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lynskey's Recent Statuses
Sun, 1-Jan-17 11:40 AM (7 years ago)
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Morning youz lot and a happy new year xxx
Cum back & talk to us Vera! sad
(6 years ago)
hounddog67 and GottaBeMe like this
Your missed here smile
(6 years ago)
hounddog67 and GottaBeMe like this
She was gagged so maybe still can't log in or if you read the goodbye thread, may still not even want to.
(6 years ago)
Lyns!!!!
(6 years ago)
hounddog67 likes this
Omgosh! I got all excited thinkin lyns was back!! Sigggh. Miss ya lyns! heart
(6 years ago)
Sat, 24-Dec-16 8:59 AM (7 years ago)
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The seasons greetings to all our viewers, but especially the bored and horney. May your eyesight remain clear and your grip resolute in the new year. xxx.
thank you chairman clicky xxx
(7 years ago)
merry christmas lynszez xxx
(7 years ago)
Have a happy Christmas young lady.
(7 years ago)
Merry Christmas Gorgeous!!!smilesmile
(7 years ago)
Merry Christmas to you also, and yes my grip is smooth and I see fine after 50+ yrs of Mr. Jack
(7 years ago)
Mon, 19-Dec-16 3:40 PM (7 years ago)
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In other news,the ghost shark with a retractable penis on it's head was filmed in the wild for the first time...
dammit woman..you said the camera is off
(7 years ago)
Deffo...Your funniest today Toot wink
(7 years ago)
whiskas believes me, anyweighs
(7 years ago)
whiskeybeer likes this
i always belives ya luv...even when u said im yer first..even though i heard an echo..echo...cho....ooo...
(7 years ago)
happyhumper69 and PApda like this
lmfao
(7 years ago)
Fri, 2-Dec-16 1:23 PM (7 years ago)
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La creme de la creme sont ici, maintenant.C'est magnifique.
Related to Ruby Tuesday?
(7 years ago)
mais oui
(7 years ago)
mercy blow through mon sewer
(7 years ago)
Salut Lyn, quelle belle chose à dire. J'espère que vous avez un grand jour. Baisers. xx Lyn xx
(7 years ago)
Dieux Merci c'est Vendredi smile
(7 years ago)
Fri, 2-Dec-16 11:30 AM (7 years ago)
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He knew a lot more than "naaaathing" ...RIP Andrew Sachs xxx.
manuel the car door ...lol
(7 years ago)
Hello lynskey smile smile xxoo..........smile smile..........hug and kotc
(7 years ago)
lynskey likes this
ello our ray of sunshine xxx
(7 years ago)
Que???
(7 years ago)
shame eh hun xx
(7 years ago)
Thu, 1-Dec-16 11:10 AM (7 years ago)
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Genuine question: Does anyone else do that "ripping off clothes while kissing passionately " routine that they do in sooo many films?
coldfish1 and Onionheart like this
(Again)
(7 years ago)
but its me new bikini???
(7 years ago)
I think its the tusks that worry me
(7 years ago)
the groom didnt appreciate it when i did that ...she shouldnt have asked if id like to kiss the bride
(7 years ago)
Onionheart, lynskey and nosanity like this
lynskey, your profile picture is so lovely, as usual
(7 years ago)
lynskey and nods4 like this
Wed, 23-Nov-16 8:12 AM (7 years ago)
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That moment during a sexy NN conversation when a spelling mistake absolutely shatters both the moment and the meaning.
LMAO, love that one Lizzie - makes me wonder whether it is the "d" or the "u" which is the typo. smile
(7 years ago)
MissLizzie likes this
Daffy wouldnt do then
(7 years ago)
I want to duck you so deep...duck me baby, duck me hard and all night long smile
(7 years ago)
deffo kwackers
(7 years ago)
I want to lick your pissy.....
(7 years ago)
lynskey likes this
Fri, 18-Nov-16 8:48 AM (7 years ago)
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So far this morning we've had snow,rain ,thunder,lightning and now it's hailstones......the end of the world is nigh....we're doomed.
and there's Shania and Celine in sunny Vegas waitin for me
(7 years ago)
Hello..please take your hat off. smile
(7 years ago)
I am now convinced you are a nuff nufff ravon grin
(7 years ago)
nuff said..
