bulwinkle69's Recent Statuses
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Mon, 3-Feb-25 9:09 PM (2 days ago)
took January off my large wall calendar, folded into a paper airplane, tossed it over my spouses head and remarked oh look January just flew by
Mon, 27-Jan-25 2:08 AM (10 days ago)
Ever have a random stranger come up and tell you look like someone famous?

(10 days ago)

Well my you know what is famous. Well over 101 thousand profile views and growing all the time...
it's these sex craved females you know...


(10 days ago)

adieu..my second guess in wordle..erotic dreams..not interuppted by an alarm
(16 days ago)
Sun, 12-Jan-25 1:07 AM (25 days ago)
in keeping with my New Years Resolution to eat healthy and exercise..I drove to taco bell for the luxe cravings meal
Sun, 5-Jan-25 3:21 AM (32 days ago)
my no beer till my birthday(mid march) resolution...lasted 4 days...
i prefer to think of it as a partial success
(32 days ago)
Sun, 5-Jan-25 1:28 AM (32 days ago)
lately it seems my updates here arent getting many comments..you know what that means...I cant get no status traction..though I try and I try 🤣
a rolling moose gathers some kate moss
(32 days ago)
Thu, 26-Dec-24 11:35 PM (41 days ago)
my female progeny, sent me home made cookies for Christmas..I just texted her and said they all went to waist
Wed, 25-Dec-24 12:57 AM (43 days ago)
<<<fat old long haired man with white whiskers...delivered a brand new car this evening..
Mon, 23-Dec-24 3:06 AM (45 days ago)
holiday tradition complete...6 pack of bad santa cascadian dark ale left out for santa..and drank before he could consume...
Sat, 21-Dec-24 4:11 AM (47 days ago)
I think, in the Nothern hemisphere, tomorrow us the shortest day if the year..I exposed myself to mrs moose as I informed of that ..and she said yea I noticed

(47 days ago)
Thu, 19-Dec-24 8:07 PM (48 days ago)
I will probably regret mentioning this...December 19th and no snow visible from my house in the Mountains near bumfuck
I was talking about this last night. 20+ yrs ago, we always had white stuff on the lumpy bits in the NW. I miss it.
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Little Drummer Boy by Crosby and Bowie
(46 days ago)
Carol of the Bells, Trans Siberian Orchestra
(46 days ago)
Tue, 17-Dec-24 2:44 AM (51 days ago)
hunkering down, for the horrors of the next four years, if I survive
you would continue to be a light a to those cranially superior pervs...
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Fri, 29-Nov-24 1:27 AM (69 days ago)
Over indulgence complete...hoping things settle so there is room for pumkin pie b4 bed...else its a 2 am snack..while solving wpr
Wed, 20-Nov-24 10:43 PM (77 days ago)
survived the Pacific Northwest Cyclone Bomb...the answer was blowing in the wind, it just blew by to fast for me to grab it...
but as the new fearless leader has proclaimed..climate change is a hoax
(77 days ago)
UK Met Office are predicting Storm Bert (great name) will undergo one of those cyclogenesis weather bombs before rolling in at the weekend
(76 days ago)

Tue, 12-Nov-24 8:22 PM (85 days ago)
for those of you old enough to remember Poloroid Camera and fillm...did you take porno roids...

(85 days ago)

to young when they where popular, plus the polaroids were ffn expensive
(85 days ago)
Tue, 12-Nov-24 4:19 AM (86 days ago)
Veterans Day in the USA...Ive been an honorably discharged Vet for 42 years..Dont thank me for my service...4 years peace time in the foreign country of Oklahoma
The deserts of Ft. Bliss, NTC, and 29 Palms for me. 4 years was plenty. Soooo long ago.
(86 days ago)


(85 days ago)

I’ve said for years if the USA doesn’t want to take care of its veterans, maybe fucking stop making so many.
(85 days ago)
Sat, 9-Nov-24 7:01 PM (88 days ago)
he got down on one knee, took her hands, stared into her eyes and said..Dear I will give you the moon and the stars if you will give me Uranus
Sat, 9-Nov-24 4:41 AM (89 days ago)
Wonders when Donny and Elon meet, if there is a Captain and Tennille song playing in the back...
Fri, 8-Nov-24 1:09 AM (90 days ago)
So do you think devotees of Golden Showers prefer...Peenuts or Pisstachios?

Thu, 7-Nov-24 7:00 PM (90 days ago)
Who here remembers that infamous door to door salesman, thr full her bush man?

Fuck. Does this mean I’m old? 🤣🤣🤣 Collecting H &S Green Stamps too.
(90 days ago)

Mon, 4-Nov-24 2:55 AM (94 days ago)
my bedtime...had a piece of cherry pie washed down with a beer...sweet dreams are mase if these