)dondarko333's Recent Statuses
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Thu, 1-Feb-24 1:02 AM (92 days ago)
I call for 2 new two new photo and video catagorys.... red/auburn hair and "hangers" gravity hung boobs
yeah us women love them called ''hangwers'
(92 days ago)
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Instead of judging and making comment on what they look like how about just calling them breasts.
(92 days ago)
Mon, 12-Jun-23 1:29 PM (326 days ago)
How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad? A frog says, "Ribbit, ribbit," and a horny toad says, "Rub it, rub it."
Mon, 4-Jul-22 6:16 PM (1 year ago)
I think my phone is broken. I pressed the home button but im still at work...
Tue, 28-Jun-22 5:45 PM (1 year ago)
Seeing my 1st wind assisted upskirt today got me thinking, summer dresses are perfect face sitting attire.
Wed, 3-Feb-21 4:42 PM (3 years ago)
Lesson learned....tried deleting one pic and deleted everything 😂
Mon, 30-Sep-19 4:26 PM (4 years ago)
Anyone else feel like death but just enough energy to have a play...
Fri, 30-Aug-19 6:52 PM (4 years ago)
Ok don’t quite know why some pics multiply uploaded...so sorry for the spam!
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Mon, 1-Jul-19 5:46 PM (4 years ago)
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these are convertible Ferrari’s!!!
If it converted to a Hitachi Wand, you could be right!
(4 years ago)
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Sun, 23-Jun-19 9:21 PM (4 years ago)
Cleavage is like the sun... stare for too long and you will go blind
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Tue, 23-Apr-19 5:47 PM (5 years ago)
Surely two lovers were meant to be.... Lonely days are over, sleepless nights gone.... Now that I’ve found the one to whom I truly belong
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Sat, 20-Oct-18 9:04 AM (5 years ago)
pistol. The next day he went back to the doctor who asked how it went. The man answered, "Not well. When I fired the pistol, my wife pooped on my face, bit three inches off my penis, and my neighbor
Sat, 20-Oct-18 9:03 AM (5 years ago)
store and bought himself a starter pistol and ran home to his wife. That night the two were having sex and found themselves in the 69 position. The man felt the urge to ejaculate and fired the starter
Sat, 20-Oct-18 9:02 AM (5 years ago)
A man was having premature ejaculation problems so he went to the doctor. The doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself." That same day the man went t
Sat, 6-Oct-18 9:05 AM (5 years ago)
After 10years of sex in the dark a couple had sex with the lights on and the wife found out her husband always used a dildo during sex. Wife says “explain the dildo” Husband says “explain the kids”
Mon, 13-Aug-18 6:18 PM (5 years ago)
i've been trying to sell my old dogging equipment on ebay... ive not received any bids yet but got plenty of viewers...
Thu, 9-Aug-18 2:23 PM (5 years ago)
Cleavage is like the sun.. You can stare at it for only a second.. Wear sunglasses and you can look much longer!
Wed, 11-Jul-18 2:19 PM (5 years ago)
Perhaps the most profound philosophy I’ve heard in recent times...... life is like a penis - simple, relaxed and hanging free.... its women that make it hard 
Fri, 22-Jun-18 12:24 PM (5 years ago)
Sun is shining, weather is sweet, my garden is a state......Is it too late to jump on the naked gardening band wagon?
