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Thu, 21-Sep-23 6:33 PM (4 days ago)
After 7 long months I am now officially single 😃 Would anyone would like to date me… 😆
Wed, 20-Sep-23 12:01 PM (5 days ago)
Is it possible to take a skin graft from your buttocks and transplant it onto someone who isn't related to you? Arse skin for a friend.
I am lucky when I was burned over 65% of my body it was only second degree and didn't require grafts. The treatment I received involved cadaver skin attached with over a thousand staples.
(4 days ago)
Sat, 16-Sep-23 5:58 PM (9 days ago)
When an account is listed as a couple, but he shares her face and blocks his own. Not hard to figure that one out.
That's good Alexis, and imagine how many Men have 
looking at your super pics and vids...
looking at your super pics and vids...
(3 days ago)
LOVEXXXPORN likes this
Thu, 21-Sep-23 2:34 AM (4 days ago)
If you carve a pumpkin in September, it's called a premature ejackolantern. 🎃 Borrowed from a friend.
If you mention Christmas in September it's called f------g annoying ☺️
(4 days ago)
Sat, 16-Sep-23 5:51 PM (9 days ago)
Looks like Gifs will be the new thing for "pics" here! I like them!!
having to preview (some of) them before they go live has added a whole new level of squeamishness to being a mod
(9 days ago)
Sun, 24-Sep-23 5:40 PM (1 day ago)
trying to figure this site out. i just uploaded verification pics. i think i got it right lol.
Nice pics! You are going to get a lot of adoration here.
(1 day ago)
SuthernBBW likes this
Yes you did a good job and I already approved them now you need 2 other mods to do the same
(1 day ago)
welcome! I hope you enjoy being on NN. It is a great place
(23 hours ago)
SuthernBBW likes this
Mon, 18-Sep-23 1:35 PM (7 days ago)
I was screaming long live all the magic we made… And bring on all the pretenders- I'm not afraid🩷💜
I misread "I was screaming long live the magic wand"
(7 days ago)
Fri, 15-Sep-23 6:17 AM (10 days ago)
Working on making a playlist on Sp○tify of all the songs I've quoted on NN. Will take a while.
Sun, 24-Sep-23 4:46 PM (1 day ago)
National Punctuation Day is a celebration of punctuation that occurs each year on September 24 in the United States of America.
No 1 and No.1, the difference is substantial as in you're No 1 to me. 🤔😁
(22 hours ago)
LOVEXXXPORN likes this
Sat, 23-Sep-23 12:49 PM (2 days ago)
Types with tablet, views NN with phone...stupid tablet is only giving me half a picture(but still easier to type OG status....."I'm baaaack" who missed me and no target comments 😞
You can still use Chrome for everything else and go back to it for NN when the issue is resolved.
(6 hours ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Here too, getting cooler, trees changing. My favorite time of year! That and winter.
(3 days ago)
whipman-uk likes this
Thu, 21-Sep-23 11:58 PM (3 days ago)
Here's one of the outfits I'll be shooting in (and out of!) this weekend 😁 
Wed, 20-Sep-23 12:52 AM (5 days ago)
One thing I’ve discovered is that ‘couples’ profiles that mention the word ‘hubby’ a lot are run by the husband and have nothing to do with the wife…
more common than real female profiles
(5 days ago)
I love when he captions the pic >>>>> 'Hubby's big fat cock, what do you think?'
(5 days ago)
*weary of accounts that include cock dimensions in the name
(5 days ago)
And in chat it’s always the husband, even if they say it’s not. 😂 Did the inventors of the Internet ever dream it would come to this?
(5 days ago)
Nerdy_Stan likes this
Sat, 16-Sep-23 4:34 AM (9 days ago)
Getting finger fucked is so naughty and slutty, and therefore such a turn on for me.
Sat, 23-Sep-23 4:33 AM (2 days ago)
In my latest pic I felt like I was worth my weight (you're not supposed to ask a lady how much that is 🤣 ) in GOLD! 
Fri, 22-Sep-23 3:11 PM (3 days ago)
you know I'm born to lose and gambling is for fools.. but that's the way I like it baby I don't want to live forever
Lemmy once said he used to sing ''The 8 of Spades'' sometimes, and no one would notice. 
