)borolad11's Recent Statuses
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Sat, 15-Nov-25 8:42 AM (22 days ago)
Today I’ll be mostly holding my breath till I faint……”thud”
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Thu, 18-Sep-25 7:17 AM (80 days ago)
Nina Simone getting asked about the time she pulled out a knife on a record executive, only to reveal it was a gun and she was sorry “I didn’t get him.” Nina didn’t fuck about!
Fri, 23-May-25 11:46 PM (198 days ago)
Did Puff xxxxxxxxx actually think that P Diddy sounded any less creepy?
happyhumper69 likes this
He had that baby oil scene on lockdown! You’ve got to love 50 Cent for calling him out.
(198 days ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
Unfortunate name during a court case... Diddly. Yeah, he definitely did
(197 days ago)
freelyfucking69 likes this
Maltese Falcon, Key Largo, The Bridge (original Danish/Swedish) version
(245 days ago)
Ooh not heard of The Bridge before. I’ll investigate this.
(245 days ago)
Mon, 17-Mar-25 1:51 PM (265 days ago)
If a company that makes penis pumps hasn’t made an advert using the chorus to Elvis Costello’s ‘Pump It Up’ then that is one of the many things wrong with the world!
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
The same could be said about Michael Jackson's 'Beat it' with any male sex toy
(265 days ago)
Thought only Females had Sex Toys. I just have a hand on approach 
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(265 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Beat it is a good one, not sure I can *cough, cough ‘beat it’
(265 days ago)
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Wed, 26-Feb-25 10:24 AM (284 days ago)
Just remember if you ever think you’re stupid, I once met a person who thought gammon was a fish because it rhymes with salmon.
Wed, 29-Jan-25 12:15 PM (312 days ago)
"Love life" may be a rather grandiose term for staring at women on the bus.
Fri, 24-Jan-25 10:02 AM (317 days ago)
So I’d been thinking about getting into Archaeology for work, until a friend told me it was a career in ruins!
All I can think of with this is that in college, I took an archeology class and the most striking thing I remember about it was learning that 4 of my classmates were strippers.
(316 days ago)
Fri, 17-Jan-25 2:03 PM (324 days ago)
When the sexiest neighbour you’ve had moves out and you never got chance to accidentally show her your penis…sad times!
Curiositypeeks likes this
No escaping the boys from the Dwarf - they're everywhere!
(330 days ago)
Wed, 11-Dec-24 11:16 PM (361 days ago)
The highlight of my day has been finding baby woodlice in my terrarium 👴🏻
Thu, 5-Dec-24 8:47 PM (1 year ago)
I can’t stop listening to ‘Until I Found You’ by Stephen Sanchez, what a beautiful song!
Wed, 4-Dec-24 11:01 AM (1 year ago)
Joe Cocker’s dancing in his version of ‘Summer In the City’ is the level of confidence I aspire to attain in life!
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Tue, 3-Dec-24 1:01 AM (1 year ago)
Yeah I was meaning phonetically, like spoken in English with a French accent.
Mon, 2-Dec-24 8:40 AM (1 year ago)
I just love it when things wrapped in fragile packing tape are being treated like a bag of coal by the delivery driver. Turned out the fragile packing tape was accurate, package destroyed ffs 🤦♂️
My Cat - Fuck you, worship me!!!! 🐈🖕
(1 year ago)
Wed, 13-Nov-24 10:48 AM (1 year ago)
NN has no chill advertising me the auto-masturbator, like ‘Come on you anti-social fuck buy the plastic pussy!’
smittenforyou likes this
Sun, 20-Oct-24 7:13 AM (1 year ago)
If NN had a podcast who would it be sponsored by? Welcome to The Breakfast Edition sponsored by Durex Play…Gloriously sliding into your morning!
Tue, 15-Oct-24 3:30 PM (1 year ago)
Apparently joking that you beat up a couple of toddlers a week to try and maintain a youthful complexion is not socially acceptable, your loss Tinder woman!!
McPhallus likes this
Mon, 30-Sep-24 3:54 PM (1 year ago)
I spent ten minutes with a bird in the woods taking pictures in a secluded spot…the friendliest pheasant I’ve ever met!
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Thu, 5-Sep-24 5:08 PM (1 year ago)
Sometimes I randomly remember how I used to think pigeon was spelt with a d when I was younger and how it still makes me uncomfortable that it hasn’t got one!
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Sat, 10-Aug-24 11:17 AM (1 year ago)
Got quizzed in passing by somebody on a bike this morning as to ‘Why the fuck was I taking pictures of a church?’ all I could think of in response was ‘Why are you on a bike? Cocksucker!’
i would have said...Coz they frown when i take pics of my dick/pussy here
(1 year ago)
If I’d got them in a picture it would have been titled ‘Helmet in a helmet’
(1 year ago)
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Fri, 26-Jul-24 8:37 PM (1 year ago)
There’s a circumcision clinic where I live, there’s a sign in the door that reads ‘We love it when you leave a tip!’
" all sales final "
(1 year ago)