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Wodja's Recent Statuses
Sat, 20-Oct-18 8:09 AM (2 days ago)
Monty the Python is no more, Gramps stabbed he to death ... raises the qwestion will Gramps be charged an fined fo killin a schnakes? blink
SunGod_dess and happyhumper69 like this
was kept as a pet.
(2 days ago)
not a pet no, it was wrapping itself around the toddlers arms and had also bitten it 2 or 3 times, had gramps not stabbed the toddler would have been strangled to death
(2 days ago)
SunGod_dess likes this
stabbed the python the toddler*
(2 days ago)
SunGod_dess likes this
Please delete my 1st comment Wodja ... sorry I thought you were fooling around again ... my comment is so inappropriate ... lol
(2 days ago)
Thank you Flitter, Wodja ... I'm gonna blame the fact that it is Saturday morning and I am still waking up lol
(2 days ago)
Fri, 19-Oct-18 7:01 AM (3 days ago)
has a look where ya think I cant see grin
grin
(3 days ago)
where cant ya see? grin
(3 days ago)
more the point ''where can i see'' if ya reed it agin grin
(3 days ago)
i see what ya sayed tongue
(3 days ago)
oh finally !!
(3 days ago)
Wed, 17-Oct-18 6:30 AM (5 days ago)
S e r i o u s l y s p i s s u s o r f angry
are you now? .. would not have guessed that wink
(5 days ago)
SunGod_dess likes this
<<< Kisses Wodja on the forehead then on both cheeks *the Rusian way* ... trying to
(5 days ago)
flitterbee likes this
lighten his mood smile smile
(5 days ago)
flitterbee likes this
Tue, 16-Oct-18 8:45 PM (5 days ago)
Werd of the day : inspissate. transitive verb. : Late Latin inspissatus, past participle of inspissare, from Latin in- + spissus slow, dense; grin gagged
that bad]
(5 days ago)
yis crying
(5 days ago)
oh noooooooo
(5 days ago)
inpissate = inept is as
(5 days ago)
Thick or make thicker seems apt
(5 days ago)
Sat, 13-Oct-18 11:21 AM (9 days ago)
Meanwhile, over in Pierre Part, Troy Landry was takin a dump behind a tree. eek
Ambulance, actually ... bout Bwits, allegedly
(9 days ago)
oh ok, that the new one or?
(9 days ago)
na, not da gnu won, it starts soon, home grown drama, not forin shit
(9 days ago)
that started last night i think didnt it?
(9 days ago)
done axe me? bbc4 dont do it fo me
(9 days ago)
Fri, 12-Oct-18 11:47 AM (10 days ago)
Dija knose it's raining? it's epic, bigger an benn hurr, it is. grin
flitterbee likes this
Congrats!!!
(10 days ago)
its joyous to watch mud flow down the mountains
(10 days ago)
Pissing down here too...saw them big hailstones north of brizzy on the news here
(10 days ago)
flitterbee likes this
wow that big
(10 days ago)
yis, that big
(10 days ago)
Thu, 11-Oct-18 10:49 AM (11 days ago)
There i was just a walkin down da street, singin Doo Wah Diddy dum diddy do, There I was juss pissin in a 90mile ahour wind, gettin it all over me feet, singin doo wha diddidy dum diddy doo .....
nosanity and hairytits like this
Wed, 10-Oct-18 5:04 PM (12 days ago)
Somebody needs a little violin grin
steelrat60 and rhinostool like this
Oooohhh sing me a song piano man
(12 days ago)
dear dumb berd, i been awake all the time [i dont drink and mix opiods] lerking waiting like a snake inda grass to come out an bite you ass eek be afraid very very afraid freak
(12 days ago)
Fire_brand likes this
^ Daft Wizard...Latest..Robin going through customs.....
(12 days ago)
well what ya gunna do when he duz finally arrive ? give him a tribute ? [god nose thats all ya pea brian been on about fo weeks]
(12 days ago)
hope ya can get some good sleep
(11 days ago)
Mon, 8-Oct-18 7:23 AM (14 days ago)
Latest Conspiracy Theory, go ....... [i already got a 'edache] LOL
so, all these original bits are reproductions?
