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Mon, 22-Jan-24 10:51 PM (107 days ago)
Why do the winners of the Miss Universe pageant always come from Earth?
Oohh looking forward to space alien babes being included. 
(107 days ago)
Jersey__Girl likes this
Maybe earth Is the only place in the universe where there are women....all those aliens who cones to visit are only trying to get lucky 😉
(107 days ago)
MAybe one day we'll have a Sexy Alien Babe here. 
But you can't beat the original.
But you can't beat the original.
(107 days ago)
Jersey__Girl likes this
Because, have you seen how beautiful the women of Earth are?
(107 days ago)
I don't want to imagine them coming from Uranus.
(107 days ago)
Probably not, tug. I actually saw moon pies for sale at a supermarket a few days ago. Tempting.
(107 days ago)
I'm going to enter the pageant, identify as a alien chik from planet penis and win a moon pie.........
(106 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
The judges are men from Earth. So, you know, they be a bit biased.
(106 days ago)
What'd I miss? I was off eating a moon pie.........
(106 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
In the show "Futurama", the winner was Miss Vega 4, Gladdys Lennox.
(106 days ago)
i heard the contest is open for any aliens...
(106 days ago)
Hey, we call a lot of people on this planet aliens, too.
(106 days ago)
Saturnfinger1 likes this