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nobozos's Recent Statuses
Fri, 12-Apr-24 8:56 PM (11 days ago)
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I traveled to northern NH to watch the full eclipse.
Cool video, thanks for sharing!
(11 days ago)
Very nice. There was a blinking light in the sky to the left of the sun/moon, do you know what that was?
(11 days ago)
My cellphone camera was constantly trying to adjust the exposure. The blinking light moving down to the left was just a plane flying by. The (almost) steady light to the left was Jupiter and the
(11 days ago)
lennynatural and smitten4u like this
steady light to the lower right was Venus.
(11 days ago)
Ah, I didn't notice the plane before smile
(11 days ago)
Sun, 11-Feb-24 9:45 PM (72 days ago)
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Some shadow puppet shenanigans going on at my neighbor's house
What the...LOL
(72 days ago)
laugh
(72 days ago)
😂😂😂😂 Is that real????? Love it!
(71 days ago)
Wed, 7-Feb-24 3:43 AM (77 days ago)
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Working on finding a good site to travel to for the April 8th full eclipse. Looked up statistical weather data & the best I can hope for is 60% chance of clear skies.
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Choosing a place where I can travel about 300 miles in either direction that morning to increase my odds of clear skies. Hotels are super expensive and booking fast.
(77 days ago)
Good luck, it’s a super cool thing to experience.
(77 days ago)
Hire a charter jet with a group of friends and see it from 40,000 ft.
(77 days ago)
Fri, 29-Dec-23 1:52 AM (117 days ago)
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I got tired of being all scruffy... I hadn't shaved or gotten a haircut since I retired over 3 months ago so today I cut the beard off and got a buzz cut at the barber.
Thu, 21-Dec-23 2:19 AM (125 days ago)
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Tipping your mailman for Christmas... yea or nay? USPS regualtions say it can't exceed $20 value and can't be cash.
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I'm not proud to say I'm American anymore. sad
(125 days ago)
Good idea. They've changed the name to just Dunkin here. rolleyes
(125 days ago)
It's officially "Dunkin" here too, but if they're not committed enough to change all their signs, I'm not committed to changing what I call them.
(125 days ago)
Jersey__Girl likes this
I couldn't agree more. We have so few here and they are all relatively new, so it's a non-issue.
(125 days ago)
No, and in the immortal werds of the "THE OLD MAN" HELL NO !! grin dance love
(125 days ago)
Thu, 7-Dec-23 7:09 PM (138 days ago)
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The four stages of anal
Yep!
(138 days ago)
ohmy
(138 days ago)
That's about right, for me at least.
(138 days ago)
Tue, 5-Dec-23 1:25 AM (141 days ago)
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NN... one of the few places where if someone says "that sucks ass" it could be considered a good thing.
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I am questioning "that" as a pronoun
(141 days ago)
You can’t question pronouns any longer lest rioting ensues. Ah, these times we live in.
(140 days ago)
Tue, 24-Oct-23 2:00 AM (183 days ago)
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Thinking I should head to the dollar store tomorrow to buy a handfull of toys in case I get any trick-or-treaters who don't / can't do candy.
aww a sweet idea...
(183 days ago)
Amazon has a special on Halloween candy, order placed!
(183 days ago)
Love that gesture!
(183 days ago)
We don’t get trick or treaters anymore since me moved out of the suburbs. Kind of miss it.
(182 days ago)
We moved…damn typos.
(182 days ago)
Mon, 1-May-23 1:06 AM (359 days ago)
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Sad news for anybody who remembers Ali Dee, I just learned that she passed away unexpectedly a couple weeks ago. It has been a couple years since she's been on this site but Ali will be deeply missed.
I did not know her but remember her name. RIP sad
(359 days ago)
Yes I remember having talked with her a few times some years ago. This is tragic, she was young. sad
(359 days ago)
Yes I remember her ..very sad news R.I.P Ali Dee
(359 days ago)
Awww, that's sad
(359 days ago)
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Fri, 14-Apr-23 2:05 AM (1 year ago)
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I was already planning on retiring from my job of 42 years at the end of June. Today, I heard that my company *may* be offering 6-mo pay to people who voluntarily retire by July 1st. Free bonus money!
I had retirement plans once. In 2 years. Short of a miracle lottery win it ain’t gonna happen now. 😭😡
(1 year ago)
But I hope they throw money at you!!
(1 year ago)
nobozos likes this
can't like this enough- congrats and enjoy your freedom!
(1 year ago)
nobozos likes this
Some people have all the luck! Congrats, bozos. xxx
(1 year ago)
nobozos likes this
That's great,! Onward and let the adventure begin.
(1 year ago)
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Tue, 28-Feb-23 2:52 AM (1 year ago)
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I know that the profile name says "simschristian05" but are we sure that isn't Kansas City Chiefs coach Andy Reid?
LOVEXXXPORN likes this
whut? LOL
(1 year ago)
Fri, 3-Feb-23 5:40 AM (1 year ago)
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I just read this on UberFacts... "Adopting a positive attitude and practicing self-love drives personal growth more effectively than being hard on yourself" ... heh, heh... he said hardon.
You need one if you're a guy 'practicing self-love'.. wink
(1 year ago)
Sat, 31-Dec-22 3:53 AM (1 year ago)
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Just got back from my favorite bar. I've been going there weekly for the last 40 years and tonight was their last night in business.