(2 days ago)
Bbaggins4321 likes this
The loudest gig I’ve ever been to by a country mile.
(2 days ago)
Thu, 21-Sep-23 2:26 PM (4 days ago)
Spotify is really getting me today .... making this hum drum work day rock along... hello all you sexy pervs and pervettes
I love Spotify! helps me with music, podcasts, and even asmr.
(3 days ago)
Bbaggins4321 likes this
Wed, 20-Sep-23 1:23 AM (5 days ago)
Sleep is much needed, hope you all have a great evening! Zzzzzzzzzz ✌🏼
hugz
Tue, 19-Sep-23 9:57 PM (6 days ago)
Exciting news! I hired a professional photography team to shoot with this weekend! So, there will be more new stuff coming soon and, as always, 📧 message 📧 me with custom requests!
Tue, 19-Sep-23 12:00 PM (6 days ago)
I created an on line Weight Watchers account, only to be asked 'do you accept cookies?' I think it's a test. 
And the second...kick the Ass Button?
(6 days ago)
now I understand... u just press "time to go back to work, laphodil" so can get rid of me and steal everything!! smart move -.-
(6 days ago)
Time to get some lunch before that gets stolen!
(6 days ago)
Sat, 16-Sep-23 2:18 AM (9 days ago)
If I say I enjoy something, why do you want to tell me why I shouldn't?
If it feels good and all parties agree then everyone else should fuck off!
(9 days ago)
Saetyrical likes this
Fri, 15-Sep-23 12:10 AM (10 days ago)
First, I'd like to thank all the little people. My friends, family the directors, writers, and most of all YOU FANS! They're cutting my acceptance speach with music. So, the award goes to...
Oh wow. So many other great pics. We'll shoot over some extra nudles to some of our favs.
(10 days ago)
Well done to you Paramour - fantastic picture !!
(10 days ago)
seductivestacia likes this
Mon, 25-Sep-23 12:31 AM (21 hours ago)
Hoping the skies clear. Supposed to be another great night for the aurora.
As long as you are not cleaning the floor with your tongue...
(20 hours ago)
Sun, 24-Sep-23 11:11 AM (1 day ago)
I just joined a dating site for arsonists...still waiting for a match.
Sun, 24-Sep-23 10:52 AM (1 day ago)
Got a message a couple weeks ago - just saw today (guess I havent been here much) from PantyPirate. He'd like to say "Hello!" to anyone who'd like to receive a Hello! 👋
Wed, 20-Sep-23 9:41 AM (5 days ago)
I got a book from the library about oils and lubricants. It was in the non-friction section.
I just searched it up on line emu for doing a oil change on a Morris minor ....bad Idea
(5 days ago)
captain__82 likes this
Tue, 19-Sep-23 2:06 PM (6 days ago)
Yesterday's turtle rescue. He was upside down in one of the cups on the putting green. I named him/her 'Lucky'! 
..they always look at you with that scolding look.. =_=
(6 days ago)
Next, you should train him/her how to be a ninja, smoke weed and eat pizza....... Oh, and drink Dr pepper of course........
(6 days ago)
Mon, 18-Sep-23 11:18 PM (6 days ago)
I'm torn on a new profile pic! Should I go with serious or silly!? 
Mon, 18-Sep-23 9:41 PM (7 days ago)
I guess I actually do have a hot ass. My phone keeps shutting off and it says it's too hot every time I put it in my back pocket 🤷♀️
Mon, 18-Sep-23 11:29 AM (7 days ago)
After a fucking stalker I am back again , thanks for support 
Sun, 17-Sep-23 3:22 PM (8 days ago)
It was the best vacation ever, but there is something to be said about there's no place like home.🏠😁🇺🇲😘
Agreed! Wish we’d had pic opportunities for our Florida trip but they weren’t that sort of friends 😅. Looks like you all had a great time!
(8 days ago)
erikfortymike likes this
Being energized and happy, that's what they're all about.
(8 days ago)
erikfortymike likes this
Sun, 17-Sep-23 4:13 AM (8 days ago)
Doggy style is awesome. I get to show both my holes. The sluttier I feel. The better the sex.
Wed, 13-Sep-23 2:15 PM (12 days ago)
Just because you can stick 10 gallons of Botox into your head doesn't mean you should.