)bulwinkle69's Recent Statuses
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Sat, 20-Jul-24 5:45 PM (6 days ago)
Reading a new app. This story caught my eye. "COSTCO OR BJ' S, WHICH IS BETTET"
sorry..I was trying to be dirty old man funny..which is better Costco or a BJ?
(5 days ago)
Thu, 18-Jul-24 4:18 PM (8 days ago)
15 consecutive 100F or above. May need a reverse mortgage to pay this months electric and water bills...lol
Not the least bit humid here thankfully, can't stand humidity either
(8 days ago)
Never had a passport. use to could visit canada. not anymore
(8 days ago)
A group of us at work won $50,000, split between 17 people. Missed becoming millionaires by one number.
(12 days ago)
I'm just going to be patient for news to develop. Seriously dislike the 'we don't know but we're going to speculate because it sells ad revenue '. "By this much!" I'll wait.
(12 days ago)
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I am not a Trump fan either, but I certainly could never condone the attempt on his life, but I will say that he is in my opinion was the one that first stirred up the ugly embers of hate.
(11 days ago)
Wed, 19-Jul-23 8:45 PM (1 year ago)
I just filed a patent application...a device for us chronologically superior men who are a experiencing gravity elongating scrotums...the under the penis boulder holder
Can I invest in this undoubtedly important device for us oldies? Yo Moose; )
(1 year ago)
Sounds like it could be either a great success or a load of bollocks
(1 year ago)
Mon, 17-Jul-23 7:37 PM (1 year ago)
Windy and Very Hot here. Resembles living in a air fryer/convection oven
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Fri, 14-Jul-23 7:56 PM (1 year ago)
5 oclock came early today. I frusterate/grumpify easily in 100F + weather
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Fri, 14-Jul-23 3:09 AM (1 year ago)
moose nsfw dad joke of the day...asteroids are near Mars and Jupiter...however hemmorroids are near Uranus
Thu, 13-Jul-23 11:43 PM (1 year ago)
triple Farenheit digits for the foreseeable future in bumfuck Oregon..Good thing my brand new heat pump purrs like a kitten and cools like polar bear
Sorry, but this status makes me happy to see great confidence in heat pumps!
(1 year ago)
Fri, 7-Jul-23 12:30 AM (1 year ago)
It was 49 years ago today, Momma Moosey passed away. I should be over it by now..but I'm not
Giving you a bro hug buddy and keep those memories close to your heart she will be looking over you bul
(1 year ago)
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Sun, 2-Jul-23 7:34 PM (1 year ago)
I saw a thespian Raccoon today.. He was playing Possum in the middle of the Highway
Thu, 22-Jun-23 2:25 AM (1 year ago)
Well hell. I live in Oregon( Bumfuck to be exact) Our DMV got hacked,all my private information is for sale ontg
Fri, 17-Mar-23 10:09 PM (1 year ago)
Sad News. The Lucky Charms Leprechaun was found dead today. The police report said it was tragically malicious...and yes i will leave it at that...
Sun, 26-Feb-23 5:38 AM (1 year ago)
Adieu is my first Wordle guess...And quite possibly my last NN status update..
Tue, 21-Feb-23 9:48 PM (1 year ago)
Happy Mardi Gras...les bon temps rouler...However at the Moose Manse...every Tuesday is Fat Tuesday
Mon, 20-Feb-23 10:18 PM (1 year ago)
Happy Dead President's Day USA. Dead President's are always in short supply in my wallet...
Wed, 8-Feb-23 11:38 PM (1 year ago)
One of my dogs time is drawing to an end . Her legs and hips are failing her. Im struggling with the decision. But Id rather do it before she inevitably slips falls and breaks a leg or hip.
thanks to all for letting me unburden.
(1 year ago)
Sun, 29-Jan-23 2:59 AM (1 year ago)
trying to muster up the energy to go out and see if I can spot the green comet. I barely remember it from the last time it passed by...
It's not in the cards for me to see it... the skys are just too bright.
(1 year ago)
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Be careful with that green comet, I don't want them making a B movie about your encounter with it!
(1 year ago)
Wed, 18-Jan-23 10:01 PM (1 year ago)
ask the wife to sniff a tomato. She did and just looked at me and said so. I said can't you smell its a roma..
Not everyone understands how special (New) Jersey tomatoes are, Relaxer.
(1 year ago)
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Tue, 20-Dec-22 11:34 PM (1 year ago)
If Santa was a Pirate..Yo Ho Ho Ho...Ye better shiver me timber when I slide down your chimney..or Ill burying my treasure in yer booty
Mon, 19-Dec-22 7:22 PM (1 year ago)
mrs moose claims the only reason there is a kitchen i. our house is because it was there when we bought the place
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Wed, 14-Dec-22 3:32 AM (1 year ago)
R.I.P. Mike Leach. If you are a fan of American College Football, you understand
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I miss our wii. I was damn good at bowling 
(1 year ago)
bucket list...beer, boobs and wii bowling with juicy
(1 year ago)
drinking pelican brewing bad santa cascadian dark ale atm...but i have the wii...maybe you should come to me
(1 year ago)
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