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masterstoy91's Recent Statuses
Mon, 30-May-16 6:16 PM (13 hours ago)
There is a demon in my sandwich!!!
devilled ham?
(13 hours ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
maybe deviled egg
(11 hours ago)
This is a serious problem....
(11 hours ago)
Sun, 29-May-16 11:41 PM (1 day ago)
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the kitchen, your toaster comes at you with a knife
silverbackaa likes this
The knife did not bother me as much as it's creepy smile.....
(1 day ago)
whoa spooky!
(1 day ago)
Sun, 29-May-16 7:37 PM (1 day ago)
I woke up naked, running through the mystical forest, wearing a bee keepers outfit, while Toto was playing live and drinking purple cool aid... I've had one fucked up morning!
BuxomXhunter likes this
Sure Sounds like it ! Hello toy :>
(1 day ago)
Hellos
(1 day ago)
I want some of what you were drinking
(1 day ago)
This would rate as a tame dream for me
(1 day ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
Sat, 28-May-16 1:34 AM (3 days ago)
im bored
shy_professor likes this
Uh Oh - this is how trouble starts .. Hello
(3 days ago)
LOL. You could go to the strip club with me toy.
(3 days ago)
me too...
(3 days ago)
I always wonder what people hope to achieve by stating their inability to entertain themselves
(3 days ago)
deepsea69 and DubbleStrubble like this
invites to a strip club... see it worked
(3 days ago)
Mon, 23-May-16 11:24 PM (7 days ago)
Na na na na na na na NAKED!!!
Gimme an N
(7 days ago)
Gimme an A
(7 days ago)
Gimme a K
(7 days ago)
oh you get the idea
(7 days ago)
MrsFX and hounddog67 like this
lol
(7 days ago)
Wed, 18-May-16 11:21 PM (12 days ago)
I need a camera inside my fridge, I think the milk and the eggs are conspiring against me.... thanks Samsung for helping me get proof!
CrunchyPB likes this
Fri, 13-May-16 2:26 PM (17 days ago)
Lol... awesomely funny!
Thank you. : ) I'll be here all week...try the veil.
(17 days ago)
Thu, 5-May-16 8:59 PM (25 days ago)
Lol...
it's not funny to laugh at old people
(25 days ago)
Well I never! ... Hello Toy.
(25 days ago)
Are you calling old Justcuz!
(25 days ago)
that dummy in da mirror
(25 days ago)
Oh, phew! hehe
(25 days ago)
Sat, 23-Apr-16 8:35 PM (37 days ago)
Siphon filter coffee pot, and a 1950s stainless steel percolator... I love when I get packages on the mail
SoulBandit likes this
Tue, 19-Apr-16 10:44 PM (41 days ago)
Cars aren't meant to burst into flame during a test drive, right?
dick.hardagain likes this
Depends. Was the dealership offering a "hot deal"?
(41 days ago)
dick.hardagain likes this
It depends on the type of car.. Was it a Ford Pinto?
(41 days ago)
heydidyagrabmyass and Revord2 like this
if its a ford well yes
(41 days ago)
Just read in the paper a used car dealer is suing a woman for damages to a car that burst into flames while she was test driving it... Wtf
(41 days ago)
coldfish1 likes this
That suit should be going the other way. The car was obviously a dangerous POS
(41 days ago)
Thu, 7-Apr-16 8:50 PM (53 days ago)
Thinking of buying a 2015 Chrysler 200...
I went to the top of The Chrysler Building..and stalled
(53 days ago)
(53 days ago)
What i really want is a tesla x
(53 days ago)
MarkandLacey likes this
the Tesla 3 is cheap(er) just gotta wait for it
(53 days ago)
honestly you can do better then that toy you should rent one for a couple days then see if you really like it. we just recently rented one of those and an nissan altima and the altima was way better
(44 days ago)
Wed, 6-Apr-16 8:23 PM (54 days ago)
Cold steeped coffee, yummy and a lot less acidic than hot coffee over ice...
Wed, 6-Apr-16 8:08 PM (54 days ago)
So apparently the irs has out sourced it's collections department, and if I don't call them back about the money I owe they will file charges against me... I'm scared
I've had later fees, just never paid them...
