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masterstoy91's Recent Statuses
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masterstoy91
Fri, 29-May-20 7:56 PM (3 years ago)
tip
Fucking hippocrips
rhinostool and curvyiowa like this
masterstoy91
The hippo crips doing drive bys and bringing down the cost of real estate throughout the jungle
(3 years ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
 		Mr_Vein
As opposed to hippo bloods?
(3 years ago)
happyhumper69 and GottaBeMe like this
 		masterstoy91
Rhino bloods
(3 years ago)
Mr_Vein
Ah, of course.
(3 years ago)
Raven2005
hippopotamus have always fasinated me smile
(3 years ago)
masterstoy91
Mon, 18-May-20 2:12 PM (3 years ago)
tip
My friends are degenerates...
justcuz likes this
maraff
You will like Ellen's show,no doubt, too then wink
(3 years ago)
Just_Nick
They are best kind of folks smile
(3 years ago)
eveningfun2020
thats what friends are for
(3 years ago)
masterstoy91
Mon, 11-May-20 1:44 PM (3 years ago)
tip
Just realized 2 months away from 10 year badge
justcuz
Time flies when you're having fun
(3 years ago)
Raven2005
It's been nice that that your here masterstoy smile. ( I'm sure that you don't like me though)..LOL
(3 years ago)
cmp304
Someone forgot the "dot" - Two Dot, Montana.
(3 years ago)
masterstoy91
Mon, 11-May-20 1:41 PM (3 years ago)
tip
Never smoke weed with willie again...
cmp304
Took a ride on the ole honeysuckle rose, eh?
(3 years ago)
PApda
Willie Nelson?
(3 years ago)
cmp304
I'm aware of a Toby Keith song detaling the event.
(3 years ago)
Raven2005
Nelson's Column is a monument in Trafalgar Square London is empty but has no weeds...
(3 years ago)
lip2lip
Was this a “joint” decision
(3 years ago)
masterstoy91
Tue, 31-Mar-20 10:24 PM (4 years ago)
tip
Marijuana dispensaries and care givers are essential businesses... interesting
spunky4u
We just started that I Michigan
(4 years ago)
tugking70
Not in the jayhawker state, we still have to hide it and grow it in the middle of circles of corn..
(4 years ago)
spunky4u
Up to 5 plants for recollection use
(4 years ago)
tugking70
Need a roommate spunk? Would that mean we could have 10?
(4 years ago)
spunky4u
Yes plus what we grow out back
(4 years ago)
tugking70 likes this
masterstoy91
Wed, 25-Mar-20 10:18 PM (4 years ago)
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Golden Cobra...
ThePadrino
B&W cow...
(4 years ago)
lip2lip
Slots. I hope not
(4 years ago)
masterstoy91
Thu, 19-Mar-20 5:22 PM (4 years ago)
tip
You look like a slutty carrot...
Mr_average84
haha getting rough over there?
(4 years ago)
exiled3826
BIG BANG BIG BANG BIG BANG BIG BANG BIG BANG
(4 years ago)
lip2lip likes this
 		justcuz
I thought all carrots were sluts tongue
(4 years ago)
Raven2005
I think that your being rude to inocent carrorts...thumbdown
(4 years ago)
masterstoy91
Mon, 16-Mar-20 6:52 PM (4 years ago)
tip
Alex Jones just told me Hillary Clinton and mark Cuban created the virus because gay frogs are addicted to heroin
Mr_Vein and Onionheart like this
cmp304
Same thing happened in Jurassic Park - they used that damned amphibian DNA to complete the sequence and the f'ing things changed sex on them
(4 years ago)
justcuz
Was this right before he got arrested for DUI?
(4 years ago)
Mr_Vein
Wake up, sheeple!
(4 years ago)
lennynatural
^^^^ Don't tell me what to do.
(4 years ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
 lip2lip
Not a scoobydoo here
(4 years ago)
masterstoy91
Sat, 14-Mar-20 8:06 PM (4 years ago)
tip
Slathered in purell and hiding in a toilet paper fort...
tugking70
Sounds highly flammable........
(4 years ago)
cmp304 likes this
 		Raven2005
Hi there smile long time no read...May your Rolls will prolong....
(4 years ago)
lip2lip
Sound like homeless person smile
(4 years ago)
MitchandDaisy
That's the spirit! Long time no see, hope all is well masterstoy91.
(4 years ago)
cmp304
Best status I've read in ages! Thank you!
(4 years ago)
masterstoy91
Wed, 29-Jan-20 11:32 PM (4 years ago)
tip
I'm watching it as it happens... the shock and horror.... oh the humanity
inforfunc and deepsea69 like this
lennynatural
?
(4 years ago)
justcuz
look away!
(4 years ago)
inforfunc
Yes but and thats but thank heavens for NN wink
(4 years ago)
masterstoy91
Sun, 19-Jan-20 3:52 PM (4 years ago)
tip
I did dirty things....
lennynatural likes this
001Bella
Wash up before you get inside the house! glare
(4 years ago)
DickingAround69 likes this
 lonelunatic
did ya do em for dirt cheap.
(4 years ago)
lip2lip
About time to, those dishes were minging
(4 years ago)
masterstoy91
Thu, 7-Nov-19 1:27 AM (4 years ago)
tip
My friends are degenerates...
tugking70
Well mine aren't lads but we hold close in numbers.... And you wouldn't believe the shit pop culture we live in today....
