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Tue, 24-Dec-24 6:23 AM (28 days ago)
Season's Greetings, Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukah, Joyous Kwanzaa and all the rest of that good stuff everybody!!
Sat, 21-Oct-23 4:51 AM (1 year ago)
To whom it may concern: If you're posting a picture that depicts only one person, it is either "Male" or "Female", not "Both"
Wait, doesn't that mean they are ambidextrous? 
(1 year ago)
also, if you're posting a picture of your penis, the gender is definitely NOT female!!!!
(1 year ago)
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Wed, 20-Sep-23 12:01 PM (1 year ago)
Is it possible to take a skin graft from your buttocks and transplant it onto someone who isn't related to you? Arse skin for a friend.
I am lucky when I was burned over 65% of my body it was only second degree and didn't require grafts. The treatment I received involved cadaver skin attached with over a thousand staples.
(1 year ago)
Mon, 21-Aug-23 4:43 AM (1 year ago)
My wife said Gilbert O'Sullivan came into the bank where she works. I asked her what he wanted. She said "A loan again, naturally"
Fri, 17-Feb-23 11:34 PM (1 year ago)
Is there a trivia quiz today? If so, what time and what format? 
I lost it with the body armour and tights
(1 year ago)
Tue, 14-Feb-23 5:26 AM (1 year ago)
...and yet another mass shooting in a US educational institution!! FFS, ridiculous!!
Unfortunately it’s their constitutional rights to get shot! Makes no sense to me, especially as they ban abortions, but you can buy a gun and kill as many people as you can.
(1 year ago)
Talk about the definition of stupidity.
(1 year ago)
Exactly Pete. The only way you get to kill kids here, is with a gun. It's the way God wants it, after all.
(1 year ago)
Pro-life, until you're born. just know... we don't all believe this.
(1 year ago)
Sat, 14-Jan-23 12:00 AM (2 years ago)
Am I in time for trivia today or is it the wrong day/time?
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
Oooh! Jersey is going to host Clitty!! I like that idea.
(2 years ago)
Sat, 6-Aug-22 8:05 AM (2 years ago)
Judith Durham died yesterday! That beautiful voice gone forever. 😔 RIP Judith.
Agent_K likes this
The Seekers were the sound of my childhood, I'll never find another you a particular favourite. RIP.
(2 years ago)
lennynatural likes this
Fri, 5-Aug-22 10:35 PM (2 years ago)
Good morning all. Is everybody ready for Trivia in 25 minutes?
Is everybody ready for Trivia in 25 minutes?
bluebayour6 likes this
Fuck me I’m old. Used to watch his show. But wow, 99! Helluva a run!
(2 years ago)
Tue, 28-Jun-22 7:51 AM (2 years ago)
Either people need to start reading profiles or I'll need to change my name.
Did you know that "tricycle kilt" is an anagram of your name... Interesting!
(2 years ago)
Fri, 24-Jun-22 11:00 PM (2 years ago)
Right!! General Knowledge. Question 1. Which WWII general became a U.S President?
Fri, 24-Jun-22 10:51 PM (2 years ago)
Today's trivia quiz is General knowledge, so anybody who is an expert on Generals will have a distinct advantage.
Fri, 24-Jun-22 10:49 PM (2 years ago)
Twelve minutes to Trivia o' Clock. Unfortunately I don't have nudles to give as prizes 
so, unless some very kind person would like to help me out in that regard, this weeks quiz is just for fun.
so, unless some very kind person would like to help me out in that regard, this weeks quiz is just for fun.
I have a few nudles lying around that I can donate...how many do you need?
(2 years ago)
Fri, 10-Jun-22 9:37 PM (2 years ago)
Useless fact of the day: Male giraffes will headbutt females in the bladder until they pee. They then drink the urine, tasting it to determine whether the female is ovulating.
Wed, 1-Jun-22 12:20 PM (2 years ago)
For some reason I've had that fucking Proclaimers song "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)" in my head all day and it's annoying me, so I need everybody to sing along with me to banish it.
ksaint likes this
Wed, 1-Jun-22 1:24 AM (2 years ago)
If your feet smell and your nose runs, you're built upside down.
Fri, 27-May-22 11:46 PM (2 years ago)
A 73 year old woman was in court yesterday for streaking at the Chelsea Flower show last week. She was let off with a caution but was awarded 1st prize for best dried bush arrangement.
Yeah she cudda used conditioner,shirley
(2 years ago)
One fella was so surprised he spilt his seed on the floor
(2 years ago)
Laphroaigh likes this
If at first you don't suck seed
(2 years ago)