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Sun, 31-Mar-24 7:40 PM (33 days ago)
it's amazing when you meet someone with a likewise perve mind
risingmoonsunset, anonymouspisces, lennynatural, smitten4u, MellieK and 5 others, kimberly_1229, MrsTrellis, McPhallus, glatstar and secretme171 like this
After viewing your profile, I sure hope we have the same perve mind!
(32 days ago)
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@adele yeah I talk to her about "us", but don't wanna push, she's interested tho, maybe in the future.. *_*
(32 days ago)
@melliek ahaha how well you know me, sweet Melliek yeah she's got and I never forget to let her know
(32 days ago)
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*hugs everyone with love *_*
(33 days ago)
Sun, 15-Oct-23 11:14 AM (201 days ago)
today it's been two months since I stopped.. so far no effort.. should I be worried?? ..NN's helping a lot
anyway, thx everyone for moral support! u rock!
(201 days ago)
Congratulations sexy,it's been almost 7 years for me and still don't get the urge, and others smoking around me doesn't bother me at all....
(201 days ago)
Laphroaigh and bigabner like this
Well done Mr.Malt, keep it up! And you won't smell like an ashtray : )
(201 days ago)
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Mon, 9-Oct-23 5:30 PM (207 days ago)
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Glad to hear it worked! And well done for managing to use the ginger too.
(207 days ago)
Laphroaigh likes this
You prolly should specify the remedy isn't a potion to get aroused! 🤣
(207 days ago)
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Tue, 3-Oct-23 5:55 PM (213 days ago)
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe? Roberto
justcuz, smitten4u, EmuLater, MitchandDaisy, SexyEnglishBabe and 2 others, Mr_Vein and bluebayour6 like this
Oh good because I've just started knitting for the mafia. They call me scarf ace.
(213 days ago)
captain__82 and Laphroaigh like this
I cooked for the mob on Sunday, they wanted broken leg of lamb
(213 days ago)
Laph is right NK. Kenny G..Louis G (Luigi). I didn’t make it up. Was just saying Laph could have gone with a worse joke.
(213 days ago)
Laphroaigh likes this
I did. Spaghetti breaking, seen worse. Using fork & knife, cutting them ghetti... yep they eat them that way.
(213 days ago)
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Thank Ksaint. It did go above my head and that's not cos I'm short.
(213 days ago)
Sun, 24-Sep-23 11:49 AM (222 days ago)
I've just been diagnosed with a slight eardrum tear.. can you speak louder please
Must have been some concert, damn! Were you at Louder Than Life here? Hope it heals.
(222 days ago)
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Starts learning sign language to communicate with Laph.
(222 days ago)
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would that not tear it more?? (not a doctor haha)
(222 days ago)
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Thu, 21-Sep-23 12:59 PM (225 days ago)
🎶 … O stare nudi in mezzo a un campo A sentirsi addosso il vento, Io non chiedo più di tanto, Anche se muoio son contento 🎶
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Mon, 18-Sep-23 4:48 PM (228 days ago)
NN should implement a "hug" button.. just saying..
tugking70, smitten4u, cm264, ksaint, mrjimm and 3 others, gpflem, Jersey__Girl and spunky4u like this
And the second...kick the Ass Button?
(227 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe and Laphroaigh like this
now I understand... u just press "time to go back to work, laphodil" so can get rid of me and steal everything!! smart move -.-
(227 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe and EmuLater like this
Time to get some lunch before that gets stolen!
(227 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe and Laphroaigh like this
Sat, 2-Sep-23 6:02 PM (244 days ago)
I hate so much AI generated images .. especially those representing nudes!! so grateful NN exists!
NN, lennynatural, Mr_Vein, SexyEnglishBabe, bugguy905 and 2 others, smitten4u and shy28boy like this
Fri, 18-Aug-23 10:30 PM (259 days ago)
if u consider unnatural/immoral a love different from ur canons of "normality", I say it's unnatural/immoral that u spend so much time thinking about how other ppl decide to have sex or fall in love!
Tue, 8-Aug-23 7:53 PM (269 days ago)
still awkward when ppl who don't know me give a complete description of my personality from the zodiac sign.. and they don't get a single one
Artistic likes this
wait no longer....you're a virgo, you love boobs, hugz, metal and beer!!"
