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Hornypoett's Recent Statuses
Wed, 3-Jan-24 8:05 PM (107 days ago)
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16k views in a lil' less than 10 yrs! That's a celebration! Well I'd love to see in the comments too but wth!? Thanks to all the beauties'n the dudes here kept me company all the time! Happy-o '24! wink
Congratulations sir!
(107 days ago)
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Happy New Year Hpoett! smile
(107 days ago)
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Fri, 18-Nov-22 10:28 PM (1 year ago)
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Ditch the G-spot and Skene's gland, It recently begun to be called as the "Prostate" and women have it too in a different form. Proof? PSH found in women's squirt and consensus on deep internal scans.
do those glands surround the urethra and pinch it off in old age? Not in females
(1 year ago)
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@steelrat60, not a surprise indeed, I've been digging into these studies for years and recently it got hyped up again to call it the "female prostate" so I'm doing my part to let people know...
(1 year ago)
Although, it's certainly exists in various "scattered" forms from the male counterpart and also smaller in tissue but still secretes the same molecules and lubricates the vaginal "canal" too...
(1 year ago)
@juicy, you're right but it's just like steelrat60 said, it's making up as the glands triggered and those glands adds their ingredients to that "fresh" urine too, sometimes as less as untraceable...
(1 year ago)
knowing these facts, I've been "advocating" it for years that male and female as "genders" are not much different as too much said in the contexts of "socilogical sexes" and even of psychology...
(1 year ago)
Fri, 18-Nov-22 2:11 PM (1 year ago)
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After I've seen it, I really do think that a "shower" types' cock looks just like a gooey duck upside down especially in their flaccid state. It's a good reason to love oneself for being a "grower".wink
Mens’ hairy bodies don’t do it for me, hairy penis and balls, yuck. Plastered wet and flaccid? Enough to turn me 100% straight! 🤣🤣
(1 year ago)
Sun, 28-Nov-21 11:20 PM (2 years ago)
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I don't need to marry, I don't need to take wives, I can have many children if she wants, but I won't roll no dices. If only I have to say, I just need a partner in crime, in some certain crimes!.. wink
Sat, 20-Nov-21 3:01 PM (2 years ago)
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I see human body as a temple √ I love to be naked in nature √ and I only give pleasure as I take. After listening to a girl who knows these stuff, I realized that I might as well be a satanist! grin
...but still, I'm strictly a non-theist person and just as the great John Lennon said, I can only believe in ME... though I don't have a "Yoko" to extend the faith just as going in the lyrics smile ...
(2 years ago)
Wed, 30-Jun-21 6:30 AM (2 years ago)
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I don't like this "flirt" app, it's not working for me at all. I keep getting automated PM notifications but I can't see anyone in the matches sect. so, just PM me yourself instead of flirting ok? wink
Sun, 25-Apr-21 2:23 PM (2 years ago)
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Made a first blog update in a loong loong time!.. Go ahead and check if you're interested in how I do a tribute...
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Mon, 12-Apr-21 10:12 PM (3 years ago)
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Nuphorism: Clearly we all need to find new'n our own directions in life instead of the original 4 that we all taught of. Ditch being western, eastern, so and so; I think I'll go my "zestern" ways!..wink
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Fri, 4-Sep-20 6:32 PM (3 years ago)
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Any recommendations for the soundracks of my new vids? Any kinda music would be fine but preferably with explicit/erotic lyrics 'n psychedelic/rock/heavy metal songs. See my other vids to get an idea.
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Anything by kiss or zz top...
(3 years ago)
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Soundtrack to Cat People, a lil David Bowie, maestro?
(3 years ago)
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Fairies wear Boots, Black Sabbath
(3 years ago)
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Lou Reed, is an option!
(3 years ago)
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Lola... the Kinks
(3 years ago)
Tue, 16-Jun-20 7:23 AM (3 years ago)
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Question: Single guy here, a long time nudist&nature lover and been stuck at home. So I'm thinking of re-edit and re-upload my entire outdoor nude collection, you think it'd be worth to do?..
if you want to do that - though is not shooting new stuff more entertaining?
(3 years ago)
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YES!! YES!! and YES!!!...
(175 days ago)
I know this is very old but why not take nude,I know people prefer new stuff and hey poettsmile
(175 days ago)
Wed, 2-Oct-19 4:14 PM (4 years ago)
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I'm ur "synthetiser of love", synthetising the love that u're giving me. I can put it in a lunchbox 'n eat it like in home wherever u take me, as u suck out all the love I can give out of my body!..wink
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exactly!.. let me add another good example... right now it's playing "your dream" by Minotaurus... and also cheers for "cheering" the place up!..
(4 years ago)
Head to toes, beauty spots are all over. They are my tattoos. grin
(4 years ago)
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Right, that is off topic indeed. Now gotta type this on the right post. Sorry
(4 years ago)
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@001bella Don't mention it lol!.. I don't mind and love to "witness the heat" even if it's accidental, but also I love the profile pic of yours!.. wink
(4 years ago)
Heat? Where? It's cold & rainy here. sad I love that photo too. @Hornypoeet
(4 years ago)
Sun, 22-Sep-19 3:29 PM (4 years ago)
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Imagine if u're out of hope, or there's nothing left to take; Imagine if the best dope is ur brains 'n hands, or got hunger for love charms; Imagine when no ones around 'n u got things to sort out! wink
Wed, 4-Sep-19 12:51 PM (4 years ago)
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FYI: I actually tried lots of beard n' hair styles even though I don't have much. Lately I did this "lumbersexual" looks... Wondering you ladies' opinions on my new pics if any of you hearing out!? grin
Beware of the bright background colours though... I think it kinda suits me well but I shaved that long beard anyway... Would you like me to reconsider growing it again?.. Let me know! smile
(4 years ago)
Wed, 2-Jan-19 2:01 PM (5 years ago)
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As u bloom all over my body'n head, our minds'll explode'n the love will outspread; Just like the glory of a cock that's strong in hand, I'm gonna make it pour like snow up to ur mountains' height! wink
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Was this a Cliff Richard tune?