(7 years ago)
As a Ravon It's ok that you don't understand me. all the best to you rubn :}
(7 years ago)
Wed, 16-Nov-16 10:37 AM (7 years ago)
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Best video on NN ?: shegotthejak on page one now, it's brill xxx
It certainly makes a change wink
(7 years ago)
Woohoo!! Sheikh Yabooti! wink
(7 years ago)
Tue, 15-Nov-16 8:29 AM (7 years ago)
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Arcminutes?
clittylicker likes this
At the third stroke it will be ten nine and 20 seconds smile
(7 years ago)
At the fourth stroke you'll go BLIND!!!
(7 years ago)
gavdparker likes this
clittylicker - probably why i were glasses hehe
(7 years ago)
m_h - makes perfect logical sense to me without googling it......
(7 years ago)
mermaid_hunter69 likes this
Those are the minutes that hate me...LOL
(7 years ago)
Tue, 15-Nov-16 8:27 AM (7 years ago)
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Archminutes?
Thu, 10-Nov-16 1:07 PM (7 years ago)
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A mother ship will land in all your major cities for transportation to frolix8 for willing abductees. The journey will be long but the future will be bright for those wishing to depart this planet.
Your new great leader will attune their thinking more in line with the rank and file...or should it be wank and..
(7 years ago)
The ship has already sailed Tiger. Vera and I are already half pissed.
(7 years ago)
Oh, then you fuckers still have halfway to go to catch up.
(7 years ago)
thatwilldome likes this
It doesn't take me long these days, don't worry about that.
(7 years ago)
oh.......she wasn't wink
(7 years ago)
Tigersteaks13 likes this
Tue, 8-Nov-16 8:47 AM (7 years ago)
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Sex Question #1 b) Has anyone ever had sex with you while you were asleep ?
that sounds onimonimous shaq wink
(7 years ago)
shaqila likes this
Yes, when I woke my cock was hard and deep in my friends cunt. I was on my side, naked and she on her back with her legs over my side had somehow been able to push onto me. I remember yawning, stretcr
(7 years ago)
yes i actually love waking up to my hubby having sex with me like that
(7 years ago)
I couldnt say....im asleep after all....lol!
(7 years ago)
stretched and took up where id finished six hours ago.
(7 years ago)
Thu, 3-Nov-16 4:33 PM (7 years ago)
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Can men and women be just friends and never ever consider a sexual relationship with each other?
SunGod_dess and lipstrecher like this
And it can happen while you're married. Goodnight all.
(7 years ago)
Jagged_Edges likes this
Of course men & women can be friends without sex - I know lots of married couples like that. wink
(7 years ago)
Artistic, TopCat57 and Allure like this
Cliffy? will you be my fwend? I dont want you bum, but you can sniff my finga? grin
(7 years ago)
warning clitty LOL
(7 years ago)
My best friend, who is female, and I have been best friends for over thirty years without sex, so yes, it is possible.
(7 years ago)
Mon, 31-Oct-16 6:56 AM (7 years ago)
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*Public Service Announcement* Page one of the photos / videos should be avoided by those of a nervous or sensitive disposition.
I'm still avvin flash backs but yep, he's gone now..
(7 years ago)
You got photographic memory? I'm so glad I don't!
(7 years ago)
notta pretty site ..but NN's counsellors are helping me with the trauma as we speak...
(7 years ago)
EmuLater likes this
Love the pic
(7 years ago)
Hi lyn. Lol. xxx
(7 years ago)
Tue, 18-Oct-16 8:24 AM (7 years ago)
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*Files nails,applies polish,waits for them to dry before tidying desk,whistles and waits for next visitor *
*joins lynszez at the beauty parlour*
(7 years ago)
lol, I am still at the NN reception desk,fwittzez..waiting for the next shift to take over...
(7 years ago)
had loadsa VIPS in today...
(7 years ago)
oh..grin * waits at front dest with lynszez to head back to booty salon wink
(7 years ago)
*stops at front desk for direction to booty salon*
(7 years ago)
Sat, 15-Oct-16 7:58 AM (7 years ago)
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Legend,genius actress, RIP Jean xxx
yep, I loved her muriel
(7 years ago)
coldfish1 likes this
Morrissey is weeping at yet another from another Corrie star kicking the bucket.