(269 days ago)
Laphroaigh and MrsTrellis like this
*jumps on arti and give her all the love she deserve! *_*
(269 days ago)
Some, actually many traits of Virgos are totally me. It’s a bit odd. But don’t hug me. Unless we’re naked and you’re female. 😁
(268 days ago)
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Wed, 2-Aug-23 5:04 PM (275 days ago)
to await a pleasure, is itself a pleasure.. that's why I'm always late when I have a love date
Fri, 7-Jul-23 9:11 PM (301 days ago)
they say the doing is often more important than the outcome .. I agree! especially when you fail the outcome free time to perve at last
yeah... and African anticyclone is coming. News said next week we will reach 50°C (122F) ..
(301 days ago)
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TaleTellerDK93 and Artistic like this
oh sure.. like austria is near the sea.. i'm dumb
(350 days ago)
captain__82 likes this
so you have the excuse to come to Italy and enjoy the sea not now.. now we are in a terrible mess
(350 days ago)
Thu, 27-Apr-23 8:21 PM (1 year ago)
I wrote "hi" she answered "I'm a very direct girl, I don't like to beat the bush around and I love direct guys" ..apparently greetings are too much to bear nowadays
yeah.. or I could transform into a dildo.. 100% more practical
(1 year ago)
smitten4u likes this
Lap, I've been trying to transform for years, let me know when you figure out how
(1 year ago)
Laphroaigh likes this
...... that's why I love status.. more brains work better than one. *archives the SuperDildo project
(1 year ago)
Sun, 23-Apr-23 11:23 PM (1 year ago)
if u went back in time to correct the biggest mistake of ur life.. u would transform into a completely different person. Love yourself and go on! also cause time travel is not possible
Thu, 20-Apr-23 6:28 PM (1 year ago)
I must say I'm grateful I don't belong to a species where the woman eats me after we have sex
Relaxer, smitten4u, Jersey__Girl, eddie_aust, AdeleGingerRaine and 4 others, LOVEXXXPORN, happyhumper69, mojo75nz and Raven2005 like this
I would have to agree with the smitten, I would rather be the eater than the eatie
(1 year ago)
some like to be eaten first, some after
(1 year ago)
I might need to do a hunger strike lao lol I will be hungry after that
(1 year ago)
Laphroaigh and smitten4u like this
Tue, 18-Apr-23 2:59 PM (1 year ago)
..just found an "italian accent generator": el-lo I'm-a a nice italiano gooy, I'm-a single and look forrr a pasta (I wrote "woman" btw)
don't get it.. how can you talk WITHOUT the hand thing? keeps your balance :laugh
(1 year ago)
That's-a some spicy meat-a-ball! (Yeah, showing my age )
(1 year ago)
If a my granda mother had a wheels, she a woulda been a bike! (One for the Brits matey)
(1 year ago)
Mr_Vein and Laphroaigh like this
Thu, 6-Apr-23 1:22 PM (1 year ago)
sitting on the toilet while they're drilling directly above your head on the roof.. the noise so loud you're afraid the roof will collapse at any moment
rhinostool and MissAshlee like this
Wed, 5-Apr-23 6:45 PM (1 year ago)
(matchbox 20 + maroon 5) * eve6 + (sum 41 - 9 inch nails) = blink 182.. hello pervs!
Sun, 2-Apr-23 7:52 PM (1 year ago)
ate so much this weekend.. 2 days, 2 parties..I'm stuffed, would love a belly rub right now
MissAshlee likes this
Fri, 31-Mar-23 10:28 PM (1 year ago)
ok now tell me if you know a movie-couple more lovely than Pam and Jim (The Office).. yeah I'm watching it now for the first time. 4rd season, no spoiler
her smile melt hearts *_* I'm loving the show, I'm a fan of silly jokes
(1 year ago)
Wed, 29-Mar-23 6:14 PM (1 year ago)
no point in suing the airline company for losing your luggage .. you've already lost the case
She bought a load of new clothes and a new suitcase for the return home.
(1 year ago)
Laphroaigh and MissAshlee like this
it really happened? well glad it was returned! it happened to me 2 years ago too.. know the panic XD
(1 year ago)
It did to me, but luckily I got it back within a day both times. One was yesterday.
(1 year ago)
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Mon, 27-Mar-23 10:32 AM (1 year ago)
this is not a trap status for hijackers. I just want you to know that
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