)MissAshlee's Recent Statuses
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Mon, 6-Oct-25 1:41 PM (36 days ago)
Did you make a joke only a man could? Were you just too smug for your own good? Or bring a tiny violin to a knife fight? Baby, that all ends tonight 💜💜💜
Did you Taylor that status for NN?
(36 days ago)
Did you girlboss too close to the sun? Did they catch you having far too much fun? Come with me, when they see us, they'll run.. Something wicked this way comes 🫠
(36 days ago)
Thu, 2-Oct-25 10:06 PM (39 days ago)
If you and I are a story… That never gets told. If what you are is a daydream… I'll never get to hold- At least you'll know… You're beautiful 💜
I hate the term funsized...... Easily edible? No, thats just as pervy........ *holds hands up* I got nuffin.
(46 days ago)
You want one or ya want to be one? Cause if ya want to be one, I assure you....I will eat you.
(46 days ago)
SpiritWolf68 likes this
Why can't we be friends....Why can't we be friends....Why can't we be friends.....Why can't we be friends........
(56 days ago)
Oh! it really was you in front of me at Tim Hortons 
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(93 days ago)
smittenforyou likes this
I've had enough sun and wine today. In the mood to give a playful spanking but Daisy sure ain't right now 
. She is just quietly reading.
. She is just quietly reading.
(111 days ago)
But dont spank me, im on my best behavior! 😝
(111 days ago)
Sun, 29-Jun-25 4:34 AM (135 days ago)
Would you like to buy some oceanfront real estate in Kansas?
Ocean front property in Kansas? You're about sixty million years late for that. The Western Interior Seaway disappeared shortly after that asteroid took out the dinosaurs.
(132 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
Yep, I remember that, I was out walking my pet Abrosaurus one sunny day and all of a sudden, boom! An asteroid came out of nowhere..... It was really dark for a few daysafter that..........
(132 days ago)
I just want to buy a decent old Yota 4x4 without sending your kid to college in the process.
(131 days ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
Hay is for horses! You know damn well what you did! 😡
(136 days ago)
Here is a Dr. Pepper and some Five Guys to serve as an apology.
(136 days ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
Sat, 21-Jun-25 10:18 PM (142 days ago)
It’s gonna be so terrible when all we are allowed is robot porn
I had some scrumptious chicken tacos last night! Yummmm indeed!
(143 days ago)
SEB and Ashlee hugging in a tree...
(145 days ago)
Tue, 17-Jun-25 9:08 PM (146 days ago)
Y’know… I don’t normally take requests, but somehow requests for more armpit seem….reasonable ☺️
My legs are fuzzy too but not nearly as soft 😛
(146 days ago)
Cats have that utterly smug, self satisfied look of utter 'couldn't give a shite' I'm having a nap wherever I want...deal with it; )
(147 days ago)
Sun, 15-Jun-25 4:43 PM (149 days ago)
“Thanks for the life lesson on disappointment—your promises were the first practice.” – Chloe Daniels Happy Father’s Day
🍑 Movin' to the country 🍑
(154 days ago)
Sun, 8-Jun-25 3:05 PM (156 days ago)
The more I listen to those gut feelings, the more vindicating they seem. Happy Sunday funday indeed!
They’re scared to! Just terrified. It is kinda crazy that it’s not just boomers falling for internet schemes these days. I thought we’d move past being gullible
(156 days ago)
It was on the news the other day that ticks are bad this year. They recommended diadematous earth as a control, especially on your pets.
(157 days ago)
MitchandDaisy likes this
I keep a tick remover in my bathroom cabinet just in case.
(157 days ago)
MitchandDaisy likes this
I have ticks that can cause Lyme disease here, always wear long trousers and boots, check the dog almost daily
(157 days ago)
MitchandDaisy likes this
I've not seen a tick in long trousers and boots yet! : P
(157 days ago)
Thu, 5-Jun-25 11:29 PM (158 days ago)
No shit, Sherlock. Tell us something we *don’t* know next time, will ya?
Fri, 23-May-25 2:11 PM (172 days ago)
I'm gonna soak up the sun… While it's still free! I'm gonna soak up the sun… Before it goes out on me 💜
While it's still free, you needn't pay for vitamin D!
(172 days ago)
MissAshlee likes this
Here's the lovely Miss Ashleeee
(172 days ago)
Wed, 21-May-25 12:50 PM (174 days ago)
Still waiting for it to officially be entered into the system but…. I fucking passed on the first try?! 🥹🥹🥹
Way to go Ash!! Congrats!! 🎉🎉
we are not only different.. we are unique! *_*
(175 days ago)
How do you surprise a special person? Unique up on them 🤣🤣🤣
(175 days ago)
