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AverageJoe2000's Recent Statuses
Tue, 5-Dec-23 10:32 PM (113 days ago)
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Another wonderful long weekend with my wonderful wife. Each morning was better than the last and she used me like a boy toy. Have not had that much fun in a while.
Mon, 6-Jun-22 1:20 PM (1 year ago)
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Fabulous weekend of lovely sex with my wonderful wife. Enjoyed each other for hours both Saturday and Sunday morning as well as Saturday night. We explored each other's bodies like we were newlyweds.
Love it...
(1 year ago)
Sounds like a very good time
(1 year ago)
Wed, 5-Jan-22 3:40 PM (2 years ago)
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I had a fantastic New Year's Day. Stayed in bed with my wife playing around till 230 in the afternoon. Haven't done that in way too many years. Felt like I was in college again.
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Yeah them Dungeons & Dragons games can drag eh
(2 years ago)
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Mon, 9-Aug-21 1:49 PM (2 years ago)
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Opps I did it again. Digitally I took my wife to full orgasm and she loved it.
Nos4r2 likes this
Meaning with your fingers or virtually?... just curious
(2 years ago)
I prefer anal-og, wife isn’t too keen on it but she’s a trooper.
(2 years ago)
AverageJoe2000 likes this
She shouldn't be a trooper. Give her a strong vibe and she'll actually enjoy it. And more lube, always more lube
(2 years ago)
Just with my sensual fingers, very gently and very slowly
(2 years ago)
Fri, 25-Jun-21 12:19 PM (2 years ago)
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Great summer Friday morning. Digitally took my wife to full orgasm and she were in the with a wonderful oral orgasm. 2 very happy soulmates.
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Mon, 15-Mar-21 1:20 PM (3 years ago)
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I just received my 10 year badge. Thanks so much to all you perv's for a really fun 10 years both viewing all of your sexy pictures as well as all of the great comments you have left me.
Congratulations 👍
(3 years ago)
Sat, 7-Nov-20 10:07 PM (3 years ago)
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Heading to my favorite nude beach to get naked. Yes it is November and yes it is New Jersey would love to meet somebody there
Don't forget the cock sock, might be a bit chilly.
(3 years ago)
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Sun, 3-May-20 1:07 PM (3 years ago)
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Great morning quarantine at home not exactly practicing social distancing. Wife shaved her pussy perfectly last night just the way I like it. Had breakfast in bed to her delight, and it was delicious.
Well she is your wife after all. : )
(3 years ago)
AverageJoe2000 likes this
Social distancing doesn't quite apply to same household unless one is ill. This is for sure a nice status to read. I hope not just brekkie was delicious! wink
(3 years ago)
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Fri, 17-Apr-20 5:50 AM (3 years ago)
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same this AM quarantined and kitty breakfast in bed, love smooths
Tue, 14-Apr-20 12:33 AM (3 years ago)
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My wife woke me up early this morning and shaved her kitty for my birthday present. So not only did I get a great weak me up I got breakfast in bed munch- munch. Loved smooth most of the time ? JAF
Tue, 2-Apr-19 7:03 PM (4 years ago)
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WOW made it to "Hot on the Forum" with my First Time, First Love Story. Makes me want to write more of my experiences, Thanks everyone
GottaBeMe likes this
Forum...now that's a place I rarely go to and Erotic stories even less but congrats on the 'Hot on Forum' thingsmile
(4 years ago)
Theres a hot on the forum?
(4 years ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
Same question as Arti & with Adele- rarely in forum.
(4 years ago)
Im there a lot, never seen hot tho lol
(4 years ago)
Thu, 28-Mar-19 3:07 PM (5 years ago)
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First Time, First Love Just posted in Erotic Storys
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Mon, 4-Mar-19 2:16 PM (5 years ago)
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Here we go again, no snow all winter now March and here comes the snow and cold again. All I want to think about is getting to my Nude Beach again and have some fun !!
eNNjoy the sNNow
(5 years ago)
AverageJoe2000 likes this
Well, technically you can still go...
(5 years ago)
AverageJoe2000 likes this
Tue, 22-Jan-19 3:46 PM (5 years ago)
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yes the site seams to be a bit f----ed up can not sent messages, any body else ?
DarthDreams likes this
Yes- not going through to reply
(5 years ago)
Mon, 17-Sep-18 4:12 PM (5 years ago)
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Please read my latest Erotic story of the great vacation on the fourm
shyguy307 and rhinostool like this
Fri, 7-Sep-18 4:26 PM (5 years ago)
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Nude Beach probibly the last ting this weekend here in NJ, anybody else going to Gunnison
Fri, 27-Jul-18 12:13 PM (5 years ago)
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Looks like a nude beach weekend here in NJ, any body else going ?
GottaBeMe and TheSpoutinHead like this
I SO wanna go to a nude beach!! (but Im not there lol)
(5 years ago)
LikesTwo and AverageJoe2000 like this
It's on our bucket list.
(5 years ago)
GottaBeMe and AverageJoe2000 like this
Just a regular, "regulation" Noodist at my favorite nude hot springs beach... love to host ya! (see my thumbnail-photo!!) grin
(5 years ago)
AverageJoe2000 likes this
I would love to host anyone of you if you get to New Jersey would like to be shown ropes around Gunnison beach. Best place I've found to be outdoors and legally naked.
(5 years ago)
Thu, 7-Jun-18 3:15 PM (5 years ago)
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Back from Thailand and posting My First Nights Experience in Bangkok in the Form under Erotic Stories. This is a true story, hope you enjoy.
Tue, 10-Apr-18 1:42 PM (5 years ago)
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Heading out to Thailand and hopein for some happy endings after massage and might have to check out some LadyBoys also
Fri, 23-Feb-18 3:15 PM (6 years ago)
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At home all along and Horny as hell. Anyone else the same, PM me
If you've been home all along, where were you telling people you were?
(6 years ago)
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Sat, 6-Jan-18 11:51 PM (6 years ago)
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I just got back from my new hike in the frozen tundra of Northern New Jersey. Just posted a few pictures Hope everybody likes them. Let me know
Sat, 6-Jan-18 6:43 PM (6 years ago)
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Out to get nude in the frigid outside and play in the snow
not me! My dick likes warmth!
(6 years ago)
Sun, 31-Dec-17 3:24 PM (6 years ago)
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Walking around the house naked hoping that sexy female UPS driver has a delivery
Mr.Fin and dewberry like this
United Perv Service?
(6 years ago)
yep and the door bell just rang
(6 years ago)
^ it was the vicar
(6 years ago)
Mr.Fin and Fire_brand like this
da Vicar of Dibbly?
(6 years ago)
Fire_brand likes this
all does she loved her tip and me too
(6 years ago)
Sun, 31-Dec-17 4:24 AM (6 years ago)
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heading ut to hike nude in about 20 F tomorrow, anyone else ?
Gives a whole new meaning to blue balls
(6 years ago)
AverageJoe2000 likes this
those temps make for a "brisk" hike
(6 years ago)
Fri, 28-Apr-17 4:18 PM (6 years ago)
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Heading out to my favorite nude beach Tomorrow for the first time this year
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