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naughty_but_innocent's Recent Statuses
Mon, 25-Mar-24 6:30 PM (24 days ago)
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There's always just one....
smitten4u and Straightjimbo93 like this
Only takes one sometimes! One bad apple as the expression goes.
(24 days ago)
uhuh uhuh and hopefully it cant breed nor replicate or cell divide crying
(23 days ago)
Sat, 23-Mar-24 9:57 PM (26 days ago)
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S A T U R D A Y NiGhT... 🪩
Maybe so. However, it just popped up out of the blue somehow from the dim and distant past and then Lo and Behold it was referenced here. It did make me smile
(26 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
Just me and the cat. 🐈
(26 days ago)
See with the separated all caps i totally went Bay City Rollers on this one...
(25 days ago)
Haga so did I Saetyrical...that's why I said BCR...I'm nit afraid to admit I was and still am a fan of their music smile
(25 days ago)
*,haha
(25 days ago)
Mon, 18-Mar-24 9:31 PM (31 days ago)
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So over this stomach bug already 😔🤢
McPhallus likes this
Sorry you're feeling poorly. Time to get the bug spray. rolleyes
(31 days ago)
Feel better, hun! Xx
(31 days ago)
Sat, 16-Mar-24 11:08 PM (33 days ago)
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Blah blah blah blah....blah
....bounce...bounce....bounce....bounce......bounce....
(33 days ago)
Says it all! 😂😂😂
(32 days ago)
Song by Kesha?
(32 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
I see your point.
(31 days ago)
Fri, 15-Mar-24 10:35 PM (34 days ago)
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Kinda feels like a good time to ice the knee and take a nap...maybe 🤷🏻‍♀️
Feel better .. maybe use the ice in one or several drinks till .. what knee pain
(34 days ago)
Boooo
(34 days ago)
The ice is an ice pack...I don't really drink..plus that ....nvm(
(34 days ago)
SpiritWolf68 and McPhallus like this
Fri, 8-Mar-24 11:15 PM (41 days ago)
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TFIF!
IAFS?
(41 days ago)
Usually it's Thank Goodness It's Friday...but after my week, it's Thank Fuck It's Friday
(41 days ago)
owbiglineman and LOVEXXXPORN like this
Sameeee 😁
(41 days ago)
Wed, 6-Mar-24 1:31 AM (44 days ago)
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It's only 7:30 pm and I'm ready for bed...
My wife went to bed at 7:45 pm the other night! Slept through until morning!
(43 days ago)
Sun, 21-Jan-24 7:47 PM (88 days ago)
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The old adage is "if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all!" *Keeps my mouth shut*
Opps,who did what,was it mesad
(88 days ago)
But if it's hilarious you should say it!
(88 days ago)
I really have nothing to say...and if I did, it probably wouldn't be nice 🤷🏻‍♀️
(88 days ago)
Fbvines, smitten4u and LOVEXXXPORN like this
Nah, don't believe that shit. If someone needs to hear something that might upset them then it's for a reason. Let them know all about it otherwise it'll keep happening.
(88 days ago)
Depends on the situation as well...
(88 days ago)
LOVEXXXPORN and McPhallus like this
Fri, 19-Jan-24 3:20 AM (90 days ago)
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It's so cold..yada yada 🙄
bounce
(90 days ago)
brrr brrrr smile
(90 days ago)
You both should come over here we will warm you up xx
(90 days ago)
BigBonerBeauty is gone again?
(90 days ago)
AGR, we haven't been that lucky in almost 2 weeks...barely above zero but the wind chills have been double digits below.
(90 days ago)
Mon, 25-Dec-23 4:48 PM (115 days ago)
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Merry Christmas to one and all.
Merry Merry!
(115 days ago)
Sun, 17-Dec-23 6:35 AM (123 days ago)
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2 weeks without hot water, new water heater tomorrow...yay! 😵‍💫
@agr i lived all summers in allorment with only cold water, some +20 years, but i could bike home or shower at work grin
(123 days ago)
ops +15 years
(123 days ago)
Well that's a luxury many don't have,no showers in grocery stores lol
(123 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
i boiled water for washing every day, loved my water kettle grin
(123 days ago)
Well, I'm glad you're no longer in hot water, nbi.
(122 days ago)
Sun, 26-Nov-23 10:48 PM (144 days ago)
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What to make for dinner.... sometimes I really hate figuring out what to make...
Justmedamian and mojo75nz like this
Wife is laid up with a new hip a few days ago, cooking duties continue to fall to me. Haven’t killed us yet! 😂 Made some awesome broth from turkeys and made soup. Yum! With jalapeño cornbread!
(144 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
Corn flakes with tomato relish and spinach
(144 days ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
Adding texture RC? Good idea! 😄
(143 days ago)
theroyalcouple likes this
Add a bit off stir fry add a bit off spice ..add a bit off sugar and we have something nice smile ....hey I've got a jingal going on
(143 days ago)
Wonders what type of dish is a jingal? Evening Mojo 😊😘
(143 days ago)
mojo75nz and 6Robroy9 like this
Sat, 11-Nov-23 2:16 AM (159 days ago)
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When you post something that leaves people wondering....just say it or don't say it....kinda irritating 🙄
Like, if you're not gonna finish it, don't say anything.
(159 days ago)
smitten4u, LOVEXXXPORN and Kjtsu like this
hi nbi smile
(159 days ago)
Hi AGR 😊
(159 days ago)
Hello to both of you. I suspect alcohol may play in part in some posts. 😂
(159 days ago)
Tue, 31-Oct-23 12:25 AM (171 days ago)
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Skinna ma rinky dinky dink, skinna ma rinky do....I love you.
