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Thu, 21-Sep-23 6:33 PM (4 days ago)
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After 7 long months I am now officially single 😃 Would anyone would like to date me… 😆
If I was closer, then the answer would be a resounding YES. xx
(3 days ago)
This could be the longest running status post ever! 😂
(2 days ago)
you know I'd love to
(2 days ago)
I shall swim across the Briny Sea. Shan't take me long - here I go etc.
(2 days ago)
Please have some warm towels and hot kisses waiting for me on the beach. Here I go. See if I don't.
(2 days ago)
Wed, 20-Sep-23 12:01 PM (5 days ago)
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Is it possible to take a skin graft from your buttocks and transplant it onto someone who isn't related to you? Arse skin for a friend.
I am lucky when I was burned over 65% of my body it was only second degree and didn't require grafts. The treatment I received involved cadaver skin attached with over a thousand staples.
(4 days ago)
Jersey__Girl and smitten4u like this
I'd call this post punishment. wink
(4 days ago)
True that didy, my granddad got the blast to his thighs, torso, hands and head. He shielded his face with his hands. The docs took skin from the back of his legs and his arse.
(4 days ago)
From what I know, skingrafts have to come the the same person that needs them on another part of their body only.
(4 days ago)
As long as it doesn't make then look like an ass blink
(4 days ago)
Sat, 16-Sep-23 5:58 PM (9 days ago)
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When an account is listed as a couple, but he shares her face and blocks his own. Not hard to figure that one out.
We have to follow the rules of photo approval and unfortunately not every post breaks the rules even though my gut says it should
(9 days ago)
The couples option didn’t always exist but showing her face and not his? BS.
(8 days ago)
smitten4u and thyknlong like this
Faces w/out verification is troubling. Early on someone teased us about only Rae being verified, so we fixed that too.
(8 days ago)
thyknlong likes this
Thank you HH!
(8 days ago)
still think faces should not be allowed without verification, 5 min the least one can do
(7 days ago)
thyknlong and smitten4u like this
Thu, 21-Sep-23 2:28 PM (4 days ago)
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Throbing Thursday. Have a Throbing good Orgsam today
Waaay ahead of you...
(4 days ago)
Can hardly contain it...you too!!!
(4 days ago)
Nothing like a mind blowing orgasm. Enjoy them
(4 days ago)
That's good Alexis, and imagine how many Men have jerk looking at your super pics and vids...smile
(3 days ago)
LOVEXXXPORN likes this
Thu, 21-Sep-23 2:34 AM (4 days ago)
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If you carve a pumpkin in September, it's called a premature ejackolantern. 🎃 Borrowed from a friend.
Good one jerk
(4 days ago)
Jersey__Girl likes this
gong
(4 days ago)
Jersey__Girl likes this
If you mention Christmas in September it's called f------g annoying ☺️
(4 days ago)
bmb, the first week is rough so she'll need lots of TLC. I'm sure you can do it. smile
(2 days ago)
If you mention Christmas anytime it's annoying..to you. wink
(2 days ago)
Sat, 23-Sep-23 6:02 PM (2 days ago)
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Have a great day friends,thanks for the welcome back. : )
WB
(2 days ago)
Hello Ginger : )
(1 day ago)
Welcum Home!! XXX
(1 day ago)
Welcome back AGR!
(1 day ago)
Hi bimarried, I'll do my best 👌 thanks Fbvines smile hi Mitch smile hey clittycakes...thanks Paulsmile
(1 day ago)
Tue, 19-Sep-23 1:28 AM (6 days ago)
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I’m horny and soaking wet
wait.. got a tool that could solves both problems smile
(6 days ago)
Can you share a pict of
(5 days ago)
Please share a pic of your wet panties
(5 days ago)
My God I love to help you out with that I be all over you make sure your satisfied
(5 days ago)
sounds like a good time bout to happen
(5 days ago)
Sat, 16-Sep-23 5:51 PM (9 days ago)
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Looks like Gifs will be the new thing for "pics" here! I like them!!
having to preview (some of) them before they go live has added a whole new level of squeamishness to being a mod
(9 days ago)
I Can't stand them, so I block them: )
(9 days ago)
Ellefoxie likes this
- - love yours - -
(9 days ago)
Not sure I’m motivated enough to get the right software for it. But looks fun! Definitely livens up the thumbnails.
(8 days ago)
Yes! Pease more GIFs! Yours are super hot
(8 days ago)
whipman-uk likes this
Sat, 16-Sep-23 2:38 PM (9 days ago)
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Weekends are Always great when you can be naked.
