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MarkandLacey's Recent Statuses
Tue, 23-May-17 5:46 PM (6 years ago)
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The sheer cowardice of certain people astounds me. If I live to be 1000, I'll never undersand killing innocents in the name of religion. Sending love out to my amazing and resilient English friends.
So sorry I missed your rare visit, may it happen more often, I echo your sentiments exactly. May I also be bold enough to say that NN is all the poorer for your absence, hurry back: )
(6 years ago)
So sad to hear I'll never understand why either sad
(6 years ago)
agreed, I don't understand any killing of another human
(6 years ago)
Grovelling barstewards tongue
(6 years ago)
^^ tc
(6 years ago)
Thu, 2-Feb-17 4:50 PM (7 years ago)
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We're on a bit of a digital vacation/holiday/sabbatical/pilgrimage/road trip/doing jail time. Thanks for the concern, friends. See ya soonish.
Stay wicked,twisted and nasty yall!miss ya!
(7 years ago)
And stay safe (and dry!)
(7 years ago)
See ya when you get back smile
(7 years ago)
missin yalll!Happy Easter!or well Happy damnnnnn easter!lol lol hope yall are well!Sendin love yalls way!
(7 years ago)
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Two years is a long time ...... just sayin'
(5 years ago)
Sat, 3-Dec-16 2:27 PM (7 years ago)
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All I can say is that my life is pretty plain...
"Greetings & felicitations," 'twl'!! smile
(7 years ago)
Hello, Spout...good day to you.
(7 years ago)
the plain the plain....thats right tatoo of fantasy island was actually a amish female midget
(7 years ago)
I would say your life is anything but that. Maybe your day life..... LOL
(7 years ago)
Er, from where I'm sitting, 'MarkandLacey' and 'plain' just don't belong in the same sentence. smile
(7 years ago)
Sat, 8-Oct-16 1:41 PM (7 years ago)
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Appreciation pic for MieleGattina aka Wonder WoMod loaded. Thank you for everything you do here.
woops..missed that sad
(7 years ago)
As everyone knows, I love status and the fun/fuckery here. She is the one that made me feel comfortable here so many years ago.
(7 years ago)
shaqila, Raven2005 and TopCat57 like this
Thats good beer smile
(7 years ago)
Thank you, Raven. Time to go enjoy the day now. Later, friends.
(7 years ago)
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(7 years ago)
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Mon, 26-Sep-16 3:08 PM (7 years ago)
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First face pic we've ever posted....enjoy pervs!
Might as well face it, I'm addicted to... lovin you guys! And yes, I was suckered by the status. *face palms*
(7 years ago)
Sorry, Wayhot, I Didn't Mean To Turn You On. I will admit that Lacey is Simply Irresistible though.
(7 years ago)
Rene_Pogel likes this
Found our foursome partners, finally! tongue tongue xxx
(7 years ago)
M&L, I like to think that I'm immune to the stuff, it's closer to the truth to say I can't get enough. Of Lacey. wink
(7 years ago)
I've completely busted my knowledge of Robert Palmer songs. I have nothing to add without blowing hot air. sad
(7 years ago)
Rene_Pogel likes this
Tue, 30-Aug-16 10:37 PM (7 years ago)
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Thank you to Justcuz for not only being a good friend, but also a damn good mod....for a Canadian.
dunno why yer praising this guy, he's an eejit.. trust me, I know him well grin
(7 years ago)
Id like this again if possible
(7 years ago)
Thanks to justcuz and all the mods for their continued efforts if keeping NN a great place to be smile xx
(7 years ago)
I know I mock, but its not a job I'd ever want to do.
(7 years ago)
MissLizzie likes this
Tue, 7-Jun-16 3:24 PM (7 years ago)
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Like erotic art? Please take a peek at MrsFX's newest angel pic. It's stunning!
Bump... : )
(7 years ago)
TopCat57 and Revord2 like this
Not looking to disagree but her whole gallery is stunning, Mark! : D
(7 years ago)
fabulous
(7 years ago)
All of her pics are stunning heart
(7 years ago)
Lovely MrsFX's pics smile
(7 years ago)
Mon, 16-May-16 1:41 PM (7 years ago)
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Happy Anniversary, Mark. All these years together have been a fun, exciting and wild adventure. I love you like crazy. Love, Lacey. : )
Happy Anniversary MarkandLacey, We just got to 25 ourselves.
(7 years ago)
*tips hat to you two smile
(7 years ago)
Happy anniversary!! smile
(7 years ago)
Thank you all for the extreme kindness regarding this staus. It's very, very much appreciated.
(7 years ago)
Agent_K, RoxanneS and pqfrostene like this
Happy Anniversary smile
(7 years ago)
Wed, 4-May-16 1:17 PM (7 years ago)
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Lacey, I love you. You're absolutely gorgeous on the inside and outside. Hope you have a great day.
