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Mr_Vein's Recent Statuses
Fri, 22-Mar-19 1:26 AM (3 days ago)
And there's another one! Vanessa Collingridge - another hot, intelligent redhead! drool
Thu, 21-Mar-19 1:06 AM (4 days ago)
Dr Hannah Fry on my TV - another intelligent redhead... drool
Rene_Pogel likes this
Us red heads rock
(4 days ago)
I have such a thing for redheads...
(4 days ago)
Rene_Pogel likes this
Pay for mine to be but a true red head lol
(4 days ago)
Seems you and I share similar tastes Mr Vein. Red-haired, attractive and and smart. Killer combo imo. wink
(4 days ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
Sat, 16-Mar-19 1:15 PM (8 days ago)
50 year old male with the butt and pussy of a 20 year old girl. That's quite some realignment! LOL
TopCat57, lip2lip and Artistic like this
Plastic these days is remarkeble
(8 days ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
Apparently so! tongue
(8 days ago)
Not only that, only one picture, but a yellow shield. Different name in the picture page to the profile page...
(8 days ago)
Sat, 16-Mar-19 1:09 AM (9 days ago)
There's a place that keeps on calling me. Down the road, that's where I'll always be.
Mr_Vein likes this
okies... safe travels tongue
(9 days ago)
Every stop I make, I make a new friend!
(9 days ago)
YAY for friends
(9 days ago)
Fri, 15-Mar-19 11:52 AM (9 days ago)
Work done and off for a week. Been a looooong couple of weeks.
plumguy and MitchandDaisy like this
Have fun fella...block the shit out for a week!
(9 days ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
gotta love a week off, enjoy Mr V smile
(9 days ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
Always! Nothing planned except relaxing and perving tongue
(9 days ago)
Hola Mr_V, hope your week off goes by nice, and slow.
(9 days ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
If work time passed as quickly as time off, it wouldn't be so bad,
(9 days ago)
Mon, 11-Mar-19 7:54 PM (13 days ago)
Rubbish day so football on TV and beer on a school night it is tongue
School Is For Fools, Look At Me!
(13 days ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
Work is the curse of the drinking class.
(13 days ago)
Sat, 9-Mar-19 9:16 PM (15 days ago)
I don't think people realise just how much hair removal is required as men get older! There's a gap in the market needing filled. And I'm not talking about back, sack and crack... blush LOL
And I've read the Veet reviews... I was crying so hard I could barely see the screen!
(15 days ago)
MidnightWriter likes this
And as much as I'd like to be lazy and leave it KB, it takes a lot of effort to make this human presentable! blush grin
(15 days ago)
Veet burns like a MOFO !! I didn’t review but I certainly cried !!
(15 days ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
Too bad my hair grows everywhere on my body other than the top of my head where I need it to grow
(15 days ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
That's what I mean! Why did evolution decide that was a good idea?! grin
(15 days ago)
Sat, 9-Mar-19 3:57 AM (16 days ago)
Hello... Is there anybody in there..?
Pepe65 likes this
Where is there?
(16 days ago)
Pepe65 and flitterbee like this
Just nod if you can hear me...is there anyone at home?
(16 days ago)
*waves from the back blocks *
(16 days ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
no
(16 days ago)
Fri, 8-Mar-19 4:17 AM (17 days ago)
First visit to the front page for a while! Thanks new follower wink
Thu, 7-Mar-19 7:07 AM (17 days ago)
Can't sleep, boner that won't go away - it has all the hallmarks of a new pic! If only I could be bothered tongue
rhinostool and VoluptuousV like this
Just saying... tongue
(17 days ago)
mmm there is an even better one in your gallery... I dont wish to break the rules tho tongue
(17 days ago)
5th row down far right... drool
(17 days ago)
*sends nude sheep.... I would send naked ones... but those are the naughty ones.. wink
(17 days ago)
Mr_Vein and MissAshlee like this
Aw yeah. That one... tongue
(17 days ago)
WendySilvia and MissAshlee like this
Mon, 4-Mar-19 1:02 AM (21 days ago)
Ugh. Food baby. Chilli for dinner, pizza sub for a snack, crisps, peanuts... Where am I supposed to put my beer? grin
I can take care of your beer tongue
(21 days ago)
It's okay, I'll find room wink
(21 days ago)
Sat, 2-Mar-19 9:36 PM (22 days ago)
"First time naked online" apart from yesterday and earlier today, obviously. Sure...
