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masterstoy91's Recent Statuses
Wed, 29-Jul-15 8:51 PM (1 hour ago)
Don't forget to buy a dairy queen blizzard tomorrow...
Shyguy1976 and GottaBeMe like this
Wed, 29-Jul-15 8:47 PM (1 hour ago)
I've done horrible things all in the service of Santa...
You lied to your kids didn't you?!?!
(1 hour ago)
Wed, 29-Jul-15 8:36 PM (1 hour ago)
he kept screaming, "stop it's illegal". Little does he know It's only illegal if I get caught...
speeding?
(1 hour ago)
Wed, 29-Jul-15 8:14 PM (1 hour ago)
I found a really old book with weird writing in it and an upside cross on the cover. Guy at the rate book store said it was a bible and I was looking at it upside down... I'm disappointed
Was hoping to make a few bucks...
(1 hour ago)
Heathen!
(1 hour ago)
Looking back I did find it odd that all the pictures were upside down...
(1 hour ago)
Any mention of religion and pictures is heathenistic. You should be ashamed of yourself, Toy.
(44 minutes ago)
Wed, 29-Jul-15 7:58 PM (1 hour ago)
The ghost dick will fuck you up...
awesome2, PApda and kitsune89 like this
Could be C'htulu.
(1 hour ago)
Maybe he is fucking you... Casper is a pervert
(1 hour ago)
and i was blaming the mexican food for the sorness god damn that casper! no foreplay either
(1 hour ago)
He likes to use hot sauce as lube... So yeah that makes sense
(1 hour ago)
Lol! One of the funniest things ive read on a status casper is a pervert
(1 hour ago)
Wed, 29-Jul-15 7:31 PM (2 hours ago)
I would watch the new mission impossible movie if someone else was playing Tom Cruise
I was once told that I look like a guy who looks like Tom Cruise
(2 hours ago)
So you look like that guy in Zoolander. Hi Mark. Hello masterstoy91.
(2 hours ago)
i only like him cuz he is a scientologist like i am.. and the great lord c'htulu will win some day!
(2 hours ago)
Zoltarian the great space lizard is all mighty and the real reason he gets roles
(2 hours ago)
we bow to the great space lizard!
(1 hour ago)
Wed, 29-Jul-15 7:29 PM (2 hours ago)
Wal-Mart stalkers and greeters wanted...
I'm pretty sure you are why they did away with that job
(2 hours ago)
Damn preemptive bastards. : (
(2 hours ago)
Wal-Mart has already employed psychos
(2 hours ago)
I make psychos seem sane....at least that's what my therapist tells me.
(2 hours ago)
Lies
(2 hours ago)
Tue, 28-Jul-15 2:30 PM (1 day ago)
Naked day...
I regret that I can only like this once.
(1 day ago)
It's still just Tues day here....
(1 day ago)
It's always naked day.
(1 day ago)
On cams I hope
(1 day ago)
Tue, 28-Jul-15 1:40 AM (1 day ago)
I just found a severed head in a toilet.... I think that guy with the hockey mask and machete might not be the care taker after all!
rkrenegade31 likes this
Nope - it's all fine - that guy was shit-for-brains anyway
(1 day ago)
You probably shouldn't have gone to a vacant Camp Crystal Lake....just sayin'
(1 day ago)
*hides hockey mask n machete*
(1 day ago)
Mon, 27-Jul-15 9:13 PM (2 days ago)
I want cookies...
Me too! I have shortbread here, if you were closer and master allowed it, you could have some
(2 days ago)
I'm gonna make no bake cookies cause it is hot here
(2 days ago)
Thu, 23-Jul-15 12:45 AM (6 days ago)
I saw things that no person is meant to see...
Do you think we could at least hear about them?
(6 days ago)
Wed, 22-Jul-15 1:54 AM (7 days ago)
I'm gonna jump rope naked in front of a mirror...
on cams I hope
(7 days ago)
I would wear some type of protective eyewear.
(7 days ago)
Wed, 22-Jul-15 1:48 AM (7 days ago)
Stop being a pudd, no one wants you to open the gate to hell...
Have too much to drink?
