)MrsTrellis's Recent Statuses
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Some tits, loads of arseholes, and probably quite a lot of c*nts...
(200 days ago)
Oh, Rishi..
well he said he's sorry. Hey did you see that pic where he's sitting in a corner of a tv show and is second billing to Britain's most tattooed mom? 
well he said he's sorry. Hey did you see that pic where he's sitting in a corner of a tv show and is second billing to Britain's most tattooed mom?
(200 days ago)
It's gone and brightened up now....
Sun, 21-May-23 11:05 AM (1 year ago)
This a reminder that your days are numbered, and since you don't know what your number is—you should live the hell out of this day.
You and me both, Mrs.T. Life is precious, after all...no one gets out of it alive...a joke...but an inalienable truth....Be well, be happy.: )
(1 year ago)
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Totally and wholeheartedly agree with you about life...
(1 year ago)
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We used to say live fast, die hard and leave a good looking corpse. I try to plan for tomorrow, but have totally learned to live today.
(1 year ago)
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Thu, 18-May-23 6:46 AM (1 year ago)
Much quieter in here without all those hidden gems, pearls of wisdom and snide comments. Thank goodness.
Snides are the best comments. I go for at least two a day.
(1 year ago)
Fri, 12-May-23 6:56 AM (1 year ago)
Horrible to hear about Jacob Rees Mogg! Nothing has happened to him, it's just horrible to hear about him.
Well that gets us off the bottom of the table, now for a good kicking in Paris to finish of our worste showing in the 6 nations.
(1 year ago)
Thu, 23-Feb-23 8:08 PM (1 year ago)
Sometimes we get so caught up in our daily lives that we forget to take the time out to enjoy the beauty in life. It’s like we’re zombies. Look up ...
Get up early and just enjoy the promise of a new day as the sun rises
(1 year ago)
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Today is a gift. That's why it's called the present.
(1 year ago)
Wed, 15-Feb-23 8:04 AM (1 year ago)
When someone shows you who they are, believe them ..... first time.
I do,thats why I never respond to their statuses,I'd say them but I did stupidly respond to them once or twice before...hi MrsTrellis
(1 year ago)
Mon, 23-Jan-23 1:37 PM (1 year ago)
Nudle giveaway time again! First person to correctly predict when Zahawi jumps or is pushed gets a nice, shiny nudle 
Sat, 21-Jan-23 3:24 PM (2 years ago)
If everyone you post a picture of has to be ID verified, what's the score with ID verified profiles with older photos of others in their gallery?
some people do have pics of multiple partners, just sayin
(2 years ago)
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Fri, 20-Jan-23 7:17 PM (2 years ago)
Sunak has been fined for not wearing a seatbelt while filming for social media. A nudle for the first person to correctly predict when he will resign 
I don't think this one's going to be as easy to get out as Liz Useless
(2 years ago)
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Not sure about that, MrsT, but there are plenty of Jeremy Hunts on the front page alone...
(2 years ago)
Yeah there the worst in my book too, as I was just saying to my butler whilst floating in my Olympic sized pool filled with the tears of baby bunnies, liars.....can't stand them
(2 years ago)
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if i was gonna have a tombstone, id have it say: Her last words -Whats the worst that can happen?
(2 years ago)
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Billy connoly, In tiny letters so you have to stand on the grave to read it "Your standing on my bollocks"
(2 years ago)
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MerryXmas MrsT! :*
Wed, 21-Dec-22 1:36 PM (2 years ago)
Virtually honking my horn in support of our NHS super heroes! No euphemisms here
You think sharks are dangerous.....snarks can be lethal: D
(2 years ago)
Whaddya want me to say, that you got your finger stuck to the y on your keyboard?
(2 years ago)
MrsTrellis regularly honks my horn mateys
(2 years ago)
Thu, 1-Dec-22 4:28 PM (2 years ago)
It's that time again! A whole nudle for the first person to correctly predict when the next one will turn up
Thu, 24-Nov-22 9:56 PM (2 years ago)
I was born female, I identity as female, but according to this sticky toffee pudding, I'm a family of four
Fri, 18-Nov-22 12:01 PM (2 years ago)
I've seen a couple of spit your coffee out nicknames, today's favourite is Space Karen 😂
Sat, 12-Nov-22 12:08 PM (2 years ago)
So ummmm anyone placing a bet on when Raab goes? You know the routine. A sparkly nudle for the first person with the correct answer.
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I finally found out your first name...Snarkatha : D
(1 year ago)
He's not bad liking, but has the personality of a turnip or broccoli....
(1 year ago)
Onionheart likes this
He’s always looking for his Marydoll. We’re talking C Nesbitt aren’t we?
(1 year ago)
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Tue, 8-Nov-22 6:07 PM (2 years ago)
Sir Gavin Williamson, Minister Without Portfolio, facing charges of bullying. How long before he loses his non-existent portfolio? A whole shiny nudle for the first person to get the right day.
Who wouldn't, with the severance pay the scumbags get.
(2 years ago)
Emu, you were approx 8 minutes too late (and disqualified for cheating)
(2 years ago)
Fri, 28-Oct-22 8:27 PM (2 years ago)
"lets see that big n hairy gash" is supposed to be a compliment? Not sure if the sentiment or grammatical error offends me most
Both are offensive, or being charitable, clumsy and I'll advised
(2 years ago)
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and they say betty crocker is a sweet talker...ugh
(2 years ago)
When you see what some people write here, it's no wonder they're single, bored and horny.
(2 years ago)
Thu, 27-Oct-22 11:28 AM (2 years ago)
Nudle giveaway time again, yes one whole shiny nudle! First to guess when Cruella Braverman goes wins
Need more than a week Mitch,I have some you can have plum
(2 years ago)
Well, she's still here. Good old Gavin taking the heat off her for a while. Time for a new status ....
(2 years ago)
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Tue, 25-Oct-22 8:18 PM (2 years ago)
Watching My Massive Cock on C4. Basically a load of massive cocks with massive cocks....
