Status Updates - Let Everyone Know How You Feel - NewbieNudes

User not found

Joined
Last login
View full profile

User not found

age
NN Network:  
Heterosexual
Lesbian
Gay
TV / TG / CD
Live Cams
orsm.net
Free photo hosting
view:    desktop  |  mobile
Username:
Password:
remember me?
 Latest:
Help / Support | Settings | View or Edit your profile
bman5946's Recent Statuses
Sun, 8-Oct-23 5:37 PM (194 days ago)
tip
says a lot about status that the food updates garner 100 times more interest than the sexy times updates. i am gonna start posing with food for my pics haha
Food updates, oh is the food thread?
(194 days ago)
*is this the food thread
(194 days ago)
TopCat57 likes this
haha indeed it is!
(194 days ago)
Room 312, it's across the courtyard behind the fountain. Fantastic sunset views and all the neighbors are up north. 😎
(194 days ago)
bman5946 likes this
on my way, smits wink
(194 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
Sun, 8-Oct-23 2:04 AM (195 days ago)
tip
4am and having trouble sleeping...luckily there is Baseball on the BBC, so that should do the trick smile
TopCat57 likes this
Night sexy 😘
(195 days ago)
bman5946 likes this
1 sheep shaun 2 sheeps shaun 3 sheeps shaun .... thats all U get typing shaun over an over puts me to sleep grin
(195 days ago)
bman5946 likes this
you sure you want a kiwi with multiple sheep in his bed??
(195 days ago)
Not if their name is Cecil w00t
(195 days ago)
bman5946 likes this
rugby time again soon! yay!
(195 days ago)
TopCat57 likes this
Fri, 6-Oct-23 7:59 AM (197 days ago)
tip
good night for NZ sport last night, I don't know who got thrashed more...Uruguay or England wink
KiwiPic and NaughtyKat like this
NB: comment option on nn mobile disappeared for me.
(196 days ago)
nope. this has been poor from italy. france looking good though
(196 days ago)
Laphroaigh and NaughtyKat like this
Italy just could break the game line, went sideways, were out thought by France who were much better going forward, it's not a sideways game, they should have kicked more!
(196 days ago)
could not*
(196 days ago)
yep. they lacked penetration. much like me lately haha
(196 days ago)
TopCat57, Laphroaigh and Freckles like this
Wed, 4-Oct-23 6:46 PM (198 days ago)
tip
i tell ya what, this new Beckham netflix documentary is actually decent. i hate myself for enjoying it smile
Jener and Fbvines like this
and 2003 real madrid was ridiculous haha
(198 days ago)
He is a simple lad, while she has the best resting bitch face on the planet: P
(198 days ago)
Sun, 1-Oct-23 2:53 PM (201 days ago)
tip
happy sunday all you lovely freaks, pervs and pervettes smile
Sorry, was taking a siesta. I worked a few hrs this morning, then napped. Doing well, not sure what the rest of the day has in store
(201 days ago)
bman5946 likes this
Happy Sunday to you, bman. smile
(201 days ago)
bman5946 likes this
hey hey everyone...hope you had a sexy sunday! and no manic start to your monday
(201 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
thanks for the likes, smits smile
(201 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
happpy belated sunday laugh
(200 days ago)
Tue, 26-Sep-23 1:04 PM (206 days ago)
tip
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Mysterious girl I wanna get close to you Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Mysterious girl Move your body close to mine
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
since deep song lyrics are a thing here, i thought i'd go for the deepest lyrics my brain can handle smile
(206 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Classic!
(206 days ago)
bman5946 likes this
Mon, 25-Sep-23 12:05 PM (208 days ago)
tip
currently rubbing one out....with soda water and a lot of swearing. spilt my lunch on the rug ffs
SexyEnglishBabe and shy28boy like this
i am sure absolutely no one will be glad to hear that the stain removal process was a success! smile
(207 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe and smitten4u like this
I'll sleep easier in my bed tonight, phew! : P
(207 days ago)
bman5946 and smitten4u like this
Sun, 24-Sep-23 3:34 PM (208 days ago)
tip
I'd put a cheeky tenner on Tonga pulling an upset over Scotland in the RWC today smile
TopCat57 likes this
Scotland try by that ultra Scottish named player Duhan Van Der Merwe : D
(208 days ago)
bman5946 likes this
well this status aged poorly, didn't it haha
(208 days ago)
Hi sexy xxx
(208 days ago)
hey sexy yourself smile
