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NaughtyDroid's Recent Statuses
Thu, 4-Jul-19 8:23 PM (4 years ago)
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bzz ..
Thu, 18-Apr-19 11:09 PM (4 years ago)
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Beep! Vzzzt-zip-boop! *blip* bzzzZZZZ? (time for annual robot status update)
MieleGattina likes this
*waves*
(4 years ago)
*beeps*
(4 years ago)
Sat, 12-May-18 9:14 PM (5 years ago)
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Beep! Vzzzt-zip-boop! *blip* bzzzZZZZ?
Beeeeeppp!
(5 years ago)
smedium and NaughtyDroid like this
These always make me smile xx
(5 years ago)
smedium and NaughtyDroid like this
^^^LOL your comment made me smile hehehe grin
(5 years ago)
I'm still laughing, lolol I'm going outsidetongue
(5 years ago)
Wed, 5-Apr-17 11:56 PM (6 years ago)
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*scans for things and hovers around .. beep*
*beeps a friendly greeting*
(6 years ago)
Mon, 4-Jan-16 12:28 PM (8 years ago)
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Beep .. bzzz .. *scans his environment for perving targets*
happy_belle likes this
you do not have authorisation for this planet life zone.....please identify yourself and your galaxy star structure.
(8 years ago)
mr.expo likes this
These are not the pervs you are looking for
(8 years ago)
mr.expo likes this
Lynz, it's an older clearance code he has, but it checks out.
(8 years ago)
beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep smile xxxx
(8 years ago)
Thu, 2-Jul-15 8:29 PM (8 years ago)
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bzz ...
BZZ!
(8 years ago)
boo bees flying around you?
(8 years ago)
how the hell have you been, Droidy, ain't seen you in a while
(8 years ago)
buzzing along, mr. steel
(8 years ago)
Buzzed? smile
(8 years ago)
Sun, 26-Oct-14 6:56 PM (9 years ago)
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*beeps pervily*
bzzzz
(9 years ago)
*bzzz*
(9 years ago)
hi droid
(9 years ago)
* buzzy buzz buzz *
(9 years ago)
Thu, 25-Sep-14 12:16 AM (9 years ago)
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Bzzz.
HONK!
(9 years ago)
I'm fairly sure I bzz and beep sad
(9 years ago)
waves hand you are not the droid i'm looking for
(9 years ago)
Bzzzzorp!!!!! Hi, Droid: ) xox
(9 years ago)
I never am the droid anyone is looking for .. :| smile
(9 years ago)
Sun, 21-Sep-14 12:36 AM (9 years ago)
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Bzz? *blip* Bzzzzzzz! Beep-bzz. Vzzzt-zip-boop. Perving ..
Bzzzz smile
(9 years ago)
I am functioning mostly withing normal parameters.
(9 years ago)
Hey there Droid
(9 years ago)
Aren't we all, lol. Well, maybe...what do I know...
(9 years ago)
tongue
(9 years ago)
Mon, 8-Sep-14 2:52 AM (9 years ago)
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Bzzzzzz ... *detects coffee* Beep!
bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(9 years ago)
bzz. bzzzzz? beep.
(9 years ago)
*giefs coffee*
(9 years ago)
yay!
(9 years ago)
*giefs cookies*
(9 years ago)
Wed, 7-May-14 11:16 AM (9 years ago)
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Bzzzzzz ... *detects coffee* Beep!
Me1vin likes this
hi Droid xoxo
(9 years ago)
*Detects his friend Lizzie and beeps happily*
(9 years ago)
*is she in your coffee* ? grin
(9 years ago)
Hmmm .. Lizzie in my coffee. sounds delicious, but I'm not sure she'd like it ..
(9 years ago)
Mon, 21-Apr-14 12:59 AM (9 years ago)
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Bzzz .. *scans his environment for friendly humanoids*
sharsbackforever likes this
Beep beep, Droid. Happy to see you: ) xxx
(9 years ago)
*scans JG and M&D, beeping greetfully*
(9 years ago)
^5 lol
(9 years ago)
Buzz
(9 years ago)
bzzz.
(9 years ago)
Wed, 16-Apr-14 5:48 AM (9 years ago)
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Bzzzzzzz. Coffee. Bzz. *Beep*
happyhumper69 and bigtitter86 like this
Wakey, wakeey ~ it's 7 am here!