Any naked time is good!
(9 days ago)
shy28boy likes this
agreed
(9 days ago)
I'm retired. I can be naked 24/7 if I want.
(9 days ago)
Tue, 19-Sep-23 7:03 PM (6 days ago)
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New here, just came to say hello! ❤️
Welcom Chloe xx
(6 days ago)
Hola Chloe x
(6 days ago)
MitchandDaisy likes this
Welcome and enjoy your time here. Have lotsa fuNN
(5 days ago)
hello and welcome to NN
(5 days ago)
Welcome
(5 days ago)
Sat, 16-Sep-23 11:33 PM (8 days ago)
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💦💦💦💦 again
id love to taste that
(8 days ago)
🏄‍♂️
(8 days ago)
Can I watch
(8 days ago)
Being excited is an understatement... ✊🍆
(8 days ago)
Sun, 24-Sep-23 5:40 PM (1 day ago)
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trying to figure this site out. i just uploaded verification pics. i think i got it right lol.
Nice pics! You are going to get a lot of adoration here.
(1 day ago)
SuthernBBW likes this
Yes you did a good job and I already approved them now you need 2 other mods to do the same
(1 day ago)
lennynatural and SuthernBBW like this
welcome! I hope you enjoy being on NN. It is a great place
(23 hours ago)
SuthernBBW likes this
congrats on your verification
(13 hours ago)
SuthernBBW likes this
You're golden.
(46 minutes ago)
Mon, 18-Sep-23 1:35 PM (7 days ago)
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I was screaming long live all the magic we made… And bring on all the pretenders- I'm not afraid🩷💜
I misread "I was screaming long live the magic wand"
(7 days ago)
smitten4u and mistaboner like this
That too, but would be a weird topic for a Taylor swift song smile
(7 days ago)
cm264 likes this
*waves to MissA bc she misses her heart
(7 days ago)
Miss Ashlee! How's the new house going? smile
(7 days ago)
Have you built PixieHollows Parimiter Fence yet Ash ?
(7 days ago)
Mon, 18-Sep-23 10:01 AM (7 days ago)
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I pirated a movie last night. Gave it 3.14 stars.
It took me about 3.14 seconds to figure it out.
(7 days ago)
EmuLater likes this
^ After eating Plum Pi? : P
(7 days ago)
EmuLater likes this
Why don't Pirates know the alphabet? They keep getting lost at C,,, that's awful and no I'm not apologising lol
(7 days ago)
EmuLater likes this
Apologise has letters after C, so no need to apologise lol.
(7 days ago)
cm264 likes this
🤣
(7 days ago)
EmuLater likes this
Sat, 16-Sep-23 9:36 PM (9 days ago)
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Another day without panties
No wonder m and s profits are down
(8 days ago)
Laphroaigh likes this
panties are over rated, and over priced...
(8 days ago)
Fri, 15-Sep-23 6:17 AM (10 days ago)
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Working on making a playlist on Sp○tify of all the songs I've quoted on NN. Will take a while. smile
the now closed contest might inspire a few more smile
(10 days ago)
ZippyMilf likes this
Lest you think I'm just being helpful, this reply was a secret plot to have you look at my ZZTop pic
(10 days ago)
ZippyMilf likes this
Music makes my world go round for sure.. enjoy making that list
(10 days ago)
ZippyMilf likes this
Do send us the link, Zippy. Oh, wait, I don't think you can post it in status. Maybe you could blog it.
(9 days ago)
ZippyMilf likes this
I'll definitely share it once finished. Have a shot ton of songs to line up! 😆
(6 days ago)
Sun, 24-Sep-23 4:46 PM (1 day ago)
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yahoo National Punctuation Day is a celebration of punctuation that occurs each year on September 24 in the United States of America.
I’ll be to celebrate
(1 day ago)
hyphen-8
(1 day ago)
Does this count? There is a difference between knowing your shit and and knowing you're shit.It's all in the punctuation
(23 hours ago)
thyknlong likes this
No 1 and No.1, the difference is substantial as in you're No 1 to me. 🤔😁
(22 hours ago)
LOVEXXXPORN likes this
Damn typos and missing comments! 🤣🤣🤣
(15 hours ago)
Sat, 23-Sep-23 12:49 PM (2 days ago)
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Types with tablet, views NN with phone...stupid tablet is only giving me half a picture(but still easier to type OG status....."I'm baaaack" who missed me and no target comments 😞
I'v got a tablet seem too stupid... However I know now how to re-charge it now....sad
(6 hours ago)
Hi Raven lol ok..,and thanks Emu,it worked 👍
(6 hours ago)
EmuLater likes this
I better get going,things to dosmile
(6 hours ago)
You can still use Chrome for everything else and go back to it for NN when the issue is resolved.
