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Wodja's Recent Statuses
Tue, 15-Jan-19 10:22 AM (5 days ago)
*I fart in your pants* *mine are full of lumps?* freak
pewww, you smell tongue
(5 days ago)
those Bay bee,s might have something to do with that lol
(5 days ago)
a ding go ate ma bay bee crying
(5 days ago)
Woders,,A sense of control will do you wonders...smile
(5 days ago)
Hi you sexy man beast you grin
(5 days ago)
Sun, 13-Jan-19 3:51 PM (6 days ago)
[Insert Dildo Here]
[add sympathy comments below]
(6 days ago)
happyhumper69 and GottaBeMe like this
[sez he whit a poodot washer]
(6 days ago)
like it said..I installed that for a friend ;p
(6 days ago)
Thu, 3-Jan-19 9:51 PM (16 days ago)
Do as I say, Not as I do, this is the tenth commandmint I give unto you, A Men.
flitterbee likes this
No tongue
(16 days ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
well a man would say that
(16 days ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
A Man, with no wife LOL
(16 days ago)
Tue, 1-Jan-19 1:44 PM (18 days ago)
righto enuff dis new years shit, onto happy invasion day then easter w00t
Mr_Vein and Agent_K like this
Don't forget Burns night the day before Invasion day!
(18 days ago)
Hahaha don't you mean triple j hottest 100 day
(17 days ago)
Jezuz H what rok did you crawl out from under? w00t long time no sea grin
(17 days ago)
Sat, 29-Dec-18 10:05 AM (22 days ago)
I not ear, why wood i b ear, giz me won good reason.
i not sure I even watched it once tbh, but you can watch top gun and the beverley hills after that grin
(22 days ago)
top gun? fekin wanka.... beverly dills
(22 days ago)
flitterbee likes this
lol
(22 days ago)
not watching it either, on some other channel
(22 days ago)
rustle coights re peats .. the eric banana in star treck
(22 days ago)
Mon, 24-Dec-18 8:49 AM (27 days ago)
Guess Wot? Tomorrow's Tuesday yahoo dance freak
Mr_Vein, nosanity, Tceej and hairytits like this
ah i doo belief it is chewsday agin w00t
(19 days ago)
no. tomorra is the day after mondee
(19 days ago)
but mondee is the day afta sondee.
(19 days ago)
vomit
(19 days ago)
Wodja Wodja Hoo Hoo Hoo! Happy Nude Year to ya!
(19 days ago)
Mon, 24-Dec-18 2:39 AM (27 days ago)
May I take the time to say stick crissmuss up ya arse, as a pagan a christian holiday, is for the god botherers, Amen grin [i not really a grinch, but ya get wot i mean] freak
christ christmas berth of Jezuz H christ.... christianity ...... great for kids, fukn hypocritical for adults, God would chop your dick off for all your sins, Numpty !!
(27 days ago)
clap happydance thumbup
(27 days ago)
coldfish1 likes this
he will werk out he blocked soon, or keep going trying trying ... peaceful innit blank blank blank, no verbal dieArear
(27 days ago)
flitterbee likes this
^ Daft Wizard raspberry
(27 days ago)
coldfish1 likes this
look cat breath sneaky
(27 days ago)
Sun, 16-Dec-18 9:46 AM (35 days ago)
There now will be a short Intermission. Please stay tuned to BBC1.
oh right
(35 days ago)
Raven2005 likes this
me chimberly leakin ..... i sad now sad
(35 days ago)
oh my is that the breaking bbc news
(35 days ago)
santa wheel git he deek wet eek
(35 days ago)
poor bugger
(35 days ago)
Sat, 15-Dec-18 3:17 PM (35 days ago)
Eyup its gone tits up PAGING OCKY MURRA
GottaBeMe and softcell like this
errr...ok woders confused
(35 days ago)
if it's better now since tits up...does that mean they're back to perky or saggy...askin fer a friend ;p
(35 days ago)
Wed, 12-Dec-18 4:34 AM (39 days ago)
dirtycopper and Heavy Chevy like this
done axe me, personally i fort ahhhhhhhhhhhh gagged
(39 days ago)
yeah...exactamundo. LOL
(39 days ago)
Don't fiddle for no reason ferret... play the song that needs played! Play it long, play it proud!
(39 days ago)
Well you get down the fiddle and you get down the bow...
(39 days ago)
My names Johnny, and it might be a sin, but I the best there ever bin. !!
(39 days ago)
dirtycopper likes this
Tue, 11-Dec-18 2:26 AM (40 days ago)
Jerry was invited to a fancy dress party. He went with his naked girlfriend curled up and tied to his back. He mingled with the crowd for an hour, ........
fp
(40 days ago)
rolleyes
(40 days ago)
Oh, wods...lol
(40 days ago)
*groans* LOL
(40 days ago)
eek
(40 days ago)
Fri, 30-Nov-18 3:00 PM (50 days ago)
Dafuk?
steelrat60 and PApda like this
Fri, 23-Nov-18 12:37 PM (58 days ago)
grin
steelrat60 likes this
fuk that looks cool onya profile, it does grin
(57 days ago)
Wodja Wodja hoo hoo hoo
(57 days ago)
Fri, 23-Nov-18 12:26 PM (58 days ago)
Avatar [movie] If i went to cinema to see that i wooda walked out an wot a waste of munny, wot a fakin c r a p moovie. no stars!
Even if it's a terrible movie, I wait until she is done giving me a handjob before we walk out. And we never forget to take our bucket of popcorn with us.
