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Thu, 25-Aug-16 7:34 PM (7 years ago)
Am I going to be the only person drooling over the Great British Bake Off over the next few weeks? I'm okay with that if so. More cakes for me.
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I don't really care a whole lot about Paul Hollywood. He's kinda...smarmy. But he's necessary.
(7 years ago)
couldnt resist the pic i sent along the status theme good to see you aeound again in ststus' xx
(7 years ago)
Mon, 8-Aug-16 10:07 PM (7 years ago)
Happy International Cat Day! Me-wow! Yep, I said it.
I watch for one person and one person only. Can you guess who he is?
(7 years ago)
Wed, 3-Aug-16 11:10 PM (7 years ago)
I don't like generalising. But men, this is not how to communicate: '...big fat cock to explore all of your holes until my exploding orgasm engulfs you in a sea of hot sticky semen. Sound good bitch?'
You soo should have replied "Surfs up dude!" to that P.M mysteries.
(7 years ago)
The adventurous spirit of Christopher Columbus and the words of Lord Byron, what a fucking stud he must be.
(7 years ago)
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Tue, 2-Aug-16 1:27 AM (7 years ago)
Binge watching Breaking Bad and Stranger Things. Thank you, Netflix.
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I love Dexter, I might watch it again at some point. The first 4 seasons, anyway. And moose I'm always up for recommendations of both I'm not a fan of many comedians but am open to suggestion.
(7 years ago)
Thanks wheel! Chuck, not so into the superhero thing. There's way too many of them right now. But Breaking Bad is getting really, really good!
(7 years ago)
Fri, 27-May-16 8:33 PM (7 years ago)
Just got a PM from someone wondering what it would be like to have sex with an older, experienced woman like me. Fuck. Fuck fuck. Have I reached 'that' age?
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Age is relative, hot and sexy is a fact!!! Xxxx could always apply 'young as the man you feel' in this situation AND no you have not reached that age (hug)
(7 years ago)
You've reached the age of "Holy Fuck, she is HOT"
(7 years ago)
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you are always missed sexy hope you have a good one - mine starts at 11.15pm
(7 years ago)
Thu, 21-Apr-16 3:04 PM (8 years ago)
12 celsius, this is practically our summer. The scent of SPF and ice-cream is in the air.
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I'll have to Google when I'm in front of the laptop. Certainly sounds suspect! The brand my temperamental skin likes isn't available here.
(8 years ago)
Tue, 12-Apr-16 9:13 PM (8 years ago)
If someone could send some sun towards Dublin, that'd be great. Thanks.
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Tue, 15-Mar-16 3:40 PM (8 years ago)
Almost St Patrick's Day. Not to be abbreviated as 'Patty', thank you.
Hi Chuck, I thought you'd have a different profile pic 25, or a tourist!
(8 years ago)
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Fri, 11-Mar-16 12:39 AM (8 years ago)
Eigengrau. The Germans have words for everything.
I'm doing good thanks GS...haven't been here much recently, just popping in and out How are you?
(8 years ago)
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Fri, 19-Feb-16 11:27 PM (8 years ago)
Good: weekend! Bad: have worked 67 hours since last Sunday so am sleeping through it. Then I'll catch up with you perverts
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Nite mysteries xxoo.........sweet dreams.......hug.............mwahhh
(8 years ago)
Fri, 5-Feb-16 12:25 AM (8 years ago)
I need mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. Anyone here giving it?
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this line never makes me laugh, emergency work has killed it for me
(8 years ago)
Dr Pecker it made me laugh, and that's what counts Hi XXX!
(8 years ago)
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I think I might be too late, but there is always a kiss for those beautiful red lips of yours.
(8 years ago)
Tue, 22-Dec-15 3:05 PM (8 years ago)
I'm so behind on blog reading and perving, damn real life. But I wanted to share the most bemusing headline I've read today: Lenny Kravitz accused of running illegal dental surgery.
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PS... I do, but I'd prefer if I didn't
(8 years ago)
Did that darn Happy Humper hijack your status Mysteries?
(8 years ago)
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No Mysteries, it just means you;re not a cranky old redneck
(8 years ago)
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Sat, 19-Dec-15 1:26 AM (8 years ago)
I'm watching Jeff Dunham for the first time...is this just me not 'getting' American humour? I don't find him funny at all.
tight_wet_lips likes this
As an American, I don't find him funny either.
(8 years ago)
mysteries1984 and Edward_Nigma like this
You guys we all crazy!! I think he's funny as hell. He's my fav. Comedian
(8 years ago)
Wed, 16-Dec-15 6:55 PM (8 years ago)
I didn't know Brut was still a thing. I feel like I'm on a bus in the past, drowning in a nasty scent.
Mon, 14-Dec-15 1:17 AM (8 years ago)
There's a special place in hell for eBay bids/snipers that appear 4 seconds before the end of the auction.
I missed out on boots, dammit. Maybe I shop on eBay too much though.
(8 years ago)
Fri, 11-Dec-15 11:55 AM (8 years ago)
Hello, Friday. You've taken your time but I'm glad you're here.
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Tue, 8-Dec-15 10:37 PM (8 years ago)
Anagram: WOWDILDO. Clue is 'not touched by human hands'.
Tue, 8-Dec-15 9:41 PM (8 years ago)
Anagram: LUBETITS. Clue is 'making things easier'. Go!
At least I was only a minute late....Jigsaw, you're 31 minutes late. ; )
(8 years ago)
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Apologies - didn't see the 'view 5 more comments' just rushed straight in cos I thought I was clever !!
(8 years ago)
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Mark,you cutting a rug?...haven't heard that since charlies angels met the mod squad
(8 years ago)
Mon, 7-Dec-15 9:44 PM (8 years ago)
Festive knickers uploaded. Now it feels like Christmas
Thanks AJ And thanks all for the perving!
(8 years ago)
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Hello mysteries xxoo............... ..............hug and kotc
(8 years ago)
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Thu, 26-Nov-15 12:57 PM (8 years ago)
Happy Thanksgiving, US friends. Enjoy the turkey and family time. I'll be bringing the dog for a walk and relaxing in front of the fire.
happy thanksgiving to all who dont celebrate it and a lot of those that do
(8 years ago)
Thank you! Have a good day mysteries!! xo
(8 years ago)
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Tue, 24-Nov-15 3:05 PM (8 years ago)
I've only just gotten out of bed, and it's 3pm here. Harlot living is not conducive to 'normal' hours. Happy Tuesday, deviants. I'm going to take a shower.
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Hmmmm I see your cock and raise you a pair of tits smashed up against another pair of tits
(8 years ago)
Well then, what ya waiting for... Go all in
(8 years ago)
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There's something of strange of this sentence maybe the haunting word 'normal' Howdy! xxx
(8 years ago)
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Mon, 23-Nov-15 1:20 AM (8 years ago)
I have no ice-cream. So I can't share it with any of you perverts anyway.
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ummm depends, cuz I wanna chomp on u please. lol
(8 years ago)
I am totally open to being eaten by demons.
(8 years ago)
happily bring some over with me, Swedish glaze raspberry ripple or just plain vanilla?
(8 years ago)
The non sharing of imaginary ice cream is prohibited in the NN guidlines......
(8 years ago)
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Sun, 22-Nov-15 5:37 PM (8 years ago)
I bought new bedsheets with an actual thread count listed on the packaging. I feel like a grown-up now. And they'll even match my scatter cushions.
DS they're red, so not really. But it'll be like being in a sunset!
(8 years ago)
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