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Thu, 4-Apr-24 6:42 PM (21 days ago)
150th Kentucky Derby coming soon. Party!!!!!!!!! (World famous horse race.)
there “were” block parties… anyway they call it the most exciting 2 minutes in sports. Marketing has spun it into a 2-3 week party. Starts with a massive fireworks show.
(21 days ago)
McPhallus likes this
oh .. xxxxxxxx I didn't know we needed an excuse to drink bourbon.. oops
(21 days ago)
oops. I guess that was a naughty word haha... should have said shiz lol
(21 days ago)
Sun, 31-Mar-24 12:01 PM (25 days ago)
HE IS RISEN. “He” of course is my penis. Haha you thought I meant Jesus???? Happy Easter! Or whatever you’re into!
So did he see his shadow this year or not???
(25 days ago)
MrsTrellis and McPhallus like this
I might add the 2nd cumming also occurred, truly a blessed day at my age! 🤣🤣🤣 No doubt AGR is baking some deliciousness!
(25 days ago)
Tue, 9-Jan-24 8:06 PM (107 days ago)
After nearly 18 we sat down for verification pics. It’s official, we aren’t fake! Hurray! 😂😂😂
lennynatural, smitten4u, paramour, risingmoonsunset, MellieK and 6 others, tugking70, Fbvines, Freckles, theroyalcouple, north and south and LOVEXXXPORN like this
Congrats,I bet the men aren't to happy your wife is covered up.
(107 days ago)
I thought it was your job to keep her warm,need to up your game man
(107 days ago)
Just noticed my typo in the original post. Damn it! 18 YEARS it should read but you all figured out. And AGR, I do my best! 😁
(107 days ago)
Sun, 7-Jan-24 10:44 PM (109 days ago)
False alarm on the first ever video chat. She chickened out after I took the verification pics! Sorry! Hope for the future…
Saetyrical and drgoode845 like this
Thats a bummer. would love to see you both on video chat .. xx
(109 days ago)
As in the pics, she’s afraid of being identified. I told her to watch the camera angles but…oh well. She might warm up to the idea.
(109 days ago)
McPhallus likes this
How many people outside of here have seen her naked,hey bimarried xxx
(109 days ago)
We used to play around some, but it was many years ago when she quit. And then it was mostly guys for me, she never had much interest in anyone fucking her. A few did, I loved it! But she got …
(109 days ago)
…extremely jealous over time and eventually quit so it’s been 12 years or more. The last guy we met from NN! Life goes on.
(109 days ago)
McPhallus likes this
Sun, 7-Jan-24 10:42 AM (109 days ago)
There’s a chance we may play on video chat for the first time ever later today. Have to figure out the nuts and bolts of it first. Old people and technology…😂
Tue, 26-Dec-23 4:02 AM (122 days ago)
Stupid fat fingers. 11:00 PM Christmas Day, dear god everyone is finally gone. Is it wrong to want my house back, alone with my wife?
Tue, 19-Sep-23 6:15 PM (219 days ago)
I'm just thinking that if my dear friend continue to post jokes we might need to get a gong . . .
(218 days ago)
MitchandDaisy likes this
cmp, I'm old enough to remember just about anything and everything except music lyrics.
(218 days ago)
Fri, 15-Sep-23 5:30 PM (223 days ago)
Last day of vacation on the Florida beach. Back to reality tomorrow. 😤 On the plus side my speedos caused zero commotion. That I’m aware of…😂
Fri, 1-Sep-23 5:24 PM (237 days ago)
Interesting about the new block feature…it appears I’m blocked by a few! Now I wonder what the offense was…sorry to whoever, but of course they’ll never see this! 🤣
We'll block people that act like they are a friend until you need some support then they bail
(237 days ago)
Mr_Girth_Brooks likes this
I’ve only blocked a few whose pics are too extreme even for this aging bottom guy! But pics only. No problem conversing.
(237 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
I only block those who blocked me
(237 days ago)
lennynatural and clittylicker like this
I’ve only blocked two people - and deservedly so.
(237 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
Mon, 14-Aug-23 3:39 PM (255 days ago)
Life marches on. Hot and humid summer now, soon enough we will be in the damp freezing winter. Good camping weather either way! 😆
Mon, 3-Jul-23 10:18 PM (297 days ago)
We afford our beloved pets more dignity than we do people often times. So much joy, short lived, so much pain. Life goes on. Regardless. Cheers NN! Think I’ll have another drink.
Sucks losing family, no need for apologies
(297 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
I am hoping it is my year to bottom for a real man.
(1 year ago)
CockLover35 likes this
Sat, 31-Dec-22 10:09 PM (1 year ago)
7 hours to go still in my time zone. Happy New Year’s to all of you future dwellers! Got USDA Prime Filet beef for dinner, other yummy stuff. Everyone be safe!
I don't know what I'm going to have except someone else is making it Happy New Year, Bi!
(1 year ago)
Tue, 20-Dec-22 10:19 PM (1 year ago)
I can’t stand Will Farrell but I love the movie Elf. Merry Christmas everyone!
you can see anyones pics from photo page, not needed to go via profile
(1 year ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
thank you autistic, ever mr logistics sorry, typo on the r, to bad i can't go back and fix it
(1 year ago)
Sorry,typing doesn't allow for sarcasm or anything so it seemed that way and I don't know you so I don't know how you react to others,my apologies
(1 year ago)
Well this comment stream took a turn. Have a good evening everyone!
(1 year ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Tue, 13-Dec-22 12:26 PM (1 year ago)
Is it possible KirkJ has been reincarnated? Reanimated? Recent pics…🤣
irk Johnson died in 2013 known as Goatse, he died from a gastrointestinal hemorrhage, he was famous here as Kirk J,
(1 year ago)
Jagged_Edges likes this
The Eiffel Tower would tremble as he approached.
(1 year ago)
Mon, 28-Nov-22 3:03 PM (1 year ago)
Wink function…anyone use it? I finally found where to see the list but then what? Wink back? Then what? Wink wink nudge nudge!
bluebayour6 likes this
Say no more …..
(1 year ago)
Liking and/or commenting on a picture (where the recipient gets a notification at least) would be a more logical way to show interest......
(1 year ago)
Mon, 7-Nov-22 2:21 PM (1 year ago)
Male profile with nothing but pics with captions as if it was a woman, asking to be degraded. Nothing suspicious there. I may have become cynical in my old age.
are you suggesting that some people tell porkies on the internet????,....what an interesting NEW concept hehehehehehehe
(1 year ago)
TopCat57 likes this
Tue, 16-Aug-22 8:48 PM (1 year ago)
After many years my wife has expressed interest in seeing comments on her pic again! Hurray! So now I need to get to posting.
Sun, 7-Aug-22 12:20 AM (1 year ago)
Pickling hot peppers from the garden. Poor harvest this year, too damn hot even for peppers! But yummy still.
The tomatoes were a near total bust. Waste of time and money and effort. Maybe next year!
(1 year ago)
juicy likes this
I'm starting to get tomatoes. And the pepper plants are showing a lot of little ones, they are getting bigger everyday. Had some failures early in the season, but overall it doesn't look bad.
(1 year ago)