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Sat, 10-May-25 8:06 PM (3 days ago)
Full frontal, full length nude for my 200th pic. Thanks for all the suggestions when I asked what I should post 😘 NB it's awaiting moderation, be patient!😉
Thu, 1-May-25 8:19 PM (12 days ago)
Woohoo, my dry spell is over!! 🎉🎉 It's been well over 7 months and I was gagging lol. He even helped me make a video to upload here. Might keep hold of this one 🤔
Heheh when your thinking it's not happening all of sudden it's all happening 👍 I love this roller coaster called life
(11 days ago)
Awesome, you only had to ask and I would have been more than happy to have helped 
(11 days ago)
AwesomeTits24 likes this
Well now you tell me, Pete! Were you planning to cover my airfare too? 😘
(11 days ago)
I’m on your doorstep. I’m in Greece today and Rome tomorrow 🤗😁
(11 days ago)
AwesomeTits24 likes this
Thu, 8-May-25 6:07 PM (5 days ago)
Yeah yeah new pope - whatever. I just won the mirror competition… 😇
Thu, 8-May-25 6:23 AM (6 days ago)
Desktop Users: Status and PMs will now remember your preference for the old or new version.
Sun, 4-May-25 10:23 PM (9 days ago)
There is just something so satisfying about opening and closing a dishwasher that I installed. Bet this one never tries to fall out like my last one 😆
Thu, 8-May-25 10:20 PM (5 days ago)
Mods get loads of shit on here often. Sometimes we make mistakes, but I for on do my very best for this site, I think I'm fair and transparent in my actions. It's not easy being a mod
Thank you for your service. Keep up the good work.
(5 days ago)
I had no problem with our interaction a couple of days ago, captain, but it was my first ever contact from a mod, and I've been here off and on for at least 20 years, so I was sorry to break the duck.
(5 days ago)
captain__82 likes this
Sun, 11-May-25 6:02 PM (2 days ago)
I wrote a blog post on 15th April about what I'm looking for in a man. By doing that, did I manifest it? I'm now a few weeks into something that might actually have potential after 6 years single.
All the essentials to have in place and the rest will follow.
(2 days ago)
AwesomeTits24 likes this
Thats good to hear. He is one very lucky fella, and I don't admiting I'm, and I'm sure many others here, very jelous. (But in a nice way of course!) Wishing you well, and keep uploading your amazing,
(1 day ago)
AwesomeTits24 likes this
Good luck a bit jealous but I hope it works out for you. Keep posting 😍😍😍😍
(1 day ago)
AwesomeTits24 likes this
Sat, 3-May-25 10:53 AM (10 days ago)
I love it when someone comments on a whole series of my videos, the comments getting increasingly hot and bothered, and I just know they've had a great time watching me play! Big turn on 🔥🔥
You know you make me hot and bothered all the time. I've enjoyed watching uoi very much indeed. I just wish we could enjoy that time together somewhen 
We'd have a lovely time.
(10 days ago)
AwesomeTits24 likes this
Must be amazing, knowing men are 
to your content ..
to your content ..
(10 days ago)
AwesomeTits24 likes this
Or just like to leave appreciative naughty comments too
(10 days ago)
AwesomeTits24 likes this
Fri, 2-May-25 10:43 PM (11 days ago)
Shame that this classic version of status will be gone soon. I'm not a fan of the new one unfortunately 😕
Do not fear, old status is not leaving anytime soon, and when/if it does it will be better than currently, we are not going to ask you to use something inferior!
(7 days ago)
I'm going to have to open this in a browser yo see what I'm missing.
(7 days ago)
AwesomeTits24 likes this
Just to throw my hat in the ring, I much prefer the old classic status
(6 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Tue, 13-May-25 12:36 PM (18 hours ago)
Salma Hayek, 58, is Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover woman. I’ve crushed on her since Desperado in 1995, and she is sexier now more than ever!