(9 years ago)
* gives droid an energon expresso *
(9 years ago)
Droid short circuits with da coffee...
(9 years ago)
Wed, 9-Apr-14 8:03 PM (9 years ago)
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Bzzz. To cum or not to cum ... that, is the question.
State_of_Shock likes this
LOL. Oh the great bard...of spunk.
(9 years ago)
Wed, 22-Jan-14 12:01 PM (10 years ago)
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Bzz? *blip* Bzzzzzzz! Beep-bzz. Vzzzt-zip-boop.
Electric razor fell in the bath again? lol
(10 years ago)
Nah, just buzzing and beeping like a robot should.
(10 years ago)
need some oil brother?
(10 years ago)
3CPO never did that! lol
(10 years ago)
Sure!
(10 years ago)
Mon, 20-Jan-14 7:46 PM (10 years ago)
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bzzzssshsszzzzz.
Buzzboopbuzzzzz
(10 years ago)
bzzzzz
(10 years ago)
My favorite Finnish robot xx
(10 years ago)
Sat, 18-Jan-14 3:21 PM (10 years ago)
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*robotically sings "... and everyone was kung-fu perving .. fast as lightning .."*
hi NaughtyDroidsmile
(10 years ago)
bzz smile
(10 years ago)
Hey Droid with a wonky fuse LOL
(10 years ago)
Sun, 5-Jan-14 3:53 AM (10 years ago)
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Bzzz ...
bzzZZzzzZZzzzz
(10 years ago)
*hovers*
(10 years ago)
You buzzeth? smile
(10 years ago)
*beeps!*
(10 years ago)
who sprung a leak??? *lix*
(10 years ago)
Sun, 22-Dec-13 5:56 AM (10 years ago)
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Vzzzz. Bzz? Bzzzzzz.
happyhumper69 likes this
Howdy droid
(10 years ago)
*beeps greetfully*
(10 years ago)
Bzz.. bzz... bzzzt.. bip beep boop whistle
(10 years ago)
bah-weep-graaaaagnah wheep ni ni bong
(10 years ago)
<<<is tongue-tied.
(10 years ago)
Thu, 19-Dec-13 1:44 PM (10 years ago)
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*Scans his environment for friendly humanoids*
*slides droid a can of hydro fluid*
(10 years ago)
Hi
(10 years ago)
Thanks, adam!
(10 years ago)
Hey there Droid.
(10 years ago)
Fri, 13-Dec-13 12:25 PM (10 years ago)
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*Hovers into the masturbatory perving corner*
justus150 likes this
Eww......
(10 years ago)
haha tongue
(10 years ago)
Your feet would stick to the floor if ya didnt hover
(10 years ago)
carful when you put ya landin gear down, no one mopped that corner for a while sad
(10 years ago)
Thu, 28-Nov-13 4:56 AM (10 years ago)
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O_O
My favorite Finnish friend! xx
(10 years ago)
bzz.
(10 years ago)
*buzzes happily at steelrat, ali_dee and JG*
(10 years ago)
buzz!!
(10 years ago)
you better buzz happy... it is always good to see you
(10 years ago)
Tue, 12-Nov-13 11:44 PM (10 years ago)
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*Hovers into the masturbatory perving corner*
Oooo is it sticky there lol
(10 years ago)
Not very sticky, we try to take care of maintenance here, you know ..
(10 years ago)
*Scans ali_dee*
(10 years ago)
*pulls droid into the closet* bwahahahah
(10 years ago)
I think I shall be doing some of that masturbation now ...
(10 years ago)
Mon, 11-Nov-13 6:01 AM (10 years ago)
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*Hovers in and scans his environment for friendly humanoids*
MrsTexasPeach likes this
welcomes droid to status with a nice glass of energon
(10 years ago)
Thanks!
(10 years ago)
Sat, 5-Oct-13 5:12 AM (10 years ago)
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Bzzz .. bzz? Bzzz! *hovers around*
Hiya.
(10 years ago)
hi smile
(10 years ago)
*Robotically scans his environment*
(10 years ago)
*get's out fly swat*
(10 years ago)
gives droid a nice glass of Energon to drink
(10 years ago)
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