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masterstoy91's Recent Statuses
Sun, 26-Jun-16 7:48 PM (4 hours ago)
It's to hot for clothes....
GoodKisserOne likes this
You are obviously not in wet cold and miserable GB then lol
(4 hours ago)
Sun, 26-Jun-16 5:40 PM (6 hours ago)
klondike bar... krunch
Darts12 and fillme2202 like this
What would you do...
(6 hours ago)
Sun, 26-Jun-16 5:22 PM (6 hours ago)
Was gonna cam last night but didn't cause it was to hot, think that is a sign we need to put in air conditioner...
Absolutely.
(6 hours ago)
too hot is all the more reason to be naked :2cents:
(6 hours ago)
tonigt?
(6 hours ago)
Sun, 26-Jun-16 5:16 PM (7 hours ago)
I taste blood...
Throw the steak back on the grill.
(7 hours ago)
Not steak, bit my tongue, besides steak cooked longer than rare is over done
(7 hours ago)
happyhumper69 and 12gaugefan like this
Eat a slice of bread then you will have a tongue sandwich (sorry, couldn't help myself). I hope you didn't bite too hard.
(7 hours ago)
Sun, 26-Jun-16 3:40 PM (8 hours ago)
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the kitchen, your toaster comes at you with a knife
hereforyouall1 likes this
Decepticons.....smh
(8 hours ago)
Nope just an evil plot between my toaster fridge and microwave....
(8 hours ago)
Fear your kitchen appliances, they plot against you. But you can trust your coffee maker
(8 hours ago)
True. My can opener is an asshole
(6 hours ago)
I got rid of our electric can opener when I caught him trying to slip something into my food
(6 hours ago)
Sun, 26-Jun-16 2:14 PM (10 hours ago)
There is a demon in my sandwich!!!
devilled ham?
(10 hours ago)
LuLusBakery likes this
Sun, 26-Jun-16 12:31 AM (23 hours ago)
Naked...
Twister
(23 hours ago)
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
u mean...na na na na na na naked
(23 hours ago)
What an incredibly lovely mental picture that gives me
(23 hours ago)
Sat, 25-Jun-16 8:17 PM (1 day ago)
get nailed by Frankenstein's hammer!!!
gavdparker likes this
Sat, 25-Jun-16 6:35 PM (1 day ago)
I think tonight I'm gonna get on cam and touch myself, a lot....
Sounds like a fucking great idea to me!
(1 day ago)
sounds rather good to me
(1 day ago)
I sure masterstoy don't like me.. But am I allowed ?
(1 day ago)
Did I miss this?
(1 day ago)
never said I do not like you raven, I just do not like your over use of the disgusting emoji
(1 day ago)
Fri, 24-Jun-16 8:45 PM (2 days ago)
I'm naked... and eating Orange sherbet... yeah that's right I'm living on the edge!
dirtycopper and steelrat60 like this
Mark does not love it when Mark agrees with anything Lord says...it makes Mark feel heathenistic and Canadian.
(2 days ago)
When Mark talks about Mark in the 3rd person it makes him feel athletic. ; )
(2 days ago)
Circa1975 likes this
Mark in the 3rd person makes me wonder if Roger Vadim was his father.
(2 days ago)
MarkandLacey likes this
One of the first mainstream "erotic" movies I ever saw was And God Created Woman...not the original but the remake with Rebecca Demorney (sp).
(2 days ago)
First thing of Vadim's I saw was Barbarella with Jane Fonda. After that I watched a few of his films at local art houses.
(2 days ago)
Fri, 24-Jun-16 12:06 PM (2 days ago)
i think purple drank should be free
KiwiPic and Slutty_on_NN like this
I Googled that. Good morning, Toy.
(2 days ago)
hi, lol what did it come up with
(2 days ago)
"slang term for a concoction which includes a prescription-strength cough syrup" Purple candies are added for colour.
(2 days ago)
lol, not what I meant i am kinda quoting Q from impractical jokers
(2 days ago)
Now I have to Google that!
(2 days ago)
Thu, 23-Jun-16 11:54 PM (3 days ago)
Again, lol
Thu, 23-Jun-16 7:09 PM (3 days ago)
we need mass delete option...
What do you think today's vote was about? EU referendum was just a code name for a countrywide vote on your name change!
(3 days ago)
MarkandLacey likes this
Well I'm into hijacking statuses, but can I point out please,that there is still an hour and a quater to go before the polling stations close.
(3 days ago)
*not
(3 days ago)
Toy has green breasts on page 8. : )
(3 days ago)
Green Breasted masterstoy on page 8
(3 days ago)
Thu, 23-Jun-16 7:03 PM (3 days ago)
Lol... awesomely funny!
Dammit...I should have just said "baby calves" or I should learn how to spell.
(3 days ago)
panzerkunst666 likes this
I swear, everytime I make a mistake (127% of the time) Just sees it and likes it.
(3 days ago)
justcuz likes this
championship lurker.. dats me
(3 days ago)
You suck at lurking, sir...because you're liking my errors every 5 minutes.
