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Fri, 10-Oct-25 9:39 AM (35 days ago)
Congratulations to Maria Corina Machado on her justified and well earned Nobel Peace Prize!
Yeah, she's H O T !!! She looks like a Million Bucks!
(34 days ago)
theroyalcouple likes this
She beat 337 other nominees for the award. Even though I stopped a war between my cat and the next door neighbour's dog, I wasn't nominated!
(34 days ago)
but some other bint won it, wot a load of pigs arse grass 
Lady of the House speaking. Oh, it's my son, Sheridan.
(41 days ago)
Tue, 13-May-25 4:33 AM (185 days ago)
Inthe interest of settling a disagreement with a female acquaintance, I'm conducting a survey. The question is:When referring to fellatio, is "head Job" or "Blow Job" the more accepted term?
Analandclitfun likes this
In this context, getting head, giving head, gave head, is used without the "job". Now, as far as blow job or head, either one but I prefer the more polite, oral pleasure. This way when she scowls at
(185 days ago)
my request, I know it wasn't the language that offended her. 
(185 days ago)
either, in swedish its actually avsugning= sucked off 
(185 days ago)
In German it's blasen, literally to blow
(185 days ago)
To give head is the verb, blow job is the noun
(185 days ago)
Mon, 21-Apr-25 10:23 AM (207 days ago)
Apparently old Pope Francis has cashed in his chips. I might apply for the job. Anybody know where I send my CV?
Sun, 13-Apr-25 12:41 PM (215 days ago)
Sawadee Wan Songkran took khun! Happy New Year everybody!
We could definitely do with a new one, this one has been pretty shit so far.
(215 days ago)
Wed, 26-Mar-25 5:24 AM (233 days ago)
I see people are still quoting "UCC 1-103 1-308" and a lot of legal sounding mumbo jumbo in their NN profiles. While this may sound nice and official, it really is quite meaningless on here.
Better call Saul ☎️
(233 days ago)
Oh Jimmy, I took a photo of my pee-pee and uploaded it to the net. Now someone else can see it
(233 days ago)
Pete_from_Aus likes this
I said don’t share my photos they are mine not urs lol
(233 days ago)
Tue, 24-Dec-24 6:23 AM (325 days ago)
Season's Greetings, Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukah, Joyous Kwanzaa and all the rest of that good stuff everybody!!
Sat, 21-Oct-23 4:51 AM (2 years ago)
To whom it may concern: If you're posting a picture that depicts only one person, it is either "Male" or "Female", not "Both"
Wait, doesn't that mean they are ambidextrous?
(2 years ago)
also, if you're posting a picture of your penis, the gender is definitely NOT female!!!!
(2 years ago)
MrBananaHammock likes this
Wed, 20-Sep-23 12:01 PM (2 years ago)
Is it possible to take a skin graft from your buttocks and transplant it onto someone who isn't related to you? Arse skin for a friend.
I am lucky when I was burned over 65% of my body it was only second degree and didn't require grafts. The treatment I received involved cadaver skin attached with over a thousand staples.
(2 years ago)
Mon, 21-Aug-23 4:43 AM (2 years ago)
My wife said Gilbert O'Sullivan came into the bank where she works. I asked her what he wanted. She said "A loan again, naturally"
Fri, 17-Feb-23 11:34 PM (2 years ago)
Is there a trivia quiz today? If so, what time and what format? 
I lost it with the body armour and tights
(2 years ago)
Tue, 14-Feb-23 5:26 AM (2 years ago)
...and yet another mass shooting in a US educational institution!! FFS, ridiculous!!
Unfortunately it’s their constitutional rights to get shot! Makes no sense to me, especially as they ban abortions, but you can buy a gun and kill as many people as you can.
(2 years ago)
Talk about the definition of stupidity.
(2 years ago)
Exactly Pete. The only way you get to kill kids here, is with a gun. It's the way God wants it, after all.
(2 years ago)
Pro-life, until you're born. just know... we don't all believe this.
(2 years ago)
Sat, 14-Jan-23 12:00 AM (2 years ago)
Am I in time for trivia today or is it the wrong day/time?
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
Oooh! Jersey is going to host Clitty!! I like that idea.
(2 years ago)
Sat, 6-Aug-22 8:05 AM (3 years ago)
Judith Durham died yesterday! That beautiful voice gone forever. 😔 RIP Judith.
Agent_K likes this
The Seekers were the sound of my childhood, I'll never find another you a particular favourite. RIP.
(3 years ago)
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Fri, 5-Aug-22 10:35 PM (3 years ago)
Good morning all. Is everybody ready for Trivia in 25 minutes?
Is everybody ready for Trivia in 25 minutes?
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Tue, 28-Jun-22 7:51 AM (3 years ago)
Either people need to start reading profiles or I'll need to change my name.
People won't bother reading and changing your name won't fix that either
(3 years ago)
Did you know that "tricycle kilt" is an anagram of your name... Interesting!
(3 years ago)
Fri, 24-Jun-22 11:00 PM (3 years ago)
Right!! General Knowledge. Question 1. Which WWII general became a U.S President?
Fri, 24-Jun-22 10:51 PM (3 years ago)
Today's trivia quiz is General knowledge, so anybody who is an expert on Generals will have a distinct advantage.