(7 years ago)
mr.expo and coldfish1 like this
JAYZUS. I might be slightly inebriated.
(7 years ago)
w00t are you sure ??????
(7 years ago)
HIV positive
(7 years ago)
quietwacpl and coldfish1 like this
Wed, 12-Oct-16 10:20 PM (7 years ago)
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wtf?
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
What the fuck? Do I win???
(7 years ago)
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
wet feet ?..WTF??
(7 years ago)
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
for you lot, more likely its ...wanking to fatality
(7 years ago)
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
I haven't seen Fatality's pictures yet.
(7 years ago)
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
Where's the fibrillatorthingy?
(7 years ago)
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
Tue, 11-Oct-16 8:35 AM (7 years ago)
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Its nice that you are here in spirit,if not in body my love but ohhhhh ...wotta body wink
GottaBeMe and MythicCreature like this
nah, its the latest model,look at the template generation plate and it's specific reference number jaawrt x22 edition 2...........they are the iffy ones ...leave em locked away in yer craft,my love wink
(7 years ago)
Yep. Thought as much.
(7 years ago)
gtytrrtt thrssdfddf mjhuuyy xd a---9008 mjjkk bgtfddd afff mhyy ftthd nkj hhhu fgtvb lol wink
(7 years ago)
Agent_K likes this
*mhyyyy
(7 years ago)
cant believe you made a beef sarny and nevva made one for me too..
(7 years ago)
Tue, 27-Sep-16 9:42 AM (7 years ago)
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Anyone here from Queensland?
naughtyteasel likes this
Sorry to bump this but one of our spacecraft had to ditch there this morning.The crew got out ok but there might have been witnesses so the M.I.B wanna speak to anyone who saw anyfink.
(7 years ago)
what happend in Qeensland?
(7 years ago)
ah,the flashy thing works then wink
(7 years ago)
metalwork likes this
i always like it when u flash me lyn wink
(7 years ago)
aaawwwwwww shucks.....*blushes*
(7 years ago)
Mon, 26-Sep-16 8:51 AM (7 years ago)
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office calls .....laters all xxx
unzip4u69 likes this
bye bye lyn xx
(7 years ago)
Take care lyns smile
(7 years ago)
bye Lyns
(7 years ago)
enjoy lyns smile xxx
(7 years ago)
hi Lyn xxx
(7 years ago)
Wed, 21-Sep-16 8:21 AM (7 years ago)
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So is it "mourning would " that a 80 year old guy wakes up with,when he is flaccid nowadays?
DDDDemon, GottaBeMe and Mrsjd like this
remembrance
(7 years ago)
I woodent know. smile
(7 years ago)
nope its wishin it would
(7 years ago)
he goes to his dealer Viagranny for some quicker dicker picker upper
(7 years ago)
Or just morbid flaccid nation?
(7 years ago)
Fri, 16-Sep-16 10:46 PM (7 years ago)
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Public Service Announcement :Those of a sensitive disposition should avoid page one of the photos for the time being.
you believed that too?
(7 years ago)
Im no different than most other men. All rationality goes out the window when in the company of beautifull women.
(7 years ago)
To quote Shirley Valentine ..."Aren't men full of shit"
(7 years ago)
Full of something but not shit
(7 years ago)
yeah right
(7 years ago)
Fri, 16-Sep-16 9:29 AM (7 years ago)
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NN officially recognised and union backed tea break time...laters all xxx
Enjoy Lyn ... xxx
(7 years ago)
Oooh, a cuppa rosie! Dash of milk & one sugar for me thanks Vera (and a choccy Hobnob?)
(7 years ago)
'ello gov'na how'bout ah cup a tea
(7 years ago)
Fri, 16-Sep-16 9:01 AM (7 years ago)
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and wotta pleasure it is to see status return to normal today xxx
TOF? is that today?
(7 years ago)
Do i have to get mine out x
(7 years ago)
nah monday is moobs out day
(7 years ago)
miss_molly likes this
I thought Monday was COM??
(7 years ago)
only when there aint an "R" in the munff
(7 years ago)
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