(208 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Done your money, 45 - 17 was a serious win to the Scots. The Aussies fell apart and Wales deservedly destroyed them.
(208 days ago)
Tue, 19-Sep-23 7:24 PM (213 days ago)
tip
evening all, just finished a workout, having a quick dinner and a quick perv on NN, shower time soon. how is everyone?
Can have a perv at you working out and in the shower? tongue
(213 days ago)
Can I * You can tell me about the quick dinner too! wink
(213 days ago)
NK is horny 🤪
(213 days ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
Relaxer is bored! spank
(213 days ago)
Relaxer likes this
always good to see you even if a quicky wink
(213 days ago)
Mon, 21-Aug-23 2:10 PM (242 days ago)
tip
ok, so a certain post has me ethinking: has anyone ever actually met anyone from this site in real life? (no names required, of course smile )
Ohioman_1979 and 357mag like this
FFS! * .. don't publicly speak of it.
(241 days ago)
Awesome_Tits likes this
The first two and I socialized at lunch. The one I forgot are extremely social when we're together. In fact, we socialized with a few Emus last year.
(241 days ago)
Doesn't bother me that you asked a previously asked question, bman. It's been quite a while and it gave me a chance to embarrass myself. fp
(241 days ago)
Can't say that I have.
(241 days ago)
I did years ago. We fucked for a week or so then went our separate ways. She was younger, extremely horny and her partner wasn't up to the task.
(241 days ago)
Tue, 1-Aug-23 3:33 PM (262 days ago)
tip
do you reckon my rhyme will catch on???
Rectum, damn near killed him........
(262 days ago)
LikesTwo and bman5946 like this
Just depends on where the time has gone.......
(262 days ago)
bman5946 likes this
I can just imagine it being sung at birthday parties up and down the land 😂
(262 days ago)
bman5946 likes this
In a topless bar, yes
(262 days ago)
bman5946 likes this
Tue, 1-Aug-23 3:33 PM (262 days ago)
tip
happy birthday to me's, happy birthday to me's, look at all these titties smile
damn! i missed the cake too!
(261 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
hey lenny!! maybe he wanted you to post a tittie shot tongue
(261 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
Wait, there was cake??
(261 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
Happy birthday!!
(261 days ago)
lennynatural and bman5946 like this
Just, I really don't have titties.
(261 days ago)
Sun, 23-Jul-23 6:13 PM (271 days ago)
tip
back from holidays! missed you all, but what did i miss??
lennynatural likes this
A good time has been had by all!
(271 days ago)
Jokes, laughter, nudity plus the usual bitching.
(271 days ago)
sounds great! glad to be back!
(271 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
Welcome back. Have you checked out the new water slide on Lurker's Beach?
(271 days ago)
bman5946 likes this
Sun, 16-Jul-23 5:17 PM (278 days ago)
tip
for some reason doing housework with a beer, the tennis going in the background and NN open isn't particularly efficient....who'd have thunk it?? smile evening all
hahaha yep
(278 days ago)
wait, he is spanish: mucho cajones!
(278 days ago)
bman5946 and TopCat57 like this
The king is dead, long live the king! Changing of the guard!
(278 days ago)
bman5946 likes this
now the question: willy ever win another grand slam? or willy face away now like federer in his later years? willy, wonty?
(278 days ago)
damn *fade
(278 days ago)
TopCat57 likes this
Fri, 14-Jul-23 11:28 PM (280 days ago)
tip
it's friday! happy weekend y'all!
hey seb!
(280 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Hello sexy bman 💋 😘
(280 days ago)
bman5946 likes this
hey hey AGR, how you doin'?
(280 days ago)
I'm good ty and you
(280 days ago)
bman5946 likes this
doing well thnanks!
(280 days ago)
Mon, 10-Jul-23 7:58 AM (285 days ago)
tip
Happy monday everyone! one week countdown until summer holidays!! woop woop!
ZippyMilf and shy28boy like this
Tue, 4-Jul-23 2:21 PM (290 days ago)
tip
will posting here that i am enjoying the TdF also get me reported for promoting drug use in status? smile happy Tuesday everyone!
Mr_Vein and Awesome_Tits like this
haha i'll bet she was!
(290 days ago)
So them smart pants are nowhere near you then!
(290 days ago)
nope! any cleverness on my part (implied or otherwise) is all me, baby smile
(290 days ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
Don't mind if I do! kissass
(290 days ago)
bman5946 likes this
don't mind if you do, either
