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hooligan48's Recent Statuses
Wed, 31-Jan-24 11:20 AM (79 days ago)
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I’ve got a big birthday coming up. Any advice for a guy about to be 40?
Just dont think you're old in any way at all!! 40s were my best years!! 😊
(79 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
I'm not sure I remember turning 40 but still having fun at a breakneck pace.
(79 days ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
40 is ancient history to me but congratulations! Here some advice: it’s easier to STAY in shape than get in shape. So work out, watch the weight, eat right and all that crap.
(79 days ago)
spunky4u, GottaBeMe and MrsTrellis like this
Sun, 15-Jan-23 12:16 AM (1 year ago)
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Anyone else curious if that cop that sucked and fucked all her coworkers has a NN profile? 😂
Nope,not at all.
(1 year ago)
smitten4u and Pete_from_Aus like this
LOL!!!!!
(1 year ago)
Some years back, the Zumba prostitute had an NN account. She took videos with her clients without their knowledge and posted them.
(1 year ago)
hooligan48 likes this
^^^^. Here she is lol
(1 year ago)
lennynatural and hooligan48 like this
Not familiar with the story, she sounds awesome!
(1 year ago)
Tue, 4-Oct-22 11:02 AM (1 year ago)
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Any women or couple in western/central NY?
The search function requires the correct location information to be in the profile but I think it’s possible to lie or just leave it out. Good luck.
(1 year ago)
Fri, 24-Sep-21 5:27 PM (2 years ago)
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Looking for women and couples near Fort Myers who want to play next weekend.
Thu, 3-Jun-21 4:13 PM (2 years ago)
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Attended a Zoom orgy. Still got a virus.
tsk, tsk, mask, sanitizer and condoms..........
(2 years ago)
Sun, 9-May-21 3:06 PM (2 years ago)
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Happy swallow it or take it on your tits day to the non- mothers.
Thu, 4-Feb-21 2:07 PM (3 years ago)
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Ready for my birthday spankings....
Happy birthday. Mines in 6 days.
(3 years ago)
hooligan48 likes this
Hope you get more spanking offers than me. Like, even 1. Haha
(3 years ago)
Thu, 17-Dec-20 9:00 PM (3 years ago)
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Talk Letterkenny to me...
North West Donegal
(3 years ago)
dang was getting ready for a letterman imitation
(3 years ago)
Jacobite and GottaBeMe like this
Wed, 14-Oct-20 3:52 PM (3 years ago)
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Feeling overworked and under sexed.
Tahca likes this
Isn't that just life?
(3 years ago)
Seems so.
(3 years ago)
Tue, 11-Aug-20 3:08 PM (3 years ago)
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Hit 1200 page views! Not bad for 12 years. 😂
Sun, 1-Mar-20 10:28 PM (4 years ago)
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Looking for ladies/couples in DFW/Arlington. Anyone out there?
fraric92 likes this
Sat, 23-Nov-19 3:51 PM (4 years ago)
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My premium expired. Now I can finally get all the “tips to a bigger dick” from the banner adds.
LOL
(4 years ago)
hooligan48 likes this
Tip: Do NOT order a penis enlarger from the Wish app. They send you a magnifying glass LOL
(4 years ago)
I'm not seeing those ads, they must know I'm happy with the size of mine. smile
(4 years ago)
Danthaman827 and hooligan48 like this
Just do what I did. Marry a woman with tiny hands.
(4 years ago)
Tue, 29-Oct-19 3:42 AM (4 years ago)
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Any ladies posting boob-o-lantern pics for Halloween?
steelrat60 likes this
NN is having a Halloween Picture contest.
(4 years ago)
steelrat60 and hooligan48 like this
I almost did! Would have probably been much easier then painting my buttwink lol
(4 years ago)
hooligan48, Revord2 and redduck906 like this
Not too late HG! smile
(4 years ago)
hornygirl2018 likes this
Lol!