(6 hours ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Of course we missed you.
(1 hour ago)
Fri, 22-Sep-23 8:51 AM (3 days ago)
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Starting to feel alot like autumn .. everywhere I go 🍂
still been pretty summer around here .... probably won't see any cooler temps until late Oct
(3 days ago)
Ohhhh were in spring, and as they say, spring is sprung…..
(3 days ago)
Here too, getting cooler, trees changing. My favorite time of year! That and winter.
(3 days ago)
whipman-uk likes this
the leaves are turning colors, there's a fall mist on the lake and a crispness in the air
(3 days ago)
I love this season
(3 days ago)
Laphroaigh likes this
Thu, 21-Sep-23 11:58 PM (3 days ago)
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Here's one of the outfits I'll be shooting in (and out of!) this weekend 😁
Super You.. It's a delight your here xx happydance
(3 days ago)
seductivestacia likes this
Cute and sexy!!! Love it...
(3 days ago)
seductivestacia likes this
*Drool*
(3 days ago)
seductivestacia likes this
Looking forward to your posts.😋😛
(3 days ago)
seductivestacia likes this
Absolutely gorgeous as always
(3 days ago)
seductivestacia likes this
Wed, 20-Sep-23 12:52 AM (5 days ago)
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One thing I’ve discovered is that ‘couples’ profiles that mention the word ‘hubby’ a lot are run by the husband and have nothing to do with the wife…
Seems to be most of them unfortunately. I wonder if the wife even knows the photos are posted.
(5 days ago)
more common than real female profiles
(5 days ago)
I love when he captions the pic >>>>> 'Hubby's big fat cock, what do you think?'
(5 days ago)
*weary of accounts that include cock dimensions in the name
(5 days ago)
And in chat it’s always the husband, even if they say it’s not. 😂 Did the inventors of the Internet ever dream it would come to this?
(5 days ago)
Nerdy_Stan likes this
Sat, 16-Sep-23 4:34 AM (9 days ago)
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Getting finger fucked is so naughty and slutty, and therefore such a turn on for me.
Sun, 24-Sep-23 7:39 PM (1 day ago)
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Here's a sneak peek between shoots this weekend 😉
bounce
(1 day ago)
seductivestacia likes this
Love them pictures
(1 day ago)
seductivestacia likes this
Gorgeous
(1 day ago)
seductivestacia likes this
Sun, 24-Sep-23 3:21 PM (1 day ago)
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Happy Sunday Lovelies ❤️
Fly just had a dental at the vets, several teeth removed, has gall bladder stones, treatable with meds, she sleeps a huge amount these days but is 13, she's earned it!
(1 day ago)
shaqila likes this
Yup! Gotta love senior animals
(1 day ago)
TopCat57 likes this
Just like me : D
(1 day ago)
shaqila likes this
happy sunday Shaq! smile
(1 day ago)
Hi shaqila xx
(1 day ago)
Sat, 23-Sep-23 4:33 AM (2 days ago)
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In my latest pic I felt like I was worth my weight (you're not supposed to ask a lady how much that is 🤣 ) in GOLD!
Certainly agree with you.
(2 days ago)
seductivestacia likes this
So dame sexy
(2 days ago)
seductivestacia likes this
Worth the weight..to see what your made of.
(2 days ago)
seductivestacia likes this
yep. that's hot
(1 day ago)
Super Pic Gallery and your not shy in displaying your beauty...
(1 day ago)
Fri, 22-Sep-23 3:11 PM (3 days ago)
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you know I'm born to lose and gambling is for fools.. but that's the way I like it baby I don't want to live forever
And don’t forget the Joker! ♠️♠️
(3 days ago)
whipman-uk and Bbaggins4321 like this
Lemmy Kilminster, Legend!
(3 days ago)
Bbaggins4321 and whipman-uk like this
w/o the n! lol
(3 days ago)
Bbaggins4321 likes this
Lemmy once said he used to sing ''The 8 of Spades'' sometimes, and no one would notice. LOL
(2 days ago)
Bbaggins4321 likes this
The loudest gig I’ve ever been to by a country mile.
