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masterstoy91's Recent Statuses
Tue, 1-Sep-15 7:05 PM (2 days ago)
Bow before Zod!
awesome2 likes this
curtseys
(2 days ago)
Tue, 1-Sep-15 1:49 PM (2 days ago)
I'm naked???
badboyUK1981 and Ampersands like this
She's purtier than a mess of fried catfish.
(2 days ago)
Only way to be dressed this time of day..
(2 days ago)
Mon, 31-Aug-15 11:37 PM (2 days ago)
so i am not sure i am feeling culinarialy adventurous, pureed black garlic over ice cream
000max likes this
Mon, 31-Aug-15 10:52 PM (2 days ago)
i want to go to Vegas and buy a truck
* drools *
(2 days ago)
i just love the idea of a shelby truck
(2 days ago)
it is gorgeous. thanks Toy. I googled too
(2 days ago)
That is more badass than the Dodge half tons with the Viper engines from 2004ish
(2 days ago)
and it is street legal
(2 days ago)
Mon, 31-Aug-15 5:18 PM (3 days ago)
Now all I need is lobsters....
ShowysaurusSex likes this
Sure someone on here could give you crabs
(3 days ago)
... Sorry that was terrible
(3 days ago)
Pets or dinner?
(3 days ago)
Lobster pan fried with black garlic, then mixed in with home made mac using 8 types of cheese... yum yum!!
(3 days ago)
thats a bit cheesy
(3 days ago)
Sun, 30-Aug-15 9:55 PM (3 days ago)
Ripping skin off chicken... No that's not a euphemism
Oh the humanity!!!
(3 days ago)
At least it's not a live chicken
(3 days ago)
Sun, 30-Aug-15 9:02 PM (4 days ago)
Local adult toy store is hiring....
are they looking for someone to polish knobs?
(4 days ago)
If they are, do you want me to forward your resume?
(4 days ago)
master91 xx
(3 days ago)
product tester, please please please please please please
(3 days ago)
Sun, 30-Aug-15 7:16 PM (4 days ago)
I should have black garlic in the mail tomorrow, then I get lobsters, and cheese... do you see where I'm going with this?
No....
(4 days ago)
Plan to pan fry lobster in butter with the black garlic, then add out to the mac and cheese and bake it with butter garlic Ritz crackers on top... yummy
(4 days ago)
Hello toy xxoo..........enjoy your lobster....... .........big hug and kotc
(4 days ago)
Lobster aka cockroach of the sea...
(4 days ago)
la Cucaracha la Cucaracha lalalalal stuck in my head
(4 days ago)
Sun, 30-Aug-15 3:39 PM (4 days ago)
let your garmonbozia, sustain me...
imaginaryfriend2 likes this
Sun, 30-Aug-15 2:58 PM (4 days ago)
FUCK YOU COFFEE POT!!!
ohhhhhhhhhhh noooooooooooooo. work damn you! problems toy?
(4 days ago)
OH NO!.....not that.......
(4 days ago)
the basket for the grounds was not sitting right and i had to do a second pot
(4 days ago)
You pathetic piece of TEA POT !!!
(4 days ago)
Sat, 29-Aug-15 2:47 PM (5 days ago)
Swamp ass thing...
ShowysaurusSex likes this
yr ass is divine
(5 days ago)
Fri, 28-Aug-15 11:57 PM (5 days ago)
After the apocalypse happens we will all be able to get into the movie theaters for free... so bright side!
LuLusBakery likes this
And best of all, the will be no more waiting at the dmv
(5 days ago)
But who is going run the movies and the rides?
(5 days ago)
No one, but it's free and there are no lines...
(5 days ago)
oh someone will figger it out.. it aint rocket science
(5 days ago)
I volunteer steel to be the official 'run all this shit' guy
(5 days ago)
Fri, 28-Aug-15 8:49 PM (6 days ago)
That tv commercial really makes me want to scream...
what you got Toy? the cheat site one with zombies? hate they advertise find an affair
(6 days ago)
No the one where the woman is asking her phone why her kid is having issues with learning... why not ask the kid?
