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paulmate1984's Recent Statuses
Thu, 7-Mar-24 9:12 AM (48 days ago)
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What happened to all the bored and horny people?
No longer bored or no longer horny?
(48 days ago)
They discovered it’s hard to be bored when you’re horny!
(48 days ago)
A few have mastered it over the years BMB
(48 days ago)
never should be bored until you find out how many wasabi peas ya can shuv upya poodot without tears inya eyes w00t
(47 days ago)
Sat, 11-Nov-23 8:36 AM (165 days ago)
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Are we all behaving tonight?
Yis angel
(165 days ago)
Wodja likes this
Hey sexy, I never behave wink
(165 days ago)
u wood behave in the presents of king chuck? no? raspberry
(165 days ago)
Wodja likes this
Errrr nope…..
(164 days ago)
Had to behave last night, had dinner guests. But they’re gone now.
(164 days ago)
Sat, 4-Nov-23 11:09 AM (171 days ago)
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Hello you lot
smitten4u likes this
We're good. Drinking coffee and need to get moving. We have 4 homes to look at this morning, then she wants to come back here and have a fuck fest! 😈
(171 days ago)
paulmate1984 likes this
Do days ever get better than that
(171 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
Paul, I have complaints about it! Hope you have an awesome day!
(171 days ago)
That should have read "No" complaints
(171 days ago)
I hope everyone has a fun weekend planned.
(171 days ago)
Thu, 12-Jan-23 9:27 PM (1 year ago)
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Ok I made it up… time for a rest now aye
Thu, 12-Jan-23 9:10 PM (1 year ago)
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Should probably get out of bed aye?
smitten4u likes this
Really late on this one as we're in night time couch cuddle, but yes, get your ass up!
(1 year ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Bit bossy smile
(1 year ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Hello there sexy man 💋
(1 year ago)
Hello beautiful… now there’s a reason to stay in bed xx
(1 year ago)
Ooohh well move over sexywink
(1 year ago)
Tue, 10-Jan-23 8:20 AM (1 year ago)
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Hey there you pervy lot smile
*perve
(1 year ago)
2 of the biggest pervs right there
(1 year ago)
I’d argue if I could!
(1 year ago)
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You Rang?
(1 year ago)
Hey paul
(1 year ago)
Mon, 9-Jan-23 12:13 AM (1 year ago)
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Lovely day isn’t it?
smitten4u likes this
Been cooler last few days but warm now sexy Adele
(1 year ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Ohh dear agent
(1 year ago)
Agent_K likes this
It started out a bit chilly but was a beautiful day!
(1 year ago)
Wow gbm and Adele in the same post… whole lot of sexy there
(1 year ago)
Tits...i mean 'tis
(1 year ago)
Sun, 1-Jan-23 9:45 AM (1 year ago)
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Great start to the New Year….I survived my hangover
NaughtyKat and Pete_from_Aus like this
So you think! In few hours, your head will be banging! 😜 Best wishes for 2023 to you & Cutie. 😊😘 Hoping she comes back xx
(1 year ago)
Thanks gorgeous…I’ll try and talk her into it…have a great year nk 💋
(1 year ago)
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Sat, 31-Dec-22 2:43 AM (1 year ago)
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Hello folks
bluebayour6 and smitten4u like this
Hi n bye paul
(1 year ago)
*smacks her bum on the way past* see ya Adele
(1 year ago)
Pete_from_Aus likes this
Your not the messiah Paul, your a very naughty boy!!! 😂
(1 year ago)
HI!
(1 year ago)
Thu, 8-Dec-22 1:39 AM (1 year ago)
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How are we all doing today?
MitchandDaisy, aussiedeb and mrjimm like this
doing well. hope you are also.
(1 year ago)
lullab? ok after i had the dog out LOL
(1 year ago)
Sleepy....
(1 year ago)
Hey smitten smile
(1 year ago)
smitten4u likes this
Hey Paul! How’s life treating you?
(1 year ago)
Mon, 28-Nov-22 9:11 AM (1 year ago)
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Hello everyone…what did I miss? smile
GottaBeMe likes this
Total waste of time pic pimping (most of us know where the photos tab is and how to use it)
(1 year ago)
MrsTrellis and smitten4u like this
And tits, dicks, arses, cunts and twats tongue
(1 year ago)
MrsTrellis and smitten4u like this
You missed my awful jokes! tongue
(1 year ago)
MrsTrellis and smitten4u like this
And Emu's dad jokes, plus the free toblerone.