(4 years ago)
Fri, 27-Sep-19 6:05 PM (4 years ago)
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Me when I see a hot Canadian girl on NN: smile
Me when I realize she’s not on the NY/ONT border: sad
(4 years ago)
Seems the majority of Canadian women here are from BC.
(4 years ago)
Wed, 28-Aug-19 5:34 PM (4 years ago)
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Clean cock, dirty mind smile
fukngruvn and CGsExSlavetoy like this
Dirty cock, sleeping alone
(4 years ago)
You’ve pinpointed the problem, next step is corrective action. Haha.
(4 years ago)
Wed, 21-Aug-19 6:11 PM (4 years ago)
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Back to premium. I have a lot of vids to catch up on!
One of my fav things.
(4 years ago)
GottaBeMe and Pleasurecpl4U like this
Think I’ll start with PApda and work back smile
(4 years ago)
lennynatural and GottaBeMe like this
LN, how have you been?
(4 years ago)
Good PC, how about you?
(4 years ago)
Sun, 11-Aug-19 9:52 PM (4 years ago)
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90% of NN users [link removed]
inforfunc likes this
THE REASON ?
(4 years ago)
*getting the shakes from suspension *
(4 years ago)
90% of people surveyed said the other 10 % are morons
(4 years ago)
That's fuNNy because the other 10% said the same about the 90% smile
(4 years ago)
Success is 2% inspiration, 98% perspiration and 1% attention to detail - Phil Dunphy
(4 years ago)
Mon, 24-Jun-19 4:04 PM (4 years ago)
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Chat is insufferable today.
Sun, 2-Jun-19 8:01 PM (4 years ago)
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Need a good dick sucking ASAP!
Sun, 26-May-19 5:10 PM (4 years ago)
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I see horny people. They’re everywhere.
Thu, 25-Apr-19 1:58 PM (4 years ago)
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Last day of premium. Let the internal conflict begin.
Double time special on now - don't do it!
(4 years ago)
lennynatural likes this
Hahaha. Thanks for the heads up.
(4 years ago)
maraff likes this
^ says he with his head down wink
(4 years ago)
captain_82 likes this
Sat, 20-Apr-19 5:12 PM (5 years ago)
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5 days of premium left. Looking for recommendations. Who posts the best vids?
MissAsshlee! MissAshlee!MissAshlee! she has a wonderful masturbation one...
(5 years ago)
Justmedamian likes this
Shaq and Adele: those are two of my favs!
(5 years ago)
Justmedamian and MissAshlee like this
Freckles added one, dont know if she has more?
(5 years ago)
Justmedamian and MissAshlee like this
SEB had a few, but alas they are gone. MissAshlee, PApda, kellybean, Emilyandnathan, KaraFirefly, Newgirl16....
(5 years ago)
Justmedamian and steelrat60 like this
GottaBeMe too
(5 years ago)
Tue, 9-Apr-19 7:31 PM (5 years ago)
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Better to be a smartass than a dumbass, right?
MrsTrellis likes this
judging by the company here, most prefer bareass.
(5 years ago)
hooligan48 and Ley-dd like this
Thank goodness for that too, Linc.
(5 years ago)
we sure do lincoln
(5 years ago)
Fri, 29-Mar-19 7:51 PM (5 years ago)
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The sexiness on here just keeps getting greater and greater.
mad
(5 years ago)
hooligan48 likes this
I’m sure some random will come in and post a real boner killer status anytime now.
(5 years ago)
PApda and MidnightWriter like this
You called??? LOL
(5 years ago)
PApda, plumguy and hooligan48 like this
Wan wan waaannnnnn.....
(5 years ago)
MidnightWriter likes this
There it is grin
(5 years ago)
MidnightWriter likes this
Sat, 9-Mar-19 5:49 PM (5 years ago)
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Is there a particular reason pics and vids aren’t filtering?
They are for me...I just tried the "hide dicks/hide pussies" filters and both worked
(5 years ago)
Weird. Are you on desktop or mobile?
(5 years ago)
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