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My cellphone camera was constantly trying to adjust the exposure. The blinking light moving down to the left was just a plane flying by. The (almost) steady light to the left was Jupiter and the
(105 days ago)
Sun, 11-Feb-24 9:45 PM (166 days ago)
Wed, 7-Feb-24 3:43 AM (171 days ago)
Working on finding a good site to travel to for the April 8th full eclipse. Looked up statistical weather data & the best I can hope for is 60% chance of clear skies.
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Fri, 29-Dec-23 1:52 AM (211 days ago)
I got tired of being all scruffy... I hadn't shaved or gotten a haircut since I retired over 3 months ago so today I cut the beard off and got a buzz cut at the barber.
Thu, 21-Dec-23 2:19 AM (219 days ago)
Tipping your mailman for Christmas... yea or nay? USPS regualtions say it can't exceed $20 value and can't be cash.
It's officially "Dunkin" here too, but if they're not committed enough to change all their signs, I'm not committed to changing what I call them.
(219 days ago)
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Tue, 5-Dec-23 1:25 AM (235 days ago)
NN... one of the few places where if someone says "that sucks ass" it could be considered a good thing.
Tue, 24-Oct-23 2:00 AM (277 days ago)
Thinking I should head to the dollar store tomorrow to buy a handfull of toys in case I get any trick-or-treaters who don't / can't do candy.
Mon, 1-May-23 1:06 AM (1 year ago)
Sad news for anybody who remembers Ali Dee, I just learned that she passed away unexpectedly a couple weeks ago. It has been a couple years since she's been on this site but Ali will be deeply missed.
Fri, 14-Apr-23 2:05 AM (1 year ago)
I was already planning on retiring from my job of 42 years at the end of June. Today, I heard that my company *may* be offering 6-mo pay to people who voluntarily retire by July 1st. Free bonus money!
Tue, 28-Feb-23 2:52 AM (1 year ago)
I know that the profile name says "simschristian05" but are we sure that isn't Kansas City Chiefs coach Andy Reid?
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Fri, 3-Feb-23 5:40 AM (1 year ago)
I just read this on UberFacts... "Adopting a positive attitude and practicing self-love drives personal growth more effectively than being hard on yourself" ... heh, heh... he said hardon.
You need one if you're a guy 'practicing self-love'..
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(1 year ago)
Sat, 31-Dec-22 3:53 AM (1 year ago)
Just got back from my favorite bar. I've been going there weekly for the last 40 years and tonight was their last night in business.
I use my watch, phone or card to pay for everything. Cash is rare here
(1 year ago)
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Thu, 17-Nov-22 3:33 AM (1 year ago)
About that Twit-r "Follow @NewbieNudes" on the Photos page... why would I follow an account that hasn't posted anyting in over 5 years?
Wed, 31-Aug-22 2:14 AM (1 year ago)
No matter what your political views, I think we can all agree that it feels good to get your genitals licked.
Wed, 24-Nov-21 2:08 AM (2 years ago)
"Bite my shiny metal ass" - Bender Bending Rodríguez (3000)
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(2 years ago)
Sat, 16-Oct-21 1:23 AM (2 years ago)
Why yes... I have seen the chat section, just like I told you yesterday, and the day before that, and the day before that, and the day before that... You can stop asking now.
Wed, 4-Aug-21 1:04 AM (2 years ago)
Sometimes I like to do a Google image search on the pics here just to see what Google thinks... I've gotten "dirty" and "office equipment" for hard dicks and "wound" and "disease" for open pussys.
I LOVE some of the suggestions google gives
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(2 years ago)
Good evening Ginger. The first result I got for one of your pics is "erortic". I guess Google isn't all that crazy after all.
(2 years ago)
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Sun, 25-Apr-21 1:59 AM (3 years ago)
I think that it is funny that the "girl" posting closeup videos of "her" playing with "her" butthole actually has guys convinced that he is a she.
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No... but in the few still images that are posted that include both an anus and vagina, the anus looks nothing like the one in the videos.
(3 years ago)
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Hmm! You have obviously thoroughly ANALyzed all his pics.
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(3 years ago)
Fri, 5-Feb-21 2:38 AM (3 years ago)
38 years ago today the music world lost the voice of an angel at the age of only 32... RIP Karen Carpenter.
Sun, 24-Nov-19 4:15 AM (4 years ago)
Is Google insulting women when I do a reverse image search on a closeup spread pussy picture and it comes back with "Possible related search: injury" ???
No worse than running a pussy pic thru Google and getting pictures of Arby's roast beef sandwiches....yes, I had that happen
(4 years ago)
but I like eating Beef sandwiches,,,,???
(4 years ago)
Sun, 1-Sep-19 4:43 AM (4 years ago)
If you only do one thing today... that is already probably too much. Settle down you overachiever... you're making the rest of us look bad.
Sat, 27-Jul-19 1:46 AM (5 years ago)
There is a fine line between being a smart ass and a dumb ass.
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Wed, 10-Jul-19 12:57 AM (5 years ago)
I'm in the middle of planning my 40th high school reunion... makes me remember why I haven't talke to some of these people since graduation.