^ Missing the point being made by this status?
(22 days ago)
MissAshlee and Mr_Vein like this
WHOOOOOSH!
(22 days ago)
TopCat57, MissAshlee and Mr_Vein like this
<----- here for the twats LOL
(22 days ago)
<<< pretentious twat
(22 days ago)
quietwacpl and steelrat60 like this
I've seen some fairly grim revenge profiles but that one was embarrassing.
(21 days ago)
bman5946 and Fire_brand like this
Sat, 2-Mar-19 3:20 PM (22 days ago)
Scrolling status time... Or maybe its just me! grin
Ask her? Oh...you can't she has you blocked....:
(22 days ago)
^ Thats right LOL
(22 days ago)
Just realised I've been unfriended by someone! Not sure exactly why, but heyho.
(22 days ago)
sends hugs... sneaks a bum squeeze
(22 days ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
Careful! Not too hard tongue
(22 days ago)
Sat, 2-Mar-19 2:08 AM (23 days ago)
Weird crush time. Well, not that weird for me, obviously. Cariad Lloyd is so pretty and so funny. So flirty too!
I seem to have a thing for lots of female comedians. Cariad Lloyd, Holly Walsh, Aisling Bea, Sara Pascoe, Katherine Ryan...
(23 days ago)
Agent_K likes this
what about Amy Schumer?
(23 days ago)
Lil bit.
(23 days ago)
Forgot about Sarah Silverman redeyes
(22 days ago)
Fri, 1-Mar-19 2:49 AM (24 days ago)
End of a looooong week. Would have been even longer if I hadn't spent most of it working with the lovely Polish girl I have a mahoosive crush on. Pity she's married really!
Lemme think... Of all the Polish girls I've worked with, probably 80% were great workers and just lovely to be around redeyes
(24 days ago)
quietwacpl and lennynatural like this
Sorry. Pretty much every one was a great worker. 80% of the girls were lovely. 5 or 6 crushes might be a bit low. Maybe 11 or 12!
(24 days ago)
a mooseive crush?
(24 days ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
Not to generalise, but... wink Eastern European women are often breathtakingly beautiful, imo.
(24 days ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
Years of selective breeding under communism wink
(23 days ago)
Wed, 27-Feb-19 4:27 PM (25 days ago)
No drama over here! Got enough drama and shit going on in my real life. Don't need it to invade my porn life too!
I identify as a lobster, not a prawn! tongue
(25 days ago)
MissAshlee likes this
Hence 1 big arm....gotcha...: P
(25 days ago)
bman5946, MissAshlee and Mr_Vein like this
Jordan Peterson?
(25 days ago)
I don't know who that is...
(25 days ago)
GOOD.
(25 days ago)
Sun, 24-Feb-19 6:16 PM (28 days ago)
Stuffed. With food, perverts... Could sleep now! Zzzzz...
cm264 likes this
If I did I probably wouldn't wake up until it was time to go to work in the morning! eek
(28 days ago)
Then it’s a must mate get to bed
(28 days ago)
i thought you musta had a napp
(28 days ago)
Couldn't possibly go to bed at 7pm. It would feel like I'd wasted a night! I'll muddle on through til bedtime wink
(28 days ago)
I could mate, may not sleep tho, might ask ley or Kelly to read me a story smile
(28 days ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
Sun, 24-Feb-19 2:51 AM (29 days ago)
Alternatively, Holly Walsh on QI. And Aisling Bea! drool redeyes
Sun, 24-Feb-19 12:21 AM (29 days ago)
Tonight's Alice Roberts pervwatch (sorry, educational program) is about Stonehenge redeyes
stonehenge to mcDonalds in just a few sentences. They are missing out on a huge marketting opportunity
(29 days ago)
Mr_Vein and lennynatural like this
Stone burger from Cow Pats Gazing Around Stonhenge..blink..Now why did I not think about it..ohmy
(29 days ago)
yo was too engrossed thinkin bout yo deek w00t
(29 days ago)
may you sunday dreams be hot and resfull woder;s..
