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paulmate1984's Recent Statuses
Tue, 4-Feb-25 7:53 PM (1 day ago)
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Need to come up with a new term for the insult “he’s a divkhead” , because women seem to quite like them tongue
I prefer calling people penis wrinkles 😆😆😆
(1 day ago)
paulmate1984 and nosanity like this
poodot brain, pecker head, arse wipe, fuk face, dildo head, bob a nob job, Nancy. love
(1 day ago)
How about "He's a Right Prick"...
(1 day ago)
Jizz-Cock…Piss-Kidney
(1 day ago)
Hey Paul I always get a fuzzy vision when it comes to insuilts lol
(1 day ago)
Sun, 26-Jan-25 12:16 PM (11 days ago)
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2025 is shaping up to to either being legendary or a complete train wreck
At the moment a train wreck
(11 days ago)
Mr_Vein, Pete_from_Aus and gpflem like this
"The blue light was my Baby, the red light was my mind."
(11 days ago)
Was on the phone with Gumby earlier today. He said to always stay flexible.
(10 days ago)
Pete_from_Aus and McPhallus like this
Perfectly well off track to be a train wreck (uk)...crying
(10 days ago)
Pete_from_Aus and McPhallus like this
Paul that’s a pessimist/optimistic outlook there LOL
(10 days ago)
Sat, 25-Jan-25 8:07 AM (12 days ago)
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Is everybody behaving tonight?
xxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxx w00t
(12 days ago)
with some xxxxxxxx and even more xxxxxxxx scared
(12 days ago)
Yep 😇
(12 days ago)
Now I’m really confused tongue
(12 days ago)
Morning here, coffee in hand, too early to misbehave.
(12 days ago)
Sat, 4-Jan-25 7:37 AM (33 days ago)
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Bit blowy
You've never been drunk until you've shat yourself they say ....I think it was David Attenborough said that once
(33 days ago)
Sorry for the new Zealand folk ...atennbro !
(33 days ago)
mojo75nz likes this
Don't worry me aussie lol you won't offend me
(33 days ago)
Good to hear....I'll have to try harder
(33 days ago)
In the Army farting was an art form.
(33 days ago)
Sat, 28-Dec-24 10:56 AM (40 days ago)
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Might be time for a wank
If you don’t hurry up it’ll turn into a pumpkin
(40 days ago)
The ladies will love that lol
(40 days ago)
smittenforyou and McPhallus like this
Punkin Deek....there's an awesome NName!
(40 days ago)
Agent_K and smittenforyou like this
Consider it yours
(40 days ago)
Prince Charming and pumpkin seeds grin
(40 days ago)
GottaBeMe and smittenforyou like this
Tue, 17-Dec-24 11:07 PM (50 days ago)
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Afternoon you sexy lot
Hey gbm how are you gorgeous?
(50 days ago)
Im just peachy, thx. How's things?
(50 days ago)
Evening Paul
(50 days ago)
End of a long but successful year… looking forward to a break
(50 days ago)
Agent_K and GottaBeMe like this
Hey there S4U, I hope life is treating you well
(50 days ago)
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Sat, 14-Dec-24 2:45 PM (54 days ago)
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Ok who’s been doing what to whom in my absence?
Yes & no. We would rather stay here, but we are excited to get settled in. Also the new place a very open floor plan, and no neighbors on two sides. How's life treating you?
(54 days ago)
paulmate1984 likes this
Hey , life had been good on the whole.. moving will suck but you can then plant new roots and sounds like a good place
(54 days ago)
smittenforyou likes this
Good to hear. There's a disc golf course close by that we're looking forward to checking out.
(54 days ago)
Played that for the first time this year and was a lot of fun… you guys enjoy yourselves… great to see you again xx
(54 days ago)
smittenforyou likes this
Thanks, you as well. 🙂
(54 days ago)
Tue, 19-Nov-24 6:20 AM (79 days ago)
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Might need to go have a eank
Wank even
(79 days ago)
eddie_aust likes this
Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place - Jerry Sienfeld.
(79 days ago)
mojo75nz and Pete_from_Aus like this
Fri, 8-Nov-24 4:24 AM (90 days ago)
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Just say yes
Jersey__Girl likes this
YES! YES! YES!
(90 days ago)
paulmate1984 likes this
Sorry, no can do.
(90 days ago)
paulmate1984 and McPhallus like this
Ok. I mean definitely maybe.
(90 days ago)
Thu, 7-Nov-24 9:51 AM (91 days ago)
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Did I miss anything important?
yeah nah brew grin
(91 days ago)
Wads was getting out of control but we've distracted him with beer
(91 days ago)
Pete_from_Aus likes this
Oh dear now we’re arsed
(91 days ago)
yeah, basterd gave beer? fukn beer... wanted fukn rum sneaky
(91 days ago)
Sun, 27-Oct-24 7:39 AM (102 days ago)
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Time for a wank smile
Rick12111 and AdeleGingerRaine like this
better hurry, tomorrow is floppy dick day crying
(102 days ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
Hope your not scaring the natives away doing that Paul 😳
(102 days ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
Men don’t need a reason to wank, just need a place. 🤣🤣🤣
(102 days ago)
... And the time, BMB
(101 days ago)
Sat, 26-Oct-24 8:25 AM (103 days ago)
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Hello all you nutters
GottaBeMe and smittenforyou like this
Nutter? I’d argue if I could…hello!
