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plumguy's Recent Statuses
Sat, 20-Apr-19 12:50 PM (3 hours ago)
Anyone else watching friends on C5?? Still makes me laugh LOL
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Yep, dark brown
(3 hours ago)
cool cool
(2 hours ago)
I suppose I should do stuff!! Sat on my arse being a lazy fucker!
(2 hours ago)
Have fun everyone...enjoy your days
(2 hours ago)
Take care
(2 hours ago)
Sat, 20-Apr-19 11:12 AM (5 hours ago)
A quick lunchtime hello smile Who's enjoying the lovely weather?
nebulous_state likes this
Let's form an arse staring competition...not weird at all wink
(3 hours ago)
MidnightWriter likes this
Yeah not weird one bit
(3 hours ago)
MidnightWriter and plumguy like this
oh ..stare at plum butt comp huh wink
(3 hours ago)
plumguy likes this
You'll be on your own with that one flitty wink
(3 hours ago)
flitterbee likes this
thats ok, i win hands on then wink
(3 hours ago)
plumguy likes this
Thu, 18-Apr-19 8:44 PM (1 day ago)
Should I go green again??
Ecuadorean_guy and fletcherdog like this
G'night guys x
(1 day ago)
flitterbee likes this
The kiss was for flitt
(1 day ago)
flitterbee and justcuz like this
Gangrene?
(1 day ago)
if i could i Shirley Wood
(1 day ago)
Premium is great because you can see what the emoticons are so that you can do them as well...smile
(1 day ago)
lennynatural likes this
Thu, 18-Apr-19 7:16 PM (1 day ago)
Shower or bath??? What's it to be??
GottaBeMe likes this
It makes me laugh everytime
(1 day ago)
plumguy likes this
Finally some advice from lil smile
(1 day ago)
At least someone was straight forward lol
(1 day ago)
plumguy likes this
I know! Top tip...never ask a question in status!
(1 day ago)
I'd go for the bath, if it were me smile
(1 day ago)
plumguy likes this
Wed, 17-Apr-19 7:15 PM (2 days ago)
Top tip 16 Save money on expensive oysters by drinking sea water from an ashtray
Snot funny
(2 days ago)
plumguy and steelrat60 like this
I don't have access to seawater. What can I do?
(2 days ago)
Rollin' rollin rollin, keep this status rollin..............
(2 days ago)
Give sea food a wide berth either way
(2 days ago)
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(2 days ago)
Wed, 17-Apr-19 12:29 PM (3 days ago)
I'm being licked by a pussy.... something's wrong here!
^Twat; D
(3 days ago)
plumguy likes this
Maybe shadow, maybe grin
(3 days ago)
said no married man ever
(3 days ago)
Said no single man either!!
(3 days ago)
flitterbee likes this
wasnt mine either ! wink hey sexypantless wink xxx
(3 days ago)
Tue, 16-Apr-19 4:26 PM (4 days ago)
Grammar: the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.
nosanity and MilesLong66 like this
Common sense: Letting the horse jack himself off.
(4 days ago)
WendySilvia likes this
Hey I just cut and paste this shit...don't understand it raspberry
(4 days ago)
TopCat57, metalwork and nosanity like this
Lenny, as a horse owner, they are not able to....: P
(4 days ago)
metalwork likes this
But no capitalisation on the second jack wink
(4 days ago)
I don't have an Uncle Jack, so I am not able to comment, uncle Horse Wanker on the other hand is a different matter....: P
(4 days ago)
plumguy and metalwork like this
Tue, 16-Apr-19 1:46 PM (4 days ago)
Autocorrect words... hillocks, test, wander, ducks, count, shot, turf...strange how butt fucking is in there?? wink
How come this popped up again???
(4 days ago)
I was wondering that meself....
(4 days ago)
sticky keys
(4 days ago)
A status so shit it's gotta be posted twice
(4 days ago)
MidnightWriter likes this
Tue, 16-Apr-19 1:29 PM (4 days ago)
Grammar: the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.
Both are socially acceptable in Alabama
(4 days ago)
Turb0 and plumguy like this
And Kentucky
(4 days ago)
plumguy likes this
Good to know if I'm ever round those parts!
