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jigsawguy's Recent Statuses
Thu, 25-Jan-24 4:05 PM (63 days ago)
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I was disappointed last night to find all the videos of one of the people I follow on here, who I thought was a genuine amateur nude picture taker, on my favourite porn site sad Ah well.
smitten4u likes this
Posting on multiple sites doesn’t mean anything.
(63 days ago)
Curious why NN isn't your fav porn site? 🤔
(63 days ago)
jigsawguy likes this
I find it amusing how fast some members age on here according to their posts. Start at 18, and a few months later you are 20? 🤔
(63 days ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
I was 80 a week or so ago, but I'm about 56 now.
(63 days ago)
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Or pregnant this month and not the next.
(63 days ago)
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Wed, 3-Jan-24 5:53 PM (85 days ago)
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I've woken up from the same naughty dream 2 mornings in a row. Woken by the alarm clock just before climaxing in the dream, and left with a raging boner with no time to jerk before work. Fuming !!
Well that sucks!
(85 days ago)
at least you have nawty dreams
(85 days ago)
Tue, 28-Nov-23 6:01 PM (121 days ago)
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Oh yes .... Lincolnshire sausages and mash in a big yorkshire pudding with lashings of gravy LOL No euphemisms or sexual innuendos there .... thats just my epic tea that I'm enjoying right now lol
Stories and oatcakes for me, sadly no pickled beetroot available, bit of an oversight
(121 days ago)
No clue about the rest but gravy, now there’s a topic. Lashings? Ladles! Buckets!!! 🤣
(121 days ago)
Gravy is my most favourite thing.
(120 days ago)
hornyfukcer likes this
MellieK - Whats your favourite gravy, Chicken, Turkey or Beef gravy....and can I offer you a cup of bovril whilst you choose?🤔
(120 days ago)
Beef gravy has to be a winner! And I’d drink a cup of oxo, never tried bovril haha
(120 days ago)
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Wed, 9-Aug-23 2:12 PM (232 days ago)
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Enjoying a week off work ..... and seeing different people on here because I can visit at any time of day LOL
Mon, 31-Jul-23 4:22 PM (241 days ago)
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Apparently it's national orgasm day .... I shall be making my donation later. Would be rude not to ! jerk
It promotes cumming together
(241 days ago)
Wed, 7-Jun-23 8:07 PM (295 days ago)
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Only just noticed that I've gained my 10 year badge smile That's a lot of perving tbf LOL
Congrats!👊🏼
(295 days ago)
Fri, 2-Jun-23 8:17 AM (300 days ago)
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Big birthday weekend starts today. Birthday wishes in the form of nekkid pics to my private messages please LOL
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Happy birthday 🎂
(300 days ago)
Happy birthday weekend!! 🎈🎁🎂🎉
(300 days ago)
Happy Birthday!
(300 days ago)
🎶 Happy,happy birthday, happy happy birthday, happy, happy birthday..,happy happy birthday 🎂 🎶 sung to happy anniversary by the famous Fred Flintstone .... 🎂 🥳 🎉 🎈 🎁
(300 days ago)
Happy birthday! 🎈🎁
(300 days ago)
Tue, 9-May-23 4:58 PM (324 days ago)
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Totally true isn't it that the more you get, the more you want. smile
83ReadyNable and bugguy905 like this
Well I've had public lice, so no........
(324 days ago)
Pox doctor said I'm almost lice free
(324 days ago)
Sun, 19-Feb-23 10:06 AM (1 year ago)
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Saw Dream Theater last night. Absolutely amazing. Although it's the most civilised rock gig I've ever been to LOL
Cerebral rock for sure. I like them while not being a superfan, Images and Words still is my fave album from them. It's already over 30 yearsl old. Time flies.
(1 year ago)
Thu, 12-Jan-23 6:23 PM (1 year ago)
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Whats your preferred place for jerk dildo ? Comfy on the bed / sofa for a long sesh maybe or just bang one out anywhere for relief ? LOL
Wed, 11-Jan-23 4:56 PM (1 year ago)
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I have some time to spare .... so I'm doing it here thumbup
cedar19 and smitten4u like this
good choice grin
(1 year ago)
cedar19 likes this
Spare time? MAKE TIME! Where are your priorities? 🤣🤣
(1 year ago)
Thu, 22-Dec-22 10:00 PM (1 year ago)
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Wrapping pressies nekkid .... little bit odd and different LOL
Hey jigsaw
(1 year ago)
Wed, 21-Dec-22 5:11 PM (1 year ago)
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Last band practice of the year tonight. Time for a good banging !!
ksaint and smitten4u like this
Musically, sexually or a hybrid, lol!