(58 days ago)
ah even if there were 3 hand jobbies from a dumb blond whit big tits that movie is utter crap grin
(58 days ago)
I agree but a handjob makes it much better. LOL
(57 days ago)
Mon, 19-Nov-18 9:37 PM (61 days ago)
OH God! If thou art keeper of lightning bolts, use one at thine own will. Arm Men.
They say some giant burbz make thunder
(61 days ago)
flitterbee likes this
Dammit! Why isn't there a lightning emoji??... Wods heart
(61 days ago)
softcell, flitterbee and Wodja like this
here me Oh Lord, I beseech thee ...... crying
(61 days ago)
softcell and flitterbee like this
Understand Condensers when charged...ohmy
(61 days ago)
con dense uhs, yep i git da drift .. uh huh uh huh
(61 days ago)
Sat, 17-Nov-18 10:24 AM (64 days ago)
No Trees Were Killed In The Creation Of This Posting. However, A Large Number Of Electrons Were Terribly Inconvenienced.
Hiya Wod xoxox
(64 days ago)
Trees ? woods ? Lol smile evening wod
(64 days ago)
Wods heart
(64 days ago)
phew save the trees
(63 days ago)
Fri, 16-Nov-18 11:25 AM (65 days ago)
When you are dead, you don't know that your dead, it is difficult only for the others - it is the same when you are stupid!
flitterbee and GottaBeMe like this
"I see people,they don't know they're dead"
(65 days ago)
but wedgie,yes
(65 days ago)
Fri, 16-Nov-18 5:07 AM (65 days ago)
and now I must away, sumkunt is saying helical cut gears are stronger than straight cut gears, and he is fakinwell wrong!! at 8201 revs they both gunna fail, an i gunna tell he that!! NEER! grin
lennynatural likes this
well the majority did then tongue
(65 days ago)
We did miss you woods smile
(65 days ago)
woods? lol
(65 days ago)
fekin teddy bares picknick ........
(65 days ago)
lol
(65 days ago)
Thu, 15-Nov-18 7:04 PM (65 days ago)
Didja miss me? good, I dint miss you > grin
Dudy?? Did
(65 days ago)
awwwwe bwush blushing [bwushing is a better emoji an bwush, fekin long spellin tho] grin
(65 days ago)
bman5946 and flitterbee like this
I blame thermal distortion over a long distance....
(65 days ago)
wods is back again grin
(65 days ago)
< Missed him terribly
(65 days ago)
flitterbee likes this
Sat, 10-Nov-18 5:13 AM (71 days ago)
Ugh, ugha ugh ugh, ugh ugha ugha ugh ugh, ugh!
ooga shaka ooga shaka
(71 days ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
UGH !! sneaky ugh ugh, ugh. UGH!
(71 days ago)
fookin caveman
(71 days ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
Ugh
(71 days ago)
Ugh? Ugh ugh.... ugh... eyeroll ugh
(71 days ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
Wed, 31-Oct-18 10:48 AM (81 days ago)
pixels the movie : its real and happening right here right now, all you basterds that abuse the Emoji's REPENT for they are seeking Revenges crying
GIANT Emoji's are taking over the forum crying
(81 days ago)
they taking over IM too !
(81 days ago)
Tue, 30-Oct-18 6:41 AM (82 days ago)
Who wants a burger ?
speakin of cheese? ... a vegan cheese berger? vegan patties, vegan cheese, vegan mayo .... why vegan bother immitate? stik to ya fakin Tofu salad, huh!!
(82 days ago)
yeah, seen vegan somefink other day and thought why? they not eated it before, why would they start now
(82 days ago)
Mc vomit burger thumbdown
(82 days ago)
hungry jacks, not ronalds, there are more bergers wandering roun ear an ya pea brain can handle grin juss cooz it a burger done mean it always on you brane ronalds. !!
(82 days ago)
oi'll 'ave a latte later wink
(82 days ago)
Sat, 20-Oct-18 8:09 AM (92 days ago)
Monty the Python is no more, Gramps stabbed he to death ... raises the qwestion will Gramps be charged an fined fo killin a schnakes? blink
SunGod_dess and happyhumper69 like this
stabbed the python the toddler*
(92 days ago)
SunGod_dess likes this
Please delete my 1st comment Wodja ... sorry I thought you were fooling around again ... my comment is so inappropriate ... lol
(92 days ago)
Thank you Flitter, Wodja ... I'm gonna blame the fact that it is Saturday morning and I am still waking up lol
(92 days ago)
your welcome [done think like huh wot]
(87 days ago)
and i get cranky about the cat next door shitting in my potted plants ...will give that place a miss i think
(87 days ago)
Fri, 19-Oct-18 7:01 AM (93 days ago)
has a look where ya think I cant see grin
where cant ya see? grin
(93 days ago)
more the point ''where can i see'' if ya reed it agin grin
(93 days ago)
i see what ya sayed tongue
(93 days ago)
oh finally !!
(93 days ago)
yeah, finally grin
(87 days ago)
Wed, 17-Oct-18 6:30 AM (95 days ago)
S e r i o u s l y s p i s s u s o r f angry
are you now? .. would not have guessed that wink
(95 days ago)
SunGod_dess likes this
<<< Kisses Wodja on the forehead then on both cheeks *the Rusian way* ... trying to
(95 days ago)
flitterbee likes this
lighten his mood smile smile
(95 days ago)
flitterbee likes this
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