(3 days ago)
You make a lot of errors, I have no choice but to come out of lurk mode
(3 days ago)
MarkandLacey likes this
Thu, 23-Jun-16 12:28 PM (3 days ago)
had some twit claiming to be a nerd/geek in a chat room tell me I am too old to be playing MTG and while she was talking DR WHO she didnt know who Tom Baker is... I need some cool down time
rpg that came out in early 90s and is far from old school... now Cyber Punk or Rift would get some mad props for a mention
(3 days ago)
HoL was a sarcastic sort of RPG from the 90's I think...was mostly unplayable and sure to cause fist fights with players and DMs
(3 days ago)
actually HOL was quite popular with gamers looking for comic relief I know some people who still play it from time to time
(3 days ago)
same with Paranoia
(3 days ago)
I'm not really a gamer - so I have no clue what's being said here
(3 days ago)
coldfish1 likes this
Thu, 23-Jun-16 12:53 AM (3 days ago)
Did you hear papa smurf is dead, apparently he died in a Bdsm sex adventure... When half the words you say are smurfberry it is not a good safe word
KiwiPic likes this
An unsafeword even?
(3 days ago)
LuLusBakery likes this
Thank god youve got ur good looks to fall back on lol
(3 days ago)
Thu, 23-Jun-16 12:11 AM (4 days ago)
Root beer float....
We used to have some of those Glasses... think our offspring aquisitioned them
(3 days ago)
^^^ Avenge yourself!!! Live long enough to be a problem to them!!!
(3 days ago)
They are covetable items but the novelty wears off.
(3 days ago)
I think I would have to time travel back and change a lot of bad habits of my youth to really get a great shot at old age... lol
(3 days ago)
Pow_Er_Man_P3 likes this
I did find some of the Old Gallon Jugs in my Mom's basement .. Brought back memories of our Sunday Evenings
(3 days ago)
Pow_Er_Man_P3 likes this
Wed, 22-Jun-16 10:15 PM (4 days ago)
Why do I always get weird looks from the waiter when I say I want the super salad then scream, EXCELSIOR!!!
Bad girl..Leave the premises !!!
(4 days ago)
must be the supergirl panties.. you aren't supposed to wear them on your head
(4 days ago)
Wed, 22-Jun-16 7:00 PM (4 days ago)
I'll save you baby burns a lot, AHHH SPIDER BURBS.... RUN!!!
Wed, 22-Jun-16 3:30 PM (4 days ago)
we have ways of making you talk!!! first way is by asking question and starting a polite conversation... and it gets worse from there!!!
Bipod and LuLusBakery like this
I think showing pics of KJ and threatening to do that to the person works better.
(4 days ago)
Number 28 is Justin beiber and Taylor swift duets... song live...
(4 days ago)
MarkandLacey likes this
Number 2 and number 3 conservatively
(4 days ago)
Geez Mark, that's just cruel and unusual punishment and against the convention.
(4 days ago)
justcuz likes this
Making them watch Billy and miley tv shows is number 9 but doesn't work on people from Texas...
(4 days ago)
Bipod likes this
Wed, 22-Jun-16 2:17 PM (4 days ago)
I'm not crazy... now stop trying to touch me
scorpion54 likes this
How dare you SIR... That is just rude.. now put down my sofa and leave!
(4 days ago)
MarkandLacey and TexasCactus like this
I do appreciate the show of respect and the all caps. : )
(4 days ago)
This is sofa king mark
(4 days ago)
MarkandLacey likes this
We have a Sofa King store here, Prickly...I laugh every time I drive by it.
(4 days ago)
That's sofa king awesome, might have to road trip to see this lol.
(4 days ago)
Tue, 21-Jun-16 8:57 PM (5 days ago)
I just ordered some artisan light bulbs each one takes 3 month to make... I ordered a dozen :/
so yer sitting in the dark until you get em
(5 days ago)
Edison bulbs are pretty nice. A little dull though.
(5 days ago)
eluvium likes this
yep 3 years estimated, that is with luck and hopeing the glass blower doesnt get a cold
(5 days ago)
Tue, 21-Jun-16 8:33 PM (5 days ago)
got my hair styled today... told them I wanted to look like someone famous... I was not thinking Homer Simpson
Doh!
(5 days ago)
Better than Sideshow Bob
(5 days ago)
Agent_K, happyhumper69 and justcuz like this
^^^ valid point!
(5 days ago)
i think they did it so they could sell me a marge wig, jokes on the I have lolli pops and a Kojack fetish...
(5 days ago)
InTheMoment and happyhumper69 like this
Suck the chocolate off a bag if maltesers and you've all the Kojaks any Simpson could ever need.
(5 days ago)
Tue, 21-Jun-16 5:46 PM (5 days ago)
btw... last status meant "I plan to sneak up on myself and grab my tits and ass then run away laughing as I scream stop!!!"
especially as you grab your tits and scream "STOP TOUCHING ME" as you push past them while they are checking someones bag
(5 days ago)
well that's one way to get on the people of walmart page
(5 days ago)
Wal-Mart kohls Kmart Sears Albertsons cvs any store works really as long as there are people near the door
(5 days ago)
Watch out for the 5150. Someone might think you crazy
(5 days ago)
I can be the creepy greeter.. creepy is my middle name
(5 days ago)
Tue, 21-Jun-16 1:59 PM (5 days ago)
i am off to touch myself and then cry... its an emotional day
Sorry to hear that Toy ,,hugs x
(5 days ago)
A good kind of emotional? :/
(5 days ago)
I am not crazy... the voices told me I am perfectly normal
(5 days ago)
coldfish1 and justcuz like this
(5 days ago)
May the forces be with you...
(5 days ago)
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