(5 years ago)
@Agent_K LoL, nope, the verses' are all mine, and I never heard of him but after a quick lookup, I can def. say that even my lines are not funny as his lol...
(5 years ago)
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Thu, 6-Dec-18 10:35 PM (5 years ago)
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I ain't got no money but I got class, ain't got no sweater ain't got no pants; Ain't got no woman but what've I got Nobody can take away? Got my brains, got my hands and I got my cock that can sway!smile
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(5 years ago)
soung like you got plenty poet smile
(5 years ago)
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Hehe, it does doesn't it Ms. Artistic!?.. Well that plenty got me through all these yrs. to my age, and I'm grateful but sometimes the anticipations just tipping the scale.. wink
(5 years ago)
and also I love listening to that song by Nina Simone so I thought I have to write my own "horny-poetic" twist of it LoLsmile
(5 years ago)
LOL
(5 years ago)
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Mon, 25-Dec-17 12:26 AM (6 years ago)
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9999 pageviews lol... Yeah I know, a nice way to kick off a year!.. smile
10,001
(6 years ago)
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(6 years ago)
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Well it passed the line quite fast lol... Even just a tiny few of them viewers has really contacted me, still thanks to you all!.. and cheers!.. wink
(6 years ago)
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I saw 10,000
(6 years ago)
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And you were great to make it long last @msbehavin101 heart
(6 years ago)
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Thu, 26-Oct-17 5:03 PM (6 years ago)
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Hi, I'm Wines, king of the cheap wines; I teach a course of happiness as the chief achiever of high times; Please don't dump ur boredom over me, even if u knew that I'm the sweeper of the souls!.. wink
the best wines are of the box variety ....and wild irish rose
(6 years ago)
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Boones Farm, Bali Hai
(6 years ago)
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I've found that I prefer Port smile
(6 years ago)
Tue, 22-Aug-17 1:24 AM (6 years ago)
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My brain's an octopus reaching every tiny detail of u, My eyes're not blue but can see what's behind the blue, My feet can walk miles w/o a hick, my desire for beauty is much bigger than you think! wink
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Fri, 7-Jul-17 6:34 PM (6 years ago)
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If any of u ladies has ever seen the mating of the sharks, gotta tell u that's my new fantasy! To be precise, a rough, hard fuck with lots of "fin slaps&grabs" and lotsa bites (kisses) on the neck! wink
of course, I spent a very drunken night in a beer halle in Stuttgart just after the wall came down, with an excellent oompah band: : )
(6 years ago)
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Or were you calling kelly the pervert? tongue
(6 years ago)
Who were all resplendent in their lederhosen and floral shirts.
(6 years ago)
I saw plenty of it in Mayrhofen many years ago.
(6 years ago)
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I also gotta tell that it have to be standing pose, since they're doing it in vertically and like strangling instead of swimming lol...
(6 years ago)
Mon, 22-May-17 2:28 PM (6 years ago)
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I'm just a tad better than broke, can't buy u a homestead; Can barely get food but got lotsa meat; If U're not for the money, try'n turn up the heat; I'll cook ya the soul food as much as u can eat!wink
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Sat, 13-May-17 7:26 PM (6 years ago)
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Talkin'bout the shank o'mine. It rines itself with lust, bedazzles with it's shine. It rubbed so much to whet, but I ain't got no sheath. Wrap urself on it 'n let us taste the pleasure of the meat! smile
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Sat, 13-May-17 9:22 AM (6 years ago)
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I have hole in the heart, where my desire lies deep at; Like the misery of craving u so bad, it can never be filled; Cuz whenever I should reach'n give u all I had, I'm turning into a poet instead!wink
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Sat, 1-Apr-17 7:31 AM (7 years ago)
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I'm a sculptor of the ancient age, sculpting my cock every night'n day; With your wings I believe it can make us both fly; Sculpting my cock everyday till your lust will make you can't look away!.. wink
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Thu, 31-Mar-16 5:14 PM (8 years ago)
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As far as I remember it's been such a tangle, that magic of ur venus triangle; When I look at u, I feel like a plane being sucked right into the bermuda triangle. Can it be the time for a shangle!? smile
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now there's a fitting user name
(8 years ago)
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Tue, 29-Mar-16 3:03 PM (8 years ago)
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Have u ever seen or heard a guy that tore a hole up on the artficial pussy and make it loose/usesless right at the first use? and it happened three times with different toys? well that's me!.. smile
I believe lights flash, bells ring and the earth moves, but please don't take my word for it!
(8 years ago)
I shall write too Mrs.Trellis of north wales on the matter...
(8 years ago)
Good plan, she was the prototype ....
(8 years ago)
But one could watch said programme whilst applying said device to one's
(8 years ago)
Todger
(8 years ago)
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