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bulwinkle69's Recent Statuses
Wed, 17-Apr-24 6:53 PM (6 days ago)
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NN made me an offer I couldnt refuse..so I have the green shield of perv dom for another year..should I live that long..lol
hehe i fell on that too
(6 days ago)
Ooohhh which one.....I'm waiting for the 80%off offer again...I was very short on cash,yiu know.. food and all when they last offered it..hi bul
(6 days ago)
^^^ i messaged ya
(6 days ago)
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Sun, 14-Apr-24 6:45 PM (9 days ago)
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Going to engage in foreplay all afternoon...watching The Masters Golf Tournament on TV
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As we just came in from a few hours of yard work Bulwinkle may have just turned me into a golf fan. 😂
(9 days ago)
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My Mom used to watch it,no she was not a golfer, but she liked watching it and tennis and all that.
(9 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
i use to like to watch tennis...till everyone started grunting on every shot
(9 days ago)
That was a great finish.. no way he wasn't getting the jacket
(9 days ago)
WendySilvia likes this
How about the amateur kid getting to play a round with Tiger? That was cool
(9 days ago)
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Wed, 10-Apr-24 10:49 PM (13 days ago)
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Spring Flowers are blooming. LeadiNNg me into my favorite dirty old man joke.. What is better then Red Roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ
Hahaha I was just thinking of that joke yesterday, seeing some tulips in bloom
(13 days ago)
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Wed, 3-Apr-24 11:45 PM (20 days ago)
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80 F for a high and sunny yesterday...33 F wind chill atm rainy all day
Mon, 1-Apr-24 9:07 PM (22 days ago)
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I pity the April fool
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i just pity the fool.... no i dont really ....
(22 days ago)
me too, they a special breed wink
(22 days ago)
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Almost said this in Mr T's voice lol
(22 days ago)
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Sun, 24-Mar-24 12:34 AM (31 days ago)
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March Madness...my alma mater into the sweet 16...for the 9th straight year
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Whatchu talkin' bout Willis?
(31 days ago)
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Go Zags!
(31 days ago)
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I'm just happy they knocked the Jayhawks out...... Bill self can blow me...........
(31 days ago)
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Wed, 13-Mar-24 11:58 PM (41 days ago)
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tomorrow will be my 68th celebration of pi day....better yet I'll be 3 retirement years old...celebrating with cherry pie and Rogued ead guy pale ale
Damn, you beat me to it! Happy Pi Day, my friend. 🥧
(41 days ago)
Happy B/Pi day!
(41 days ago)
Happy Birthday!!
(40 days ago)
happy sunyear Bull
(40 days ago)
Happy Birthday!
(40 days ago)
Sun, 3-Mar-24 2:15 AM (52 days ago)
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I failed a test today. The COVID Test...guess all I got is a biatch of a sore throat
oh no sad Feel better soon!
(52 days ago)
It's goin around here. Feel better soon, bully!
(51 days ago)
Damn, hope you knock it out quick.
(51 days ago)
Get well soon amigo
(51 days ago)
The guy across the street got Covid last week, he had a few days of discomfort, he's doing much better now, he's outside doing yard work right now.
(51 days ago)
Fri, 2-Feb-24 10:36 PM (81 days ago)
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biscuits and gravy for dinner...in honor of ground hog day
Actually I use to trap n hunt lots of them for farmers and my family loved groundhog mixed into chili.
(81 days ago)
sorry for the hijack. *goes back to lurking
(81 days ago)
Oh hell, how did I miss that?? Gotta watch the movie!!
(81 days ago)
my female offspring called it a good bad dad joke
(81 days ago)
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My dog is mad at you stealing her food
(81 days ago)
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Fri, 19-Jan-24 9:35 PM (95 days ago)
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After a week of single digit (farenheit) weather. 28 F feels like a heat wave
Agreed!!
(95 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
Bul, hope you're doing well. Spring golf is right around the corner!
(95 days ago)
You must live near us! 5F tonight!
(95 days ago)
Wow, it got that cold in Bumfuck? rolleyes Nice to see you, moosie. xx
(95 days ago)
Fri, 22-Dec-23 4:07 AM (124 days ago)
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Old Man Winter has just arrived in Bumfuck, OR. Of course compared to me he should be called young man winter
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Hi bul xxx
(124 days ago)
Wed, 15-Nov-23 5:17 AM (161 days ago)
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its stuck in my head..lol
The theme tune from the Banana Splits?
(160 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
1 banana, 2 banana, 3 banana, 4, 4 bananas make a bunch and so do many more
(160 days ago)
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Ring ring ring banana phone!
