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anon_a_moose69's Recent Statuses
Sat, 20-Apr-19 2:08 AM (1 day ago)
I think my home town a small city in Eastern Washington state should host the first international outdoor fellatio festival and call it Swalla Walla
Bwahahah'
(1 day ago)
LOL Swalla Walla make u Holla??
(1 day ago)
cmp304, MissAshlee and PApda like this
cum to think of it yes
(1 day ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
Fri, 19-Apr-19 10:59 PM (1 day ago)
the only good Friday imho is payday Friday....when is Nawty Friday
dirtycopper likes this
Tonight is Nawty Friday...well it will be if all goes according to my plans. LOL Hello moose
(1 day ago)
the best laid plans...lol
(1 day ago)
dirtycopper likes this
Every Friday is naughty friday
(1 day ago)
Tue, 16-Apr-19 2:35 AM (5 days ago)
I was up all night studying for my test tickles
MW, how many testicles was Elmo supposed to have?
(5 days ago)
Elmo has 2 ive seen them smile
(5 days ago)
MilesLong66 likes this
I was supposed to give him two test tickles...
(5 days ago)
MilesLong66 and Artistic like this
Ooohh, it was all just a little misunderstanding, due to the lack of a spellchecker for everyday speech. I understand. It's a common problem
(5 days ago)
some how this has to be a great pick up line...
(5 days ago)
MilesLong66 likes this
Mon, 15-Apr-19 11:51 PM (5 days ago)
where will the hunchback live now sad
ask essex wink
(5 days ago)
Sun, 14-Apr-19 8:08 PM (6 days ago)
retired the one moose powered reel push mower.Bought a battery powered self propelled happy with the purchase after the first mow.
I have a puchmepullyou as well, keep the blades sharp, it cuts short grass like no other
(6 days ago)
the world's first autonomous lawn mower was probably either a goat or a sheep.
(6 days ago)
TopCat57 likes this
I hired a yardman. Lawn has never looked better. smile
(6 days ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
Sun, 14-Apr-19 6:33 PM (6 days ago)
the eye of the tiger
I've just said Raves
(6 days ago)
Ah yes..a group called Surviver..
(6 days ago)
Sinbad and The Eye Of The Tiger..scared
(6 days ago)
Its not far, guys can hit above belt, girls cant hit under
(6 days ago)
Girls need to know that one upstanding knee jerk into the right place should be the winner...thumbup1
(6 days ago)
Sat, 13-Apr-19 8:26 PM (7 days ago)
happy scrabble day....k,u,c,o,y,f,u
jazzy
(7 days ago)
Too easy.
(7 days ago)
newtricx likes this
I thought I was too hard
(7 days ago)
uk...something...must be another Brexit riddle. tongue
(7 days ago)
MissAshlee and NaughtyKat like this
Coy fuku,,,japanese??
(7 days ago)
Sat, 13-Apr-19 7:52 PM (7 days ago)
watching The Masters, drinking a beer...pondering all the golfing terms and there possible sexual meaning
Balls in holes!
(7 days ago)
anon_a_moose69 likes this
Woods has had a 69 today, after holing a birdie at the 18th...
(7 days ago)
anon_a_moose69 likes this
I put a good stroke on that long iron shaft
(7 days ago)
MissAshlee and Mr_Vein like this
He's playing his ball off a fairway wood hoping to get in the 3rd hole.
(7 days ago)
a penalty stroke was just accessed apparently having a caddy ,who is not your own, licking your little white balls is bad form
(7 days ago)
Wed, 10-Apr-19 3:48 AM (11 days ago)
Wednesday is national farm animal day...no bulldo ewe think that's a baaaaad thing to MeNNtion such a chicken shit holiday in status...i will now duck for cover b4 my goose is cookedus
MidnightWriter likes this
whip
(11 days ago)
LOL
(11 days ago)
Chicken, duck & goose - ok I'll eat. Ewe ... ermm.. yeah no fanks. What's for desert?
(11 days ago)
LargeBadger656 likes this
Mon, 8-Apr-19 5:46 PM (12 days ago)
Apparently, Its dog farting awareness day. At my house that's everyday
plumguy and NaughtyKat like this
Curious - Bulldog?
(12 days ago)
3 mutts no drop of bulldog in any of em
(12 days ago)
I have a bully! I have to wear a mask at times
(12 days ago)
my mutts are the silent killers
(12 days ago)
Frangranced days! grin
(11 days ago)
Sat, 6-Apr-19 7:20 PM (14 days ago)
National Twinkee Day who doesn't like to eat a creamy twinkee
hmm whats the difference (we have oreos here)
(14 days ago)
Ewww sounds gross that soylent!
(13 days ago)
I bet the oreos are like the goldfish crackers.. the snack that smiles back.. until you bite its head off, of course.. But these cookies have dragons on them... ooooo dragons.. maybe even swords
(13 days ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
I'm sure they have daggers.