Me? How sweet! Hi NBI👋🏻
(171 days ago)
Of course...hey k 👋
(171 days ago)
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Sun, 22-Oct-23 4:10 PM (179 days ago)
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I'm more tired now than when I had to get up at 7am...but it's Sunday and there are chores that need to be done, so I guess there's no better time than the present! Sadly I will have to put pants on t
Nah, just stay in bed and enjoy a naughty Sunday
(179 days ago)
My Ulna nerve (funny bone nerve) was pinched in my right elbow. My fingers were always freezing and painful at times.
(179 days ago)
Aero, that would be nice....but when they're painful because of being numb, it's really not comfortable.
(179 days ago)
aerodeck likes this
hi nbi smile
(179 days ago)
Hi AGR 😊
(179 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Sun, 22-Oct-23 12:08 PM (179 days ago)
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I just love having a pinched nerve to wake me up early 😞👎
😞 hope it gets better
(179 days ago)
It’s torture.
(179 days ago)
yeah nasty buggers ruining day, if not a week curse
(179 days ago)
Sun, 22-Oct-23 3:32 AM (179 days ago)
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I was gonna say something, then my train of thought took a wrong turn 🤷🏻‍♀️
haha yeah i just had to think a minute
(179 days ago)
Hey Arty
(179 days ago)
Artistic likes this
My conductor is often asleep at the switch for sure.
(179 days ago)
A chug a chug chug .....toot toot hey nbi 👋
(179 days ago)
Just keep saying, “I think I can, I think I can…” 😂😂
(179 days ago)
Sat, 21-Oct-23 1:24 AM (181 days ago)
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Sometimes I find it super cute when my cats are sleeping and you catch their legs twitch as they're dreaming ❤️
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(181 days ago)
My snores,hey nbi smile
(181 days ago)
I've heard little noises from them on occasion.. hey as hr
(180 days ago)
OMG this phone! Heya AGR...hey Mitch... Super sweet Mr V 🥰
(180 days ago)
Our dogs paws would twitch, I’d say they were dreaming of chasing bunnies.
(180 days ago)
Sat, 21-Oct-23 12:29 AM (181 days ago)
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Good ole technology some days 🙄
The most I deal with devices at work (besides my phone on breaks) is students iPads.
(181 days ago)
Then if I can't figure it out, it goes to the teacher and half the time the tech guy is needed.
(181 days ago)
Im so old I remember an abacus being the whiz bang gadget
(181 days ago)
Sorry. I accidentally turned the internet off.
(180 days ago)
They keep inventing new ways to fuck up. Good luck with it! Hopefully our Robot Overlords will be kind. 😆
(180 days ago)
Tue, 17-Oct-23 9:59 PM (184 days ago)
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*Belches*
I'm riding my unicycle uptown, right now, to get a Dr Pepper............
(184 days ago)
pardon you my dear.
(183 days ago)
Like Shrek says, Better out than in!
(183 days ago)
shock wave is now arrived in Italy O.o
(183 days ago)
has ffs
(183 days ago)
Fri, 13-Oct-23 11:06 PM (188 days ago)
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I might be ready to turn the fans off in my house 🥶
If I had a "normal" fan in my bedroom, it'd probably be fine....but I have a wind machine, so low is still pretty strong
(187 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
I don’t have any fans here
(187 days ago)
Laphroaigh likes this
awe K i will be you fan if u like? love
(187 days ago)
It’s good to see ya Wodji
(187 days ago)
Wodja likes this
still 80F.. guess seasons will start rotating every year from now on laugh
(187 days ago)
Sun, 8-Oct-23 6:40 PM (193 days ago)
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Hawaiian pizza....if you like it, try this, if not, move along 🤷🏻‍♀️ instead of red sauce, try it with BBQ sauce! It's a game changer!
LoL wods! The zombies eat the brains LoL
(192 days ago)
Laphroaigh likes this
well, in "zombieland'' the movie with woody harrelson, bill murray uses make up to disguise heself as a zombie so they leave him alone but jesse eisenberg dont know he not a zombie and shoots him, so.
(192 days ago)
ya see if i eat brains dress like a zombie look like a zombie, the zombies leave me alone, but then i need watch out for some do-gooder who gunna effin shoot me cooz i look like a zombie eatin brains!
(192 days ago)
see all these survival tactics i learn fro the tv ... bloody priceless in the advent of the great zombie a pucker lips w00t
(192 days ago)
Brains and pineapple pizza…this status is all over the place!
(192 days ago)
Laphroaigh likes this
Sun, 8-Oct-23 4:49 AM (193 days ago)
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🥱
Mr_Vein and Jener like this
I concur.
(193 days ago)
I need it too..,hey nbi
(193 days ago)
hi NBI! grin
(193 days ago)
Hey you!
(193 days ago)
Hey Laph! 😊 Hey Smitty!
(193 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
Mon, 4-Sep-23 8:39 PM (227 days ago)
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Lost my give a damn today....who stole it?
Don't all talk at once...
(227 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
Enjoy
(227 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
Enjoy your drink, SexyEB
(227 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Thank you
(227 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
Sorry, Lenny. For a guy with a pitchfork, you're not so bad.
(227 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
Wed, 30-Aug-23 11:34 PM (232 days ago)
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Does thew comment box glitch for anyone else? Like one minute I can comment and the next time I try, no box appears 🤷🏻‍♀️
tugking70 likes this
This is t the first time I've had this problem. Heya gbm 👋
(232 days ago)
Working for me
(231 days ago)
Morning NBI, all seems to be working, however as Juicy said earlier, i've had a few frequent 'site freezes' lately🤔
(231 days ago)
It doesn't do it all the time, but it definitely does happen.
(231 days ago)
I often find that the like button either doesn't work, or doesn't appear to work.
(231 days ago)
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