(14 days ago)
No. Present unpainted metal Robin is modern reproduction. Original painted plastic Robin who is on his way was created in 1966 for the first Batmobile.....Got it at last ? ohmy
(14 days ago)
(may have been 1965)
(14 days ago)
Not exactly current, but bin laden didn’t do 9/11
(14 days ago)
ok, batman tv series was in 1966, does not mean that the 1966 model car was made in 1966
(14 days ago)
Sat, 6-Oct-18 6:19 AM (16 days ago)
when i say i goin sit on balcony i go sit on balcony, hence!
0.009 secunds ....
(16 days ago)
he has got a secunda watch
(16 days ago)
no inches in REAL moter sperts
(16 days ago)
I like sperts,just sayin',especially them there egg sperts
(16 days ago)
Standing alone on your balcony, so you could watch the cars roll by, out on the 441?
(16 days ago)
Fri, 5-Oct-18 9:46 AM (17 days ago)
YEEHAW is RAINING ... not for long but is right under the RED area YEEHAWWWW yahoo
Nice, wish we could get some of that ... hi Wodja smile smile
(17 days ago)
and with that is gone ... measuring in the local gague thats one bath this month [and 3 thunderbolts good enough to scare the prairy dogs back in they home]
(17 days ago)
mikh583 and SunGod_dess like this
mowwy will get the top end of the line in harf hour, fwit the bottum end in hour? .. wodjas warning service, you have not been charged for this information grin
(17 days ago)
flitterbee and SunGod_dess like this
a fweeebey?
(17 days ago)
yis, if da prairy dogs not crawled back in they hole, i'da shit maselfs eek
(17 days ago)
Thu, 4-Oct-18 7:32 AM (18 days ago)
On this day : I was born. On this day : Me Maw died. On this day : I attain the age Me Paw died. On this day : I drink rum, even though I shouldn't, because I am lucky to make it to today.
*Sets fire to wodj's beard*,Happy but tinged with sadness day : )
(18 days ago)
Happy birthday Wods.
(18 days ago)
'appy Berfday Wods!
(18 days ago)
Happy Birthday Mr Wodes beer
(17 days ago)
Happy birthday Wods, hope you've had a good day xxx
(17 days ago)
Thu, 4-Oct-18 7:06 AM (18 days ago)
Paging Ocky Murra, PAGING Mr Ocky Murra .... it's ya Berthday Tomorra, come oot come oot where eva you are sneaky
softcell likes this
Def ole codger
(18 days ago)
SunGod_dess likes this
Ok...ok.....who is Ocky Murra???? *Waits for smart arse reply* wink
(18 days ago)
flitterbee likes this
2 things I've learnt today!
(18 days ago)
flitterbee likes this
Mon, 1-Oct-18 6:19 AM (21 days ago)
Good Morning my little lovelies, how are we all today? Bright an well rested I trust grin
shaqila, cm264 and steelrat60 like this
2 vallium be better at hittin da spot grin
(21 days ago)
miss_molly likes this
Theres Woderish somewere in 'eer eek
(21 days ago)
plumguy likes this
Morning
(21 days ago)
You realize it's Monday Wods?!
(21 days ago)
Wodja Wodja hoo hoo hoo!
(21 days ago)
Sat, 29-Sep-18 10:06 AM (23 days ago)
Ah Fekorf
whipman-uk likes this
no
(23 days ago)
Up ya chuf
(23 days ago)
Thu, 27-Sep-18 11:35 AM (25 days ago)
so there i was down the main street a new carstle . . . an this bildin had one them elavaters innit ... tha doors opened i got in the doors closed... i pushed tha buttun to open tha doors an got oot
fukme it was a Shindlers Lifts crying
(25 days ago)
What will they think of next???
(25 days ago)
fp
(25 days ago)
A Jewish lift then?
