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Wodja's Recent Statuses
Sat, 18-May-19 7:19 PM (3 days ago)
Sew? wann scratch an sniff ma poodot, promise it stinks good. freak
no tongue ya freak
(3 days ago)
wow... you look really cute today, Wodja smile
(3 days ago)
Thu, 9-May-19 12:34 AM (13 days ago)
coks normally say find us on bookface ..... this is not shit >>>> ''Find us on The National Public Toilet Map, '' .... man there even a bog map app fukme freak
steelrat60 likes this
Now THAT'S WHAT WE LIKE TO HEAR!
(13 days ago)
MieleGattina likes this
How about I pencil you in for tomorrow morning? That gives us all day to make sure we cover everything.
(13 days ago)
MieleGattina likes this
wonders why??lol
(13 days ago)
I will be there! With bells on!
(13 days ago)
Make sure it's just bells you're wearing.
(13 days ago)
MieleGattina likes this
Mon, 6-May-19 1:11 PM (16 days ago)
The Royal belly full of arms and legs is about to be Squashed Oot, mun. Here come da Lil Red Harry. w00t Rule Brittania !!
Mr_Elmo, Allure and MrCu like this
so? ya reckon ole harry climb on top an go fo numba 2? or wot ? w00t
(16 days ago)
I want to purchase my final Gold Proof Sovereign under the name of Elizabeth II
(16 days ago)
all hail king chuck grin
(16 days ago)
I'll never get over Diana
(16 days ago)
you do know tha qween had her ''bumped off'' like
(16 days ago)
Mon, 6-May-19 8:39 AM (16 days ago)
Sew? wot's fo dinna? [last slave died of hypothermia] blink
As in frozern kippers ? ohmy
(16 days ago)
i shove a frozern kippa upya poodot .. in out in an out blunt end ferst no lube troutbash
(16 days ago)
flitterbee likes this
lol wavers, look out
(16 days ago)
eek scared
(16 days ago)
we pass fru da tail of halleys comit as it goos roun da back end da sun
(16 days ago)
flitterbee likes this
Sun, 5-May-19 9:45 AM (17 days ago)
Remind me, why I logged on? Please.
GottaBeMe likes this
Wodddds!! ....cuz you knew I'd be here!! LOL heart
(17 days ago)
well, git yo gear off, then
(17 days ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
Done. bounce
(17 days ago)
cmp304 likes this
coss you missed us and raven
(17 days ago)
oooooo ravvvvvernnnnn oh swoon love
(17 days ago)
Ley-dd likes this
Sun, 21-Apr-19 10:18 PM (30 days ago)
aaaaaaaand with that ..... I fart in you're general direction ....
heydidyagrabmyass and riverguy like this
*claps two coconut halves together as he hovers away*
(30 days ago)
now go away before I taunt you a second time.
(30 days ago)
Someone hide the matches, quick.
(30 days ago)
MissAshlee likes this
OMG A NAUGHTYDROID WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? *beep*
(30 days ago)
I was only a Captain some of my friends made general
(30 days ago)
Fri, 19-Apr-19 10:25 PM (32 days ago)
I think, we should cut down some real big trees to rebuild Notre Damnit. grin damn thats a real poke upda poodot now innit.
I heart jennifer redeyes
(32 days ago)
ya know she got a bigger deek an you got, doncha w00t
(32 days ago)
dirtycopper likes this
itza good thing that there is only one Wodja
(32 days ago)
steelrat60 likes this
^ One's enough ohmy
(32 days ago)
shup numpty, int it sloppy deek day or summat?
(32 days ago)
Tue, 9-Apr-19 9:39 AM (43 days ago)
yeah baby werk it, yeah.
hornyfukcer likes this
wow it fits da cola scheme an all
(43 days ago)
hornyfukcer likes this
or should that be... working on it grin
(43 days ago)
hornyfukcer likes this
I got the purple one it matches
(43 days ago)
tha small fings dat make me amused
(43 days ago)
hornyfukcer and flitterbee like this
It made me laugh.
(43 days ago)
flitterbee likes this
Sat, 30-Mar-19 8:19 AM (53 days ago)
fa cough
did sum kunt steall you eye dent a titty or just your bangers and mash?
