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Tue, 21-Jan-25 12:49 PM (14 hours ago)
Doctor: ‘Do you want the baby’s father to be present at the birth?’ Me: ‘I prefer not. He doesn’t get along with my husband all that well’
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Sat, 18-Jan-25 12:13 PM (3 days ago)
She said she really missed me. Normally that would be endearing, but she’s also said she’s reloading.
Fri, 17-Jan-25 11:44 AM (4 days ago)
Hormel Foods made their first batch of Spam in 1937. They have announced that they will be making their second batch later this month.
Wed, 15-Jan-25 11:58 AM (6 days ago)
HR says I’m no longer allowed to answer the phone with, “For fuck sakes, what now?”😛
Tue, 14-Jan-25 12:23 PM (7 days ago)
Be careful when you follow the masses, sometimes the M is silent.
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Mon, 13-Jan-25 1:14 PM (8 days ago)
The real reason why women live more fulfilling lives....most of them done have wives.
😆 hi spunky 💋
(8 days ago)
Sat, 11-Jan-25 11:57 AM (10 days ago)
My wife dressed up like a police officer last night and said she was arresting me for being good in bed. After two minutes she said she was dropping the charges due to lack of evidence.
I'm sure there's plenty of DNA.
(10 days ago)
Fri, 10-Jan-25 12:24 PM (11 days ago)
ME: I’m still tired form all the crossfit this morning. Co-worker: It’s pronounced croissant and you ate 4 of them!
Thu, 9-Jan-25 12:01 PM (12 days ago)
A good wife will always be by your side during bad times. Mostly to remind you the none of this would’ve happened if you hand listened to her in the first place.
Wed, 8-Jan-25 11:58 AM (13 days ago)
Not to brag but I just got hired on as a fitness model. They hired me as the before picture.
as i declared, always brings wipes 
(13 days ago)
Hahaha hi sexy spunky 💋
(13 days ago)
Tue, 7-Jan-25 11:58 AM (14 days ago)
Dose it still count as a dry January if you only drink dry wines? Asking for a friend.
I have always figured anything you mix with Canada Dry Ginger Ale will count..😉
(14 days ago)
Sun, 5-Jan-25 12:27 PM (16 days ago)
I’m pretty confident my last words will be ‘Well that didn’t work’.
Sat, 4-Jan-25 12:27 PM (17 days ago)
Funny how 8 cups of water seems like it’s impossible to drink but 8 beers and six shots in three hours goes down like a fat kid on a see-saw.
Don't drink water....fish shag in it
(17 days ago)
Fri, 3-Jan-25 12:52 PM (18 days ago)
We had a goose for New Years dinner…actually it’s a turkey that thinks it’s a goose…it is trans gander.
Sun, 29-Dec-24 12:06 PM (23 days ago)
People say I act like I don't give a shit....I'm not acting. 
Sat, 28-Dec-24 12:54 PM (24 days ago)
A lot of women say their husbands don't listen to them. Luckily I've never heard my wife say that.
Fri, 27-Dec-24 11:55 AM (25 days ago)
I finally found my girlfriends G-spot...Turns out it was in her sister the whole time.
:LOL;
Thu, 26-Dec-24 12:33 PM (26 days ago)
Hey guys, holiday tip, do not take your wife to Hobby Lobby for the 60% off all Christmas stuff savings event. I saved so much I can’t buy groceries this week.😢
Excellent advice. Luckily we’ve both slept all day so we haven’t bought anything!
(26 days ago)
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Tue, 24-Dec-24 12:19 PM (28 days ago)
Santa has been fined by the EPA! He must eliminate coal in the stockings by 2030
Mon, 23-Dec-24 11:51 AM (29 days ago)
I finally got to see my Doctor on Monday and I showed him the rash on my ass but he just ignored me and kept pushing his cart through Costco.
Did they check your rash along with your receipt, spunky?
(29 days ago)
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Sun, 22-Dec-24 11:51 AM (30 days ago)
I sleep better naked.. why can't the flight attendants understand this?
Fri, 20-Dec-24 12:02 PM (32 days ago)
I have a friend that writes songs about sewing machines. She’s a Singer songwriter or sew it seams 