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Mon, 2-Feb-26 4:21 AM (1 day ago)
I had a job interview this morn that went well, so I went bush & took some pics to celebrate an interview well done..
Me too, and yep, you know I am. Gots to go bush every chance I get. Life's too short to be stuck inside Sir!
(7 hours ago)
Im stuck inside, Nekkid and about to shower and do some vacuuming ..
(6 hours ago)
Congrats! Have to admit that, like Lenny, the pics would seal the deal if I ran HR. (Let's all be glad no one is ever dumb enough to let me run HR)
(5 hours ago)
Sun, 25-Jan-26 1:22 PM (8 days ago)
Celine Dion is removing all the consonnants in her name, in a show of support to farmers.
Old MacDonald had a farm, e i e i o.
(8 days ago)
Sun, 25-Jan-26 2:22 AM (9 days ago)
The world is too much right now. Fireplace on the TV and Enigma in the ears.
She is so Correct for those Bullies knocked that Man down to the pavement and knocked him with their Fists while kicking Him with their Thugged Boot's and Shot Him down like a Dog? No that no way?
(7 days ago)
SpiritWolf68 likes this
When i want to chill out and relax enigma is the first CD i go for
(7 days ago)
Wed, 28-Jan-26 7:44 AM (5 days ago)
Morning sexy peeps of NN....my,my...you do all look gorgeous. : ) ♡♡
Some more gorgeous than others. Hi AGR. Did you ever get around to doing that naked shopping expedition with the Japanese tourist group last week?
(4 days ago)
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Sat, 24-Jan-26 11:33 PM (9 days ago)
Dear northern US and Canada...your weather has wandered down south and is acting a fool. Please come get it before we have it arrested for trespassing. Thanks
recent oregon weather has been called Julyuary
(8 days ago)
Enjoy it - try making a snow angel! 
(8 days ago)
^ seeing that pic, i'm tempted to ring 911: D
(8 days ago)
und, I'll gladly send it your way. So far we've just had sleet and freezing rain. Power company released us two hours ago
(8 days ago)
Sat, 24-Jan-26 12:10 PM (9 days ago)
If y'all need warmth...come on over. I cannot imagine dealing with all that ice n snow that so many folks are. Yikes! 🥶🧥
I know what your up to ..... You want a few people over so they can clear your snow and ice and that will warm them up... 😂
(9 days ago)
Thought about you today while we were out. 
(9 days ago)
Aww smitts..cool! Only 26 days til Spring Training! ...not a chance of snow/ice here, aa!
(8 days ago)
We made the drive there because there was supposed to be an RV show, but we had the wrong weekend. 🤣 So I took a few pics while we were there.
(8 days ago)
Fri, 30-Jan-26 3:37 PM (3 days ago)
"Even if they screened her movie on an airplane, people would walk out."
Still curious if there's anything interesting about her. I've never found any noble aspiration from that family.
(2 days ago)
To say nothing about her media who... who is making a buck off her BS. Charlie's widow as well. All targets for profit. Despicable.
(2 days ago)
She doesn't need to get them out - the entire world has already seen them.
(1 day ago)
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Tue, 20-Jan-26 5:42 PM (13 days ago)
Saw someone describe mansplaining as correctile dysfunction. Now I can’t stop laughing 😂
It's in our Jeans.....thats tongue in cheek!
(13 days ago)
Everyone loves a smartarse …. Or two 😂
(13 days ago)
Tue, 20-Jan-26 8:39 AM (13 days ago)
OMGoddess! It was sublime to finally be free of the last weeks worth of migraines after moving & get to my favourite reserve, now a 5min walk away 💚 I need to go as daily as I can 💚
The great outdoors is the greatest place on earth 💚
(13 days ago)
Glad you got it, Nothing beats a good wander.
(13 days ago)
Get out and enjoy; often. And stay free of migraines!