(54 days ago)
kellybean1983 likes this
so you're the reason they went under
(54 days ago)
MarkandLacey likes this
Wa wa waaaaa
(54 days ago)
oh well they never had anything good anyways
(54 days ago)
sounds like a scam to me
(54 days ago)
Wed, 6-Apr-16 12:28 AM (55 days ago)
Yeah I'm a deviant, but at least I'm not a poop head...
Scubadiver51 and cheekypaul like this
Good evening toy xxoo........... ..............hug and kotc
(55 days ago)
You're such a deviant that you make the rest of us seem normal. Hey, Toy.
(55 days ago)
Sun, 20-Mar-16 2:22 PM (71 days ago)
A simple lol doesn't begin to cover it....
silverbackaa likes this
what about LOL, or lmao or roflmao?
(71 days ago)
Circa1975 likes this
you forgot Roflcopter.
(71 days ago)
curiousAdam likes this
Hello toy xxoo......giggles........ ..........hug and kotc
(71 days ago)
Sun, 13-Mar-16 12:52 AM (79 days ago)
Bigfoots ghost...
Sat, 12-Mar-16 10:29 PM (79 days ago)
Coffee...
make mine an espresso please
(79 days ago)
[_]>
(79 days ago)
Sat, 12-Mar-16 3:15 AM (80 days ago)
I don't care what the police say, that is to an emergency brake down kit...
you car has brakes, it breaks down.
(80 days ago)
you can get emergency help if you have brake down?? hmmm
(80 days ago)
With what I have in my kit it is those who stop that need help
(80 days ago)
Wait, now I see what the police meant...
(80 days ago)
Wed, 9-Mar-16 10:30 PM (82 days ago)
Fresh fruit...
Fresh Air
(82 days ago)
Fresh *normally gets my face slapped*
(82 days ago)
metalwork likes this
I love fruity pics .. They do somat to me
(82 days ago)
Fresh breath....
(82 days ago)
So fresh and so clean clean
(82 days ago)
Tue, 8-Mar-16 10:19 PM (83 days ago)
Pastrami...
Nice to meat ya.
(83 days ago)
Sounds like balogna to me. =P
(83 days ago)
I'm a oscar mayer wiener
(83 days ago)
You have your own theme song, Kreach.
(83 days ago)
Yeah! I used to be alone in a crowd, but now you look around these days, and there seems to be a Dr Pepper craze! I'm a Pepper!
(83 days ago)
Tue, 8-Mar-16 1:19 AM (84 days ago)
How do you spell parfait?
Not fond or impressed by the liking off ones own status... makes no sense to me... but cheese cake does
(84 days ago)
lol
(84 days ago)
like that i think
(84 days ago)
And thats why its an option and you dont have to use it if you dont want to.
(84 days ago)
Gotta love DQ's Peanut Buster Parfait
(84 days ago)
Tue, 8-Mar-16 12:52 AM (84 days ago)
Seriously I wish that kid would play hide and no one ever seeks...
KiwiPic and shy_professor like this
He keeps whining "why won't any of you play right"
(84 days ago)
I'd like to see a moderatyor play hide and mute this status since -- "Contain any derogatory comments regarding or directed to another member of the site" is a rules violation.
(84 days ago)
My neighbor kid is not a member here, thanks for trying though
(84 days ago)
Yeah, thanks for showing your true colors.
(84 days ago)
Whatever...
(84 days ago)
Mon, 7-Mar-16 1:46 PM (84 days ago)
Newbie Nudes.... not women you saw at the beach!
Newbie Nudes On The Beach ! Why on earth not ?
(84 days ago)
annoying eh?
(84 days ago)
Sun, 6-Mar-16 8:46 PM (85 days ago)
Sometimes...
When I look deep in your eyes I swear I can see your soul .......
(85 days ago)
spliced likes this
Adore that song
(85 days ago)
Justmedamian likes this
One of their best
(85 days ago)
spliced likes this
Thu, 3-Mar-16 12:18 AM (89 days ago)
Na na na na na na na naked!
strretch and deepsea69 like this
ku ku ku ku keep wu wu wu wu warm
(89 days ago)
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