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r2005 learning to be more statesmen like may improve your standings here
(75 days ago)
Wed, 18-Sep-24 1:57 PM (129 days ago)
I am not interested in your “moto” but if you’re gonna spam tons of pics with the same comment, could you at least spell check it?!
How hard is it to leave a sweet comment that just says some version of you look lovely and I am glad that this pic made you feel good about yourself in some way that you trusted us to share it with?
(128 days ago)
Jersey__Girl likes this
Fri, 6-Sep-24 9:29 PM (141 days ago)
You look like Taylor Swift, In this light… We're loving it. You've got edge she never did… The future's bright ... Dazzling.
Mon, 12-Aug-24 8:13 PM (166 days ago)
I’m not an asshole. I’m a hemorrhoid, I irritate assholes.
you're piles of fun
(166 days ago)
Oops. Let's try that again. Now I am sure you're Italian, Laph. You know the singular for cannoli. 
(166 days ago)
Laphroaigh likes this
I am so sorry, laph! No offense but that just ain’t for me 😅 and I had mine dipped in chocolate chunks mm mmmm
(166 days ago)
Sun, 4-Aug-24 8:43 PM (174 days ago)
Hey does anyone have directions to Laph’s jail cell? Asking for a friend 😂🤣
wait! wasn't a matter of Bellas, Cap'n, if I remember correctly u were like 700km away from me!! 
(173 days ago)
MissAshlee likes this
Yes but I can’t tell you. I’m too afraid of what SEB might do if she found out I told.
(173 days ago)
Laphroaigh likes this
Sat, 3-Aug-24 10:28 PM (175 days ago)
I’m just saying, Italian men are hot. Even if I don’t know a word they are saying to me 😅
Please don't blame me...
Wed, 24-Jul-24 12:48 AM (186 days ago)
I hear couches are good for fucking, if you’re ever as lonely as JD Vance 🙃
Be careful of STDs. Sectionally transmitted diseases. The election actually looks great to me, but then I am a woman.
(180 days ago)
I would vote for a couch over that orange man. This isn’t hard.
(180 days ago)
Republicans have lost the majority vote since Obama and possibly earlier. The majority has to show up in every state to assure success in the electoral college. (Which is another discussion entirety
(186 days ago)
Fri, 19-Jul-24 8:00 PM (190 days ago)
I got to see The Rolling Stones the other night. Age ain’t nothing but a number!
Saw them here a couple of years ago, they were awesome
(190 days ago)
You saw the Rolling Stones *here*, owbligeman? On NN? Huge if true
(190 days ago)
Mon, 15-Jul-24 5:26 PM (194 days ago)
Opinions wanted: Would you install ikea cabinets on a finished engineered hardwood floor? Or on the subfloor?
Hiya, MissA. I've gotten very good advice about dishwashers and all kinds of things here. It's almost as good as HGTV
(194 days ago)
Just without the plumbers crack. No pants no crack that you didn't want to see.
(194 days ago)
mistaboner likes this
Wed, 10-Jul-24 9:35 AM (199 days ago)
lol, my broken toe + water makes it *almost* look like I have six toes. Broken toe was even documented here 🙃 comments here are weird sometimes
No one is saying they are afraid of Miss A? I would be, I think she has magical powers.
(201 days ago)
Jersey__Girl likes this
Oh, I know she does, Mitch. Look what she did to bulwinkle. 
(201 days ago)
Sun, 16-Jun-24 6:30 PM (223 days ago)
This week can suck an even bigger one. Seriously, what the actual fuck.
Did you have to deal with my ex- wife, too?
(223 days ago)
That's how I felt this morning, thanks to unreliable employees. Then, a random stranger walking out of a gas station looked at me and said to "have a happy Father's day". I think I'll take his advice.
(224 days ago)
Jersey__Girl likes this
Wed, 12-Jun-24 1:48 AM (228 days ago)
And though your arms and legs are under… Love will be the echo in your Ears, when all is lost and plundered… My love will be there still 💜
I am am hetro and proud....but I love everyone who is doing there thing...respect to all 🐬🐬🐬😎
(236 days ago)