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McPhallus's Recent Statuses
Tue, 11-Nov-25 8:26 PM (14 minutes ago)
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Can't tomorrow, have to go today. I'd rather take a nap or get more work done.
Tue, 11-Nov-25 3:49 PM (4 hours ago)
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Armistice day, Remberence day, Veterans day. I'll go with Armistice day. It sowed the seeds of war. I don't thank people for their service. I apologize for price they pay and the money we won't.
Mon, 10-Nov-25 6:37 PM (1 day ago)
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It's November and it's snowing.This is weird.
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The NC mountains got snow today. Chance of flurries here on the coast tonight
(17 hours ago)
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Now that I spouted my mouth, we'll probably get a fucking blizzard......
(17 hours ago)
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Didn't survive the fall. Snowed all afternoon. Not your normal day in the neighborhood.
(15 hours ago)
Yes got some of that white stuff here yesterday as well...not liking it with this damn aircast on grrrr
(14 hours ago)
To answer the question,no it's not weird,quite usual
(14 hours ago)
Sat, 4-Oct-25 2:42 PM (38 days ago)
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Slept in. Guess I should get breakfast and get back to work.
Ha Ha , worth a try
(38 days ago)
(38 days ago)
Love to take a lick of that tip.. 😋 mmm nutella
(38 days ago)
McPhallus likes this
Heavy on the toast / bread as it was going bad. (left lower corner)
(38 days ago)
Sorry.. can only see the lower right corner tongue
(38 days ago)
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Fri, 26-Sep-25 11:38 AM (46 days ago)
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Sigh. Once again, awake to early. Seize the day later. See and Seize something else first.
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Wed, 24-Sep-25 5:35 PM (48 days ago)
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I opened ny phone to check the weather. Just remembered this.
MitchandDaisy likes this
It has been so long since we ruled.
(48 days ago)
WendySilvia and McPhallus like this
Haha
(48 days ago)
The window is for the present. Radar on the other hand reveals the future. Made way for a leisurely 40km in 90 minutes.
(47 days ago)
MitchandDaisy likes this
Did you look up weather?
(47 days ago)
Weather is whether im going outside? Absolutely. Rained on some streets & not others. A near miss.
(46 days ago)
Mon, 22-Sep-25 12:57 PM (50 days ago)
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Well apparently it's 'take your erection to work ' day.
im retired
(50 days ago)
McPhallus likes this
Going to work while leaving your erection at home would be more impressive
(50 days ago)
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It's not detachable but I have encouraged some women to test that.
(49 days ago)
Reoccurring hard day Wendy. Fortunately it made no appearance while I was in public today.
(49 days ago)
Lol
(49 days ago)
LOVEXXXPORN and McPhallus like this
Wed, 17-Sep-25 6:00 AM (55 days ago)
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"September seventeen For a girl I know, it's Mother's Day"
Fiddler's Green........
(55 days ago)
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Tue, 9-Sep-25 1:23 PM (63 days ago)
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Covid in the house. Masking isn't kinky.
Agent_K and mojo75nz like this
Get well soon!
(63 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
Masking was good 5yrs ago, now not so much ….. feel better soon 🤞
(62 days ago)
McPhallus likes this
I hope you're feeling better soon. *puts on mask, covers mouth but not nose so it doesn't do any good*
(62 days ago)
MrsTrellis, McPhallus and Mr_Vein like this
I don't have it. 🤞I won't. Just not fun living apart in the same house.
(62 days ago)
Take care buddy hope it's not to bad for you all
(62 days ago)
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Wed, 27-Aug-25 3:03 PM (76 days ago)
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Sometimes it takes the least little prick to pop a balloon 🎈 into a black hole. Feeling more introverted every day.
Mr_Vein and smittenforyou like this
Your status surprises me, I have always seen you as a glass half full guy, hope the funk...funks off sooner rather than later; )
(76 days ago)
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{{{Hugs}}}
(76 days ago)
TopCat57 and McPhallus like this
Hoping you recharge and find the silver lining soon
(75 days ago)
McPhallus likes this
Thanks everyone. A little post mortem, some overdue projects and as always, sex & biking is helping. Have a birthday party to attend today. Will force me to some face to face with some unknowns.
(73 days ago)
I hope you enjoy parties more than I do!
(73 days ago)
Tue, 26-Aug-25 2:31 PM (77 days ago)
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I'm overwhelmed this naggging feeling that I'm going to take advantage of myself this morning. DSB
Artistic and lennynatural like this
So the left side of your brain is arguing with your right hand and vice versa? : )
(77 days ago)
McPhallus and lennynatural like this
And nowhere in this situation is any party arguing about lubrication.
(77 days ago)
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Tue, 26-Aug-25 5:16 AM (77 days ago)
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Off to bed. Everyone except me was ready for bed by 10. Sigh. Quiet night with a house guest.
