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Sun, 1-Sep-24 2:47 AM (9 days ago)
Seems I just renewed my premium, you're all stuck with me for another year 
yes well I am not a cook so better safe than sorry LOL
(8 days ago)
Thu, 5-Sep-24 4:01 PM (5 days ago)
And it’s my birthday I’m 44 I don’t even act it is that bad lol
Happy birthday. Sounds as though you had an enjoyable one.
(4 days ago)
Chelseagal80 likes this
Happy birthday 🎂 hope you have a great day (and night 
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(4 days ago)
Chelseagal80 likes this
Happy birthday my dear. You don't have to act your age😘
(4 days ago)
Chelseagal80 likes this
Wed, 4-Sep-24 5:51 PM (6 days ago)
Don't make yourself small for anyone. Be the awkward,funny,intelligent beatiful weirdo that you are. Don't hold back.
well, see, the basic problem with that is:- 
some nancy stalker gets they nose outa gear and reports me under multiple names to have me exterminated sad, but OH so TRUE !! this is me!
some nancy stalker gets they nose outa gear and reports me under multiple names to have me exterminated sad, but OH so TRUE !! this is me!
(5 days ago)
lol baggins... I know, I seriously lack in video productions...
(4 days ago)
Bbaggins4321 likes this
Fri, 30-Aug-24 12:30 PM (11 days ago)
A little moment of appreciation for the lovely, kind, respectful people who comment and message 😊 Thank you 🥰 You stand out amongst some of the more vulgar and entitled DMs and provide some balance
Hey AGR 😊 Thanks. Yeah the mentality of some of the people who send messages... 🙄 They think this is porn on demand or a naked pic means guaranteed sex. Thankfully it's not all messages
(11 days ago)
Well said AT- those that take the time to comment are amazing! it's completing the great circle of porn, but with good feelings for all involved instead of money changing hands.
(11 days ago)
Thank you from those of us who appreciate and respect the beautiful women like you that are kind enough to give us what we are on NN for.
(11 days ago)
AwesomeTits24 likes this
I'm loving all the love and thanks that this status is prompting 😊🥰 So many lush NNers, appreciating each other's pics and comments. Long may it continue!
(11 days ago)
owbiglineman likes this
I’m so happy that you’re back! You are my absolute favourite….so sensuous and sexy! I can’t wait to see lots more of your beautiful curves!
(11 days ago)
AwesomeTits24 likes this
Wed, 28-Aug-24 6:00 AM (13 days ago)
Question: Since this is an amateur nudes site, everything I've posted has been a selfie from my phone. In the last year I've done a few naked shoots that are more styled. Should I share those pics? 🤔
i would love to some more sensual shots of you. You are one sexy lady
(12 days ago)
AwesomeTits24 likes this
Thu, 29-Aug-24 5:27 AM (12 days ago)
The first testicular guard was used in cricket in 1874. The first helmet was used in 1974. it took 100 years for men to realize that the brain is also important.
Mon, 2-Sep-24 6:42 PM (8 days ago)
I finally did it! Bought a new pari of shoes with memory foam insoles. No more forgetting why I am naked with a camera in my hand. 
Your wait is over, paul and lenny.
(6 days ago)
If it weren't for the memory in my phone I'd be lost
(6 days ago)
Jersey__Girl likes this
Sat, 7-Sep-24 5:59 PM (3 days ago)
Going to visit my cutie pie today. It's so adorable to watch her trying to remember where her hand is. I hope you're having a wonderful Saturday.
👋 Finds my hand to wave at my sexy friend... I have no doubt how adorable she is if she looks like you JG...🤩 Hope your having an Awesome Sunday!
(1 day ago)
Jersey__Girl likes this
Awww, thank you, undi. I think she looks like her mother, so she's fine either way. Enjoy your Sunday, too. xxx
(1 day ago)
undisclosedid1 likes this
Fri, 30-Aug-24 5:37 PM (11 days ago)
Humans are 90 percent water. So, we're like cucumbers with anxiety.
I have no anxieties! I'm a perv cucumber! 
(10 days ago)
It's the water and a lot more...if you get that reference you are chronologically superior
(10 days ago)
Jersey__Girl likes this
Sat, 31-Aug-24 9:59 AM (10 days ago)
Been up for 1.5 hours and have most of my chores done. :woot: Hola pervaroos! ✌️
I’m me. No better. No worse xx hope you’re ok Shaqji xx
(10 days ago)
Wed, 28-Aug-24 11:31 AM (13 days ago)
My wife yelled from the bedroom "Hey, do you ever get a shooting pain across your body like some one has a voodoo doll?" I said "No why" She said "How about now?" 
You guys are eating ice cream all wrong. You let the ice cream melt on your tongue and then let the chips melt slowly after that before you move on to the next spoonful
(7 days ago)
I just had an ice cream sammich, vanilla ice cream sandwiched between chocolate wafers.
(7 days ago)
That sounds like a long process Ju, but then, your tongue might be hotter than mine 
(7 days ago)
Thu, 29-Aug-24 8:20 AM (12 days ago)
When I get a headache, I take two aspirin and keep away from the children just like the bottle says.
Mon, 9-Sep-24 9:05 PM (22 hours ago)
One of the best songs that ever came out in 1978 was Baker Street...loved the saxophone 🎷
Yes, saxophone makes any song better
(7 hours ago)
Tue, 3-Sep-24 5:23 PM (7 days ago)
Oh you awesome people made this so tough. I was thrilled by everyone's entries and loved seeing what you came up with. Some of it came down to just figuring out if it was a pun or a word play
And brava, Cass, for sneaking one last pun into this status when referring to my “body” of work 👏👏👏
(6 days ago)
intriguing and stimulating comp!! truly loved it! and amazing job everyone!
