everybody!! smile
Juicy, my one true love!! XXXX smile
(1 year ago)
Damn future people. Hi Clitty
(1 year ago)
Artistic likes this
she done went beddy bye humps
(1 year ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
Wow, time is flying...
(1 year ago)
Back at ya!
(1 year ago)
Tue, 28-Jun-22 7:51 AM (1 year ago)
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Either people need to start reading profiles or I'll need to change my name. LOL
Shes_a_Sin, mojo75nz and MissAshlee like this
I still get asked if I’m bi, or married. Sheesh! 😂😂😂
(1 year ago)
KiwiPic and smitten4u like this
It took me years to figure out AlBiMale's name as far as what it meant; figured Albi was a term that I had never heard of grin
(1 year ago)
Did you know that "tricycle kilt" is an anagram of your name... Interesting! smile
(1 year ago)
I went to the library the other day it was pretty empty 😢 I guess alot don't read anymore
(1 year ago)
lickittyclitty...
(1 year ago)
Fri, 24-Jun-22 11:00 PM (1 year ago)
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Right!! General Knowledge. Question 1. Which WWII general became a U.S President?
paul01224 and DanajustDana like this
donald trump would say ...it was me
(1 year ago)
NicRae likes this
Nah, he would say "The crowd was UUUUUGE"
(1 year ago)
NicRae likes this
No I was a door able
(1 year ago)
clittylicker likes this
Oh, wordle in two, today, Clitty! grin
(1 year ago)
Saturnfinger1 likes this
I’m impressed with you all, I couldn’t have even started guessing with most of those 😂
(1 year ago)
Fri, 24-Jun-22 10:51 PM (1 year ago)
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Today's trivia quiz is General knowledge, so anybody who is an expert on Generals will have a distinct advantage. smile
*hugs juju
(1 year ago)
right back atcha MissA
(1 year ago)
MissAshlee likes this
Hugs right back!
(1 year ago)
Yeah i did
(1 year ago)
juicy likes this
welcome M'98!
(1 year ago)
Fri, 24-Jun-22 10:49 PM (1 year ago)
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Twelve minutes to Trivia o' Clock. Unfortunately I don't have nudles to give as prizes sad so, unless some very kind person would like to help me out in that regard, this weeks quiz is just for fun. sad
I have a few nudles lying around that I can donate...how many do you need?
(1 year ago)
juicy and clittylicker like this
Did you not get a pile of donations? If not I can send a few
(1 year ago)
I missed this one! -.-
(1 year ago)
Thanks for the offer Ida - I got more than enough and the extras have been passed on to next week's host for prizes. smile
(1 year ago)
juicy likes this
I thought we gave you some as well?
(1 year ago)
Fri, 10-Jun-22 9:37 PM (1 year ago)
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Useless fact of the day: Male giraffes will headbutt females in the bladder until they pee. They then drink the urine, tasting it to determine whether the female is ovulating.
Hi Clit hope to see you in Trivia
(1 year ago)
maybe this is the reason we start creating a language XD
(1 year ago)
Similar to how I approach sports drinks
(1 year ago)
wouldn't that go for a breeding cuckhold too? LOL
(1 year ago)
wonder if i was a giraffe in a past life...
(1 year ago)
Wed, 1-Jun-22 12:20 PM (1 year ago)
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For some reason I've had that fucking Proclaimers song "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)" in my head all day and it's annoying me, so I need everybody to sing along with me to banish it.
ksaint likes this
Just git singin' y'all!
(1 year ago)
Naa,cos youz nevva sed the madjic werd..
(1 year ago)
When you go will you send back a letter from America? Take a look up the rail track from Miami to Canada
(1 year ago)
Tis' the wrong song matey
(1 year ago)
Ear worms rock lol
(1 year ago)
ksaint likes this
Wed, 1-Jun-22 1:24 AM (1 year ago)
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If your feet smell and your nose runs, you're built upside down.
Something to ponder? laugh
(1 year ago)
PApda and mrjimm like this
or you put your pa n ts on over your head
(1 year ago)
Wed, 1-Jun-22 12:17 AM (1 year ago)
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Hmmm! Interesting!
Good moaning all. smile
(1 year ago)
Yes, I am intersting, thank you!
(1 year ago)
DanajustDana likes this
*loans Lenny an e. smile
(1 year ago)
DanajustDana and lennynatural like this
LOL
(1 year ago)
Thanks, Clitty, I ran out of them.
(1 year ago)
Fri, 27-May-22 11:46 PM (1 year ago)
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A 73 year old woman was in court yesterday for streaking at the Chelsea Flower show last week. She was let off with a caution but was awarded 1st prize for best dried bush arrangement.
bit harsh sad
(1 year ago)
Yeah she cudda used conditioner,shirley
(1 year ago)
One fella was so surprised he spilt his seed on the floor
(1 year ago)
Laphroaigh likes this
If at first you don't suck seed
(1 year ago)
Sat, 21-May-22 1:17 AM (1 year ago)
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Sorry I missed the quiz this morning - I had other things to attend to in the real world. Did I miss anything interesting? smile
captain__82 likes this
yes.
(1 year ago)
captain__82 likes this
sad
(1 year ago)
Thu, 19-May-22 4:13 AM (1 year ago)
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Mmmmm! Just made myself a delicious chicken, cheese and bacon toasted sammich for lunch. I might have to change my name to Gordon Blue. drool smile
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