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Saetyrical, Raven2005, mnply18, Rick12111, HaggardHellBoy and 7 others, WendySilvia, splitlick, B&B_Guy, aa9999, Bbaggins4321, Artistic and hounddog67 like this
A cowboy asked his friend for help rounding up 18 cows. His friend said “That’s 20.”
(2 days ago)
lennynatural and MellieK like this
smitten4u, tugking70, B&B_Guy, Raven2005, north and south and 3 others, owbiglineman, lennynatural and Mr_Vein like this
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If I were you, spunky, I'd find alternative living arrangements.
(5 days ago)
LOVEXXXPORN and lennynatural like this
There was an episode of Sex Sent Me To The ER where a guy, in the heat of passion, grabbed a tube of Super Glue instead of the lube. And his in-laws were coming over soon, it was sooo funny!
(4 days ago)
Raven2005, tugking70, WendySilvia, UKLad38, hornyfukcer and 3 others, paul01224, Artistic and Jersey__Girl like this
Rick12111, WendySilvia, paul01224, hornyfukcer, AdeleGingerRaine and 3 others, tugking70, lennynatural and McPhallus like this
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Frank Sinatra said he felt sorry for people who didn’t drink. When they wake up that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day. 🤣🤣🤣
(10 days ago)
"Tomorrow i will be sober, but you will still be [insert one or more] ugly. old. bitch. maggot. moron. twot. stupid. " ~ Wodja 2020
(10 days ago)
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B&B_Guy, smitten4u, McPhallus, Relaxer, Rick12111 and 3 others, DDcairns, SpiritWolf68 and Bourbonontherocks like this
tugking70, Artistic, smitten4u, Relaxer, Raven2005 and 3 others, McPhallus, whipman-uk and lennynatural like this
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Vegemite isn't a thing here. That sign, besides being a little humorous, is a dig at a competitor, Subway, who has gotten in trouble for selling sandwiches that were a tad shorter than advertised.
(22 days ago)