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Phineas_J_Whoopee's Recent Statuses
Wed, 22-Jan-25 12:00 AM (4 days ago)
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What are two essential movies everyone should have?
Dark Star and Silent Running
(2 days ago)
Lenny, Airplane was called Flying High in Australia
(2 days ago)
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hard question, to many reasons,genres ie defines humanity vrs good stag film :w00t;
(2 days ago)
I'll throw a couple out. "Mystery Train" & "Clerks".
(2 days ago)
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edward Scissorhands & Terry Gillians ,Brazil.... as per my profile :
(2 days ago)
Mon, 20-Jan-25 7:05 PM (5 days ago)
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We got 9: of snow. Shoveled the drive and walk then cleaned off the solar panels. It's getting colder.
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9"
(5 days ago)
We got about that, with a thick crust of ice in the middle. Luckily neighbor used his tractor on our driveway. Don’t hurt yourself!!
(4 days ago)
Mon, 20-Jan-25 12:34 AM (6 days ago)
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6 - 8 inches of snow on the ground. Good thing it's powder snow and not wet snow.
Send it over, we’ll soon melt it for you LOL
(6 days ago)
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It's nice to have snow for a change. We used to always have snow, now not so much.
(5 days ago)
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Sat, 18-Jan-25 6:19 PM (7 days ago)
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One chord of firewood, stacked, put away and everything cleaned up. That seemed easier in my mind. lol
I'm envious of this.
(7 days ago)
smittenforyou likes this
meh its nn 1/2 of us always has wood
(7 days ago)
I didn't stack mine, but I moved the racks into the shop and started a fire. Suppose to snow tonight and I want both skid steers warm if we have to go plow tomorrow........
(7 days ago)
I've got about a foot on the ground but have refused to plow. My rule is no plowing until I need to pull the feed truck out of a drift.
(7 days ago)
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Mon, 13-Jan-25 4:18 PM (12 days ago)
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Apparently the January thaw is going to last just 3 days this year.
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14 feet of snow is awesome. We are supposed to go down to 11f (-11c). Funny how it's 11/-11
(12 days ago)
here, flowers are blooming...not good
(12 days ago)
Phineas_J_Whoopee likes this
Inches not feet..... I'd fucking pack my bags and move, if it was feet......
(12 days ago)
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I thought maybe you lived in Alaska or Donner Pass
(12 days ago)
Travelling to USA next week (Texas & Omaha), when i looked yeaterday at weather it was -16 celcius..... 15 degree drop on current UK weather sad
(12 days ago)
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Thu, 9-Jan-25 3:02 PM (16 days ago)
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Anyone else having problems with the site for the past 12 or so hours?
Not for everyone, Adele - but im sure they’ll get there…
(16 days ago)
I'm sure they will
(16 days ago)
anonymouspisces likes this
I couldn't get on all night and today it would let me log on but that was about it. I didn't know if it was my machine, local or the server. We've been having high winds for days.
(16 days ago)
gpflem likes this
Lenny stop posting all those cock pics...lol.
(16 days ago)
Jersey__Girl likes this
ever worried big brother is watching eek
(16 days ago)
Wed, 8-Jan-25 4:00 PM (17 days ago)
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Normalcy has been restored to the galaxy, for now.
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I like a bit of unnormal 😆
(17 days ago)
unnormal or immoral? grin
(17 days ago)
Either or
(17 days ago)
McPhallus likes this
Has it???
(17 days ago)
Not sure where you are referring to, but normal, nah far from it.
(17 days ago)
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Tue, 7-Jan-25 4:15 PM (18 days ago)
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Sunny, windy and cold out there, 23f
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Mon, 6-Jan-25 8:27 PM (19 days ago)
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Snow has been shoveled. It's bur nipple out there. Maybe 2 inches.
The snow shovel is right outside the garage, the snow blower easily available...but the only thing I have needed lately is a us
(19 days ago)
opps is a used ark...
(19 days ago)
Phineas_J_Whoopee likes this
Same here. Normally this would have been a big 10"er for us. but we get a dusting.
(19 days ago)
2" nipples sounds great Arti. grin
(19 days ago)
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Did you get a lot of snow?
(19 days ago)
Sun, 5-Jan-25 5:27 PM (20 days ago)
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Washed all the floors. What's next?
For me carpet is a must in some rooms... lounge and bedrooms
(20 days ago)
Carpet for anywhere you might want to be on a floor. Plus cushy underfoot.
(20 days ago)
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Hardwood is a must here, wheelchairs don't do well with carpets
(20 days ago)
Cycle cross tyres.
(20 days ago)
come clean the outside windows for us. Thanks
(20 days ago)
Fri, 3-Jan-25 2:37 PM (22 days ago)
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Everyone is somebody else's weirdo.
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I always think the the things people always think are kinky are really just normal.
(22 days ago)
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Was was perverst is no longer, boundaries move
(22 days ago)
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I just think people pretend to be prudes when they are really hypocrites.
(22 days ago)
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Oh there are some with a real stick up their ass
(22 days ago)
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Agreed Arti. Judgy McJudgingtons. There's a lot I don't think are for me, but are really rather vanilla really.
(22 days ago)
Wed, 1-Jan-25 5:01 AM (25 days ago)
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Happy new year everyone. 12:01
5am inda UK grin
(25 days ago)
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Mon, 30-Dec-24 5:13 PM (26 days ago)
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Ten things I would like to accomplish this year.
Wod, You could do it. Flat packs are just gluing them together, fastenig the drivers, sometimes the crossovers are plug and play, sometimes you have to build them like legos.
(26 days ago)
smittenforyou likes this
oh, no i can't, outside my comfort zone, i might get a paper/cardboard cut? crying
(26 days ago)
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Meet someone for a long term relationship with whom I can have lots of sex.