(290 days ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
Fri, 30-Jun-23 2:50 PM (294 days ago)
tip
ok, so as i have been hanging out in chat for a while, i now have a question: what do the ladies like and hate to have their lady bits called? context can be sexually and non-sexually
Front bottom grin
(294 days ago)
bman5946 likes this
ok these are great haha
(294 days ago)
Sexually it's my pussy, non sexually I used the correct anatomical terms (if ppl know the difference between the vulva and the vagina)
(294 days ago)
MrsTrellis, Relaxer and smitten4u like this
The term I hate most is "meat curtains." IT does make me laugh when a man is pretending to be a woman and uses that term. I don't know a single woman who would even think of that term!
(294 days ago)
i'm gonna quote Dylan and call it a "Barbie Pouch"
(294 days ago)
Wed, 28-Jun-23 8:36 PM (296 days ago)
tip
thanks for all the likes everyone. dunno who paid who, but i am the happy recipeint! smile
kimberly_1229 and NaughtyKat like this
Hey stranger 😊
(296 days ago)
bman5946 likes this
hey miss naughty!
(296 days ago)
How are you?
(296 days ago)
Your welcome 🤗 oh and I did pimp your pic but as soon as it reached insanely hot I took it down as promised.
(296 days ago)
*you’re
(296 days ago)
Tue, 27-Jun-23 7:19 AM (298 days ago)
tip
*rolls a tumbleweed into the status section while he waits for the 'muricans to wake up and entertain me smile
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
*squeezes b's butt
(298 days ago)
bman5946 likes this
hey shaq, hey seb!
(297 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe and shaqila like this
Mon, 26-Jun-23 8:32 AM (299 days ago)
tip
happy Monday, fuckers and fuckees!
Happy Welcome Back! You left it another week though! sneaky I bet that was a tease! 😋
(299 days ago)
bman5946 likes this
i am all about the tease, kat smile
(299 days ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
Not the boobs then? bounce bounce
(299 days ago)
Pete_from_Aus likes this
i didn't realise those two things were mutually exclusive wink
(299 days ago)
Right back at you bman have a good one same to you NK
(299 days ago)
Sun, 18-Jun-23 6:22 PM (306 days ago)
tip
here is a weird one: just tried to upgrade to premium and the pop-up window to enter my card details jiggled and wobbled more than my man-boobs on a light jog. what gives?
Hmmm, try this, close your browser and restart your puter
(306 days ago)
bman5946 likes this
Did you get it sorted?
(306 days ago)
BBBBBBBB! Hello. Hope you got this worked out. 🤗
(306 days ago)
Sun, 18-Jun-23 6:16 PM (306 days ago)
tip
you know what would be awesome, if we could post gif's here....or is that just me?
For instance... clicking on the picture in "Mydicknamea" status opens the picture in a popup, clicking on the picture in "smitten4u"'s Osprey status opens the pic in a new window,
(306 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
What you picture pop would be pix posted on the site. The new window aren't posted here but by mailing them to themselves (premium only)...
(306 days ago)
What you picture pop would be pix posted on the site. .... one creates an nn url of the pic so they can post it in status.
(306 days ago)
Here it is...yes I am not busy that's why I can look for it
(304 days ago)
Newr the top,yes I'm a snitch 😆 🤣
(304 days ago)
Wed, 9-Feb-22 1:37 PM (2 years ago)
tip
why can't i reply to people on my status anymore? sorry y'all, not ignoring you. i'm just too dumb to figure this out haha
Wodja likes this
It happens to us all...(not really, just you)
(2 years ago)
but thanks, SEB smile
(2 years ago)
Try not to report yourself!
(2 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
...and welcome to SEB's new IT support hot line.
(2 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe and Agent_K like this
I werk inna Lieberry love
(2 years ago)
Wodja likes this
Wed, 9-Feb-22 12:57 PM (2 years ago)
tip
yeah nah, still business as usual in here smile
buisiness,,,whats selling best?
(2 years ago)
bman5946 likes this
what's the point of changing something awesome?
(2 years ago)
Blimey, how long's it been?
(2 years ago)
I juss cummed in ma pants i was so excited thumbup
(2 years ago)
Well hello B smile
(2 years ago)
Show 25 More »
   
Help / Contact | Rules |  Terms of use / disclaimer | webmasters | Epoch Billing Support | Privacy Policy | DMCA / Takedown Request
18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement
Page generated in 2.77 seconds