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Thu, 7-Nov-24 3:07 AM (130 days ago)
Dear England, It looks like we are done with this so I guess you can have the place back. I'm guessing that you're going to keep the security deposit.
My cellphone camera was constantly trying to adjust the exposure. The blinking light moving down to the left was just a plane flying by. The (almost) steady light to the left was Jupiter and the
(338 days ago)
Sun, 11-Feb-24 9:45 PM (1 year ago)
Some shadow puppet shenanigans going on at my neighbor's house 
Wed, 7-Feb-24 3:43 AM (1 year ago)
Working on finding a good site to travel to for the April 8th full eclipse. Looked up statistical weather data & the best I can hope for is 60% chance of clear skies.
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Fri, 29-Dec-23 1:52 AM (1 year ago)
I got tired of being all scruffy... I hadn't shaved or gotten a haircut since I retired over 3 months ago so today I cut the beard off and got a buzz cut at the barber.
Thu, 21-Dec-23 2:19 AM (1 year ago)
Tipping your mailman for Christmas... yea or nay? USPS regualtions say it can't exceed $20 value and can't be cash.
It's officially "Dunkin" here too, but if they're not committed enough to change all their signs, I'm not committed to changing what I call them.
(1 year ago)
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Tue, 5-Dec-23 1:25 AM (1 year ago)
NN... one of the few places where if someone says "that sucks ass" it could be considered a good thing.
Tue, 24-Oct-23 2:00 AM (1 year ago)
Thinking I should head to the dollar store tomorrow to buy a handfull of toys in case I get any trick-or-treaters who don't / can't do candy.
Mon, 1-May-23 1:06 AM (1 year ago)
Sad news for anybody who remembers Ali Dee, I just learned that she passed away unexpectedly a couple weeks ago. It has been a couple years since she's been on this site but Ali will be deeply missed.
Fri, 14-Apr-23 2:05 AM (1 year ago)
I was already planning on retiring from my job of 42 years at the end of June. Today, I heard that my company *may* be offering 6-mo pay to people who voluntarily retire by July 1st. Free bonus money!
Tue, 28-Feb-23 2:52 AM (2 years ago)
I know that the profile name says "simschristian05" but are we sure that isn't Kansas City Chiefs coach Andy Reid?
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Fri, 3-Feb-23 5:40 AM (2 years ago)
I just read this on UberFacts... "Adopting a positive attitude and practicing self-love drives personal growth more effectively than being hard on yourself" ... heh, heh... he said hardon.
You need one if you're a guy 'practicing self-love'.. 
(2 years ago)
Sat, 31-Dec-22 3:53 AM (2 years ago)
Just got back from my favorite bar. I've been going there weekly for the last 40 years and tonight was their last night in business.
I use my watch, phone or card to pay for everything. Cash is rare here
(2 years ago)
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Thu, 17-Nov-22 3:33 AM (2 years ago)
About that Twit-r "Follow @NewbieNudes" on the Photos page... why would I follow an account that hasn't posted anyting in over 5 years?
Wed, 31-Aug-22 2:14 AM (2 years ago)
No matter what your political views, I think we can all agree that it feels good to get your genitals licked.
Wed, 24-Nov-21 2:08 AM (3 years ago)
"Bite my shiny metal ass" - Bender Bending Rodríguez (3000)
Whaat? Que? No, I wanna keep the fewer teef I have left! 😜
(3 years ago)
Sat, 16-Oct-21 1:23 AM (3 years ago)
Why yes... I have seen the chat section, just like I told you yesterday, and the day before that, and the day before that, and the day before that... You can stop asking now.
Wed, 4-Aug-21 1:04 AM (3 years ago)
Sometimes I like to do a Google image search on the pics here just to see what Google thinks... I've gotten "dirty" and "office equipment" for hard dicks and "wound" and "disease" for open pussys.
I LOVE some of the suggestions google gives 
(3 years ago)
Good evening Ginger. The first result I got for one of your pics is "erortic". I guess Google isn't all that crazy after all.
(3 years ago)
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Sun, 25-Apr-21 1:59 AM (3 years ago)
I think that it is funny that the "girl" posting closeup videos of "her" playing with "her" butthole actually has guys convinced that he is a she.
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No... but in the few still images that are posted that include both an anus and vagina, the anus looks nothing like the one in the videos.
(3 years ago)
DanajustDana likes this
Hmm! You have obviously thoroughly ANALyzed all his pics. 
(3 years ago)
Fri, 5-Feb-21 2:38 AM (4 years ago)
38 years ago today the music world lost the voice of an angel at the age of only 32... RIP Karen Carpenter.
Sun, 24-Nov-19 4:15 AM (5 years ago)
Is Google insulting women when I do a reverse image search on a closeup spread pussy picture and it comes back with "Possible related search: injury" ???
No worse than running a pussy pic thru Google and getting pictures of Arby's roast beef sandwiches....yes, I had that happen
(5 years ago)
but I like eating Beef sandwiches,,,,???
(5 years ago)
Sun, 1-Sep-19 4:43 AM (5 years ago)
If you only do one thing today... that is already probably too much. Settle down you overachiever... you're making the rest of us look bad.
Sat, 27-Jul-19 1:46 AM (5 years ago)
There is a fine line between being a smart ass and a dumb ass.
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