(1 year ago)
EmuLater and MrsTrellis like this
No cunts here. Thats a rude word. Lovely Pussies Yes smile
(1 year ago)
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Sat, 5-Nov-22 9:37 AM (1 year ago)
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How’s the cricket going?
Sun, 23-Oct-22 7:45 AM (1 year ago)
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To wank or not to wank..
GottaBeMe likes this
We all know the answer to that question 😏
(1 year ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
Not to is the winter of our discontent
(1 year ago)
Sat, 22-Oct-22 10:56 AM (1 year ago)
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Good game smile
who won?
(1 year ago)
Not Australia
(1 year ago)
Fri, 21-Oct-22 8:46 AM (1 year ago)
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Well that was a fun time smile
Mon, 17-Oct-22 7:12 AM (1 year ago)
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I’m back
Laphroaigh and smitten4u like this
Welcome back!
(1 year ago)
hey there!
(1 year ago)
Hi back
(1 year ago)
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Fri, 30-Sep-22 11:14 AM (1 year ago)
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Hello everyone…how are we today?
GottaBeMe likes this
Hey all cold here too
(1 year ago)
All good Paul. Good morning! I was a bit whiney about a freezer malfunction today, then realized I'm just thankful to have a freezer & home in tact. 😊
(1 year ago)
LikesTwo and bluebayour6 like this
Good to hear hun xx
(1 year ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
Hi sexy Paul, great and you? 😘
(1 year ago)
hey there smile
(1 year ago)
Mon, 19-Sep-22 7:14 AM (1 year ago)
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Evening fellow pervs and pervettes
Hi there Paul beer smile
(1 year ago)
Hey raven
(1 year ago)
Hey Paul,how are you sexy?
(1 year ago)
Sun, 11-Sep-22 11:28 AM (1 year ago)
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Hello you crazy lot
Bbaggins4321 likes this
Hey sexy legs 💋
(1 year ago)
lip2lip likes this
Oh and I know that "Hello spud" was not for me just saying hi
(1 year ago)
Afternoon Paul beer
(1 year ago)
Hello spuddette bettyboo
(1 year ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Hello everyone!
(1 year ago)
Thu, 4-Aug-22 9:18 AM (1 year ago)
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Hey there you lot smile
Artistic and roadtrip2021 like this
*Makes note to do a curt see next timerer.
(1 year ago)
Need to wear a skirt for that
(1 year ago)
Sorted cos I got this posh frock for me birfdee...
(1 year ago)
Ooh you little tease wink
(1 year ago)
Not sure if the fishnet stockings will clash wivvit though...
(1 year ago)
Mon, 1-Aug-22 10:59 AM (1 year ago)
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maraff likes this
Yep you should buy it market prices are good smile ( NN Monopoly )
(1 year ago)
Sun, 31-Jul-22 9:42 AM (1 year ago)
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Hey there friends smile
Artistic and mojo75nz like this
I was a bit suspicious when he said he was going to cover me in holy water aye
(1 year ago)
Artistic likes this
As long as he didn't get it in yer hair?
(1 year ago)
Ya mean it didn’t double as shampoo? ohmy
(1 year ago)
Naa,the sheen is more like conditioner.
(1 year ago)
Hey mate not to many muddy puddles up your way lol
(1 year ago)
Tue, 26-Jul-22 9:37 AM (1 year ago)
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Evening fellow pervs
Hey mate fancy a wet willy at all ?
(1 year ago)
Kinky bugger smile
(1 year ago)
Always a charmer mate smile
(1 year ago)
Sat, 9-Jul-22 9:38 AM (1 year ago)
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How are we doing tonight?
Hey there Paul 👋 morning n
(1 year ago)
Hey nk hope you get some sleep hun xx
(1 year ago)
Hey there mojo how’s things
(1 year ago)
Pretty good here mate bit chilly but that's winter for you
(1 year ago)
Rugby a bit of a shocker
(1 year ago)
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Thu, 7-Jul-22 9:48 AM (1 year ago)
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Hey folks
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