(53 days ago)
sumkunt been usin me amazon accunt? fun knee i done has won?
(53 days ago)
Ferst werld problums wiv that there interweb innit
(53 days ago)
yis, ya neva ear ob sumkunt hakin a eafiopians worter well?
(53 days ago)
or loosing their stockings and shares
(53 days ago)
paulmate1984 likes this
Fri, 29-Mar-19 7:58 AM (54 days ago)
208 Road Closures, how I gunna git to Bullya now crying
you need a fukn good fongin, sed in pauly voice.....
(54 days ago)
Alan4uLadies likes this
Jeez i'm shaking like a leaf! Have a good night ya barstid! lol smile
(54 days ago)
Fanx Treva grin
(54 days ago)
Duh...take the 209th road
(54 days ago)
'ow come i neva fort a dat, you peopills are mush clevarer an eye is crying
(54 days ago)
Tue, 26-Mar-19 8:10 AM (57 days ago)
Rabers? please enlighten me if we dont git bread buns what are they,in fact made of?
I must admit that Sudway's meatballs did not appeal to me greatly.....
(57 days ago)
*Subways
(57 days ago)
bout time ya got tha fekin gist of any drivel about farst food, ya fav KFC is pretty bloody aweful ya knose, and stubway is only healthy IF you dont have certain bits on its menu
(57 days ago)
and bred is bred, even ronalds is bred, i had a peacee a KFC 3 years old .. proves jacques shit also
(57 days ago)
Correct about "certain bits on its menu"
(57 days ago)
Sun, 24-Mar-19 8:25 AM (59 days ago)
Bushman, painter and author Jack Absalom dies at 91... RIP ole dude I had a lot of respect for you, RIP you had a good life. sad
flitterbee and Pete_from_Aus like this
that is a good life.... certainly knew how to portray the aussie bush
(59 days ago)
Pete_from_Aus likes this
He has a gallery at Broken Hill and it is full of his iconic Australian art. It is a wonderful place to spend a couple of hours if you are ever in Broken Hill. RIP Jack.
(59 days ago)
Thu, 21-Mar-19 9:02 PM (61 days ago)
I'ma live dangerously, I'ma go post a Toyota on the Nissan site devil
happyhumper69 likes this
It's raining Datsun Cogs here...
(61 days ago)
^very average
(61 days ago)
Well they are Japanese...
(61 days ago)
True
(61 days ago)
Datsun, doo keep up, is Kneeeee saaaan tongue
(61 days ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
Sat, 16-Mar-19 5:59 PM (66 days ago)
If anyone wants me, I will be in the can, that smells extinct. Leave a message after the beep grin
bread? no toaster inda crappa, who puts power points in a crappa ..... rings Electrician*
(66 days ago)
wont the steam from your dump be enough to toast your bread?
(66 days ago)
LOVEXXXPORN likes this
suppose a gas point is not out of the qwest, Rings GasMan*
(66 days ago)
LOVEXXXPORN likes this
omg, it is going to blow!!!!!!!!!
(66 days ago)
no its blocked ... Numpty
(66 days ago)
Sat, 16-Mar-19 3:46 PM (66 days ago)
I'm waiting for a time out from status grin [sarky prick]
Fri, 15-Mar-19 4:14 PM (67 days ago)
I thinkin status is titts up ?
rhinostool likes this
well is like dis Guvna that reply went down there an that one was up there an then as if by magic like it was a pigmint of me amagination like wot
(67 days ago)
Dick Van cough...is this you?
(67 days ago)
i swear Guvna on me dear grannies grave it woz a time thingy wotsit like when them geezas in them fillum do all that bending shit dodgin bullits like all slow like an everyfink stop aroun em like
(67 days ago)
GSI? No, drat thats gunshot residue, ummm DNA? Nope that's blood and guts...ummmmm Got it! CGI! : D
(67 days ago)
oh my gawd is real guvna,, i saw it on bbc3 one night how they dug up this 1000 year old ninja wot came back to life like an he used he sawed an chop em up like that sue she shit
(67 days ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
Fri, 15-Mar-19 3:41 PM (67 days ago)
Happy Happy happy as a
in shut grin
steelrat60 likes this
now thats spinny ... is all frozen like aye wot
(67 days ago)
Fri, 15-Mar-19 12:46 PM (68 days ago)
Epic grin
i not in lundun, i can put signs in the local train station and busstop
(68 days ago)
I've had a good look at the contract which is on line..I would say no. And also..not be in the the process of making fat ill people.
