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Ohioman_1979's Recent Statuses
Wed, 27-Mar-24 6:17 PM (1 day ago)
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“All experience is controlled hallucination.” ~ some cognitive scientist
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Wed, 27-Mar-24 5:02 PM (1 day ago)
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Ladies, choose one: thicker or longer?
Mon, 25-Mar-24 5:53 PM (3 days ago)
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Shot SO thick this morning….video is cumming…
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Mon, 25-Mar-24 1:13 PM (3 days ago)
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Good morning NN! I haven’t had time to enjoy myself in weeks. Just posted a few.
Fri, 15-Mar-24 5:49 PM (13 days ago)
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Here’s your reminder to drink water for better orgasms…
Hey Ohio...I drink water for a different reason but you go smile
(13 days ago)
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lots of organisms in water crying
(13 days ago)
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Well it still hasnt worked!! 3 hrs !!
(13 days ago)
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Well if you’ve seen what I do, you know I can dehydrate fast…! Haha
(13 days ago)
me granny got dehydrated, once, only once too, when she was cremated w00t
(13 days ago)
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Wed, 13-Mar-24 6:25 PM (15 days ago)
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I had to come through today and celebrate four years of being cancer-clear today! (Celebrating with a good, good friend of mine tonight too…wink Guys, check for testicular lumps at LEAST once a week…
…Or ask a friend to check for you.
(15 days ago)
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Mon, 11-Mar-24 6:14 PM (17 days ago)
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I wonder how I can celebrate four years of being testicular cancer-clear this Wednesday. Hmmmmm… wink
Congrats Ohioman ... I hate that "C" word
(17 days ago)
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Congratulations honey! Let your imagination run wild. You deserve to! 🤗
(17 days ago)
LOVEXXXPORN and Ohioman_1979 like this
congrats. I've been testicular cancer free since 2015. living a good life.
(17 days ago)
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Congrats, you beat it! now you can beat the meat.
(16 days ago)
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Thanks everyone!
(16 days ago)
Mon, 11-Mar-24 2:15 PM (17 days ago)
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Good morning NN! Much luv and sneakiness.
Mon, 11-Mar-24 2:07 AM (18 days ago)
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See you tomorrow morning (eastern time zone), NN!
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Thu, 7-Mar-24 7:29 PM (21 days ago)
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I had a dream I was hanging out with Snoop so I’m ever so incrementally cooler than I was yesterday.
owbiglineman, NicRae and SashaDoll like this
hoo dafuk is snoop? blink sounds like a dawg?
(21 days ago)
Ohioman_1979 and LOVEXXXPORN like this
^^^ Oh yeah and every dawg has his day
(21 days ago)
Wed, 6-Mar-24 4:36 PM (22 days ago)
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Today marks two full years single and away from an unhappy, unhealthy marriage, and next Wednesday marks four years cancer-clear!
Good for you! I escaped from mine 22 years ago!
(22 days ago)
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Happy for you honey! Enjoy your peace and good health 🙏🏾
(22 days ago)
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Good job. Let's hot they both don't come back
(22 days ago)
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Hope*
(22 days ago)
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Mon, 4-Mar-24 5:27 PM (24 days ago)
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It’s been a few weeks since I could pop on, and even longer since I spent a length of time here. Hi NN! Missed you.
MellieK and NicRae like this
Hiya, buckeye. smile
(24 days ago)
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Wed, 14-Feb-24 3:54 PM (43 days ago)
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Happy Valentine’s Day to everyone!
cedar19 and LOVEXXXPORN like this
Happy Valentines Day handsome 💝
(43 days ago)
Happy Valentine's Day!!
(43 days ago)
Fri, 9-Feb-24 9:12 PM (48 days ago)
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63F here in Ohio. In February. Not going to kid you, it feels great out today…!
owbiglineman and tugking70 like this
Same here, with a lot of sun, has helped the winter doldrums go away for a bit
(48 days ago)
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Fri, 9-Feb-24 3:45 PM (48 days ago)
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Ever wake up with a song in your head you haven’t heard in decades or more? “Now that we found love, what are we gonna do….”
… with it? Love me some HeavyD
(48 days ago)
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Thu, 8-Feb-24 2:42 PM (49 days ago)
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This is your reminder to stay hydrated today…
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I have a phone for that.. hey Ohio,sadly enough I do need to be reminded to drink,weird.
(49 days ago)
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Mon, 5-Feb-24 4:16 PM (52 days ago)
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It’s no secret that an orgasm from masturbation can *sometimes* be better than an orgasm during sex with a partner, right?
No clue,never had the former
(52 days ago)
I mean latter
(52 days ago)
McPhallus likes this
No.
(51 days ago)
I find all of this fascinating.
(51 days ago)
Looks at sometimes and thinks hmm maybe.
(51 days ago)
Mon, 5-Feb-24 3:57 PM (52 days ago)
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Have an amazing week, NN friends!
Wed, 31-Jan-24 1:03 PM (57 days ago)
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If my posts have ever turned you on, whether a video or a pic, I want to thank you and say I’m legitimately flattered! I won’t tell anyone… wink
Wed, 31-Jan-24 12:30 PM (57 days ago)
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Early as hell for me today, so might as well spend some of it here. Hi NN
Hi dare
(57 days ago)
Thu, 25-Jan-24 6:10 PM (63 days ago)
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Being single without much intimacy in my life is WAY better than being married without any intimacy.
GottaBeMe and Jersey__Girl like this
Amen to that brother.
(63 days ago)
Ohioman_1979 and GottaBeMe like this
No intimacy in my life but still madly in love with my best friend and wife of 48 years.
(63 days ago)
In so many ways, I'm glad I'm divorced. Then there's the part of me that knows the loneliness it entails.
(63 days ago)
The thing about being divorced or single in general is you never know when the next exciting person will enter your life. Being unhappily married means that most certainly isn’t a possibiity.
(62 days ago)
Wed, 24-Jan-24 8:16 PM (64 days ago)
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Coming off as a little absent-minded today due to being horny AF at work. Can’t tell the people around me about it so I’m saying it’s my sinuses because of the weather. (No Kleenex jokes.)
Rough life 😏
(64 days ago)
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Mon, 22-Jan-24 5:36 PM (66 days ago)
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This is definitely “I Could Pretty Much Nap Any Time” season, isn’t it?
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Sun, 21-Jan-24 8:36 PM (67 days ago)
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Watching the Lions game but I admit boobs are a welcome distraction from…well, everything…
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Tue, 9-Jan-24 11:08 PM (79 days ago)
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Anyone else enjoy a little whiskey with a shot of black coffee in it? Is this a thing, or did I just make this up?
Hey AGR! XOXO! I’m no big alcohol guy, but I do like a little Elijah Craig. I AM however a big coffee guy, so for me it was inevitable I mix the two eventually.
(79 days ago)
Yeah. My dad used to have either whisky or brandy in coffee on cold winter's days.
(79 days ago)
Karsk. 😂
(79 days ago)
Ohioman_1979 likes this
Its not unusual.. I just dont like coffee smile
(79 days ago)
Freckles, I’ll have to look up what Karsk is. Thanks!
(79 days ago)
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