(4 days ago)
kellybean1983 likes this
Tue, 16-Apr-19 1:20 PM (4 days ago)
Autocorrect words... hillocks, test, wander, ducks, count, shot, turf...strange how butt fucking is in there?? wink
Tue, 16-Apr-19 11:34 AM (4 days ago)
Top tip 21, If you are thinking of getting your anus bleached, might I recommend you seek out a professional rather than doing it yourself with a bottle of toilet Duck!
There ya go Emu grin ... you're having fun with this aren't you LOL
(4 days ago)
EmuLater likes this
In France we have a Mr Clean character...he has a big shiny head!
(4 days ago)
shaqila likes this
I still laugh at french lemonade - Pschitt!
(4 days ago)
plumguy likes this
scared
(4 days ago)
plumguy likes this
Yep, that's the face you get Arti if you do it yerself!
(4 days ago)
Artistic likes this
Mon, 8-Apr-19 9:36 PM (11 days ago)
Bedtime for me...night all, have fun smile xxxzzzzzzz
NNight buttersgrin
(11 days ago)
Night night plummy
(11 days ago)
*nutters
(11 days ago)
G'night plum! Sweet dreams xoxox
(11 days ago)
night plum x#
(11 days ago)
Mon, 8-Apr-19 6:51 PM (11 days ago)
Hey fella, how come you don't have kids?? Me: Because that pipe doesn't go to the marshmallow room, it goes to the fudge room sneaky
MidnightWriter and azfun4two like this
This made me laugh probably more than it should have done.... evening all smile
(11 days ago)
MidnightWriter and flitterbee like this
blink
(11 days ago)
morning sexy pantless wink xxx
(11 days ago)
Sun, 7-Apr-19 7:52 PM (12 days ago)
Currently stroking a BBC....sneaky
shaqila likes this
Keep the compliments coming ladies LOL
(12 days ago)
flitterbee likes this
:troutbas:
(12 days ago)
lol middy
(12 days ago)
FUUUUCK! troutbash
(12 days ago)
flitterbee likes this
right
(12 days ago)
Sun, 7-Apr-19 7:22 PM (12 days ago)
I needed a few minutes to compose myself... laughing that much my male cat was looking very puzzled at me!
How did your female cat look at you?
(12 days ago)
You might want to look away in a minute SEB...got an itch that needs scratching in a delicate place
(12 days ago)
She's upstairs...so no bloody idea!
(12 days ago)
She's got sense! tongue
(12 days ago)
plumguy likes this
Ok go ahead,just pull your pants up first
(12 days ago)
plumguy likes this
Sun, 7-Apr-19 6:21 PM (12 days ago)
Evening all...I see we have sausage in the room smile
happyhumper69 likes this
Apology accepted,now as you were
(12 days ago)
plumguy likes this
Yeah, was yummy! Not had toad in the hole for years! tongue
(12 days ago)
plumguy likes this
Me neither Mr V! Got the urge for some sausage in a hole now sneaky
(12 days ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
*steps away
(12 days ago)
plumguy and Mr_Vein like this
Reply to PM - No problemsmile......I'm out of PM'S lol
(12 days ago)
plumguy likes this
Sat, 6-Apr-19 8:31 PM (13 days ago)
Innuendo...No, in your endo wink
MissAshlee and MidnightWriter like this
oooh might have to take ya up on that wink
(13 days ago)
plumguy likes this
Bed time for me I think....when naked ladies can't keep my eyes open then I know I'm in trouble!!
(13 days ago)
flitterbee likes this
you must be tired.... good night sexy pantless wink xxxx sweet dreams
(13 days ago)
plumguy likes this
I bloody well am! I'll try and catch you some time tomorrow smile You have a good day xxx
(13 days ago)
flitterbee likes this
sounds good xxx
(13 days ago)
Sat, 6-Apr-19 8:03 PM (13 days ago)
I do an awful lot of winking in Status! It's all wink wink wink with me!
MidnightWriter and flitterbee like this
that and the "fuck me's" laugh
(13 days ago)
MidnightWriter and plumguy like this
wink wink
(13 days ago)
Very true Ash!! Fuck this...fuck that...fuck, fuck, fuck fuck fuck...with an occasional fuckety!
