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MrsTrellis's Recent Statuses
Fri, 18-Aug-23 11:21 AM (248 days ago)
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Storm Betty is on the way ...... you have been warned grin
I think, we are too miss that one
(248 days ago)
I think we're getting a bit of a breeze and some wet stuff tomorrow. I'm not complaining, my kind of summer smile
(248 days ago)
Dignitea likes this
We have rain just now and a little wind
(248 days ago)
Well we should have had a thunderstorm by now but nothing happened..confused It's gone and brightened up now....smile
(248 days ago)
Sun, 21-May-23 11:05 AM (337 days ago)
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This a reminder that your days are numbered, and since you don't know what your number is—you should live the hell out of this day.
You and me both, Mrs.T. Life is precious, after all...no one gets out of it alive...a joke...but an inalienable truth....Be well, be happy.: )
(337 days ago)
MrsTrellis likes this
Totally and wholeheartedly agree with you about life...
(307 days ago)
MrsTrellis likes this
Totally and wholeheartedly agree with you about life... Yes, they said a long time ago - CARPE DIEM!
(307 days ago)
We used to say live fast, die hard and leave a good looking corpse. I try to plan for tomorrow, but have totally learned to live today.
(289 days ago)
MrsTrellis likes this
(269 days ago)
Thu, 18-May-23 6:46 AM (340 days ago)
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Much quieter in here without all those hidden gems, pearls of wisdom and snide comments. Thank goodness.
Bit ironic making a snide comment about snide comments reallyLOL
(340 days ago)
TopCat57, ZippyMilf and MellieK like this
Don't forget the cut and paste/plagiarised blogs : P
(340 days ago)
Snides are the best comments. I go for at least two a day.
(340 days ago)
MrsTrellis and Pete_from_Aus like this
Agree 👍
(340 days ago)
Morning TC
(340 days ago)
Fri, 12-May-23 6:56 AM (346 days ago)
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Horrible to hear about Jacob Rees Mogg! Nothing has happened to him, it's just horrible to hear about him.
regurgitated coffee tastes vile!
(346 days ago)
tryin4fun likes this
That's the Moggster for you
(346 days ago)
MrsTrellis likes this
Well, I’m off to google who this person is.
(346 days ago)
Hmm. Politician. Most of them can fuck off and die.
(346 days ago)
He's worth watching in his show on GBN as as he seems to be honest as to what he believes. His show and Farage's efforts are very interesting...ohmy
(346 days ago)
Sat, 11-Mar-23 2:16 PM (1 year ago)
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Buckle up boyos, this could be a bumpy ride! 🥄
Artistic and TopCat57 like this
^ OOO Matron! : P
(1 year ago)
I'm sure you could slap as well today as you could 30 years ago, And I'm willing to guinea-pig that theory 😁
(1 year ago)
TopCat57 likes this
Asking Mrs. T to slap a guinea-pig! * Rings the RSPCA : P
(1 year ago)
Oooh are we spooning? wink
(1 year ago)
Well that gets us off the bottom of the table, now for a good kicking in Paris to finish of our worste showing in the 6 nations.
(1 year ago)
TopCat57 and MrsTrellis like this
Thu, 23-Feb-23 8:08 PM (1 year ago)
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Sometimes we get so caught up in our daily lives that we forget to take the time out to enjoy the beauty in life. It’s like we’re zombies. Look up ...
You brought the sunshine with you smile
(1 year ago)
captain__82 and MissAshlee like this
Mellie said the same too. I checked it was 25 degrees back home today
(1 year ago)
Always lovely to see you, MrsT! heart
(1 year ago)
MrsTrellis likes this
Get up early and just enjoy the promise of a new day as the sun rises
(1 year ago)
MrsTrellis likes this
Today is a gift. That's why it's called the present.
(1 year ago)
Wed, 15-Feb-23 8:04 AM (1 year ago)
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When someone shows you who they are, believe them ..... first time.
LOL
(1 year ago)
A fucking men, MrsT. heart
(1 year ago)
I do,thats why I never respond to their statuses,I'd say them but I did stupidly respond to them once or twice before...hi MrsTrellissmile
(1 year ago)
Is it that time already.....
(1 year ago)
⬆️ ?
(1 year ago)
Mon, 23-Jan-23 1:37 PM (1 year ago)
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Nudle giveaway time again! First person to correctly predict when Zahawi jumps or is pushed gets a nice, shiny nudle grin
I believe there are politicians in it for the greater good, but there's far too much money sloshing around ......
(1 year ago)
EmuLater likes this
What do I win if I say he does neither, and remains in his job over this?
(1 year ago)
Nothing, we all lose ....
(1 year ago)
I want pigs in blanket made with cumbrian sausages. This nudle thing doesn't taste as good. Please have some Dijon mustard available. 😋
(1 year ago)
ksaint likes this
You had me right up to Dijon mustard 🤢 Sweet chilli dip with mine please 😊
(1 year ago)
Sat, 21-Jan-23 3:24 PM (1 year ago)
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If everyone you post a picture of has to be ID verified, what's the score with ID verified profiles with older photos of others in their gallery?
smitten4u and Artistic like this
What is the "Verify another identity" in our setting page for? Is that so both members of a couple can each upload pics to the same account?
