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masterstoy91's Recent Statuses
Wed, 1-Jul-15 11:56 PM (2 days ago)
Bbq ribs, smothered in sauce and cauliflower no starch tonight due to amount of sugars in the sauce... but yummy as fucks!
your yummy as fuck baby
(2 days ago)
Tue, 30-Jun-15 8:31 PM (3 days ago)
time to go play a sexy game we got at a yard sale for a dollar
Strip monopoly?
(3 days ago)
Tue, 30-Jun-15 6:44 PM (3 days ago)
I am not an animal...
We are all animals. Some more than others.
(3 days ago)
Tue, 30-Jun-15 4:29 PM (4 days ago)
Lol... #askeljames some really good ones...
Sun, 28-Jun-15 2:50 PM (6 days ago)
Went to check out a free riding mower yesterday, just because we were bored. Figured it was not working.we were wrong. He was getting rid of it because he had to many truck parts in the yard and
BranMuffin5 likes this
Could not use it...
(6 days ago)
so did you take it home toy? sounds like it would make for some hot new photo sets
(6 days ago)
mow the lawn naked n watch the bobbies bounce lol
(6 days ago)
Sun, 28-Jun-15 2:07 PM (6 days ago)
they do not have an emoji for what i want to do to you...
Then maybe just tell me.
(6 days ago)
*watches as Toy chokes Dave*
(6 days ago)
Fri, 26-Jun-15 12:45 AM (8 days ago)
I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings...
how many did he eat ?
(6 days ago)
Wed, 24-Jun-15 12:41 PM (10 days ago)
I'm just saw a guy fall off a ladder into an inflatable kiddie pool, talk about luck, good for him but bad for me because I didn't get it on video...
Hi toy...have missed seeing you
(10 days ago)
Hello toy xxoo................ ...........hug and kotc
(10 days ago)
When I was young I saw a guy do it on purpose. He did it for a living -- belly-flop into a wading pool from 40 feet up, I shit you not.
(10 days ago)
I just googled him -- Henri LaMothe....
(10 days ago)
This was purely accidental and honestly funny
(10 days ago)
Tue, 23-Jun-15 6:29 PM (10 days ago)
is it safe?
badboyUK1981 likes this
not yet
(10 days ago)
Forget it, you're never getting the diamonds.
(10 days ago)
You didn't say the safe word.
(10 days ago)
Only if you say so
(10 days ago)
Never
(10 days ago)
Tue, 23-Jun-15 6:19 PM (10 days ago)
lol... that is some funny shit!!!
Tue, 23-Jun-15 12:34 AM (11 days ago)
I have a #vagina
lennyknatural likes this
I would like to find out if my penis fits inside of your beautiful vagina
(11 days ago)
Good Evening Sexy Toy I have seen your Sensational Sexy Cam Shows, and you have a Deliciously Beautiful Vagina
(11 days ago)
yep yep
(11 days ago)
without question one of the best ive ever seen here
(11 days ago)
Tue, 23-Jun-15 12:27 AM (11 days ago)
sip sip sipping on orphan tears...
Hello toy xxoo........ ...........hug and kotc
(11 days ago)
hellos
(11 days ago)
Tue, 23-Jun-15 12:12 AM (11 days ago)
they do not have an emoji for what i want to do to you...
lennyknatural likes this
We'll have to create one
(11 days ago)
There isn't one for slapping me upside the head?
(11 days ago)
never wanted to slap you...
(11 days ago)
No? Darn....I must be doing something wrong then, since that is the usual reaction to me. ....
(11 days ago)
Sun, 21-Jun-15 2:27 PM (13 days ago)
I hope you are all happy... because of you all a good man is now dead!!!
... what?
(13 days ago)
i am happy
(13 days ago)
????????
(13 days ago)
Sun, 21-Jun-15 2:23 PM (13 days ago)
The octogina is real!!!!
so is the tetracock!
(13 days ago)
Sun, 21-Jun-15 1:43 AM (13 days ago)
My vagina is not what you think it is..
Yes it is. It's the capital of Saskatchewan right?
(13 days ago)
It's a trilogy actually. 50 Curtains of Dave followed by 50 Blinds of Dave. All three, riveting reads!
(13 days ago)
Oops, how did that get on this status?
(13 days ago)
Sat, 20-Jun-15 11:37 PM (13 days ago)
I love watching lame horror movies...
coldfish1 and seeker12 like this
Sat, 20-Jun-15 1:37 PM (14 days ago)
...
coldfish1, ShowysaurusSex and Bipod like this
@--;-,--
(14 days ago)
hi toy xx
(14 days ago)
That is called an ellipsis.
(14 days ago)
... is morse code for the letter S
(14 days ago)
... _ _ _ ...
(14 days ago)
Sat, 20-Jun-15 1:04 AM (14 days ago)
Nipples...
testicles
(14 days ago)
Tits
(14 days ago)
toys nipples
(14 days ago)
Fri, 19-Jun-15 11:16 PM (14 days ago)
LARRY!!!!
Fri, 19-Jun-15 10:16 PM (14 days ago)
Yep...
maybe
(14 days ago)
No!
(14 days ago)
Fri, 19-Jun-15 1:12 PM (15 days ago)
Sigh...
It's Friday, what can be wrong on a Friday?
(15 days ago)
so if someones profile says they will deny friend request from people they have never spoken to, do not get pissy when they deny your friend request FFS
(15 days ago)
^^^^ Yeah, that. (They probably didn't read the profile! I've been wanting to update mine but I fear it's pointless.)
(15 days ago)
Dont let the bother you, just hold your head up and have fun, thats what we are here for
(15 days ago)
them
(15 days ago)
Fri, 19-Jun-15 1:56 AM (15 days ago)
do you know the muffin man?
the one on drury lane?
(15 days ago)
He sometimes comes into chat. I actually worked near Drury Lane in London's West End. Lol.
(15 days ago)
Fri, 19-Jun-15 12:26 AM (15 days ago)
that kid is back on the escalator!!!
bi_green_eyes likes this
Hahaha!!! Not one year goes by where I don't read about some bastard kid getting hurt by an escalator. Parents gotta teach their kids to fear and respect that escalator!!
(15 days ago)
WOOHOO!!!! you know they have announced a Mallrats 2
(15 days ago)
You bet!! I love Kevin smith and I love mall rats!!!
(15 days ago)
You are super hot by the way - love your pics
(15 days ago)
Thu, 18-Jun-15 12:19 AM (16 days ago)
you shall all suffer the wrath of the OCTOGINA!!!
Bring it on!!!
(16 days ago)
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