(6 days ago)
The one with the guy washing a baby....that is supposed to be a car?
(6 days ago)
Oh, that is a bad one, too! But I do hate that ginormous baby one.....
(6 days ago)
Yeah, that is a bull shit commercial one as well
(6 days ago)
Thu, 27-Aug-15 12:28 AM (7 days ago)
Lol...
steelrat60 and ShowysaurusSex like this
(7 days ago)
sure why not
(7 days ago)
Wed, 26-Aug-15 11:41 PM (7 days ago)
Pick Up Truck with a 700+ hp Shelby motor... sounds fun
VTCali, steelrat60 and coldfish1 like this
The Jeep Cherokee will have the HellCat motor in in next year I believe. 707HP
(7 days ago)
sounds kind of scary.... in a funn way
(7 days ago)
sounds good to me
(7 days ago)
trucks tend o spin tires easier and the front tends to 'push' in a slide.....
(7 days ago)
Tue, 25-Aug-15 7:47 PM (9 days ago)
these are the end times...
How do you know?
(9 days ago)
Toy knows, she's Satan.
(9 days ago)
These are the good old days
(9 days ago)
it is supper time
(9 days ago)
I have a 18 moth old I asure you it just the beginng lolz
(9 days ago)
Tue, 25-Aug-15 1:14 PM (9 days ago)
lofuckingl
Then do it with me
(9 days ago)
Tue, 25-Aug-15 1:20 AM (9 days ago)
Turkey...
I've been called worse...
(9 days ago)
Borders with Syria
(9 days ago)
...is good with smashed taters & gravy!!!
(9 days ago)
sandwich.... with swiss & bacon.... and honey mustard. Now I'm drooling.
(9 days ago)
I had turkey for supper
(9 days ago)
Mon, 24-Aug-15 12:41 PM (10 days ago)
That's how it will begin...
coldfish1 likes this
the muppets ?
(10 days ago)
Eagerly waits to see how it ends...
(10 days ago)
A fanfare?
(10 days ago)
I admit I been looking at yer ass again
(10 days ago)
Sun, 23-Aug-15 11:54 PM (10 days ago)
Bob's burgers... I love this show
Sun, 23-Aug-15 10:31 PM (10 days ago)
I just found a severed head in a toilet.... I think that guy with the hockey mask and machete might not be the care taker after all!
_amuseyou_ and hellokitty76 like this
That's where my husband has gone. He said he has work to do but I wasn't sure why it was taking so long!
(10 days ago)
i was wondering where i left that ...thanks
(10 days ago)
Sun, 23-Aug-15 7:29 PM (11 days ago)
I'd rather hurt you with a lie, than mislead you with the truth...
philone69, Jener and bushofireee like this
I can se that
(11 days ago)
Tell the truth then please
(11 days ago)
Sun, 23-Aug-15 5:46 PM (11 days ago)
Do you have a zombie plan? I have 37 of them, 36 of which include using you as food...
Perhaps just a main planand twobackups.
(11 days ago)
Sat, 22-Aug-15 6:27 PM (12 days ago)
What do you fear most?
ShowysaurusSex likes this
Myself...
(12 days ago)
That I've had my last blow job!
(12 days ago)
You know what showy it does not surprise you you are afraid of flowers and butterflies. You sure your not afraid of water and clowns too
(12 days ago)
mother nature. she is a kind, cruel lady
(12 days ago)
i am ok with water but clowns do freak me out
(12 days ago)
Sat, 22-Aug-15 4:44 PM (12 days ago)
Ice cream...
ShowysaurusSex likes this
With sprinkles?
(12 days ago)
nope springles are for winners
(12 days ago)
you scream
(12 days ago)
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