)Saturnfinger1's Recent Statuses
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Tue, 7-Jan-25 4:43 PM (18 days ago)
Some people's logic is really amazing. Employee complains he's not getting enough hours to pay his bills, while simultaneously talking daily about his gambling and drinking. Prioritize!
Yeah my husband has someone like that at work and besides that he is also calling sick so he has a long weekend and then bitches when they don't give him a lot of hours
(17 days ago)
Mon, 6-Jan-25 2:50 PM (19 days ago)
I saw this posted elsewhere-"I don't care about abs or dick size. If we're talking physical details, I need you to smell great, be clean, and have a great face." I can't help but note that last part.
I'm very aware of this, FB. I was married at one time.
(18 days ago)
Wed, 1-Jan-25 5:33 PM (24 days ago)
🎙️ 🎶 🎵 Sing hymns, make love, get high, fall dead. He'll bring his perfume to your bed. He'll charm your life till the cold wind blows, then sell your dreams to the picture shows.
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Fri, 27-Dec-24 12:53 PM (29 days ago)
I haven't had any inspiration, or inclination to draw or paint lately. I want to change that, so please leave your suggestions/ideas of what I should draw in the comments. You're help is appreciated.
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
But really, what's a thousand miles, or so, as the crow flies. 🤣🤣
(28 days ago)
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Wed, 25-Dec-24 2:59 AM (31 days ago)
Wishing you all a wonderful holiday, whatever and however you may celebrate.
Merry Christmas 🎅 🎄...I just perved your gorgeous pictures again...yummmm
(31 days ago)
Saturnfinger1 likes this
Fri, 6-Dec-24 2:45 AM (50 days ago)
Raise a glass to my little brother. Hw would have caught back up to me today.
Thu, 5-Dec-24 2:23 AM (51 days ago)
I should be in bed, but here I am making banana bread and watching PWHL.
McPhallus likes this
PWHL is still in its infancy but growing fast. I love that for them
(52 days ago)
I am already looking forward to the World Juniors. I love this time of year
(52 days ago)
Saturnfinger1 likes this
Tue, 26-Nov-24 11:51 PM (59 days ago)
Alright gamblers, place your bets. Will I get stood up again? If past experience tells me anything, the odds are good.
I love it, but I like your idea better!
(54 days ago)
Get a pretty tattooist to do it for you!
(54 days ago)
They have to come find me first. I'm quite well hidden.
(59 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
They will lock you into NN pergatory and not let you out til you pay up!! 
(59 days ago)
theroyalcouple likes this
Well that is what came up when I looked it up...silly me,well I never heard of him either but R.I.P anyways
(62 days ago)
Saturnfinger1 likes this
Sun, 17-Nov-24 1:28 AM (69 days ago)
I'd rather Wade through weeds & thorns to find the sweetest berries, than be in a barn wasteland.
Sat, 26-Oct-24 3:15 AM (91 days ago)
It's that time of year, and I was thinking, as I walked through my house, of myself as a ghost, haunting my home in the future. Do any of you believe in ghosts?
Fbvines likes this
Thu, 17-Oct-24 8:05 PM (99 days ago)
When asked if they'd rather be alone in the woods with a bear or a man, women overwhelmingly picked the bear. Asked the same question with the option of me or cocaine bear, they still picked the bear.
Mr_Vein likes this
Mon, 30-Sep-24 11:26 PM (116 days ago)
Ridiculous! I can't listen to a damn hockey game without subscribing to something?! It's preseason for God's sake!
Man, so many people root for the wrong teams...................
(116 days ago)
I don't follow baseball really anymore, quiet, but yes. Go Tigers!
(116 days ago)
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Wed, 25-Sep-24 7:45 PM (121 days ago)
I told my FWB that I could start an OF page and make $ by someone paying me to shut it down. 😂😂
Tue, 10-Sep-24 2:50 PM (137 days ago)
I've got a coffee date after work. Hopefully this place serves some tea that I like.
i think theres something to the saying: To love others you must first love yourself
(136 days ago)
Jersey__Girl likes this
I can't have an opinion on that, Saturn, because I don't know you well enough. You have to decide for yourself.
(136 days ago)
I will, however, be very honest and realistic on my shortcomings. I'd rather people know what the worst part of me is, so that it's not a surprise. It allows them to better see the good in me.
(136 days ago)
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Sat, 7-Sep-24 12:31 PM (140 days ago)
It's inevitable. I'm interested in a woman-she has no interest in me. I'm not interested in a woman-she's interested in me and is not the right person for me.
sorry guys, i like a nice dick in my ass butt i've been looking for a nice one butt they're all in the women! ha ha 
Wodja, this friend is actually older than me. Not by a lot, but still older.
(140 days ago)
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Mon, 26-Aug-24 12:37 AM (152 days ago)
Her: "the great thing about sex with me is that you can't get me pregnant".
Ironic. And injection can bring about pregnancy.
(152 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
It sounds like a great way to achieve that. I wasn't referring to needles though.
(152 days ago)
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Wed, 14-Aug-24 8:07 PM (163 days ago)
I was told by a woman younger than me that I must be a zaddy. 🤷
Well buddy, whether you believe it or not, that is how you were depicted through her eyes...............
(163 days ago)
Thu, 8-Aug-24 8:26 PM (169 days ago)
Almost time to end my vacation and go back home, but we've got places to stop on the way for more adventure.