(1 year ago)
Yes emulater
(1 year ago)
some people do have pics of multiple partners, just sayin
(1 year ago)
Danthaman827 likes this
the "Verify another identity" should say *Verify another uploader*
(1 year ago)
NN...when the "Verify another identity" is used does that enable another about me and stats for couples?...can that be done?
(1 year ago)
Fri, 20-Jan-23 7:17 PM (1 year ago)
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Sunak has been fined for not wearing a seatbelt while filming for social media. A nudle for the first person to correctly predict when he will resign LOL
EmuLater, MellieK and Mr_Vein like this
There are two members with sunak in the name.
(1 year ago)
I don't think this one's going to be as easy to get out as Liz Useless
(1 year ago)
MrsTrellis likes this
Not sure about that, MrsT, but there are plenty of Jeremy Hunts on the front page alone...
(1 year ago)
MrsTrellis and MellieK like this
^^^^ LOL
(1 year ago)
I'm wearing a seatbelt in one pic! 😜 As for when he'll resign, never. He will refuse to quit, no matter what happens. He is utterly shameless.
(1 year ago)
Thu, 12-Jan-23 8:43 AM (1 year ago)
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Word of the day ..... Whatafuckinghypocrite
Yeah there the worst in my book too, as I was just saying to my butler whilst floating in my Olympic sized pool filled with the tears of baby bunnies, liars.....can't stand them
(1 year ago)
Saturnfinger1 likes this
if i was gonna have a tombstone, id have it say: Her last words -Whats the worst that can happen?
(1 year ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
I'd have to go with Spike Milligan..." I told you I was ill" : )
(1 year ago)
Billy connoly, In tiny letters so you have to stand on the grave to read it "Your standing on my bollocks"
(1 year ago)
MrsTrellis likes this
Tombstone suggestion: Hold my beer. 🤣🤣
(1 year ago)
smitten4u and MrsTrellis like this
Wed, 4-Jan-23 3:07 PM (1 year ago)
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Word of the day ..... Schadenfreude
Fremdschämen is great as well. Kummerspeck really needs to become a thing lol
(1 year ago)
Is it Wok ?
(1 year ago)
??
(1 year ago)
I prefer "Dreikäsehoch" : )
(1 year ago)
captain__82 likes this
Kuddelmuddel und Dingsbums, also fantastic words
(1 year ago)
Sat, 24-Dec-22 8:13 AM (1 year ago)
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Merry Christmas Mrs T hope you have a wonderful Christmas smile
(1 year ago)
laugh MerryXmas MrsT! :*
(1 year ago)
LOL
(1 year ago)
Silly Mouse carry on this noise and you'll be the 3rd present from my puddy. glare
(1 year ago)
Wed, 21-Dec-22 1:36 PM (1 year ago)
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Virtually honking my horn in support of our NHS super heroes! No euphemisms here tongue
I’ll split it with you, TC
(1 year ago)
TopCat57 and MrsTrellis like this
Deal!
(1 year ago)
owbiglineman likes this
You think sharks are dangerous.....snarks can be lethal: D
(1 year ago)
owbiglineman and MrsTrellis like this
Whaddya want me to say, that you got your finger stuck to the y on your keyboard?
(1 year ago)
MrsTrellis regularly honks my horn mateys
(1 year ago)
MrsTrellis and TopCat57 like this
Thu, 1-Dec-22 4:28 PM (1 year ago)
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It's that time again! A whole nudle for the first person to correctly predict when the next one will turn up tongue
Who won the Nudle?
(1 year ago)
No-one, so we're starting again. grin
(1 year ago)
Two weeks from now, about three weeks when we spot them. So 8th of February
(1 year ago)
Around the 10th of Jan methinks: P
(1 year ago)
Next Saturday
(1 year ago)
Thu, 24-Nov-22 9:56 PM (1 year ago)
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I was born female, I identity as female, but according to this sticky toffee pudding, I'm a family of four grin
Sticky Toffee Pudding...Sponge I hope...Rather yummy smile
(1 year ago)
Yes Adele! With custard 🥰
(1 year ago)
I'm stuffed from Thanksgiving dinner and 4 types of dessert, but if there were sticky toffee puddng available, I'd find room. wink
(1 year ago)
You most definitely are, Adele, although it's hard to find on this side of the pond.
(1 year ago)
I've had pasta bakes that suggest I'm more than I am.
(1 year ago)
MrsTrellis likes this
Fri, 18-Nov-22 12:01 PM (1 year ago)
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I've seen a couple of spit your coffee out nicknames, today's favourite is Space Karen 😂
I'm saving the best one as a future quiz question tongue
(1 year ago)
MissAshlee likes this
i lol'ed at that one too laugh
(1 year ago)
MrsTrellis likes this
I was shocked to learn that NN will assign a name if the person doesn’t choose one. Might explain some of them.