(13 days ago)
I see you were letting "The Girls" out for some fresh air 
(8 days ago)
Been going for a good 5km hike daily.. the only traffic around are butterflies and dragonflies.. my kinda traffic lol
(8 days ago)
Sat, 31-Jan-26 8:27 PM (2 days ago)
“Give it to me. Give it to me now” she cried. “I’m so fucking wet, give it to me”…… I replied “Scream all you like, I’m keeping the Umbrella”
Fri, 30-Jan-26 11:28 PM (3 days ago)
I found panties and bra in my neighbor's glove compartment in his car, I asked him how long has he been wearing womans undergarments, he replied "Right after my wife found them!"
Wed, 28-Jan-26 10:10 PM (5 days ago)
150 pics modded... Who moved the emergency eye wash station?
Do it bottom, I think you'll make a great mod. It's really not all that much work.
(4 days ago)
End of shift, uniforms chucked into a pile, cooking steaks to celebrate. Fixed income here we come!
(4 days ago)
Tue, 27-Jan-26 8:09 AM (6 days ago)
Congratulations to DangerousLove - a very worthy winner of the Christmas competition!
Congratulations to Everyone that submitted a legitimate entry. A lot of good ones including yours Anon!
(6 days ago)
That was a great photo and so much fun ...hehe its great now its been judged to. 👍
(6 days ago)
Hear hear AP. A worth winner and deserving top 3.
(6 days ago)
Mon, 26-Jan-26 3:13 AM (8 days ago)
Been playing with my clit but I'm ready to cum. I think i need to put in my butt plug. I'll report back
No plug needed. Lol I came really hard and went to sleep🤣🤣
(6 days ago)
Sat, 31-Jan-26 7:47 AM (2 days ago)
Sad R.I.P Catherine O'Hara died January 30th after a brief illness....great actress,will be missed.
"Mama. I thought we had time. I wanted more," Culkin wrote in the post, which featured a then-and-now-style collage of Culkin and O'Hara. "I wanted to sit in a chair next to you. I heard you. ...
(2 days ago)
But I had so much more to say. I love you. I'll see you later."
(2 days ago)
SpiritWolf68 likes this
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice......bugger she didn't come back!
(1 day ago)
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Thu, 29-Jan-26 8:05 AM (4 days ago)
In an interview, the boss asked me, “Do you have any experience?” I told him, “Yes, this is my 20th interview.”
I was asked if I had any faults to which I replied that I was too honest. He said he didn't think that was a fault. I told him I didn't give a shit what he thought. 😁
(4 days ago)
Tue, 27-Jan-26 11:11 AM (6 days ago)
I was given haggis as an in-flight meal once. I’ve had bad food before, but that was plane offal.
Sun, 25-Jan-26 7:02 PM (8 days ago)
I love watching people fuck!!! A hard cock going in and out of a wet pussy is super sexy!!! I love the sound too. Makes me sooo wet
There's something about it; I like watching it too. It's fucking good.
(8 days ago)
Hey You Ladies got to get busy with Me and My BBC ASAF!
(7 days ago)
Love to watch a hard cock pumping in and out of your soooo wet pussy....you'll enjoy how I hard I will get
(7 days ago)
I have the precum starting just watch, listening and wanting the same
(7 days ago)
If you ever have the chance to see him live, he puts on an incredible show
(2 days ago)
I was a few years before that, hearing my brothers play the Born To Run album
(2 days ago)
MrsTrellis likes this
Saw him at the Fox Theater. Nebraska tour. One man show. Perfect venue.
(2 days ago)
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Mon, 26-Jan-26 11:01 PM (7 days ago)
I’ve come home to this insane cold and snow and all I want is a proper cup of Yorkshire tea.
Mon, 26-Jan-26 3:08 PM (7 days ago)
Runs through status retrieving her clothes...running to the store sexy peeps,later.
Reverse strip and run! Take care, Adele : )
(7 days ago)
All part of growing up! Hurt yourself, learn a little fear and carry on
(8 days ago)
Better than mine today. Always feels good to get outside for awhile.