(25 days ago)
Sun, 23-Sep-18 8:17 AM (29 days ago)
hoo dafuk is eugine?
ohhh that ugeene
(29 days ago)
is that the ginger
(29 days ago)
flitterbee likes this
fergies girl
(29 days ago)
flitterbee likes this
ah i dunnose, andrew an he mrs hoo that fuk that is
(29 days ago)
yeah, fergies n andys
(29 days ago)
Fri, 21-Sep-18 8:25 AM (31 days ago)
UGH!! the werld deffo got 2many people innit, 10 i can fink of off hand nee a young people in china tablit.
Lee Ling Chin has retired
(31 days ago)
and Oo Flung Dat?
(31 days ago)
specul broad casting serv vise, like
(31 days ago)
I like a tiddly after a few bevvies,just sayin'
(31 days ago)
nnawwww i better have a drink for her
(31 days ago)
Thu, 20-Sep-18 10:37 AM (32 days ago)
Cuppa T an a Bikkie? why yes done mind if i doo. grin
Agent_K and flitterbee like this
oh ive got digestives
(32 days ago)
lip2lip likes this
coooeyyyyy SEB?
(32 days ago)
where did i say ''nice'' ??
(32 days ago)
<commits hurry curry
(32 days ago)
lip2lip likes this
Hmmmm K
(32 days ago)
Wed, 19-Sep-18 9:41 AM (33 days ago)
due to a trough, berds villige had the lowest high at 21 dergrease for the state twoday... fukn no shit eek
~Wenchie~ likes this
what berds village?
(33 days ago)
the won wiv da race trak
(33 days ago)
i wanna go to that race track
(33 days ago)
betta buyed a worter bag, i was readin the average rainfall .. bout 6 inches a Year eek
(33 days ago)
i not go for a year
(33 days ago)
Fri, 14-Sep-18 6:36 AM (38 days ago)
Antonio Stradivari heart
translated into english = vodka time ..cheers !!! grin lol
(38 days ago)
KiwiPic likes this
... would roll over in his grave to hear Charlie Daniels bust out a little Devil Went Down To Georgia on one of his string boxes... L-O-L
(38 days ago)
I heard he actually made the werlds smallest violin eek
(38 days ago)
Thu, 13-Sep-18 8:00 AM (39 days ago)
lets play a game ... W.O.P.R. is dialling
Don't know about that Wodja ... smile Some weeks ago I noticed on status that you were in hospital, everything fine now...
(39 days ago)
lingering side effects, and after 9 page report, the long term prognosis is not good
(39 days ago)
Not good to hear ... all of the best on your road forward ... xxx
(39 days ago)
flitterbee likes this
like the predator sez 'shit happens'
(39 days ago)
1924 xxx became xxxx eek there be a pub trivia winner
(39 days ago)
SunGod_dess likes this
Thu, 13-Sep-18 1:59 AM (39 days ago)
Testing, Testing, Click me Click me grin
Havent got a fucking clue but i have badge envy!
(39 days ago)
nd wheres my badge ?
(39 days ago)
stuk upya poodot Ravers grin
(39 days ago)
Up yurs LOL
(39 days ago)
I wub U Wavers love
(39 days ago)
Sun, 9-Sep-18 8:40 AM (43 days ago)
Disclaimer : I do NOT do Mornings !! [you has bean told] glare
flitterbee likes this
useless <<<is kinda useless
(43 days ago)
You don't do afternoons or evenings either, do ya wods tongue
(43 days ago)
miss_molly, Wodja and flitterbee like this
it shoula said pics or it didnt happen
(43 days ago)
metalwork likes this
No Mentalwerk grin ...
(43 days ago)
metalwork likes this
You're spot on with mental grin
(43 days ago)
flitterbee likes this
Sat, 8-Sep-18 8:41 AM (44 days ago)
well, me dinna aint gunna defrost an cook is selfs now izzit? freak
but if you eat yer crusts you can see in the dark
(44 days ago)
fort dat wuz carrits?
(44 days ago)
ewe mite be rite and its curly 'air but then again, those rabids can't see in the dark eiver and they eat loads of 'em,like that there bugs bunny,.
(44 days ago)
elmer gloo fudd need give up tha rabbid kicks he donkey all tha time
(44 days ago)
he muss be an ass et despite bein' a car tooney then
(44 days ago)
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