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there's a problem with a LOT of things today!!! I fell in the rabbit hole today and they keep shoveling dirt in
(4 years ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
Fri, 28-Aug-20 12:02 PM (4 years ago)
Whats with the new set up on notifications its only showing ratings and not comments?
Sun, 17-May-20 7:32 PM (4 years ago)
Looks like the spammers are back,new one on the first page looks to be spamming every photo.
davyson105 and johnnyel like this
righthander likes this
Sat, 3-Jan-15 11:10 PM (10 years ago)
"And this is the reason I fucking drink." I thought to myself As soon as I sobered up.
amancalledpony likes this
Sat, 3-Jan-15 2:22 PM (10 years ago)
I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted to me 'Oi, what's your disability mate?' I said 'Tourettes, you wanker, now fuck off!'
Fri, 2-Jan-15 2:43 PM (10 years ago)
There are three stages in a man's life: Tri-Weekly, Try Weekly and Try Weakly.
Nevertoomuch and silverbackaa like this
Thu, 1-Jan-15 8:11 PM (10 years ago)
Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.
Thu, 1-Jan-15 2:32 PM (10 years ago)
I went for a job interview as a blacksmith last week. He said, "Have you ever shoe'd a horse?"I said, "No, but Iv'e told a donkey to fuck off."
gozap and silverbackaa like this
Wed, 31-Dec-14 3:45 PM (10 years ago)
I got intouch with my inner self today ..i'm never buying cheap shit roll again!
awesome2 likes this
Tue, 30-Dec-14 10:47 PM (10 years ago)
Bad news for exit signs..... I've heard they're on the way out.......
CurvyKay and happyhumper69 like this
Tue, 30-Dec-14 10:27 PM (10 years ago)
Women should be like golf caddies, either holding your balls or getting your bloody tee ready!
Tue, 30-Dec-14 3:44 PM (10 years ago)
The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers so I did....she's 21 and her name's Lucy.
Tue, 30-Dec-14 1:20 PM (10 years ago)
When my wife left me, I was sad, upset and lonely.Since then I've got a dog,bought a new motorbike,shagged two women and blown a grand on drink and drugs.She'll go mental when she gets home from work.
Tue, 30-Dec-14 12:15 AM (10 years ago)
Can't believe how strong the winds were last night. I nipped out to get my wife some milk and got blown into the pub.
Mon, 29-Dec-14 7:23 PM (10 years ago)
Every thing is on loan from the government until you can't pay your taxes.
Hondavtrsp1 likes this
Mon, 29-Dec-14 7:10 PM (10 years ago)
Question: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Answer: Breasts don't have eyes.