(8 days ago)
Oh most definitely McPhallus, for sure. Id likely go bonkers if I was xxxxxxxxxx inside everyday for too long lol Hopefully yours was a good day today ??
(8 days ago)
@redduck906 You know you are in regional Oz when the airport has these plastered every 20m....
(7 days ago)
SpiritWolf68 likes this
Wow. Your pussy is very inviting. Unfortunately, it's far away from me. But looking at it is a pleasure.
(8 days ago)
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If I only knew the way to reach out and put and end to your wait.
(8 days ago)
SpiritWolf68 likes this
It's a good thing they are microchipped now days lol
(7 days ago)
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I am in same unfortunate spot as seargentpeeper, regretfully
(7 days ago)
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Sun, 25-Jan-26 3:36 PM (8 days ago)
More map humour from a Londoner’s POV 
Half pizza, dipped in batter, deep fried. It's actually not as good as a simple deep fried half pizza! But, yes, they're actually a real thing!
(8 days ago)
I spents a few months in a town in "The North" but below the "Ferret Owners" whose claim to fame was "second most boring town in England"....I never found out which was number 1..they didn't know!
(7 days ago)
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Lol thats really handy Mrs T. You should be a tour guide 🤣
(7 days ago)
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Sun, 25-Jan-26 12:08 AM (9 days ago)
Went to the physio for my sore back today and he asked “Do you get any morning stiffness?” - I think my smirk gave me away
Last time I went for an exam, I asked where I should put my clothes and he said over there in the chair with mine. 🤔
(9 days ago)
Root cause anaysis; your smirk now has morning sprouted woody growth is a leading contender for assymetric spinal loading causing pain.
(9 days ago)
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Fri, 30-Jan-26 11:02 PM (3 days ago)
Grilled a pork tenderloin that I dry rubbed yesterday. Fried some red potatoes with onion & garlic, steamed fresh broccoli (still had a xxxxxxxx!) and toasted some Ciabatta bread.
Ohhh, turns out the word just gets deleted rather than censored
(2 days ago)
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If I date goes well my xxxxxxxxx might get xxxxxxxxx when I lift the xxxxxxxxx and stretch the xxxxxxxxx then I could get covered in xxxxxxxxx ... I wonder if she's up for taking pics
(2 days ago)
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Fri, 30-Jan-26 1:37 PM (3 days ago)
TC would be proud. Am listening to Rachmaninov, Piano Concerto No.2 .
A year ago I heard Rachmaninoff's Piano Concerto No. 3 live, played by Alexei Volodin. It was wonderful.
(2 days ago)
It's Sunday morning. Kicking it off with some smooth, vintage Grover Washington ☕︎ 🎷.
(1 day ago)
seargentpeeper likes this
One thing Rachmaninoff and Grover Washington have in common is that they were both geniuses.
(1 day ago)
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Wed, 28-Jan-26 8:04 AM (5 days ago)
A comma, a period and an exclamation mark were called into court. They were being sentenced.
was their a clause for their behaviour
(5 days ago)
‘And’ also arrested in conjunction
(5 days ago)
I can't do outdoor being in an apartment with no balcony and apparently I can't do indoors because of my brown thumb =^.^=
(9 days ago)
Trust me, we got a long way to go with this indoor stuff!
(9 days ago)
I used to be able to grow plants and keep them thriving but no more and I'm tired of killing plants lol...I'm a serial plant killer : (
(9 days ago)
Thanks man, I feel we have lots of room for improvement, but overall happy. I really want to be digging in the dirt up north. We'll have to work on that. 🤔
(9 days ago)
Still 115 pics to be reviewed. Someone better get on it 
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(11 days ago)
I just ate, can't do it right now.
(11 days ago)
Top of the mornin' to ya. (More than the tip.)
