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000max's Recent Statuses
Sun, 27-Apr-25 8:51 AM (17 days ago)
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Girl you ever given a BJ on first date..
Sat, 26-Apr-25 9:32 PM (17 days ago)
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I could do with some tonight
Sir_Pumpy likes this
Tissues?
(17 days ago)
Artistic likes this
Hand lotion?
(17 days ago)
Sleep, obviously.
(17 days ago)
Nah, he wants Taquitos...oh wait...that's me...never-ending *wanders off*
(17 days ago)
Sir_Pumpy likes this
*nevermind.....fookin autocorrect...
(17 days ago)
Sat, 26-Apr-25 5:44 AM (18 days ago)
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Morning hard on
Fri, 25-Apr-25 10:33 PM (18 days ago)
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Shaq xx
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Hiya xx
(18 days ago)
How's you
(18 days ago)
I'm good thnx, you?
(18 days ago)
I'm good just laying in bed doing you know what
(18 days ago)
Sir_Pumpy likes this
You're *You know whating*?
(18 days ago)
Fri, 25-Apr-25 10:09 PM (18 days ago)
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Hi
No easy is it
(18 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
No it's not!
(18 days ago)
Keep working on it
(18 days ago)
Hello.
(18 days ago)
Bim... You good
(18 days ago)
Sat, 19-Apr-25 10:21 AM (24 days ago)
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That's better
Fri, 18-Apr-25 8:13 AM (26 days ago)
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Anyone got some tissues
For your issues?? Hi maxie 👋
(25 days ago)
Sat, 5-Apr-25 5:13 PM (38 days ago)
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AwesomeTits just checking out her pictures
dude you are late to that party LOL
(38 days ago)
Aww shucks, got a name drop in Status 🤗
(38 days ago)
Better late than never.
(38 days ago)
Sat, 5-Apr-25 9:44 AM (38 days ago)
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That's better I needed that
Thu, 3-Apr-25 10:42 PM (40 days ago)
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Evening
Tue, 1-Apr-25 8:58 PM (42 days ago)
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Girls have you given a BJ on first date
And if so I have a very important question for you............... Would you like to go on a date with me?
(42 days ago)
Also, girls do you know the difference between anal sex and camping? You want to go camping? 🤣
(41 days ago)
Camping with tents
(41 days ago)
Sun, 30-Mar-25 6:54 AM (45 days ago)
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Throbbing this morning
Hope you've sorted that out by now. Hi maxie 👋
(44 days ago)
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Sat, 15-Mar-25 11:33 PM (59 days ago)
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Can't sleep
Sshh!! We're trying to sleep here
(59 days ago)
... clowm will eat me... can't sleep.... clown will eat me
(58 days ago)
MookEndling likes this
ah a fable from alice as told by bart
(58 days ago)
owbiglineman likes this
I'm glad someone got it! grin
(58 days ago)
when I cannot sleep I masturbate laugh
(58 days ago)
Sat, 15-Mar-25 7:56 AM (60 days ago)
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Who's has sex outside with someone watching
Pete_from_Aus likes this
Tue, 11-Mar-25 6:34 AM (64 days ago)
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Ginger x
Ginger is a good spice but I prefer clove...hi sexy maxie 💋 😘
(64 days ago)
You sex thing
(64 days ago)
Fred y
(64 days ago)
Tue, 25-Feb-25 10:15 PM (77 days ago)
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What's going on
Home made meatballs & sauce!
(77 days ago)
Pete_from_Aus likes this
I have 2 ello's and 3 allo's
(77 days ago)
Sun, 23-Feb-25 8:29 AM (80 days ago)
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Rock hard this morning
smittenforyou likes this
Struggling with the Sunday Times crossword again?
(80 days ago)
Sun, 16-Feb-25 5:06 PM (86 days ago)
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Love is in the air people
My wife’s butt was in the air, I loved it! 🤣🤣🤣😁😛
(86 days ago)
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Sun, 9-Feb-25 11:48 PM (93 days ago)
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Can't sleep now can't stop looking
Sun, 9-Feb-25 11:46 PM (93 days ago)
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That nurse well what can I say
RenePogel_2.0 likes this
Say something that makes her wet. It's working so far smile
(93 days ago)
Sun, 9-Feb-25 11:46 PM (93 days ago)
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Smitten... Has a fantastic body check her out
That she does one of the best on here
(92 days ago)
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Sat, 25-Jan-25 10:18 PM (108 days ago)
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Anyone got a box of tissues
No but we have clean hand towels stacked in the playroom....
(108 days ago)
I'm going to need some soon
(108 days ago)
smittenforyou likes this
🧻
(108 days ago)
Love you to clean me up
(108 days ago)
smittenforyou likes this
🤧 <<< only this used one ..sorry maxie
(108 days ago)
Pete_from_Aus and McPhallus like this
Sat, 25-Jan-25 8:23 PM (108 days ago)
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People
Are we all good
(108 days ago)
All good here
(108 days ago)
McPhallus likes this
who need people...
(108 days ago)
gpflem and McPhallus like this
Smitten.... Just been looking at your pictures I like
(108 days ago)
smittenforyou likes this
People are people, so why should it be? You and I should get along so famously People are people, so why should it be You and I should get along so famously
(108 days ago)
Tue, 21-Jan-25 11:14 PM (112 days ago)
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Laying on bed with tissues
Why are you sad
(111 days ago)
Artistic and McPhallus like this
You got a cold too maxie 🤧😷
(111 days ago)
Artistic and McPhallus like this
Who's Tissues?
(111 days ago)
flitterbee and Artistic like this
Sounds like a part-time striper
(111 days ago)
Wed, 1-Jan-25 2:21 PM (132 days ago)
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Wishing everyone a happy now year
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