(2 days ago)
Thu, 21-Sep-23 2:26 PM (4 days ago)
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Spotify is really getting me today .... making this hum drum work day rock along... hello all you sexy pervs and pervettes
I love Spotify! helps me with music, podcasts, and even asmr.
(3 days ago)
Bbaggins4321 likes this
Wed, 20-Sep-23 1:23 AM (5 days ago)
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Sleep is much needed, hope you all have a great evening! Zzzzzzzzzz ✌🏼
sleep1 hugz
(5 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
Tue, 19-Sep-23 9:57 PM (6 days ago)
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Exciting news! I hired a professional photography team to shoot with this weekend! So, there will be more new stuff coming soon and, as always, 📧 message 📧 me with custom requests!
How can I resist an offer like that
(5 days ago)
Tue, 19-Sep-23 12:00 PM (6 days ago)
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I created an on line Weight Watchers account, only to be asked 'do you accept cookies?' I think it's a test. blink
Doh!... I mean cookie dough!
(6 days ago)
I never click All Cookies cuz I only like chocolate ones.
(6 days ago)
Mon, 18-Sep-23 4:48 PM (7 days ago)
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NN should implement a "hug" button.. just saying.. smile
And the second...kick the Ass Button?
(6 days ago)
I don't need that either
(6 days ago)
Laphroaigh likes this
SEB kicks ass anyway...
(6 days ago)
now I understand... u just press "time to go back to work, laphodil" so can get rid of me and steal everything!! smart move -.-
(6 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe and EmuLater like this
Time to get some lunch before that gets stolen!
(6 days ago)
Sat, 16-Sep-23 2:18 AM (9 days ago)
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If I say I enjoy something, why do you want to tell me why I shouldn't?
If it feels good and all parties agree then everyone else should fuck off!
(9 days ago)
Saetyrical likes this
I love apples...... "What have you got against oranges"?!?!
(9 days ago)
Mr_Vein and juicy like this
u're right Juju! but.. go tell that to Dexter Morgan laugh
(9 days ago)
Because we care about you and want you around for awhile. 😉
(9 days ago)
I wouldn't think of doing that. rolleyes
(9 days ago)
Fri, 15-Sep-23 12:10 AM (10 days ago)
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First, I'd like to thank all the little people. My friends, family the directors, writers, and most of all YOU FANS! They're cutting my acceptance speach with music. So, the award goes to...
Congrats to Paramour smile
(10 days ago)
seductivestacia likes this
Well done Paramour!
(10 days ago)
seductivestacia likes this
Oh wow. So many other great pics. We'll shoot over some extra nudles to some of our favs.
(10 days ago)
@Paramour: You rock! 😻😽
(10 days ago)
seductivestacia likes this
Well done to you Paramour - fantastic picture !!
(10 days ago)
seductivestacia likes this
Mon, 25-Sep-23 12:31 AM (21 hours ago)
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Hoping the skies clear. Supposed to be another great night for the aurora.
I better go and finish cleaning it up.
(20 hours ago)
juicy likes this
As long as you are not cleaning the floor with your tongue...
(20 hours ago)
I seen the aurora once while night fishing a hydro damn in northern Quebec.
(10 hours ago)
hey Juicy!
(10 hours ago)
I would love to see an aurora grin
(5 hours ago)
Sun, 24-Sep-23 11:11 AM (1 day ago)
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I just joined a dating site for arsonists...still waiting for a match. LOL
When you get a match... We have ignition... Up it goes!
(1 day ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
Quoting Jimmy!
(1 day ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
The best place to meet an old flame?
(1 day ago)
GottaBeMe and EmuLater like this
Careful of accelerants, don’t want the relationship moving too fast.
(1 day ago)
When you find the right girl, make sure the She's Hot...ohmy
(1 day ago)
Sun, 24-Sep-23 10:52 AM (1 day ago)
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Got a message a couple weeks ago - just saw today (guess I havent been here much) from PantyPirate. He'd like to say "Hello!" to anyone who'd like to receive a Hello! 👋
Hi Gotta: ) Message for Panty...come out of hiding, we miss your crap jokes here: P
(1 day ago)
Are my crap jokes not good enough for you. Hmmm was that an oxymoron?
(1 day ago)
TopCat57 likes this
One can never have enough crap jokes, there is always a diamond amongst the dross: P
(1 day ago)
EmuLater likes this
Carbon is very useful, it's in diamonds, graphite and pasta carbonara.