(11 days ago)
Sat, 24-Jan-26 11:59 PM (9 days ago)
To old man winter, FUCK YOU....... After 16 hours, 5 layers of clothes and 2 fuel stops, I finally get to go home.........
I fixed 13 furnaces, 1 boiler and 2 Geo-thermal units....
(9 days ago)
And pulled the USPS delivery guy out of the ditch......
(9 days ago)
Shit man, I been there...feel your pain. Mother nature needs to plug that old man winter ass for good!
(9 days ago)
SpiritWolf68 likes this
Can I still do a tabogan down the the stairs ..... I'll be careful
(11 days ago)
Tue, 20-Jan-26 8:31 AM (13 days ago)
BREAKING: Cop car runs into beer truck. Police crack dozens of cases.
They were all frothing at the mouth afterwards.
(13 days ago)
Mon, 2-Feb-26 10:13 AM (20 hours ago)
What’s the difference between a teacher and a railway security guard? One trains the mind, the other minds the trains.
I think we are on track for this one emu
(20 hours ago)
One the same vein....Whats the difference between a policeman's baton and a magician's wand......one is for cunning stunts the other for .....
(10 hours ago)
Fri, 30-Jan-26 8:37 AM (3 days ago)
Today we celebrate the patron saint of copying people on emails. Saint Francis of a CC.
Thu, 29-Jan-26 8:56 AM (4 days ago)
Today was a day n a bit.. My tootsies clocked a good 10kms today, but the last 5 were bush to the fernery to zen out and unwind from peopling.. good day.
Wed, 28-Jan-26 3:39 PM (5 days ago)
< If you're lacking control and authority, Come with me and hunt down minorities, Join Ice....
He was trying to reach the middle shelf 😂
(5 days ago)
Oh he's reaching for something, that's for sure!
(5 days ago)
Wed, 28-Jan-26 1:49 PM (5 days ago)
Tire and have a few aches this morning. Was a long night for all the right reasons. Phew.
Mon, 26-Jan-26 11:04 PM (7 days ago)
Completed some smut stories. Feeling hot from writing them. Yikes!
Sorry I read that as Smurf
(7 days ago)
Mon, 26-Jan-26 10:31 PM (7 days ago)
Contemplating getting my belly repierced, it hurt like a mf last time tho so... 🤔
Yea a bit cooler, I go in the morning tho so all good heat wise. Mozzie wise tho.. fark. Lol hiking in the reserve daily is whats been missing for my sanity Ive found since I started going daily again
(6 days ago)
Literally touching grass Tink, you were getting a bit wound up but fairly so
(6 days ago)
Cities are defo not for me. For Sure!
(6 days ago)
I'm just far enough out of the city to be happy.
(6 days ago)
I need just a tad further and then im done, far enough out so I can scoop out a shallow swimming hole, set up a target range with berms and keep a few aminals
(6 days ago)
Fri, 23-Jan-26 4:31 PM (10 days ago)
I just tell people I'm fine cause WTF are they gonna do if I'm not? =^.^=
Wed, 21-Jan-26 8:09 AM (12 days ago)
Stuff to know. Koi (fish) travel in groups of 4, in a predetermined format - Koi A, B, C, and D. If a threat looms Koi A, Koi B and Koi C hightail it quick, leaving the D Koi behind....
They must have studied the "Book of 5 Fins"; on strategic koijutsu and the art of koimanship.
(12 days ago)
She literally wore her heart in the right place. Beetlejuice and Kevin were formative for me. I hope her premature passing was not related to my favorite theme.
(2 days ago)
Tue, 27-Jan-26 11:06 PM (6 days ago)
I find different types of women sexually attractive. I like women of different body shapes and cup sizes, ages, and temperaments. Thanks to NN, I am particularly aware of this. I am happy about that.
There are women I enjoy looking at, and women I enjoy being with. They are not always the same.
(6 days ago)
Yes. We wouldn't have a threesome with someone we're not sexually attracted to. But, a sexy big butt Nigerian lady is on our list!
(5 days ago)
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