(1 year ago)
Sat, 12-Nov-22 12:08 PM (1 year ago)
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So ummmm anyone placing a bet on when Raab goes? You know the routine. A sparkly nudle for the first person with the correct answer.
Dyme_Rides_Again likes this
I finally found out your first name...Snarkatha : D
(1 year ago)
MrsTrellis and Laphroaigh like this
He's not bad liking, but has the personality of a turnip or broccoli....
(1 year ago)
Onionheart likes this
*looking FFS tongue
(1 year ago)
TopCat57 likes this
He’s always looking for his Marydoll. We’re talking C Nesbitt aren’t we?
(1 year ago)
MrsTrellis likes this
is it a good or a bad news? O.o hi MrsT! smile
(1 year ago)
Tue, 8-Nov-22 6:07 PM (1 year ago)
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Sir Gavin Williamson, Minister Without Portfolio, facing charges of bullying. How long before he loses his non-existent portfolio? A whole shiny nudle for the first person to get the right day. grin
Remedy88 and Relaxer like this
Today, do I win?
(1 year ago)
Mr_Elmo likes this
Is it me or do these Tory bastard always look bloody smug when fired?
(1 year ago)
Who wouldn't, with the severance pay the scumbags get.
(1 year ago)
Baron_EnBleak and NaughtyKat like this
Emu, you were approx 8 minutes too late (and disqualified for cheating) tongue
(1 year ago)
EmuLater and MissAshlee like this
That was sooner than I thought, perhaps he didn't like being the scapegoat
(1 year ago)
Fri, 28-Oct-22 8:27 PM (1 year ago)
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"lets see that big n hairy gash" is supposed to be a compliment? Not sure if the sentiment or grammatical error offends me most LOL
smitten4u and cath68 like this
Both are offensive, or being charitable, clumsy and I'll advised
(1 year ago)
MrsTrellis likes this
and they say betty crocker is a sweet talker...ugh
(1 year ago)
happyhumper69 and MrsTrellis like this
When you see what some people write here, it's no wonder they're single, bored and horny.
(1 year ago)
and angry LOL
(1 year ago)
Well I'm hard...
(1 year ago)
MissAshlee and MrsTrellis like this
Thu, 27-Oct-22 11:28 AM (1 year ago)
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Nudle giveaway time again, yes one whole shiny nudle! First to guess when Cruella Braverman goes wins tongue
Need more than a week Mitch,I have some you can have plum
(1 year ago)
December 1st
(1 year ago)
Place your bets here LOL
(1 year ago)
292 days from now.
(1 year ago)
Well, she's still here. Good old Gavin taking the heat off her for a while. Time for a new status ....
(1 year ago)
Jersey__Girl likes this
Tue, 25-Oct-22 8:18 PM (1 year ago)
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Watching My Massive Cock on C4. Basically a load of massive cocks with massive cocks....
Knowing that I have the best cock of them all, It's fine to me that the rest can compete between themselves jerk
(1 year ago)
It’s a beauty, Ravers. It should have a TV show all of its own
(1 year ago)
Who Mine ? ? ? jerk LOL
(1 year ago)
The News At Ten presented by Ravens cock...
(1 year ago)
That could be a Right Cock Up...jerk LOL
(1 year ago)
Mon, 24-Oct-22 1:33 PM (1 year ago)
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So, another nudle for the first person to correctly name our next PM LOL
owbiglineman likes this
I highly doubt Trump will win in 24 BUT if he does Canada looks nice and still close to my family in the Northeast!
(1 year ago)
Captain_Crunk and MrsTrellis like this
I heard it's way harder to get Canadian citizenship though...
(1 year ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
I have distant relatives in Mexico
(1 year ago)
Can win if he’s disqualified 🤷🏼‍♀️
(1 year ago)
I'm surprised at how easy it is to force a PM out, and how easy it is to get the replacement.
(1 year ago)
EmuLater and MissAshlee like this
Sun, 23-Oct-22 7:55 AM (1 year ago)
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Emu is out foraging for bad jokes, so this is today's fun filled, edge of the seat, not to be missed Word Game Status 👍
Oohh smooth one, Miss.
(1 year ago)
MissAshlee likes this
Emu Todd Lopez ..... don't do it!
(1 year ago)
MissAshlee likes this
Well this one just flu over my head...
(1 year ago)
Google Emmanuel Todd Lopez grin
(1 year ago)
MissAshlee likes this
I mean at least Emmanuel isn’t contagious. What a mess though!
(1 year ago)
MrsTrellis likes this
Thu, 20-Oct-22 1:13 PM (1 year ago)
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For another nudle .... first to name our next PM grin
Yup Ash. Please do LOL
(1 year ago)
And Emu wins again. Shane Sunak didn't first time around, we'd have been spared the last couple of months.
(1 year ago)
EmuLater and MissAshlee like this
*shame tongue
(1 year ago)
^FFS! : D
(1 year ago)
MrsTrellis likes this
Thanks for the tip. I was wondering who Shane was!
(1 year ago)
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