(13 days ago)
(12 days ago)
Sat, 6-Apr-19 6:42 PM (14 days ago)
Army day in the USA...to all of those who served(as I did) or are serving I salute you
Sat, 6-Apr-19 6:35 PM (14 days ago)
I got the taxman didn't send me to the poor house horny's
?
(14 days ago)
I was expecting a $10k+ tax bill getting a small refund I'm in a good mood
(14 days ago)
Fri, 5-Apr-19 1:50 AM (16 days ago)
its national tell a lie day..I am as good as I ever was
I am Batman tongue
(16 days ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
Lenny lied to me.
(16 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
No cuz...I'm Batman LOL
(16 days ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
you all as good as liars as trump
(16 days ago)
saying yes to that anon, would be HUUUUUUGE lie. A great big bewdiful lie.
(15 days ago)
Tue, 2-Apr-19 12:26 AM (19 days ago)
just pulled an April fool's prank on my son who is in a sensitive Air Force job...told him the FBI was here today asking quest bout his top security clearance...he believed me..lol
MissAshlee likes this
Oh wow bet he's going to be hotter than a hornet when he finds out its a April fools joke
(19 days ago)
MissAshlee likes this
Mon, 1-Apr-19 9:51 PM (19 days ago)
I just had the most pleasant satisfying shopping experience at wal mart.....April Fool's...
I gets my salt delivered...
(19 days ago)
I should buy it at Costco
(19 days ago)
Depends how they shift it I suppose...
(19 days ago)
i thought wal mart was just a supermarket
(19 days ago)
nope it has everything in a superstore
(19 days ago)
Mon, 1-Apr-19 1:45 PM (19 days ago)
I'm not falling for that April fool sale NN
lol you have to pay double today
(19 days ago)
anon_a_moose69 likes this
Sun, 31-Mar-19 10:12 AM (20 days ago)
3 am awake with sore throat and hacking cough..happy first day off
if I live that long thanks
(20 days ago)
So who are the other two then?
(20 days ago)
Seems a lot of people have a bug
(20 days ago)
MissAshlee likes this
Murphy's Law.
(20 days ago)
Uh oh. I think I have this bug..
(20 days ago)
Fri, 29-Mar-19 3:31 AM (23 days ago)
who killed status this time? wasn't me for once
just logged in. might have been me.
(23 days ago)
was too,I sawgrin
(23 days ago)
artlover4u likes this
Fri, 29-Mar-19 1:54 AM (23 days ago)
ZAGS WIN..moose celebrates
Just glad Tennessee is out!
(23 days ago)
anon_a_moose69 likes this
sorry mosse,I don't really follow sports,when my Mo.ther was alive I did my current guy is not a sports fansmile
(23 days ago)
*moose
(23 days ago)
AGR, yes basketball. It's the sweet 16 and Zags beat Florida State to head into the elite 8
(23 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
it's all good pervs....I'm in bulldog heaven
(23 days ago)
Thu, 28-Mar-19 11:52 PM (23 days ago)
3 beers down and 1st half not over....yikes
Here here!
(23 days ago)
Cheers. More beers will follow!!
(23 days ago)
up at the half...let's just call it a game..lol
(23 days ago)
Come on moose you can do this make it a 3-3
(23 days ago)
moving from 12 oz ers to 25 oz ers...probably kill 2 of em
(23 days ago)
Thu, 28-Mar-19 7:36 PM (23 days ago)
living life on the edge...celebrated two Holidays at once. I ate an eskimo pie while soaking in the hot tub because today is eat an eskimo pie day and national hot tub day
Dont they?
(23 days ago)
Well if it's on the internet it must be true grin
(23 days ago)
Right. Cause the internet, just like a woman, never lies.
(23 days ago)
plumguy likes this
NaNookie of the North....lol
(23 days ago)
Gold may not be the only thing worth digging in Alaska.
(23 days ago)
Wed, 27-Mar-19 10:29 PM (24 days ago)
Mike, mike mike guess what day it is whoop whoop
artlover4u likes this
WTF good are camels anyway? Its like "I dont have horses and dont want to walk. Hey! Grab that camel!" But as soon as ya have horses ya go "FUCK that camel!"
(24 days ago)
MidnightWriter likes this
what is hump day night called? rump night!?
(24 days ago)
Does it smell like camel?
(24 days ago)
don't make me say it...again
(24 days ago)
Mon, 25-Mar-19 7:08 PM (26 days ago)
just home from Mitt walk now we are all on the couch watching dishtv free Dogtv preview
stranger danger! the mitt joke makes me think of ol' Palmela, the "off hand"... or a pillow...
(26 days ago)
mitt is that NN euphemism for the luv glove...lol
(26 days ago)
MissAshlee likes this
"walking the dog" - Dawson's Creek
(26 days ago)
ps hi MG heart
(26 days ago)
<<<is back, the hot tub wanted me
(26 days ago)
MissAshlee likes this
Sun, 24-Mar-19 2:49 AM (28 days ago)
ZAGS WIN..moose celebrates
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