naughty_but_innocent's Recent Statuses
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Mon, 23-Sep-24 3:39 PM (73 days ago)
Camping weekend was definitely eventful, not all in a good way..but made it home before 1 am...aaaand the truck is STILL at the shop.
Thu, 19-Sep-24 3:37 PM (77 days ago)
Time for the camping trip, but still waiting for my truck to be fixed, packing and I have a cold...awesome!
Look on the bright side. Things can only get better.. Your truck will be fixed, your cold will go and bingo, off you go
(77 days ago)
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Sun, 30-Jun-24 11:27 PM (158 days ago)
When you just want to talk to someone, but you don't know what to say...
"Hi, you're cute, I would love to see you naked! Would you like to see me naked?" That hasn't worked for me, yet, but I'm sure that I'll hit the jackpot someday.
(158 days ago)
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Tue, 11-Jun-24 8:01 PM (177 days ago)
So I get the once, maybe twice changing of one's name...but why is it allowed so often? Seems like it's changed more than the underwear are 🤷🏻♀️🙄 jmo
We were here_for_u for 8 years then changed to the royal couple so 1 change in 16 years. No idea why people change every five minutes. Sometimes they pretend to be completely different people lol
(177 days ago)
Maybe it’s their multiple personalities fighting each other who change the name….. 😂😂😂😂 just sayin…
(176 days ago)
or why they leave so often then come back with a diff but same name🙄
(176 days ago)
Must be a crime spree! Someone stole mine but left a big box of Fuck It. And a smaller box of Fuck You. 🤣🤣🤣 Have a great day everyone!
(192 days ago)
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Tue, 7-May-24 10:35 PM (212 days ago)
Oh bla do, oh blah da, life goes on, brah, la la how the life goes on...
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Only takes one sometimes! One bad apple as the expression goes.
(255 days ago)
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uhuh uhuh and hopefully it cant breed nor replicate or cell divide
(254 days ago)
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See with the separated all caps i totally went Bay City Rollers on this one...
(256 days ago)
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Fri, 15-Mar-24 10:35 PM (265 days ago)
Kinda feels like a good time to ice the knee and take a nap...maybe 🤷🏻♀️
Usually it's Thank Goodness It's Friday...but after my week, it's Thank Fuck It's Friday
(272 days ago)
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Sun, 21-Jan-24 7:47 PM (319 days ago)
The old adage is "if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all!" *Keeps my mouth shut*
I really have nothing to say...and if I did, it probably wouldn't be nice 🤷🏻♀️
(319 days ago)
Nah, don't believe that shit. If someone needs to hear something that might upset them then it's for a reason. Let them know all about it otherwise it'll keep happening.
(319 days ago)
brrr brrrr
(321 days ago)
Sun, 17-Dec-23 6:35 AM (354 days ago)
2 weeks without hot water, new water heater tomorrow...yay! 😵💫
Well that's a luxury many don't have,no showers in grocery stores lol
(354 days ago)
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Well, I'm glad you're no longer in hot water, nbi.
(354 days ago)
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Sun, 26-Nov-23 10:48 PM (1 year ago)
What to make for dinner.... sometimes I really hate figuring out what to make...
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Wife is laid up with a new hip a few days ago, cooking duties continue to fall to me. Haven’t killed us yet! 😂 Made some awesome broth from turkeys and made soup. Yum! With jalapeño cornbread!
(1 year ago)
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Sat, 11-Nov-23 2:16 AM (1 year ago)
When you post something that leaves people wondering....just say it or don't say it....kinda irritating 🙄
Tue, 31-Oct-23 12:25 AM (1 year ago)
Skinna ma rinky dinky dink, skinna ma rinky do....I love you.
Sun, 22-Oct-23 4:10 PM (1 year ago)
I'm more tired now than when I had to get up at 7am...but it's Sunday and there are chores that need to be done, so I guess there's no better time than the present! Sadly I will have to put pants on t