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ida_ho_103104's Recent Statuses
Sat, 23-Nov-24 2:13 AM (13 days ago)
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I woke up in love this mornin'...Went to sleep with you on my mind...
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Nope! He drank himself to death!
(12 days ago)
thank the baby cheeses fo that scared
(12 days ago)
Those times when you have to find something that sticks better and leaves a better taste in your ears.
(12 days ago)
Damn 😆 I like that song.. try having All about that bass
(12 days ago)
Try having "All about that bass" stuck in your head,thats when I started listening to music to sleep because that song kept running through my head 😮‍💨
(12 days ago)
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Mon, 18-Nov-24 12:45 AM (18 days ago)
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Some days are just too peoplie for me!
Ugh, people!
(17 days ago)
Oh and how.
(17 days ago)
Sun, 3-Nov-24 2:59 PM (32 days ago)
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Thanks to all my lovely NN friends for all the birthday wishes! It was a great day! I won't mention all the new aches and pains of the elderly!
Happy Belated Bday to you smile
(32 days ago)
Glad you had a great birthday 🎂
(32 days ago)
♫ Happy birthday to you ♪ Happy birthday to you ♫ Happy birthday lovely Ida ♪ Happy birthday to you ♫ It a good job you cant hear my voice smile
(32 days ago)
birthdays are like orgasms.the older you get the faster they cum
(32 days ago)
Hope you had a good one x
(31 days ago)
Tue, 22-Oct-24 12:58 AM (45 days ago)
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So many end of October, early November birthdays! We don't like to think about it, but we are possibly the result of a hot Valentine date! Hehe!
the history of people getting laid are we. w00t
(45 days ago)
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That explains so much.
(44 days ago)
Wed, 9-Oct-24 12:47 AM (58 days ago)
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We are safe at a strong sturdy brick and mortar building. Bring it on Milton! The hotel is hell on earth, but we can survive 2 days (as long as the serial killers stay in their own rooms!)
We avoided the highways and kept to smaller roads.
(58 days ago)
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Everything crossed now you are ok and your house is intact when you return!
(58 days ago)
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Glad you made it. Stay safe.
(58 days ago)
Glad to hear it Ida, hope your house will be ok
(57 days ago)
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Glad you are OK ida xxx
(57 days ago)
Tue, 8-Oct-24 4:08 PM (58 days ago)
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Saw the funniest traffic report...they went live, and the girl didn't know so she was primping her hair and her dress. Then she lifted up her dress to check her wires and showed everyone her hoo-haa!
with? without? undaware?
(58 days ago)
She was probably hot too, all them tv people have to be hot to be on camera.
(58 days ago)
@bmb...she was really not hot! She looked kinda "frumpy." The hubz nearly choked on his coffee!
(58 days ago)
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@wodja...they were either a tan color or she wasn't wearing any. They could have been a string type thong...I wasn't studying the screen, and it was a quick flash!
(58 days ago)
Well, at least it not look like the wild untamed Amazon jungle w00t
(58 days ago)
Sat, 5-Oct-24 11:15 PM (61 days ago)
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Oh yay! ANother hurricane is headed to Florida (said no Floridian ever!)
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Not to jinx, but one weather model is predicting that it will weaken. Still massive precipi tation.
(60 days ago)
@McPhallus...I hope so, but I am not too confident in that!
(60 days ago)
McPhallus likes this
Enough already! Stay safe, ida.
(60 days ago)
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Thanks JG. We will be going to a shelter...this is going to be a new experience! Fingers crossed the house is still standing when we get back!
(59 days ago)
McPhallus likes this
Probably a good idea with the storm surge. Hopefully you won't experience flooding.
(59 days ago)
Fri, 13-Sep-24 5:35 PM (83 days ago)
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Popped into Aldi's to pick up a few items...BOOM! $167 later and I am back home!
We spend a crap ton and we only go a couple times a month. I couldn't imagine going quarterly.
(82 days ago)
Fk that
(82 days ago)
In having bread and butter for dinner for the whole week
(82 days ago)
Well, if it's quality bread and butter
(82 days ago)
@M&D...I used to live 3 miles from a Costco and was there at least once a week. Now I have to drive 45 minutes to get to a Costco. sad I don't have room to store things bought in bulk
(82 days ago)
Sun, 8-Sep-24 1:48 PM (88 days ago)
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That's why I'm easy...I'm easy like Sunday morning...
damn it ho... you got that stuck in my head now.. bad, bad girl spank
(88 days ago)
McPhallus likes this
Love this song,hey ida smile
(88 days ago)
it's only fair biggie! i heard it this morning and I can't get it out of my head either!
(88 days ago)
Good morning Adele!
(88 days ago)
Great guitar solo for that song... that will get stuck.
(88 days ago)
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Sun, 1-Sep-24 8:12 PM (95 days ago)
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WOW! I just saw a profile "About Me" section that was longer than the Preamble to the US Constitution! I don't have time for all that!
@Adele...I tried to read it to the end but it was like listening to a 3 year old telling you about a dream he had! It just would not end! Hehe!
(95 days ago)
A picture is worth a thousand words! Post some pics! 😂😂😂
(95 days ago)
Some can be interesting but usually after the first six lines you just think f**k that smile
(95 days ago)
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We must have a politician in here. Nobody else would wanna self promote that much
(95 days ago)
Jersey__Girl likes this
In this case, I prefer more than less. Too many don't put anything and we don't get to know them.
(94 days ago)
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Thu, 22-Aug-24 12:20 AM (106 days ago)
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Loving the Nature Group. The pics are beautiful and make me want to go out with my camera more!
That was a gorgeous picture you just put up in the nature group.grin
(106 days ago)
I hear ya!
(106 days ago)
Thanks Adele! We get some truly beautiful sunsets here in Florida.
