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Sun, 30-Jan-22 4:48 PM (2 years ago)
Does anyone have any tips on how to get a song out of your head?
No idea why, but Chester's death hit me harder than I was expecting. Maybe because I loved the music. Maybe because it happened on Chris Cornell's birthday.
(2 years ago)
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Fri, 5-Nov-21 1:25 AM (2 years ago)
Stand up, she pleaded. Please stand up! You'd be a very handsome man if you just stand up! Listen madam, I'm damn near intolerably handsome down here where I am. You'd go crazy if it stood up
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Walks over to see if Jersey would let her use some of her bigger tomatoes as target practice... 
(2 years ago)
Tue, 19-Oct-21 3:57 PM (2 years ago)
I can't end my messages with 'Love, Shaq' because the B-52's ruined that for me ~ Shaquille O'Neal
Someone say Shaq? 😁
(2 years ago)
Sat, 9-Oct-21 2:33 AM (2 years ago)
Bedtime for me.. *wonders if the man with the pitchfork will have hit that magic number, by the time I wake up 
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Tue, 5-Oct-21 5:12 PM (2 years ago)
A blue whales anus can stretch to approximately 3.5ft, making it the second largest arsehole on the planet, just behind people who talk on speakerphone in public..
well to be a wet blanket, a wales bum holio be roughly the size of a large grapefroot .... sorry but meme generaters dont rely on fact 
(2 years ago)
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Mon, 4-Oct-21 3:39 PM (2 years ago)
Remember folks, the best thing about being a compulsive liar, is having a 13 inch cock
Do You use it often as a rule?
(2 years ago)
Afternoon, feeling, lenny and TC. xxx Laughing so hard tears are rolling down my cheeks.
(2 years ago)
Fri, 1-Oct-21 8:23 PM (2 years ago)
*wanders in, huffing and puffing, after trying to pull the door open, instead of pushing it... Hi!
If I were you I'd wash my hands, feeling. *hands feeling some hand sanitizer*
(2 years ago)
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You went to Gary Larson's school for the Gifted!
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Mon, 27-Sep-21 1:07 AM (2 years ago)
Bedtime for me.. I hope your Monday is kind to you and if it isn't, just remember that you're someone's reason to masturbate
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Goodnight my sexy friend...I can see you being someone's reason. : )
(2 years ago)
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Pfft! Someone like only one? I don't believe that. Naughty cheeky ones get more than one! 😜 Sweet dreams x
(2 years ago)
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Sat, 18-Sep-21 6:12 PM (2 years ago)
Whiskey is a spirit and spirits are considered to be ghosts, so I am not an alcoholic, I'm a fucking Ghostbuster 
I'm a scientist, because chemically, alcohol is a solution!
(2 years ago)
Theres a chemical equation around alcohol…..I’m afraid I’ve forgot it as I’m slightly pissed🤪
(2 years ago)
Ethanol is made with carbon, I’m simply doing my part to sequester as much as possible to help save the planet. No need to thank me.
(2 years ago)
Tue, 14-Sep-21 3:58 PM (2 years ago)
Got in touch with my inner self today.. That'll be the last time I buy cheap toilet roll
I bought my wife a trampoline today...she hit the roof! >>>>>I'll get my coat
(2 years ago)
Honestly, feeling, what's up with the singly ply TP? 5 star hotel with cheap TP? I'm bringing my own next time. xx
(2 years ago)
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Mon, 13-Sep-21 11:46 AM (2 years ago)
A recent study claims that the most effective way to arouse your man, is to spend 10 minutes licking his ears.. Personally, I think it's bollocks..
Thanks for the 10:30am erection AGR.
(2 years ago)
like ASMR, with no audio.. It's the 10 minutes things that worries me
(2 years ago)
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Sat, 11-Sep-21 11:50 PM (2 years ago)
If you were being chased by either a horse sized goose, or a hundred goose sized horse's, which would you prefer?
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Sun, 29-Aug-21 11:07 PM (2 years ago)
Fasterbating… When you’re watching one of your favourite NN videos on your phone and the battery is on 2%
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I'm no mind reader but I've seen a baker who has a face that makes me think of a lizard. 
I know not nice to say but...
(2 years ago)
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Solly! My phone is punishing me for my comment. Keeps displaying clipboard options. It's mobile gods punishment. 🤣😂
(2 years ago)
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😂 clipboard is like playing Russian roulette with your comments 😂
(2 years ago)
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Sun, 29-Aug-21 3:06 PM (2 years ago)
Failed a job interview last week.. apparently a gangbang isn’t proof you can work in a team?
Sound like prudes, you wouldn't have been happy there I'm sure.
(2 years ago)
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Guess they dont like someone with a hands on approach...
(2 years ago)
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Sun, 1-Aug-21 1:08 PM (2 years ago)
My friend just asked me what ringtone I’ve got. I said “I’ve never really looked, but probably light brown?”
Is “changing your ring tone” just a euphemism for anal bleaching? Asking for a friend.
(2 years ago)
That's clitty, I don't understand it any better but now you have me thinking of it in another way
(2 years ago)
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Right just mark it on the calendar lol pretty hard to keep track off all these dates 
friendship day and cheesecake day yesterday Adele jam ....I need to start working out more
(2 years ago)
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Emu, log off and then back on, make sure your settings allow for the pop up offers. I got the offer too.
(2 years ago)
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Oh, the pop-up said this offer was good for four hours.
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Sun, 25-Jul-21 5:46 PM (2 years ago)
Been a member for 9 years, posting a status or reading other’s very rarely.. recently though, I’ve found myself being drawn to status feed, purely for the nice and funny bunch of people on here! 😊
Mon, 28-Jul-14 5:25 PM (9 years ago)
Nothing says you've been on NN a while quite like an iPhone battery can...