Awwwwwww
(7 years ago)
Awww you are so sweet. You have definitely made my day perfect. I love you too, Mark. : ) Lacey
(7 years ago)
Lacey is just being kind. I messed up on a couple of things. (I know that doesn't shock anyone)
(7 years ago)
lynskey likes this
very clever lacey....remember, don't get mad, get even..he owes you big time now wink
(7 years ago)
Pow_Er_Man_P3 likes this
^^^ Now Lyn, don't be a bad influence...
(7 years ago)
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Thu, 7-Apr-16 6:40 PM (8 years ago)
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I just spoke to Mr. NN and he stated that he will throw in a free green shield to anyone who buys premium in the next 24 hours.
im still wondering if i drive arround in amish land will i see NNs everywhere??
(8 years ago)
Revord2 likes this
We do have 1 member here that has found a chalk "NN" from pics we did months earlier, Arti.
(8 years ago)
I'm ok again now... He told me it must be Lacey posting because there's no way a man would know words like mauve and fuchsia
(8 years ago)
*hands in man card* sad
(8 years ago)
DubbleStrubble and Revord2 like this
*checks for frayed around the edges, rubbed out centre, crack in the middle, one corner missing completely..Yep, looks genuine to me
(8 years ago)
stretch likes this
Thu, 7-Apr-16 4:55 PM (8 years ago)
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Ladies, do yourself a favor and check out Shyguy1976. He's one of the nicest, most complimentary guys here.
blush Mark I really don't deserve a nice status like this, your to kind to me... Thank you!! smile
(8 years ago)
He was next up on my hit list. I heart Always Sexy Shy.
(8 years ago)
Shyguy1976 likes this
Heart you always right sexy Red..mwuah!!
(8 years ago)
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(8 years ago)
All you guys deserve some recognition!
(8 years ago)
redvs4u and hounddog67 like this
Sat, 3-Oct-15 2:11 AM (8 years ago)
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Five years of fuckery. Thanks for all the kindness and laughs.
Took ya long enough. Most of us hit 5 at 4.72. smile Happy anniversary grin
(8 years ago)
congrats guys!!
(8 years ago)
*waves hi to the lovely Lacey* I'm glad Mark is celebrating by inflating youwink lol
(8 years ago)
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(8 years ago)
Congrats You Two smile May the King and Queen of NN Status Land Reign Forever wink
(8 years ago)
Tue, 29-Sep-15 3:00 PM (8 years ago)
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Thank you to all the wonderful people who have commented on our pictures. It means alot to me and I appreciate it more than you know. You know how to make a girl smile. Thank you! smile Lacey
Oh noooooooo ..... grin [one day I will try and return the favor] [but I'm scared the results would be a little too close for anyones liking] eek
(8 years ago)
Wods, please continue to be exactly how you are to me. (The photographically challenged one)
(8 years ago)
Shup Wabers I was talkin poo dots with the Non Verjina Won!!! tongue
(8 years ago)
I want such a close up that your esophagus shows....
(8 years ago)
"Colon Cam" LOL
(8 years ago)
Wed, 23-Sep-15 1:56 PM (8 years ago)
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When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi. : )
I had forgotten about that one, Private. : ) Nice to see you.
(8 years ago)
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore...gotta love Yogi. Hi Mark, thanks
(8 years ago)
"I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.".....morning all.....
(8 years ago)
Gotta get some work done. Thanks for joining in ladies, gents and Melon. See ya later. : )
(8 years ago)
"The future ain't what it use to be" even more true today
(8 years ago)
Sat, 19-Sep-15 1:50 PM (8 years ago)
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Blow up dolls need love too.
Yes I need one too lol
(8 years ago)
Time to start the day. Thanks for the kindness. Have a good weekend. : )
(8 years ago)
cya Mark aka sexy ass...hugssmile
(8 years ago)
Pump up the volume!! XO
(8 years ago)
no blow up dolls need air & patch kits
(8 years ago)
Fri, 1-May-15 2:40 PM (8 years ago)
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When the night has come, and the land is dark, and the moon is the only light we see. No I won't be afraid, just as long as you stand, stand by me.
The timing of this status being brought back up is perfect. Thank you, Koberec.
(8 years ago)
Yep. Great timing. Hi Mark.
(8 years ago)
yup m&L great time with a good meaning
(8 years ago)
Hey there, Cuffs, nice people...and that evil bastard Rip.
(8 years ago)
Get The Funk Out, Exiled! (Extreme)
(8 years ago)
Fri, 1-May-15 3:05 AM (8 years ago)
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About to reach a bit of a milestone. We appreciate the kindness we've been shown here. Thank you friends.