(1 year ago)
Thu, 15-Dec-22 7:56 PM (1 year ago)
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It's never too cold for a jerk or dildo LOL
Danthaman827 likes this
Fri, 18-Nov-22 9:05 AM (1 year ago)
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A long awaited day off work. What better way to start than with a browse on here LOL
smitten4u likes this
Uh, I’m AT work, NN during the lulls in the chaos.
(1 year ago)
Thu, 3-Nov-22 9:29 PM (1 year ago)
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I love to be naked at home whenever possible but its a little bit chilly tonight. I've had to put a shirt on but compromised at that and kept my tackle hanging free LOL Anyone else do that too ?
smitten4u likes this
Just keep away from the jig saw!
(1 year ago)
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Thu, 22-Sep-22 5:07 PM (1 year ago)
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I just love logging in to NN and checking on 'New pics from your follows' .... Always puts a smile on my face smile
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Tue, 20-Sep-22 6:31 PM (1 year ago)
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Bit of a cheek really, I've had plenty of sex over the long weekend ..... but I'm still feeling like I need a 'play' jerk tonight !
smitten4u likes this
That's us, the more we fuck, the more we want to fuck some more
(1 year ago)
fuckin braggers, boooooo
(1 year ago)
smitten4u likes this
I tell my wife I’m old, not dead! 😆😘
(1 year ago)
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Arti, we like extra people, just sayin
(1 year ago)
Mon, 5-Sep-22 6:40 PM (1 year ago)
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Have you ever turned down sex in favour of a wank ? Like 'You know what, I just want to do it how I want and as fast or slow as I like etc etc' ? ****My answer is 'NO', I never have LOL****
Sex with a partner v solo sex, sex with a partner every time!
(1 year ago)
Turn down sex? Only when my ex wife was being an absolute cunt, then trying to get me to have sex.
(1 year ago)
LOVEXXXPORN likes this
The girl with the strapon that required a 4 point harness to support, still haunts me today. So nope can't ever say I said no...
(1 year ago)
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Thu, 18-Aug-22 4:34 PM (1 year ago)
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Kids are away so me and gf are actually getting a chance to have a long 'dirty weekend' together starting tomorrow smile
Sounds like a great weekend, enjoy!
(1 year ago)
Thu, 30-Jun-22 12:45 PM (1 year ago)
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Well after 27 months of dodging it ..... the 'rona has finally got me sad
Hope it’s mild for you. Feel better.
(1 year ago)
jigsawguy and lennynatural like this
Day 4 and it's been kicking my ass
(1 year ago)
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keep on fighting
(1 year ago)
jigsawguy likes this
So sorry to hear. Whip it's butt!
(1 year ago)
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Sorry to hear,I wish you a speedy recovery
(1 year ago)
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Mon, 13-Jun-22 5:15 PM (1 year ago)
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Owwww ....damn sunburn curse
cm264 likes this
Wow looks like you got burned really bad
(1 year ago)
jigsawguy and cm264 like this
Pretty much what my legs look like LOL
(1 year ago)
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Tue, 27-Jul-21 9:41 PM (2 years ago)
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RIP Joey Jordison sad
Straightjimbo93 likes this
Tue, 13-Jul-21 4:39 PM (2 years ago)
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I have never skinny dipped (or chunky dunked, whatevs LOL ) Its a big deal to me that I haven't .... am I missing much ?
Dickit_dastardly likes this
Nothing better than skinny dippin' off the dock on a hot summer night! We have a lake cabin and its usually a neighborhood ordeal.........
(2 years ago)
Dickit_dastardly likes this
Nope,I haven't and I don't think I am missing anything at allsmile
(2 years ago)
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Nature def ices the cake but the pool is more fun than the hot tub imo.
(2 years ago)
I love being naked, outside especially so I love swimming naked. Not all swim clubs agree! Prudes. Try it, you’ll love it.
(2 years ago)
Dickit_dastardly likes this
I finally tried a nude beach a few years back, and it is certainly incredible to feel the waves and the ocean against you with nothing in the way!
(2 years ago)
Wed, 29-Jul-20 5:41 PM (3 years ago)
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Wow - it's hump day and I have actually been having sex all afternoon !!!! smile
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