(13 days ago)
MidnightWriter and MissAshlee like this
fuckety fuck!
(13 days ago)
Sweetie_pie2 and plumguy like this
Don't forget to add a fuckknuckle in there grin
(13 days ago)
MissAshlee and plumguy like this
Sat, 6-Apr-19 7:28 PM (13 days ago)
Hmmmmm 2 fingers or 4??? Decisions decisions....
flitterbee likes this
KitKat has to be all four
(13 days ago)
plumguy likes this
2 with rocks count as 4??? [_]
(13 days ago)
*dishes out 4 fingers for the fellas*...I think Arti is partial to 4 too wink
(13 days ago)
Lol im partial to nr 4....3
(13 days ago)
plumguy likes this
5 fingers, I bought my KitKat from japan, near the nuclear melt down site, they glow in the dark..wheeeeeeeee: )
(13 days ago)
Fri, 5-Apr-19 5:06 PM (14 days ago)
Has status stopped?? I need to think of something witty to get it going.....Nope, got nothing!
PApda and MissAshlee like this
Status in stasis.
(14 days ago)
You know the rules Lenny..you gotta tell us what you are eating!
(14 days ago)
MissAshlee and lennynatural like this
Yogurt and an orange, oatmeal, and a few cups of decaf.
(14 days ago)
MissAshlee and plumguy like this
It's slowly coming out of its stasis sleep!
(14 days ago)
Food time for me.... chicken curry, hot...naan bread and a beer! Catch ya later! Xxx
(14 days ago)
lennynatural and flitterbee like this
Thu, 4-Apr-19 6:13 PM (15 days ago)
I have never done this before but how do you block seeing someone in Status?
Oh, plummy, my txt notification is now put a donk on it...I downloaded the song and cut it down...so every time I get a notification all I hear is Put A Donk On It LOL
(15 days ago)
plumguy likes this
That's ace middy LOL I think I just might do that too grin
(15 days ago)
MidnightWriter likes this
Lol tc
(15 days ago)
MidnightWriter likes this
How the hell are you TC?? The clique leader wink
(15 days ago)
TopCat57 likes this
Blocked obviously, meh : P
(15 days ago)
plumguy likes this
Wed, 3-Apr-19 6:32 PM (16 days ago)
I need to get out of my bath...it's freezing and I feel like a prune! It's been good to share smile *Big group hug*
MissAshlee likes this
*towel hug back
(16 days ago)
plumguy likes this
heart
(16 days ago)
plumguy likes this
Pruney plum hug
(16 days ago)
plumguy likes this
*steps back and looks down* yep, more prune than plum
(16 days ago)
plumguy likes this
Least not raisens lol
(16 days ago)
plumguy likes this
Wed, 3-Apr-19 5:58 PM (16 days ago)
Serious question...do people think there is a clique in status??
hooligan48 and Pee4MeBby like this
Balls, testes, testicles, nutsac!!!!!!
(16 days ago)
plumguy likes this
Fudge no clique wanted me this time either.... wink
(16 days ago)
You can be in mah clique arti wink
(16 days ago)
Artistic and plumguy like this
Woho yeah ,,,,
(16 days ago)
MidnightWriter likes this
Well this status went well smile It's been interesting reading through it
(16 days ago)
Wed, 3-Apr-19 5:37 PM (16 days ago)
If you are ever feeling down...type in Sam Sadler, pins and needles into googleoid...if you don't laugh at that you are dead inside LOL
MidnightWriter likes this
<---------------dead inside LOL
(16 days ago)
plumguy and steelrat60 like this
The full version that he does on his own is mental! I don't know if he's a genius or simples!
(16 days ago)
Wed, 3-Apr-19 4:35 PM (17 days ago)
Early finish...celebrating with a beer and a bath...ROCK AND FUCKING ROLL!!! WOOOOOH
MidnightWriter likes this
Duuuuuude, you're NOT supposed to finish early, ya gotta get them off first, and THEN finish LOL
(17 days ago)
plumguy likes this
<<<< wonders how Plummy escaped
(17 days ago)
MidnightWriter and plumguy like this
I've had my fun and got out quick...like a fucking ninja!
(16 days ago)
Selfish bastid!!! LOL
(16 days ago)
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