(4 years ago)
LOVEXXXPORN
You have "Friends In Low Places"?
(4 years ago)
tugking70 likes this
 lonelunatic
all my friends are heathens
(4 years ago)
lonelunatic
twenty one pilots
(4 years ago)
Just_Nick
Sounds like good friends to have smile
(4 years ago)
masterstoy91
Wed, 30-Oct-19 2:57 AM (4 years ago)
tip
Do I attract you? Do I repulse you with my queasy smile?
masterstoy91
Wed, 30-Oct-19 2:37 AM (4 years ago)
tip
I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel...
ThePadrino and shegotthejak like this
justcuz
Did you feel anything?
(4 years ago)
lennynatural and PApda like this
 		shegotthejak
I focus on the pain the only thing that's real. What have I become my sweetest friend everyone I know gos away in the end.
(4 years ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
 		Raven2005
Hope your not hurt too much..Caution,Pain warning is very important.
(4 years ago)
Mr_Vein
Best. Cover. Ever.
(4 years ago)
Rene_Pogel, MrsTrellis and plumguy like this
 Rene_Pogel
Agreed Mr Vein. And imho, one of the best music videos too...
(4 years ago)
masterstoy91
Wed, 30-Oct-19 2:12 AM (4 years ago)
tip
Video killed the radio star...
PApda and tugking70 like this
lennynatural
Yes it did.
(4 years ago)
SoulBandit
In my mind and in my car
(4 years ago)
PApda
You spin me right round...Adam Sandler has taught me these songs
(4 years ago)
LOVEXXXPORN
That was the first ever video played on MTV
(4 years ago)
PApda likes this
masterstoy91
Fri, 4-Oct-19 9:52 PM (4 years ago)
tip
Happy birthday NN...
shaqila, lennynatural, NN and juicy like this
masterstoy91
Fri, 21-Jun-19 9:18 PM (4 years ago)
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This place saddens me sometimes...
GottaBeMe likes this
cmp304
sometimes me too!
(4 years ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
 		heydidyagrabmyass
It saddens me that it saddens you Toy. What's making you sad?
(4 years ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
 		Artistic
lot of places saddens me at times
(4 years ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
 		masterstoy91
Let's just say if you're gonna demand pictures from someone you've never spoken to then get pissed off when they turn you down maybe don't demand pictures to begin with
(4 years ago)
cmp304, steelrat60 and justcuz like this
masterstoy91
Tue, 9-Apr-19 12:54 AM (5 years ago)
tip
Fyi, wearing women's underwear does not make your dick a clitoris
cmp304
Crap! Are you serious? Even though I just spent $250 at victorias secret I still can't be a lesbian?
(5 years ago)
lennynatural
You're a lesbian, cmp, you just don't have the hardware.
(5 years ago)
cmp304
I guess from an IT perspective I am a virtual lesbian?
(5 years ago)
masterstoy91
Sun, 31-Mar-19 11:55 PM (5 years ago)
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Lol
Alan4uLadies
????
(5 years ago)
shadowvoice
It is funny isn’t it
(5 years ago)
MidnightWriter
ROTFLMMFAO
(5 years ago)
masterstoy91
Sun, 31-Mar-19 10:48 PM (5 years ago)
tip
What does the fox say....
Raven2005
They just look....
(5 years ago)
MidnightWriter
"Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!"
(5 years ago)
Artistic likes this
masterstoy91
Sun, 31-Mar-19 12:13 AM (5 years ago)
tip
I'm planning on wearing khakis and a tan polo and going to the zoo then making up "facts" about the animals
masterstoy91
Sat, 30-Mar-19 10:59 PM (5 years ago)
tip
I need to find a good movie to watch on Netflix...
MidnightWriter
She doesn't like Costner...I tried with 3 Days To Kill...but you're the 2nd person I've heard say The Highwayman is good...
(5 years ago)
naughty_but_innocent
<~~watching The Resident on Hulu..
(5 years ago)
masterstoy91
Think I'll watch trailer park boys
(5 years ago)
MidnightWriter
Good Choice grin
(5 years ago)
masterstoy91
Well in a few hours the animated series is being added
(5 years ago)
masterstoy91
Sat, 30-Mar-19 10:14 PM (5 years ago)
tip
Yep...
aerodeck likes this
MissAshlee
I would like one cookie, please, ma’am... and thank you even if you say no.
(5 years ago)
cavalrmick
do not forget the milk. wink cheers toy and MissAshlee.
(5 years ago)
MissAshlee likes this
 		aerodeck
Yep, yep,....... yep, yep yep yep.
(5 years ago)
masterstoy91
Fri, 29-Mar-19 9:58 PM (5 years ago)
tip
No cookies for you...
VTCali likes this
masterstoy91
Also peanut butter made with teddy bear peanut butter
(5 years ago)
shaqila
That sounds mighty delicious toy!
(5 years ago)
justcuz
double dang
(5 years ago)
masterstoy91
They are, the peanut butter are vegan
(5 years ago)
justcuz
I can do without the peanut butter ones but the oatmeal.. a favourite
(5 years ago)
masterstoy91
Fri, 29-Mar-19 9:23 PM (5 years ago)
tip
Blueberry donuts... ice coffee... ahhhhhhhh...
MidnightWriter likes this
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