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Mon, 25-Aug-25 3:41 PM (78 days ago)
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Naked house boy kind of day. Guest this afternoon, dust and databases to clean. And it's a beautiful morning for a ride.
Have a fabulous day sexy xxx
(78 days ago)
Sun, 24-Aug-25 2:50 PM (79 days ago)
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Ten hours, forty six minutes of mobile browsing this week.
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Sat, 23-Aug-25 1:00 PM (80 days ago)
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"Long Cool Woman" began as I turned on the windscreen wipers.
Love that song! Intro rocks!
(79 days ago)
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Wed, 20-Aug-25 4:27 AM (83 days ago)
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Looking at holiday rentals with a porn eye.
I thought you were looking for hotels that came with free porn😂
(83 days ago)
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Lights, camera, action
(83 days ago)
At some rentals, you are the porn, lol!
(83 days ago)
Speaking of which, I see AirBeenBee is having a hard time with a lot of US Cities restricting where they can be.....
(82 days ago)
McPhallus and smittenforyou like this
Hammock outside in a private area. one of those round wicker chairs, furniture and place possibilities.
(82 days ago)
Tue, 19-Aug-25 2:08 PM (84 days ago)
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" everyone's a genius when they find what they love, and they throw themselves into it without excuses." F. Zappa
Apostrofe/Overnight Sensation is one of the best listening experiences a person can have.
(84 days ago)
Absolutely love Zappa, he was way ahead of his times
(84 days ago)
His music was awesome, but he also had great insight and his social commentary was more often than not spot-on.
(84 days ago)
I always wanted to see him live, but never got the chance. Fantastic musician, prolific all in musical genius.who else can write a country song titled “harder than your husband”…to get along with…
(83 days ago)
The quote made me think of NN. So many f'ing geniuses.
(83 days ago)
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Tue, 19-Aug-25 2:50 AM (84 days ago)
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I think I've got every possible smart light connected.
Sir_Pumpy and Artistic like this
(80 days ago)
Sir_Pumpy likes this
i filled my balcony with solar lights lol
(80 days ago)
McPhallus likes this
Nope, you missed the ones in my house.
(80 days ago)
McPhallus likes this
Put programmable LED stripes under the eves a few years ago.
(79 days ago)
Our two year old grandson loves them. He's worked out how to turn the house into a 1980s Multicolor disco lolol
(79 days ago)
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Mon, 18-Aug-25 1:03 AM (85 days ago)
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Bachelor tonight. 💨🚲🍽 What to do, what to do...?
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Sat, 16-Aug-25 4:19 PM (87 days ago)
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I said, watch what you say or they'll be calling you a radical A liberal, oh fanatical, criminal Won't you sign up yourname, we'd like to feel you're acceptable Respectable,oh presentable,a vegetable!
I think he wants kippers for breakfast
(87 days ago)
I love proper kippers, not those awful yellow things in shrink wrap in supermarkets!
(87 days ago)
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Absolutely fabulous track from a fabulous group. Showing my age 🙄
(87 days ago)
Agree TC….as with the dyed haddock! I do like a kedgeree 🤔
(87 days ago)
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Maybe I'll become a full on vegetableterrorian? ( Kippers sound like an awful addition to breakfast. Decidedly un-American at best.)
(86 days ago)
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Thu, 14-Aug-25 1:40 PM (89 days ago)
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Morning. Naked. Making coffee. Running updates and a hot shower. The sounds of Friday are in my ears.
Mornin' McP
(89 days ago)
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Hey McP
(89 days ago)
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Wed, 13-Aug-25 5:12 AM (90 days ago)
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Nytol
Mon, 11-Aug-25 7:38 PM (92 days ago)
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All in all I'd rather be going through the locks in Lemonroyd on a retal narrowboat today.
Hi sexy McP xxx
(92 days ago)
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😘😘😘😘 Sweat more than sweater, Adele.
(92 days ago)
Sat, 9-Aug-25 4:01 PM (94 days ago)
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Sometimes I have just too many questions.
machines. From the website, "Our ice cream is lightly sweet, a little salty, with hints of honey and a dash of colostrum. And while it’s not actually made with human milk........"
(93 days ago)
McPhallus likes this
yeah read n saw it yesterday lol
(93 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
Anyway, they'll ship it to you if you don't mind paying for an artificially flavored ice cream.
(93 days ago)
Out of stock. Check back tomorrow.
(93 days ago)
breast must have dried up...
(93 days ago)
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Fri, 8-Aug-25 8:58 PM (94 days ago)
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I'm replacing the garage door opener. And so far it's all foreplay.
You mean the garage door beer opener, right? beerdrink beerdrink
(94 days ago)
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Last night, I was the beer opener. Next paper target that I take to the range will be inscribed with "Technical Writer".
(94 days ago)
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