(160 days ago)
an axe????? scared crying
(160 days ago)
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Wed, 15-Nov-23 5:17 AM (161 days ago)
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Bezoz loves the little shoppers, All the Little Shoppers in the World, Red, Yellow, Black Or White, He adores them on his Site, Bezos loves all the Little Shoppers in the World
Tue, 7-Nov-23 2:10 AM (169 days ago)
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planned obselescence...no not me...the three year old dishwasher on the fritz
I had a Whirlpool, yeah, it lasted about 3 years.
(169 days ago)
bought a used kitchen witk fridge n freezer (n stove) bought a new smaller fridge, its dead, freezer still running strong (bought it used 2007, lol)
(169 days ago)
btw new fridge was a whirlpool, freezer is not
(169 days ago)
Sucks! Worst experiences with Miele, Bosh & Siemens appliances. Only their engineers can repair so repaired 3 times then stopped working under 48h later. 6M without fully working hob.
(169 days ago)
They offered £150 Miele voucher on purchase or £60 contribution twds purchase of a temp hob. German appliances never again!
(169 days ago)
Sat, 4-Nov-23 3:41 AM (172 days ago)
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20,000 steps, 3000 calories burned, 208 active zone minutes...good day for an old man
👍
(172 days ago)
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I need to put on weight because I wont swollow the like of McYuckies burger etc....
(172 days ago)
Busy day!
(171 days ago)
That's sensational. Well done!
(171 days ago)
Thats very nice! smile
(171 days ago)
Thu, 2-Nov-23 2:42 AM (174 days ago)
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Mrs Moose is a Shakesperian Comedian...After a hard workout I stepped out of a cold shower and she said tis now the weiner of my discontent
To pee or not to pee, that is the question
(173 days ago)
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Wed, 1-Nov-23 9:42 PM (174 days ago)
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If Ethel Merman was a Madam...her theme song would have been...There's No Business, like Ho Business, Like No Business I Know
Everyone under 60 is asking who the fuck is Ethel Merman. 🤣🤣🤣
(174 days ago)
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Sat, 21-Oct-23 1:34 AM (186 days ago)
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Read this today. Made me chuckle. A matter of perspective. And no Im not contemplating anything. You are awe struck by the beauty of a waterfall, I see a river trying to commit suicide...
Sat, 14-Oct-23 6:19 PM (192 days ago)
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On the grocery list on the fridge I listed...OJ, AJ, &BJ. The Mrs said you better not be getting a BJ at the store. I said Apple Juice, Orange Juice and Bovine Juice..and you have a dirty mind
Which aisle for the BJ?
(192 days ago)
Tue, 19-Sep-23 3:18 AM (218 days ago)
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the first national cheeseburger day where Jimmy Buffet can enjoy a cheeseburger in paradise
Send the idea to Hallmark.
(218 days ago)
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Wed, 30-Aug-23 9:45 PM (237 days ago)
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opps what did the male ear of corn say to the female ear of corn?....Shuck my dick...dirty bad dad joke of the day
Cute moosey! Ello! 👋
(237 days ago)
You need a new joke book, moosie. xx
(237 days ago)
Wed, 30-Aug-23 9:43 PM (237 days ago)
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what did the male corn on t
Tue, 22-Aug-23 2:05 AM (246 days ago)
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tthe beer is telling me to renew my premium
oh yea corrupters of the elderly
(246 days ago)
Or folks that like beer and premium, Hi bul.
(246 days ago)
bulwinkle69 and Pete_from_Aus like this
i like premium, my relationship with beer is far more intimate..lol
(246 days ago)
I have spent along long time without premium and now with hubbies hours being cut again I can't afford it, It sucks Good luck in your choice and have another "beer" lol
(246 days ago)
smitten4u and Pete_from_Aus like this
sorry bout your economic woos...may they not last long
(246 days ago)
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Tue, 15-Aug-23 8:09 PM (252 days ago)
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105 at 1 pm, andvthis iscsuppose to be the coolest day of the week in bumfuck oregon
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107 high for today here in southcentral WA. Serious bummer.
(252 days ago)
Wow! That's crazy hot, moosie. Hotter than California. I recommend lots of ice.
(252 days ago)
new heat pump is working just fine. Havent seen any birds at the bird feeder, they may have gotten cooked
(252 days ago)
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They're probably under a tree somewhere. rolleyes
(252 days ago)
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Thu, 27-Jul-23 2:47 AM (272 days ago)
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The Moose Method of getting back at your adult children. Put 10 pages of knock knock, dad jokes and groan worthy riddles in your 8 year old grand childs birthday card
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