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Fri, 24-Jan-25 10:02 AM (1 day ago)
So I’d been thinking about getting into Archaeology for work, until a friend told me it was a career in ruins!
All I can think of with this is that in college, I took an archeology class and the most striking thing I remember about it was learning that 4 of my classmates were strippers.
(20 hours ago)
Fri, 17-Jan-25 2:03 PM (8 days ago)
When the sexiest neighbour you’ve had moves out and you never got chance to accidentally show her your penis…sad times!
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No escaping the boys from the Dwarf - they're everywhere!
(14 days ago)
Wed, 11-Dec-24 11:16 PM (45 days ago)
The highlight of my day has been finding baby woodlice in my terrarium 👴🏻
Thu, 5-Dec-24 8:47 PM (51 days ago)
I can’t stop listening to ‘Until I Found You’ by Stephen Sanchez, what a beautiful song!
Wed, 4-Dec-24 11:01 AM (52 days ago)
Joe Cocker’s dancing in his version of ‘Summer In the City’ is the level of confidence I aspire to attain in life!
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Tue, 3-Dec-24 1:01 AM (54 days ago)
Yeah I was meaning phonetically, like spoken in English with a French accent.
Mon, 2-Dec-24 8:40 AM (54 days ago)
I just love it when things wrapped in fragile packing tape are being treated like a bag of coal by the delivery driver. Turned out the fragile packing tape was accurate, package destroyed ffs 🤦♂️
My Cat - Fuck you, worship me!!!! 🐈🖕
(56 days ago)
Wed, 13-Nov-24 10:48 AM (73 days ago)
NN has no chill advertising me the auto-masturbator, like ‘Come on you anti-social fuck buy the plastic pussy!’
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Sun, 20-Oct-24 7:13 AM (98 days ago)
If NN had a podcast who would it be sponsored by? Welcome to The Breakfast Edition sponsored by Durex Play…Gloriously sliding into your morning!
Tue, 15-Oct-24 3:30 PM (102 days ago)
Apparently joking that you beat up a couple of toddlers a week to try and maintain a youthful complexion is not socially acceptable, your loss Tinder woman!!
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Mon, 30-Sep-24 3:54 PM (117 days ago)
I spent ten minutes with a bird in the woods taking pictures in a secluded spot…the friendliest pheasant I’ve ever met!
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Thu, 5-Sep-24 5:08 PM (142 days ago)
Sometimes I randomly remember how I used to think pigeon was spelt with a d when I was younger and how it still makes me uncomfortable that it hasn’t got one!
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Sat, 10-Aug-24 11:17 AM (168 days ago)
Got quizzed in passing by somebody on a bike this morning as to ‘Why the fuck was I taking pictures of a church?’ all I could think of in response was ‘Why are you on a bike? Cocksucker!’
i would have said...Coz they frown when i take pics of my dick/pussy here
(168 days ago)
If I’d got them in a picture it would have been titled ‘Helmet in a helmet’
(168 days ago)
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Fri, 26-Jul-24 8:37 PM (183 days ago)
There’s a circumcision clinic where I live, there’s a sign in the door that reads ‘We love it when you leave a tip!’
" all sales final "
(183 days ago)
Wed, 24-Jul-24 1:57 PM (185 days ago)
If an afterlife exists there must be some pissed off ancient Egyptians…Like what do you mean Aliens?
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Sat, 20-Jul-24 3:52 PM (189 days ago)
Given that god is infinite and that the universe is also infinite…Would you like a toasted teacake?
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Sun, 7-Jul-24 12:20 PM (202 days ago)
I’m not quite sure when it happened but I have acquired a deep affection for the avian kind…Now I get Tony Soprano and the ducks 🦆
Sat, 29-Apr-23 12:43 PM (1 year ago)
Does anybody else have to insist on saying Adam Ant whenever the word adamant is required? Or is it just me?
I very often sing the words ‘Stand and deliver’ immediately afterwards then get back on with what I was saying 😂
(1 year ago)
Ridicule is nothing to be scared of
(1 year ago)
Thu, 27-Apr-23 5:57 PM (1 year ago)
Struggles with tolerating people yet craves companionship with somebody who I can share non-awkward silences with. Are crazy cat men a thing? Asking for a friend…
~RM
Oh yeah, I’ve got all that sensory shit going on. I’ve probably already met ‘the one’ and ignored them out of embarrassment. ‘Why is thay attractive woman staring at me?’ 😂
(1 year ago)
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Wed, 26-Apr-23 6:02 AM (1 year ago)
At least Rishi Sunak’s wife owned the company that managed to be subcontracted to do that national alarm. What a coincidence!
MrsTrellis likes this
The people in power I think know people are twigging on. That’s why they’ve changed things around protesting and striking.
(1 year ago)
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Tue, 25-Apr-23 3:56 PM (1 year ago)
No silicon heaven? Preposterous! Where would all the calculators go?
Great now I’m imagining dildos sitting in a therapy waiting room, why am I like this 🤷♂️😂
(1 year ago)