(29 days ago)
may you thoughts encapsulate that most abhorrent of days ''sloppy deek munday'' grin
(29 days ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
Sat, 23-Feb-19 3:18 AM (30 days ago)
Just while others seem to be talking about them, I'd just like to say,, for the record, that Black by Pearl Jam is the most amazing, most heartbreaking song I've ever heard.
If you like heartbreaking, The Long Road might be up your alley
(30 days ago)
After that I always have to listen to "Plush" by STP.
(30 days ago)
ThePadrino likes this
It is a pretty song,hey you.smile
(30 days ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
Who? Me!?!?!
(30 days ago)
Not sure I'd say I like heartbreaking - not listened to Black in almost a year. Not actually sure I could!
(29 days ago)
Sat, 23-Feb-19 1:27 AM (30 days ago)
So the last remaining spring on my big comfy chair finally gave out. But while I was moving my fake, imitation leatherette couch over to fill in, I found the pedometer I lost last summer!
steelrat60 and PApda like this
How many Naugas gave their lives for that hide?
(30 days ago)
Better get walking, lots of catching up!
(30 days ago)
Yeah, it's genuine fake imitation pleather. I actually got a replacement pedometer a few days after I lost the first one. But I always knew it was in here somewhere!
(30 days ago)
steelrat60 likes this
Now I just need to find the 37 missing socks...
(30 days ago)
Missing socks come back as a tupperware lid that fits nothing you own
(30 days ago)
Mr_Vein and tugking70 like this
Fri, 22-Feb-19 3:59 PM (30 days ago)
If I say I'm going to do something, I'll do it! You don't need to remind me every 6 years! tongue
You or your car? wink I just like to keep my fluid levels topped up tongue
(30 days ago)
I need fluid, so does my car
(30 days ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
Sticking with Dr Pepper followed by coffee for now smile
(30 days ago)
Its sex years already??
(30 days ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
I prefer to count that in leap years tongue
(30 days ago)
Wed, 20-Feb-19 2:33 AM (33 days ago)
Scientists have put men on the moon, cloned animals, and sent probes beyond the edge of the solar system, yet still don't know why men wake up with a boner! LOL
dammit testostermorning levitst
(33 days ago)
plus when you were asleep, all you dream about was sex.
(33 days ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
1 last try....testostermorning levitation syndrome
(33 days ago)
Artistic and Mr_Vein like this
Pfft no mystery there, you soo horny raspberry
(33 days ago)
deepsea69 and Mr_Vein like this
Thank you for explaining Dr. Moose.....
(33 days ago)
anon_a_moose69 and Mr_Vein like this
Tue, 19-Feb-19 7:25 PM (33 days ago)
That's got to be a record - from account creation to reported, 13 minutes! LOL
sadly for those people, I am not at all reluctant to remove revenge crap
(33 days ago)
Maybe it's just me, but if a girl is sending me naked pics, they're staying in my private collection!
(33 days ago)
ears1980 and plumguy like this
That's cause your are a gentleman.
(33 days ago)
It's a matter of trust and personal honour
(33 days ago)
Mr_Vein, ears1980 and plumguy like this
I wouldn't go that far tongue Although usually that translates as "you will never see me naked" grin I just try not to be a prick.
(33 days ago)
Mon, 18-Feb-19 4:45 PM (34 days ago)
If you're going to post Web pics, shouldn't you at least crop out the watermark of the site you took it from?! fp LOL
And rotate it to make it fun for us to find
(34 days ago)
Morons will be morons...you can't teach stupid....: )
(34 days ago)
Mr_Vein and OldTroubador like this
You must be able to teach stupid, surely that can't be born that thick tongue
(34 days ago)
Mr_Vein and OldTroubador like this
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