Time to call it a night. See you guys soon.
(8 years ago)
You two rock!
(8 years ago)
night mark and lacey
(8 years ago)
ttfn
(8 years ago)
Night Mark smile lucky you have Lacy smile
(8 years ago)
Fri, 23-Jan-15 3:15 AM (9 years ago)
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I know alot of women are going crazy with Mark`s new profile picture, but I want y'all to know not only is he super sexy, he is sweet, funny & an amazing person. Love you with all my heart smile Lacey
*notices the strategic placing of said sheet to cover the 'midgets' activities *giggles*
(9 years ago)
* removes the sheet*
(9 years ago)
Noooooooooo don't remove the sheet! Are you crazy!
(9 years ago)
This status deserves a life of its own...no bumps necessary; )
(9 years ago)
Wow, that is a stunning profile pic. Well done you 2. xx Lyn xx
(9 years ago)
Fri, 19-Dec-14 4:41 PM (9 years ago)
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Dear Lacey, I want a MFFFFFFFF for Christmas. (I only need the FFFFFFF part.) Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho...Ho.
merry christmas bro and many hugs 4 Lacy thanks for the fun tongue
(9 years ago)
Merry Christmas to you too, Myy. Thanks for all the laughs over the past year.
(9 years ago)
hope we keep it going Mark dam we had sum great times it was fun bro
(9 years ago)
Mark, for the love of god, this status got so long it was consolidating comments. So I will never know what I missed. lol Merry Christmas to you and Lacey
(9 years ago)
Merry Christmas!!! Mrs. C if Lacey says ok I will be an F
(9 years ago)
Wed, 10-Dec-14 11:43 PM (9 years ago)
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I'm extremely confused. It appears that people I respect and like are disrespecting each other. I'm out...peace friends, literally.
Time roles on
(9 years ago)
its all good
(9 years ago)
Life goes on, Yeah its all good.
(9 years ago)
HE WILL BE BACK PEOPLS FIGHTING IN STATUS
(9 years ago)
That fucker, I am going to find him and kick his smart ass
(9 years ago)
Fri, 5-Dec-14 5:17 PM (9 years ago)
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Happy Birthday Pebbles!!! (Rockhard6isback) Lacey and I both appreciate your friendship. Love you man!
for the $$$ I would make I would be a pixie from fairy hollow. LOL
(9 years ago)
happy bd rock!
(9 years ago)
I have the classiest friends around! smile
(9 years ago)
Happy birthday rock!! xoxo
(9 years ago)
Thanks Seeker and Sorcha
(9 years ago)
Fri, 24-Oct-14 6:38 PM (9 years ago)
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Dear NN pervunity, just wanted everyone to know that we're well. We'll be back on the site soon. Later friends.
i approve!
(9 years ago)
I have no one to have pun with, Mark. Be well and hurry back: ) xox
(9 years ago)
You have a gazillion views, Mark. Someone other than me is missing you a LOT!
(9 years ago)
glad ur ok,not that anyone missed you 2 or anything like that ;p
(9 years ago)
Hope my midget loving compadre returns soon!
(9 years ago)
Wed, 20-Aug-14 3:22 PM (9 years ago)
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Conservative estimate: 90% of the "women" who want a tribute have a penis.
I totally agree
(9 years ago)
Who even has a printer anymore?...
(9 years ago)
Oh, u and I need to talk then lulu.....lol!
(9 years ago)
Always be suspicious of guys that own a laminator tongue
(9 years ago)
but I vote labour?
(9 years ago)
Wed, 9-Jul-14 5:27 PM (9 years ago)
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I joke about Lacey a lot here. I have a huge amount of respect for her in every way though. She's stunning gorgeous on the inside. I love you, Lacey.
I did see a story the other day where a guy chopped off his own penis and flushed it down the toilet. ..all to piss his girlfriend off.
(9 years ago)
He really put a lot of thought into that lol
(9 years ago)
Awww I just saw this status. Means a lot to me and it brought tears to my eyes. I love you too, Mark. smile Lacey
(9 years ago)
your first class all the way guys smile
(9 years ago)
Hi Lacey. smile And hello to that guy you found to take pics for you too. wink JK, you two remind me of us. smile
(9 years ago)
Thu, 19-Jun-14 8:12 PM (9 years ago)
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If you would like us to continue posting, do absolutely nothing. smile
Nah Dreamy, sometimes my statuses are a response to other statuses. Oh, and hi there. : )
(9 years ago)
"Keep Austin Weird"
(9 years ago)
^^ thats the one's lol... dunno if I've ever even seen a sheep my whole life outside the zoo tho.
(9 years ago)
Does nothing...except comment on this status tongue
(9 years ago)
Its what i do best......nothing......lol!
(9 years ago)
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