(68 days ago)
I have no remorse or conscience, I can do that, I'm real nice like that grin
(68 days ago)
steelrat60 likes this
eek
(68 days ago)
Epic Eric. He's a dancer at the 281. It's what I'm told.dance
(68 days ago)
Fri, 15-Mar-19 5:46 AM (68 days ago)
Holy McFuk, where did that come from? You gunna git a wet arse an no fish sad
rhinostool likes this
crack !! that was loud lol
(68 days ago)
I heard it here w00t ferst time in 25 years i ternd a fridge off inna storm, eter fase 2 this might get nasty, the power is flickin on n off like crazy
(68 days ago)
and an hour till pizza knight two sad
(68 days ago)
we got underground power but it still ocassionally flickers on n off
(68 days ago)
WARNING : secure loose outdoor items an furniture, round 2 is the BIZ [walk out now ya git ya fukin hed cut off with flying iron FUKN GRUBS !!!!
(68 days ago)
flitterbee likes this
Fri, 15-Mar-19 4:29 AM (68 days ago)
Ravers? can you pos anothe pic of your deek in here for me? I need to werk out exactly where to put the syntax? Please
Ask John..He's out there somewhere...eek
(68 days ago)
I need him in here, seems they shot down some frendlies along with the intended one? hmmmm perplexing that they seem to be long term no change, yet they get taken out too?
(68 days ago)
I'll have a word with Major Tom...
(68 days ago)
is OK ravers, he has no idea what I did grin I know what I did, it was surprising, yet I can live with it for now. grin
(68 days ago)
move syntax and refresht and?? surrender ?
(68 days ago)
Mon, 11-Mar-19 2:07 AM (72 days ago)
BEWARE The Ides of March, and Horsey Doovers with small green hot bits sneaky
you never go a hunting, for fear of little men
(72 days ago)
smurfs? blink
(72 days ago)
Fri, 8-Mar-19 9:12 AM (75 days ago)
I think I am Traumatised crying
cm264 likes this
surrender found it
(75 days ago)
flitterbee likes this
like like like like like like like
(75 days ago)
blink
(75 days ago)
^ Trauma ... or it could be a Tooma crying
(75 days ago)
i seriously want to tackle you right now...... and i barely know you.... funny how that stuff works........
(75 days ago)
Tue, 5-Mar-19 6:02 AM (78 days ago)
grin
I visit status way too infrequently. *Must try harder* (Will endeavour to stir up status people every afternoon for a month from today)
(78 days ago)
no no no royal, dont have to do that lol
(78 days ago)
theroyalcouple likes this
lmfao
(78 days ago)
:O you're such a bad kitty wink
(78 days ago)
Mon, 18-Feb-19 9:01 AM (93 days ago)
UH !! did I see that right? 985 hector pascals woohoo is gunna piss up a storm yahoo [ might be able to 'ave a barth] ? yahoo
flitterbee and rhinostool like this
good cause ya smell tongue
(93 days ago)
last big pss up/down flowin past Birds Village ..... heres hopin if I cant get up the black lump I won't care grin
(93 days ago)
getting wild n woolly now isnt it?
(93 days ago)
988 was the last BIG one I saw and I dont even remember the year??
(93 days ago)
Puckin hell if it crosses it will be blood low down .... no one makin a 4cast uther than 500k off coast line?
(93 days ago)
Sun, 17-Feb-19 6:06 PM (93 days ago)
MidnightWriter likes this
Wee! Wee! Weeeeeeeeee!
(93 days ago)
Maxwell!! Maxwell!!
(93 days ago)
I didn't know you could get that Iveco you drive going fast enough to make the pinwheel spin tongue And I don't know who's more annoying, the pig or the dude who posted that GIF grin
(93 days ago)
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