(106 days ago)
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The nature group has become my fave part of NN.
(106 days ago)
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Sat, 17-Aug-24 5:55 PM (110 days ago)
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Sometimes I read the comments here and then check a profile and say to myself "Now I see why you are single!" LOL
Haha.. this is so right on 🙂
(110 days ago)
:laugh;
(110 days ago)
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😂😂😂
(110 days ago)
😂😂😂
(109 days ago)
Mon, 12-Aug-24 10:31 PM (115 days ago)
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What is your biggest pet peeve? I have many, but one of the biggest ones is dudes who wear their pants low, showing off their boxers. I prefer men who show off their sexy ass in a nice pair of jeans.
Saw a dude this morning with his pants UNDER his ass. Boxers had pictures of $100 bills. The topper was in his hand he was carrying a pet crate with a cat in it. (we were at the quickie-mart!)
(114 days ago)
WOW,that's all I can say to that ida 😆
(114 days ago)
McPhallus likes this
People blocking the footpath talking and not moving out the way when they see you approach, expecting you to walk in the road to go past them.
(114 days ago)
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@Adele...I am sure he just had to take his cat for a walk and didn't have time to pull up his pants properly!
(114 days ago)
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Yes,I'm sure you are correct *giggles
(114 days ago)
Mon, 5-Aug-24 1:06 AM (123 days ago)
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Nothing like a little storm (hurricane) to bring the temps back down! Now if we could do something about the humidity!
Adele...humidity is 93% right now! Raining with the occasional flash of lightning. The hair is OUT OF CONTROL!
(123 days ago)
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Juicy...you have spent enough time in Florida so you know how "hit or miss" it can be! grin
(123 days ago)
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I have and have also spent enough time there to sympathize with your hair!!
(123 days ago)
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Ouch,I thought it was awful when it got up to 77% heresad
(123 days ago)
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Wet with big hair, an 80s music video in the making. I've got history in central Florida where muggy is next level.
(122 days ago)
Tue, 30-Jul-24 10:39 PM (128 days ago)
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I've said it before and I will say it again...He who stirs the shit should have to lick the spoon!
Open wide!
(127 days ago)
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH grin
(127 days ago)
Wodja...you seem a little too eager!
(127 days ago)
well it helps whe u can only half see half the werds on the screen ... i need another eye transplant love
(127 days ago)
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Sun, 28-Jul-24 4:28 PM (130 days ago)
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Being negative only makes a journey more difficult. You may be given a cactus, but you don't have to sit on it. ~Joyce Meyer
Some people are just "prickly"
(130 days ago)
Sat, 27-Jul-24 6:01 PM (131 days ago)
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Driving home from vacation with a cup full of mixed nuts in the cup holder when the dog decides to stand on the center console...I told him "Don't slobber on my nuts!" Uncontrollable giggling ensued!
Huh huh huh, you said nuts
(131 days ago)
😆 🤣
(131 days ago)
That and fart jokes, never not funny! 😂😂😂
(131 days ago)
BMB...Thank goodness he didn't have the dog farts! I would have had to destroy the car after 2 days of driving!
(131 days ago)
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Tue, 16-Jul-24 3:19 AM (143 days ago)
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When viewing pics, do you ever look at the background? Some people really need to work on their cleaning skills! Does that make me a snob? (I better go check my pics! Hehe!)
Sorry, ida. So, I assume you found it? Odd, because I didn't.
(140 days ago)
try a different spelling..."anal-eze"
(140 days ago)
McPhallus likes this
Beware using Anal-eze or similar products. If it numbs a butthole it will numb your dick too!
(140 days ago)
Also not a good idea to numb places where pain might be the signal something is going terribly wrong. But it is a good gift for colleagues appointed to faculty senate, ethics or tenure committees.
(140 days ago)
I've got an ezy anus. Jus saying. .
(140 days ago)
Fri, 5-Jul-24 5:52 PM (153 days ago)
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Is life happening to you, or are you happening to life? – Michael Bassey Johnson
Thu, 4-Jul-24 5:52 PM (154 days ago)
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Wow! Just got the weirdest private message here on NN. Not sure if I should feel Honored or Offended.
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Flip a coin smile
(154 days ago)
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Sun, 30-Jun-24 1:08 AM (159 days ago)
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It is what it is and it ain't what it ain't...It's life and it's love and it ain't gonna change...It's a beautiful mess I don't wanna miss...It sits in the spins and it is what it is...
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Is you is or is you ain’t gonna be my baby? 😆
(158 days ago)
Sat, 4-May-24 10:37 PM (215 days ago)
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I'm nothing fancy, I'm nothing special, that's true...but I know what your thinkin' cuz I'm thinkin' that same thing too...
Well I’m thinking nice pair, so we must be on the same wavelength 😜
(214 days ago)
Tue, 23-Apr-24 8:42 PM (226 days ago)
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Life is an attitude...if you don't like your life then change your attitude!
I was accused of being too cheerful! I find no reason to be grumpy...you know what they say about flies and honey!
(226 days ago)
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too cheerful? We need way more people like you in the world, Ida.. Hugs
(226 days ago)
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Choose joy.
(226 days ago)
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Lenny you are making me want to haul my Choose life shirt out of my 80's drawer
(226 days ago)
You have an 80's drawer? I think everything I had from the 80's has turned into dust!
(226 days ago)
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Sun, 21-Apr-24 11:00 PM (228 days ago)
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You're in my head like an 80s song...and I just can't help but sing along
Keep SINGING!!!
(228 days ago)
Sat, 13-Apr-24 8:15 PM (236 days ago)
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A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. ~Herm Albright
aye wot guvna, i recently had occasion to excommunicate some one with so much positivity it was infectious crying
(236 days ago)
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