She is stunning,loved her in From Dusk til Dawn
(16 hours ago)
She's one of the sexiest women ever IMO
(11 hours ago)
smitts you got that wrong... Mrs smitts is the sexiest woman ever IMO ... 
(9 hours ago)
Thus proving that the finer things *do* get better with age.... I'm right with you owbig.
(36 minutes ago)
Justmedamian likes this
Sat, 10-May-25 5:11 PM (3 days ago)
Whatever happens around you, don't take it personally... Nothing other people do is because of you. It is because of themselves. Don Miguel Ruiz
Fri, 2-May-25 4:24 PM (11 days ago)
Been here 19 yrs and you have 0 uploads of your own, but yet you'll criticize ours because we blur her face. People are fucking amazing.
I think they replied back to mine as well
(10 days ago)
Name still visible but comment is gone. Never heard of the guy but maybe he's taken the hint ..
(10 days ago)
I blocked him this morning after I seen the vid was deleted he was sharing. That's probably why you don't see his comment. Unblocked him for a minute and the comment was visible again
(10 days ago)
Yeah, could be. Not that I'm missing anything.
(10 days ago)
Sun, 4-May-25 8:10 AM (9 days ago)
A friend of mine is struggling with a serious addiction, stealing sea birds. He was getting better but he’s recently taken a tern.
Did he cook and eat the tern? What Gannet! But i'm not Guiillemot !: P
(9 days ago)
Like a dodo Emu, that one won’t fly 
(9 days ago)
This would make a good movie script for Steven Seagull..
(9 days ago)
Mon, 12-May-25 4:38 PM (1 day ago)
You showed me colors you know I can't see with anyone else 💜🌈
Sun, 11-May-25 2:59 PM (2 days ago)
This site has brought home what a sheltered life I’ve led. For instance, I thought vegetable were for eating
No wonder I peel mine...afternoon K : )
(2 days ago)
I have a case of the lazies. I worked this morning, came home to a very horny lady < had to take a nap after that. Now I'm showered and glued to the couch with laptop and tunes. ✌🏼
(3 days ago)
Harpo Marx answered the phone in that fashion. Always wondered if Robin was putting his own touch to that.
(3 days ago)
Fri, 9-May-25 8:45 PM (4 days ago)
Holy shit, my fancy water heater is filling up. This seriously cannot be real life 🥺
Yay that's great news ash I was a bit worried at the start of this status
(3 days ago)
MissAshlee likes this
This whole side of Ash, building a house like the badass she is, just makes her more endearing.
(3 days ago)
MissAshlee likes this
For that price bi they better be putting in all new pipes and a huge water heater. You could get a fancy one for that price
(3 days ago)
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Sorely missed. Goes to show, even those who we think of as the life of the party can hurt inside
(9 days ago)
never met the man yet he gave me so much
(9 days ago)
So very missed, as a human and for his talents
(9 days ago)
Thu, 1-May-25 11:12 AM (12 days ago)
A gardener friend suggested I put horse manure on my strawberries. Tried it. I’m going back to cream.
What a load of shite: P
(12 days ago)
Sun, 11-May-25 5:55 PM (2 days ago)
Happy Mothers Day to all the Moms and Single Dad's out there. Let it be a very good one. I got my First MD gift today. Much Smiles to All.
Sat, 10-May-25 8:34 AM (3 days ago)
I went to a deli to apply for a sandwich-making job. They told me all the rolls were taken.
Dough you may feel upset about not getting the roll, rise up and keep trying and hopefully you'll find another deli good offer
(3 days ago)
Did they then say, 'Now fuck off, and lettuce be' Emu?
(3 days ago)
Sun, 4-May-25 11:20 AM (9 days ago)
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
I'd say we're entertaining to say the least!
(9 days ago)
Sun, 4-May-25 9:33 AM (9 days ago)
I just don’t get why people post AI-generated pics - isn’t the whole point of posting here that you want people see *you*?!