(103 days ago)
Hope that means Females as well,as they don't have Nuts...LOL
(103 days ago)
didja know ravens dont has a deek, they juss has a arsehole called a cloaca LOL
(103 days ago)
Rather not know what Wodjas have..LOL
(103 days ago)
more brains than ravens raspberry
(103 days ago)
Thu, 24-Oct-24 12:00 AM (105 days ago)
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Are we all having fun?
why not agr. sad
(105 days ago)
I wish I was
(105 days ago)
An absolute blast...........
(105 days ago)
paulmate1984 likes this
No…thought I’d come home to eat some ass and instead was mucking a donkey stall! Wrong kind of ass!!! 🤣🤣🤣
(105 days ago)
hell no, me endometriosis is acting up real bad again sad
(105 days ago)
TexAngel likes this
Mon, 21-Oct-24 7:41 AM (108 days ago)
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I just had a wank smile
mr average 62 likes this
Felt I should report it for the official NN record
(108 days ago)
McPhallus and Justmedamian like this
Your contribution has been duly noted Paul 👍👍
(108 days ago)
Morning sexy xxx
(108 days ago)
SO did I lol
(108 days ago)
Good god, man - what kind of website do you think this is?
(108 days ago)
Fbvines and AwesomeTits24 like this
Fri, 11-Oct-24 2:46 AM (118 days ago)
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Hello all you Randy lot
theroyalcouple likes this
Sat, 22-Jun-24 11:34 AM (229 days ago)
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Hey you lot of pervs smile
Hey right back sexy 💋 😘
(229 days ago)
Tue, 28-May-24 8:41 AM (254 days ago)
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It’s with deep sadness that I share the passing of a dear NN member Kiwi_Shellz. A dear woman who will be sadly missed. RIP
AdeleGingerRaine and Braxpert like this
Didn’t know her but bummer news. Do it today, you might be dead tomorrow. And if there’s someone you love, tell them.
(254 days ago)
Papa_Jim and paulmate1984 like this
Oh. Sad news.
(254 days ago)
Papa_Jim likes this
I didn't know her but I'd seen her around,sad news when anyone passes sad
(254 days ago)
paulmate1984 likes this
So sorry to hear... R.I.P Shellz...
(254 days ago)
Only just saw this sad I always liked her & I will always miss her. Rest well Shellz, the world is less bright without you in it,
(113 days ago)
Tue, 28-May-24 7:55 AM (254 days ago)
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How are we all today?
waterproof, like a ducks bum
(254 days ago)
just bloody wonderful thanks for asking
(254 days ago)
I’ll have to take your word for that woddies
(254 days ago)
Glad to hear flit
(254 days ago)
Sun, 26-May-24 8:59 AM (256 days ago)
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Evening everything…I hope your day is going well smile
smitten4u likes this
Nob grin
(256 days ago)
I wear that badge with pride
(256 days ago)
cool cool
(256 days ago)
its a nice badge wink
(256 days ago)
Tue, 14-May-24 10:44 AM (268 days ago)
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Hello all…where have 12 years gone?
cutiechoo and smitten4u like this
Wanked away and discarded like a used tissue ….
(268 days ago)
Most likely…made some good friends along the way
(268 days ago)
cutiechoo and Justmedamian like this
Only a few enemies lol
(268 days ago)
The years just seem to speed by!
(268 days ago)
paulmate1984 likes this
Speaking of sexy friends…how are you darling?
(268 days ago)
Thu, 7-Mar-24 9:12 AM (336 days ago)
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What happened to all the bored and horny people?
No longer bored or no longer horny?
(336 days ago)
They discovered it’s hard to be bored when you’re horny!
(336 days ago)
A few have mastered it over the years BMB
(336 days ago)
never should be bored until you find out how many wasabi peas ya can shuv upya poodot without tears inya eyes w00t
(336 days ago)
Sat, 11-Nov-23 8:36 AM (1 year ago)
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Are we all behaving tonight?
Yis angel
(1 year ago)
Wodja likes this
Hey sexy, I never behave wink
(1 year ago)
u wood behave in the presents of king chuck? no? raspberry
(1 year ago)
Wodja likes this
Errrr nope…..
(1 year ago)
Had to behave last night, had dinner guests. But they’re gone now.
(1 year ago)
Sat, 4-Nov-23 11:09 AM (1 year ago)
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Hello you lot
smitten4u likes this
We're good. Drinking coffee and need to get moving. We have 4 homes to look at this morning, then she wants to come back here and have a fuck fest! 😈
(1 year ago)
paulmate1984 likes this
Do days ever get better than that
(1 year ago)
smitten4u likes this
Paul, I have complaints about it! Hope you have an awesome day!
(1 year ago)
That should have read "No" complaints
(1 year ago)
I hope everyone has a fun weekend planned.
(1 year ago)
Thu, 12-Jan-23 9:27 PM (2 years ago)
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Ok I made it up… time for a rest now aye
Thu, 12-Jan-23 9:10 PM (2 years ago)
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Should probably get out of bed aye?
smitten4u likes this
Really late on this one as we're in night time couch cuddle, but yes, get your ass up!
(2 years ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Bit bossy smile
(2 years ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Hello there sexy man 💋
(2 years ago)
Hello beautiful… now there’s a reason to stay in bed xx
(2 years ago)
Ooohh well move over sexywink
(2 years ago)
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