(6 days ago)
Thanks for the idea and organisation Cass. Congrats to the winners. Some great puns . A very stiff competition.
(6 days ago)
Congrats to the winners and to the organizer.
(6 days ago)
I really enjoyed this one - congrats everyone. Always impressed by the creativity!
(6 days ago)
Sat, 31-Aug-24 8:22 AM (10 days ago)
I stupidly decided to walk through a patch of poison ivy. It was a rash decision.
Wed, 4-Sep-24 3:56 PM (6 days ago)
Hello sexy guys and gals...hope you are all having a great day 💋 😘
Wed, 4-Sep-24 2:52 PM (6 days ago)
I was in Home Depot and some kid called me an old fart...So if you're missing your kid he's in the red LG dryer, isle 17
Yes it's like groups,you enter there,I always submit my pics through group
(9 days ago)
risingmoonsunset likes this
That's ok with me,I have fingers ,I can go look at them..good luck
(9 days ago)
risingmoonsunset likes this
I like this video,very hot
(9 days ago)
Good trouble. Good trouble of another kind. Inspired 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
(9 days ago)
seductivestacia likes this
tis better to reign in hell... than cry with the saints. or not 
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(5 days ago)
seductivestacia likes this
I'm permanently in troubles... always when I watch on you and huge erection on my cock is endless... in desire to fuck with you
(4 days ago)
seductivestacia likes this
Wed, 28-Aug-24 8:49 PM (12 days ago)
Thank you for all the positive vibes. It's good to be back xx
Tue, 10-Sep-24 2:42 AM (16 hours ago)
20 days until camping. It is going to be dark, cold and peak folliage. Can't wait!
Juicy, meant to say your tip about the Thermocell was spot on, Glenmore was hosting squadrons of midgies and they kept away once it was up and running, needed the midgie headnet before that!
(2 hours ago)
bimarriedbottom likes this
I'm so glad you like it, Stacia. And you, too, McP and tug. xx
(1 day ago)
saw that mcphallus. and I respect people's free choices, but I personally don't understand why a black and white art group is for singles only? and there's cohabitating people in it, so 🤷
(1 day ago)
what can I say? I'm on an amateur porn site and I'm a reader.
(1 day ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Sat, 7-Sep-24 11:35 AM (3 days ago)
Women truly are generous creatures, they are capable of forgiving men for things they haven't even done.
Tue, 3-Sep-24 11:08 AM (7 days ago)
I asked my wife if she loved me for my face or my body...She laughed and said it was for my sense of humor.
Mon, 2-Sep-24 8:08 AM (8 days ago)
I’ve never understood why people dislike vegans so much. I’ve never had any beef with them.
Mon, 2-Sep-24 1:05 AM (8 days ago)
Do it today, you might be dead tomorrow. I say that all the time, never take my own advice, but lately life has gut-punched us with reminders. If there's someone you love, tell them, NOW.
i cum today, might not cum tomorrow, fuck edging
(8 days ago)
Sun, 1-Sep-24 8:12 PM (8 days ago)
WOW! I just saw a profile "About Me" section that was longer than the Preamble to the US Constitution! I don't have time for all that!
@Adele...I tried to read it to the end but it was like listening to a 3 year old telling you about a dream he had! It just would not end! Hehe!
(8 days ago)
A picture is worth a thousand words! Post some pics! 😂😂😂
(8 days ago)
Some can be interesting but usually after the first six lines you just think f**k that
(8 days ago)
We must have a politician in here. Nobody else would wanna self promote that much
(8 days ago)
Jersey__Girl likes this
Smacks sweetaspie Lenny's ass and a 💋 for good luck
(10 days ago)
Thu, 29-Aug-24 1:31 PM (12 days ago)
Thank you to the two lovely people who tipped me some nudles meaning I could upgrade to Premium for a week 😊 Now I can share some videos and not just pics. Yay! 🎉
Congrats on your premium but you don't need premium to Post videos, just to watch them.
(12 days ago)
Fri, 6-Sep-24 8:35 PM (3 days ago)
Sometimes you feel like a nut,sometimes you don't.. almond joys got nuts mounds don't, because sometimes you feel like a nut,sometimes you don't...it's in your head isn't it 😜 😆
No worries,I'm ok with that song.. are you ok with Skid-a-ma-rinky dinky dink skid-a-ma-rinky do .... ?
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(3 days ago)
My dau ghter-in-law used to sing that to my grand k ids before bed every night, Adele.
(3 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Sun, 1-Sep-24 9:31 PM (8 days ago)
Just read the sweetest pm, there are some gentlemen out there ladies ❤️ 💙
and there are gorgeous ladies who deserve to be treated with respect and kindness and admiration
(8 days ago)
And they're all gay or married! Or perhaps Bi....🤣🤣🤣🤣 You deserve whatever compliments were sent, I'm sure.
(8 days ago)
Sat, 31-Aug-24 3:54 PM (10 days ago)
Always treat her like she is the most beautiful woman you’ve ever seen.
If only men knew what you know.
(9 days ago)
We met at 11, dated at 18, coming up on 41 years soon. The only person I’ve ever loved, despite being a raging pervert. Life is strange.
(9 days ago)
If all goes to plan, tomorrow is the day.
(12 days ago)
Tue, 10-Sep-24 3:41 PM (3 hours ago)
September 10th is World Suicide Prevention Day. Check in on your friends and all those you love.