You’re probably right, Dignitea - I just can’t understand why though!
(9 days ago)
Pete_from_Aus likes this
There’s always more, Smit!
(9 days ago)
AI seems to like extra limbs
(9 days ago)
Would love to get a hand job from a woman with a 6 finger hand.
(9 days ago)
Fri, 2-May-25 1:59 PM (11 days ago)
Here it comes, It's huge. Looks like it's something like it's just coming over the horizon. Yeah it is, but what is it? Oh wait it's gotta be the WEEKEND!!!
No matter,as for baking it's good because hydro is cheaper weekends and nights after 7 but my husband works weekend so Wednesday always looks good
(11 days ago)
I was thinking someone had an erection and needed to go on a diet.
(11 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
How cum it's the Weekend already ??? 
Fri, 2-May-25 12:28 AM (12 days ago)
I sent my feedback. A little bit of colour would go a longgggg way.
(11 days ago)
And here I was thinking about flowers...
(3 days ago)
Thu, 8-May-25 8:01 AM (5 days ago)
I saw a billboard with a picture of a watch on it. I guess that’s a sign of the times.
Mon, 5-May-25 10:03 PM (8 days ago)
My 200th picture will be coming up soon. Any ideas for what I should post?
Wet pussy, Hard nipples and Thigh High Lacy Top sexy stockings turn me on so much .....
(7 days ago)
AwesomeTits24 likes this
How many NN hands could we get in 200th pic with you AT?? 😘
(7 days ago)
Anything you post is going to render my post so... hmmmm...
(7 days ago)
AwesomeTits24 likes this
K12agy1, you win, that is an epic picture idea! 🎉🎉 Might need to be my 300th post, though with the time it would take to arrange 🤔 Just hands, though, don't want to be the next Bonnie Blue 😂
(7 days ago)
Mon, 5-May-25 4:29 PM (8 days ago)
Red Cardinal: “Feelin’ cute, might try to beat the living shit out of my own reflection in some windows today”
Sun, 4-May-25 4:15 PM (9 days ago)
If my dryer is going to teleport socks to another dimension, the least it could do it take matching pairs
Mitch, did you take the red pill or the blue pill?
(9 days ago)
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i always take the right, no matter colour
(9 days ago)
August 1st 2001 5am, date exact i dressed in a hurry, big hurry, it was 11am before i noticed i had two different color sox on and one was inside out, but did it matter? not one bit. RIP sis, I rememb
(9 days ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
Fri, 2-May-25 4:09 AM (12 days ago)
Absolute invasion of fake profiles going on here, has NN been hacked? Are they pic stealing? For me, all say UK based, give a town but no other details, male, new, similar name format, eek!!
Lol I just sent a reply on pm asking why he wants a friend request with me .......
(11 days ago)
I really need to recheck my profile again lol im sure I put something wrong on there
(11 days ago)
Pete_from_Aus likes this
They found the spammer and removed the account! Good work, NN 😊 No dodgy friend requests today
(11 days ago)
I got one and I was excited at first, “oooh a friend request”…I’ve not received many…but then it turns out to be a spammer.
(11 days ago)
smittenforyou likes this
Thu, 1-May-25 8:00 PM (12 days ago)
Okay time to get some sweet potatoes in the oven and jump in the shower. Got a sirloin in the fridge I rubbed down with SPG for the grill, and some fresh broccoli to steam. Catch y'all later! ✌🏼
I used a coffee rub a few years ago on some grass fed, no hormones, NY Strips. They were delicious for a few meals. (Cooked on the grill.)
(11 days ago)
smittenforyou likes this
Tonight I wanna see it in your eyes, feel the tension; there's something that drives me wild..... ➡️🎵 video 🎵⬅️
(1 day ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
First time I heard this version, I was driving. Had to stop, was absolutely blown away.