End of an era, that is sad news.
(1 year ago)
Wow, good run but that sucks.
(1 year ago)
Sad indeed, I lost three of my favorite bars/breweries during the pandemic.
(1 year ago)
Depending on who's stats you read, there are anywhere between 32 and 50 pub closing a month in England & Wales. The village I grew up in had 5, 1 is now a tesco's and another derelict,.
(1 year ago)
Sad but it had a longer run than many others.
(1 year ago)
Mon, 21-Nov-22 2:37 AM (1 year ago)
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Happiness is a balanced checking account.
cash is getting rare
(1 year ago)
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Cash is used more here than in many other countries, but it's used less and less all the time. I always carry some just in case.
(1 year ago)
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(1 year ago)
I use my watch, phone or card to pay for everything. Cash is rare here
(1 year ago)
Jersey__Girl likes this
Mathematically speaking, negative numbers are still numbers…the bank doesn’t concur though.
(1 year ago)
Thu, 17-Nov-22 3:33 AM (1 year ago)
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About that Twit-r "Follow @NewbieNudes" on the Photos page... why would I follow an account that hasn't posted anyting in over 5 years?
Wed, 31-Aug-22 2:14 AM (1 year ago)
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No matter what your political views, I think we can all agree that it feels good to get your genitals licked.
I would vote for that party
(1 year ago)
Saturnfinger1 likes this
A genital licking party?
(1 year ago)
well.. it depends.. licked by who? laugh
(1 year ago)
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Wed, 24-Nov-21 2:08 AM (2 years ago)
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"Bite my shiny metal ass" - Bender Bending Rodríguez (3000)
Whaat? Que? No, I wanna keep the fewer teef I have left! 😜
(2 years ago)
Sat, 16-Oct-21 1:23 AM (2 years ago)
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Why yes... I have seen the chat section, just like I told you yesterday, and the day before that, and the day before that, and the day before that... You can stop asking now.
You can turn it off...and yes it can be annoying hey nobozwink
(2 years ago)
have you seen... the ... video chat section?
(2 years ago)
Pop-ups have been over the top lately.
(2 years ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
if you don't you're lucky XD
(2 years ago)
thatfeeling likes this
I've heard status is pretty sweet..... and had the popups telling me about that too. thumbup1
(2 years ago)
Wed, 4-Aug-21 1:04 AM (2 years ago)
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Sometimes I like to do a Google image search on the pics here just to see what Google thinks... I've gotten "dirty" and "office equipment" for hard dicks and "wound" and "disease" for open pussys.
Fire_brand and juicy like this
That's scary lol ...hey nobozsmile
(2 years ago)
I LOVE some of the suggestions google gives LOL
(2 years ago)
Good evening Ginger. The first result I got for one of your pics is "erortic". I guess Google isn't all that crazy after all.
(2 years ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Hey Juicy... I just got "art model" for you... The geeks at Google are pretty smart it turns out.
(2 years ago)
juicy likes this
Ohhhh! Maybe I should add google as a friend tongue
(2 years ago)
nobozos likes this
Sun, 25-Apr-21 1:59 AM (3 years ago)
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I think that it is funny that the "girl" posting closeup videos of "her" playing with "her" butthole actually has guys convinced that he is a she.
happyhumper69 likes this
Too hairy, eh?
(3 years ago)
No... but in the few still images that are posted that include both an anus and vagina, the anus looks nothing like the one in the videos.
(3 years ago)
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LOL
(3 years ago)
Hmm! You have obviously thoroughly ANALyzed all his pics. smile
(3 years ago)
Fri, 5-Feb-21 2:38 AM (3 years ago)
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38 years ago today the music world lost the voice of an angel at the age of only 32... RIP Karen Carpenter.
*starts singing to drown out blues caterwauling
(3 years ago)
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I remember that day!
(3 years ago)
Its Crooning Dana......LOL
(3 years ago)
DanajustDana likes this
LOL
(3 years ago)
so we've only just begun is the wrong song to reference
(3 years ago)
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Sun, 24-Nov-19 4:15 AM (4 years ago)
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Is Google insulting women when I do a reverse image search on a closeup spread pussy picture and it comes back with "Possible related search: injury" ???
No worse than running a pussy pic thru Google and getting pictures of Arby's roast beef sandwiches....yes, I had that happen
(4 years ago)
but I like eating Beef sandwiches,,,,???
(4 years ago)
LOVEXXXPORN and happyhumper69 like this
Google might come up with " I thought I saw a Pussy Cat a creeping up on me "...LOL
(4 years ago)
And whatever you do..keep away from "search Encript"
(4 years ago)
“Gash”. Oof.
(4 years ago)
Sun, 1-Sep-19 4:43 AM (4 years ago)
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If you only do one thing today... that is already probably too much. Settle down you overachiever... you're making the rest of us look bad.
oh i had to do one thing today, drive home, now im there im doing nothing...no wait, im typing on here and drinking a voddie drink too grin
(4 years ago)
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Sat, 27-Jul-19 1:46 AM (4 years ago)
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There is a fine line between being a smart ass and a dumb ass.
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Wed, 10-Jul-19 12:57 AM (4 years ago)
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I'm in the middle of planning my 40th high school reunion... makes me remember why I haven't talke to some of these people since graduation.
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