(7 days ago)
Summer reruns on NN
(7 days ago)
I like mushmouth...
(7 days ago)
Wed, 22-Jul-15 1:02 AM (7 days ago)
is it safe?
No.
(7 days ago)
Define safe ... Helloo
(7 days ago)
" oh yes , it is so safe" said in his best Dustin Hoffman voice
(7 days ago)
Wed, 22-Jul-15 12:32 AM (7 days ago)
Beef curtain...
Ha ha ha haven't heard that for a while!
(7 days ago)
Tue, 21-Jul-15 2:51 PM (8 days ago)
My tummy hurts...
Yes, we gingers are the cure to many things.
(8 days ago)
Soulless gingers
(8 days ago)
Chewing on a ginger. Not what I meant.....but better.
(8 days ago)
Hello toy xxoo...........hope you feel better soon............ ............hug and kotc
(8 days ago)
tum ta tum ta tum tum tums, feel betterMT91
(8 days ago)
Mon, 20-Jul-15 11:24 PM (8 days ago)
Sorry the card says "moops"
It's on right now on TBS
(8 days ago)
It doesn't matter, it's moors, there's no moops!
(8 days ago)
No soup for you!!!! is next
(8 days ago)
The manzier
(8 days ago)
Oh
(8 days ago)
Mon, 20-Jul-15 10:16 PM (8 days ago)
There are ghost and zombie demons living in my toaster...
thank god they got out of my oven then
(8 days ago)
really? crumbs!
(8 days ago)
Hello toy xxoo..........finally got undie to unplug ours before sticking a fork in it...... .......he would be a ghost..........hugs and kotc
(8 days ago)
Mon, 20-Jul-15 6:16 PM (9 days ago)
So apparently the camp ground is built on an ancient burial ground that was once inhabited by devil worshiping Satanist on the 1700s
airford1 likes this
Seems legit
(9 days ago)
As long as it makes all the campers wander round naked and insist on NSA sex, what's the problem?
(9 days ago)
I'd be packing my shit the hell out of there. Hey toy
(9 days ago)
Sun, 19-Jul-15 11:26 PM (9 days ago)
Some times I wonder how non premium mods do it...
mods not going to chat or forum has nothing to do with what i am saying
(9 days ago)
What you are saying is a non-premium isn't as effective I believe. Correct? And I'm saying not going certain places makes them ineffective as mods according to your thought process. Close?
(9 days ago)
i am not talking about ineffective anything
(9 days ago)
Well, then what in the world are you complaining about then?
(9 days ago)
indi i am done... i was not complaining never said non premium mods were not as effective
(9 days ago)
Sun, 19-Jul-15 5:36 PM (10 days ago)
Predictive text....
It is awesome... type a word then use the predictive text and write a comment using the random words it brings up...
(10 days ago)
Thirst bling never.
(10 days ago)
Like what you want to do for dinner tonight....
(10 days ago)
never use it
(10 days ago)
Love the ranged never check what it says now
(10 days ago)
Sun, 19-Jul-15 3:30 PM (10 days ago)
that kid is back on the escalator!!!
Snoogans...
(10 days ago)
Fri, 17-Jul-15 10:30 PM (11 days ago)
off to hunt for NYFRB, bbl
HYASIYC
(11 days ago)
(hope you are successful in your quest)
(11 days ago)
Enjoy
(11 days ago)
Fri, 17-Jul-15 1:59 PM (12 days ago)
someone keeps drinking my coffee... so I am gonna lock my doors and keep my cup in my hand at all times...
ShowysaurusSex likes this
I confess. I drank all the coffee
(12 days ago)
That's what I do with my Timmie's. I hug my cup like a best friend. I see you found your root beer beer too, Toy. Enjoying it?
(12 days ago)
too late, I already got it :coffee:
(12 days ago)
Fri, 17-Jul-15 12:22 AM (12 days ago)
Amityville...
ShowysaurusSex likes this
Horror
(12 days ago)
It's an interesting story
(12 days ago)
Well the real story about defeo
(12 days ago)
That movie sucked, meaning it was fucking scary as hell, read the book, it will make your skin crawl
(12 days ago)
Not interested in the Amityville horror movie or book
(12 days ago)
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