(1 day ago)
TopCat57 likes this
Carbonara! Sounds a bit gritty....even if delicious when cooked properly!
(1 day ago)
EmuLater likes this
Wed, 20-Sep-23 9:41 AM (5 days ago)
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I got a book from the library about oils and lubricants. It was in the non-friction section.
I just searched it up on line emu for doing a oil change on a Morris minor ....bad Idea
(5 days ago)
captain__82 likes this
Tue, 19-Sep-23 11:51 PM (5 days ago)
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No, I'm not a Buddhist. I'm a Boobist.
kinky fucker
(5 days ago)
Was just going to like your status and got frozen out with a Bad gateway/Server too busy thingy. LOL
(5 days ago)
I got it too.
(5 days ago)
Tue, 19-Sep-23 2:06 PM (6 days ago)
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Yesterday's turtle rescue. He was upside down in one of the cups on the putting green. I named him/her 'Lucky'!
..they always look at you with that scolding look.. =_=
(6 days ago)
smitten4u and lennynatural like this
Shell suit ready for a round of golf
(6 days ago)
smitten4u and Jersey__Girl like this
Thanks for saving that little one.
(6 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
Next, you should train him/her how to be a ninja, smoke weed and eat pizza....... Oh, and drink Dr pepper of course........
(6 days ago)
Laphroaigh and smitten4u like this
I don't remember the weed part in the italian version laugh
(6 days ago)
tugking70 and smitten4u like this
Mon, 18-Sep-23 11:18 PM (6 days ago)
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I'm torn on a new profile pic! Should I go with serious or silly!?
Tough call.. both are good in their own way
(6 days ago)
seductivestacia likes this
Gotta go with serious
(6 days ago)
seductivestacia likes this
Which do you like best?
(6 days ago)
seductivestacia likes this
I went with silly 😜
(6 days ago)
i can't possibly choose they are both to hot
(5 days ago)
Mon, 18-Sep-23 9:41 PM (7 days ago)
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I guess I actually do have a hot ass. My phone keeps shutting off and it says it's too hot every time I put it in my back pocket 🤷‍♀️
That’s a good one.
(7 days ago)
whipman-uk likes this
Let me blow on it for you
(7 days ago)
Sweetie_pie2 likes this
A good reason to be naked, a hot body needs cool air.
(7 days ago)
Mon, 18-Sep-23 11:29 AM (7 days ago)
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After a fucking stalker I am back again , thanks for support
why didn't you say anything? we would make a deal with him.
(7 days ago)
Luzi93 likes this
Big hug babygirl
(7 days ago)
Mon, 18-Sep-23 8:41 AM (7 days ago)
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I’ve made the executive decision to have a lazy day.
Wise choice
(7 days ago)
Agent_K likes this
So I'm picturing a half silly lying back on two bean bags wearing sunglasses and smoking a cigar 👋 hey k
(7 days ago)
Agent_K likes this
Awesome!
(7 days ago)
Agent_K likes this
Sounds amazing, what’s it like?
(7 days ago)
Agent_K likes this
It’s frustrating because I’m generally not a lazy person.
(7 days ago)
Sun, 17-Sep-23 3:22 PM (8 days ago)
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It was the best vacation ever, but there is something to be said about there's no place like home.🏠😁🇺🇲😘
Agreed! Wish we’d had pic opportunities for our Florida trip but they weren’t that sort of friends 😅. Looks like you all had a great time!
(8 days ago)
erikfortymike likes this
Being energized and happy, that's what they're all about.
(8 days ago)
erikfortymike likes this
Really enjoyed all your vaca pics! Now we’re thinking of Bali in the future
(8 days ago)
Oh theres no place like home for the holidays.....
(7 days ago)
Sun, 17-Sep-23 4:13 AM (8 days ago)
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Doggy style is awesome. I get to show both my holes. The sluttier I feel. The better the sex.
Nice
(8 days ago)
sounds adorable smile
(8 days ago)
Wed, 13-Sep-23 8:16 PM (12 days ago)
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For a good friend : [photo missing]
That is one very lucky friend.
(12 days ago)
Can I be your friend
(12 days ago)
- - Wish I was Your friend - - - -
(12 days ago)
Would be hot
(12 days ago)
Perfect babe
(11 days ago)
Wed, 13-Sep-23 2:15 PM (12 days ago)
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Just because you can stick 10 gallons of Botox into your head doesn't mean you should.