(26 days ago)
ooooo oooo ooo pick me pick me pick me yahoo
(26 days ago)
JG, should I send you my number? LOL
(26 days ago)
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Fri, 27-Dec-24 8:09 PM (29 days ago)
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Happy Birthday.
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Sat, 17-Jun-23 2:52 AM (1 year ago)
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is there a name for a pussy wedgie?
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
vedgie, camel toe & cameltoe, veggie, front butt, hanging wedgie, wedgie, atomic wedgie, veggie, thong, vaginie, grundy, melvin, vagiwie, fredgie, gramaltoe, cooter.
(1 year ago)
Awesome_Tits likes this
And no doubt if someone else googles a different wording there will be even more. We need naughty dictionary !!!
(1 year ago)
Viz magazine have a Profanisaurus
(1 year ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
I have to admit I like the "Profanisaurus"
(1 year ago)
BrownMandM and one sounds just as ugh as the other lol
(1 year ago)
Fri, 16-Jun-23 2:05 AM (1 year ago)
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Do you wear socks more than once before washing them?
A sock worm hole.
(1 year ago)
lennynatural and smitten4u like this
No!
(1 year ago)
If I've gone all day with socks on but no shoes then yes. But of I've work shoes then no.
(1 year ago)
Hell no, I sometimes get through 2 or 3 pairs a day
(1 year ago)
I agree with captain_82 Winter day and night, summer three pairs daily.
(1 year ago)
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Mon, 22-May-23 2:20 PM (1 year ago)
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what is the best men's cologne?
I wear some a few times a week. Daisy likes it. smile
(1 year ago)
Neither of us wear any kind of cologne or perfume.
(1 year ago)
Why do people buy perfume confused
(1 year ago)
I literally can't wear it.
(1 year ago)
I wear three different ones, they all get compliments but the one I've been wearing the longest and gets a lot of compliments is aqua di gio. I've even been asked by random guys what it is.
(1 year ago)
Sat, 20-May-23 9:50 AM (1 year ago)
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Its kind of funny that auto correct has likely created more errors than it fixed.
And more than a few embarrassing texts too brickwall
(1 year ago)
Sat, 20-May-23 12:39 AM (1 year ago)
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Rank from best to worst: laundry, dishes, cleaning
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It's not me......
(1 year ago)
I can be lazy but that is beyond my ken
(1 year ago)
wihout a dishwaherm washing dishes is the woest'
(1 year ago)
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i dont know why, but i hate hate cleaning windows, ill say i need privacy protection
(1 year ago)
Phineas_J_Whoopee likes this
I don't mind laundry, Doing dishes by hand stinks, especially silverware. I don't mind cleaning sinks and toilets. Mopping sucks along with dusting.
(1 year ago)
Thu, 18-May-23 1:28 AM (1 year ago)
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So I got pulled over on the way home today. He said I was going 44 in a 25. He gave me a written warning. Thank goodness.
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lucky you, usually a photo and fine in mail here
(1 year ago)
Yes, the first warning I've ever received. That township is speed trap happy.
(1 year ago)
Ours is too! It's so bad I use cruise control on certain roads.
(1 year ago)
Wed, 10-May-23 10:25 PM (1 year ago)
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I gave the neighbor lady up the hill a ride today. Her uber cancelled on her. She said she'd give me 10, I told her I didn't want her money. So she showed me her boobs for half the ride. LOL
And there's another great exchange!
(1 year ago)
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She's the one who wanted to get her boobs out. lol She sucked her nipple for half the trip through town. lol She was a trip. Nice lady. I've never even seen her before. She had nice boobs though
(1 year ago)
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Hehe. Now, imagine if the roles had been reversed, she had never seen you before, and you had whipped out your meat puppet.
(1 year ago)
That's what my friend said Mitch. She said if she's driving and a guy gets his dick out, she's thinking she's in trouble. I said there are things women can do that men can and visa versa.I
(1 year ago)
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can't, not can.
(1 year ago)
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Wed, 15-Jun-22 1:46 AM (2 years ago)
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If you could be any age what age would you be?
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16-20 were the best days of me life matey, sailin' the seas an' a huntin' pirates
(2 years ago)
Where i am now. Got kids and grandkids and happily retired to enjoy it all!!
(2 years ago)
I hear you on that maraff. Sara, you are in the prime of life. Cap, hunting pirates. grin
(2 years ago)
34-35 was a fun time for me
(2 years ago)
Aye matey, was in the Royal Navy, we be a sailin' an' a huntin' pirates matey. Mostly somali pirates. Not one o' em ha' a peg leg or a eye patch, makes me sick matey.
(2 years ago)
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Wed, 11-May-22 1:36 AM (2 years ago)
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I really like songs that are really driven by a strong drum beat like AC/DC's Shook me all night long or Highway to Hell
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youve been thunderstruck
(2 years ago)
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Mon, 2-May-22 10:51 PM (2 years ago)
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Good evening everyone.
yo! smile
(2 years ago)
Hello sexy: )
(2 years ago)
heeya heyya
(2 years ago)
hello all, hope your week is off to a good start.
(2 years ago)
Sat, 30-Apr-22 4:56 PM (2 years ago)
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What do you think of Led Zeppelin's Rain Song?
More sense than Agadoo
(2 years ago)
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I liked it,never heard it before.
(2 years ago)
Hi Gingers smile I call it unusual
(2 years ago)
Phineas_J_Whoopee likes this
Like most of their stuff,original and classic
(2 years ago)
Thanks everyone for the comments. I don't really care for the song but wondered if It was just me or if other people felt the same.
(2 years ago)
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