(1 day ago)
Some people have what it takes to be a mod, others not so much ….
(21 hours ago)
PS I’m in the not so much category 😂
(21 hours ago)
Have said it before, to ask someone to leave you alone as in not commenting or liking a comment or status is perfectly reasonable and should be respected, mod or not!
(15 hours ago)
the duly apointed mod shows a history of abuse and disrespect, nn shows us(friends and customers) the same by doing nothing about it cus he don't think the "mod" was wrong
(14 hours ago)
Mon, 12-May-25 3:26 PM (1 day ago)
Anyone’s else tempted to join the Just say no to hairy bushes group? Apparently all the hairy bushes here make him not want to be an NNer ….
i'll accept anyones choice as long as they dont talk derogatory about other peoples choices
(1 day ago)
Mon, 12-May-25 9:21 AM (1 day ago)
Avast ye mods. Mojo75nz be a waitin' fer the verification. Uploaded verification pics 12 days ago... I've only just seen 'em. Needs a mod or 2 still.
I just got it captain and yellow shield thanks alot mate 👍
(1 day ago)
you'd think those not fitting category would be changed? so queue would be cleared?
(1 day ago)
Mon, 12-May-25 12:10 AM (2 days ago)
Alright, I think it's time for a beer. My first one of the week.
Welcome and have fun we do
(1 day ago)
Sun, 11-May-25 4:20 PM (2 days ago)
Realised how fortunate I am today. While I love the sun I came across a homeless guy while out walking. He was struggling in the heat. Bought him some food and drink and chatted for a bit.
How did he reacted to the facial?
(2 days ago)
I see what ya did there skipper
(2 days ago)
Very witty cap. I never even realised I’d left myself open to that one! 🤣
(2 days ago)
Sat, 10-May-25 11:57 AM (3 days ago)
Crevice! Now there’s a dirty word *said in the voice of Lord Melchet*
And Cap, I bet you use words like "snazzy" and "swell" too
(2 days ago)
Sun, 4-May-25 5:48 PM (9 days ago)
New blog post, new ponderings on all things sex, is there a better way to spend a Sunday?
Making krebinetters with gravy, egg noodles, and seared asparagus, then sex, lol! Hope you are having a lovely weekend!
(9 days ago)
Sun, 4-May-25 5:15 PM (9 days ago)
Right, no meesing about. Show of hands, who as a member would like the option of being able to block 1 mod, and for the mods the option to be able to block one member?
I’m with MrV on this. The volume of people wanting to block the same person indicates an issue with that person. That’s a massive red flag.
(7 days ago)
i would think a lot of people dont report mods, just a guess
(7 days ago)
Chelseagal80 likes this
Just because you have an issue with a mod doesn't necessarily mean that they're a bad mod. Sometimes it's just a feeling or a vide that that person gives off
(7 days ago)
Yep, if you’re getting the ick and are struggling to ignore the cause, block would be a great option.
(7 days ago)
captain__82 likes this
Sat, 3-May-25 1:05 PM (10 days ago)
Time to do a little dispensary shopping then get some breakfast. Hope you all have a safe n sexy Day! ✌🏼
Getting ready to do some work outside. Some gardening, but not naked..: ). Will check in later, wishing a good day to all as well.
(10 days ago)
later sexy smittens and Mitch xxx
(10 days ago)
Sat, 3-May-25 12:04 PM (10 days ago)
Geeez I go away for a few days and come back to new (icky imho) stuff. 😐
Oh and now is not the time for the popup asking for more $$! *Goes outside with her frustration. See y'all later...I guess.! 👋
(10 days ago)
Happy Friday from a wet sunny place. With spreadsheets and reports to create.
(11 days ago)
Fri, 2-May-25 8:05 AM (11 days ago)
A friend of mine owned a garment factory. I suggested he tried making wallets, but he was too clothes minded.
Must be nice to travel abroad without becoming unraveled.
(11 days ago)